D day u post joke and no one reply or smile, u go get bad day. It is obvious! See as u dey smile on every reply to your joke. Rubbish!

Who say I nor fit whip u cos na wetin I plan on doing right about now cos I hear say na another way to get you excited.

Sledge

Post just 1 joke of your own make we see. . .

^^Jealousy go kill some peeps for nland - mtcheeeeeeeew

Efemena_xy:

Sledge

Post just 1 joke of your own make we see. . .

^^Jealousy go kill some peeps for nland - mtcheeeeeeeew

See who is talking

^^Na lie I talk??

Sledge dey comment on almost every post for this section. . .but I never take eye see even 1 of im own post!

The Selfless husband. . .

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what has happened. One of the nurses says, "crazy though this may sound, perhaps a little MouthAction will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is sceptical, but they assure him that they will close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agrees to their scheme and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlines , there is no pulse and no heartbeat. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there pulling up his pants. He says:

"I think she choked."

wtf? now dat was funny abeg efe no kill me for here ooooo

;d ;d ;d

Efe, my intention is not for ur lamentation nor tears.

Enjoy and stop anticipating!

make a useful comment about the joke

or leave the thread pls. . .

A useful comment

You go get grey hair for armpit and pubic if na "nice joke" u wan hear

okay - don't laugh then

nor be by force. . .'tis no skin off my nose sha

For Better or Worse. . .

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug."




His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

Where is d joke

^^ hmmm - I see you like your Beer and your TV

okay, here's another 1:

A little bird was flying south for the winter.It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a field.
While he was lying there a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung he began to realise how
warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out !.

He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:
[1] Not everybody that shits on you is your enemy.
[2] Not everybody who gets you out of the poo is your friend.
[3] When you are in deep poo it is best to keep your mouth shut.

Great work girl!

**applauding**dats magnificent.but i don't categorize dat as joke.

wow great work efe, i luv dat one at least i learnt a great lesson dats y they say two heads are gooder than one, at least no one knows it all

Thanks all - glad u like 'em

Efemena_xy:

Thanks all - glad u like 'em

of course we do, ur creative and dat must be appreciated

and here's one more - a bit rude but hey. . .

A bloke suffers 60% burns on his legs, hes in pain and summons the nurse.

Is there anything you can give me for the pain?

The nurse thinks for a minute, "Yes Viagra" she says, "Viagra?" says the patient.

Yes, it will keep the sheet off your burns

Efemena_xy:

and here's one more - a bit rude but hey. . .

A bloke suffers 60% burns on his legs, hes in pain and summons the nurse.

Is there anything you can give me for the pain?

The nurse thinks for a minute, "Yes Viagra" she says, "Viagra?" says the patient.

Yes, it will keep the sheet off your burns

efe y u dey do me like dis, all my trousers don wet for piss

Okay, okay - I'll stop now

need to get some work done anyway - will catch up with y'all l8er. . .

kk see ya later

9ice 1

Vic2k3:

9ice 1

common vick, i thought we were through wit dat

I mean the joke

oh k, so we are cool vicks

Why not.wit dis kind rain who wont b cool, even a polar bear wud b

Vic2k3:

9ice 1

Thanks Vick - how r u?

Kool and u

Fine o!