Lovers them do start o abeg get a room LOL

U came back so late 2day i hope u didn't overstress urself?

blacksta:

Lovers them do start o abeg get a room LOL

B/4 nko??

When u do your own with C_baby I nor talk, abi??

Vic2k3:

U came back so late 2day i hope u didn't overstress urself?

No, but 'tis the nature of the job. . .

what can I say? A girl's gotta do what a girl's go to do - but I'm fine sha. . .

Are u on yim

Yep, I am

Me too I am on yim

^^Lol!!

Oga Blacksta - methinks 'tis past your bedtime. . .what sayst thou??

Blacksta how're u doing man?

Nine Months Later

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed North. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realise it's terrible weather out there, and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed", she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry" said Jack. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attornety of the attractive lady that he had met on his ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked "Bob, do you remember that good looking widow from,  "Yes I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go to the house, and pay her a visit?"
"Yes." Bob said, a little embarrased at being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid that I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
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And you thought that the ending would be different, didn't you?

Now keep that smile for the rest of the day! 

Women who read!

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she
replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?" "You're in a restricted fishing
area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's
true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

That was good.

Thats why I never argue with you.

Lol!!

Okay - thanks

Elevator Humour

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!, I thought you said, "Turn around!"

r o t f l m a o

1daful.
After all the wahala

Monastery Life

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other
monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from
the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question
this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first
copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in
all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries,
but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery
where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked
vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go
by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him
banging his head against the wall and wailing,
"We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying
uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was,









CELEBRATE!!!"

He be like say them done screw the nut back wey loose for ya head before.

Shey make i happi for you abi make i watch you small if you done fully well so.

^^Lol!!

oh just shut up will ya?

Hahahaha pharoh sef

Stud - what now

you don tire to follow them bash efe on the off-topic chat thread

you wan continue for here too?

Lol i be nobody's friend for here u suppose' know na lol - i'm tired. Going to bed anytime soon - thank God for today

Studio CFR:

Hahahaha pharoh sef

My guy shey you no notice the changes about this our one time so called promising tatafo wey fall by the way side.

Efemena_xy:

^^Lol!!

oh just shut up will ya?

You no like to hear truth bah . . anyway if you need full deliverance . . . meet me on yim.

Hope you no go fall by the way side again sha . . . . . . i dey wait for part 2 ooooooooo

Meet you on YIM??

Today of all days?

why??

you see say I'm having a relationship crises in public and you!!

you dey circle me like vulture - waiting to go in for the kill

abi??

Pharoah na 1 sharp dude o

Abeg no mis-understand me ooooooo . . . i dey wait for part 2 no mean say.

I one enter line . . . abeg forget that kind talk . . . i no get any such thing for mind.

Can't you see the joke again . . i dey wait for part two mean say i dey wait to see

when u go get another lover and the whole process go now start again.

Abeg no intention of going to the kill now or any other time . . na wetin u dey think self.

Na real wa for you . . . when i want your yim seriously i will ask for it ( Like say i no know your yim address before self ).

make u enjoy your self . . . u just piss me off with this ya allegation . . go sort your relationship crisis.

wetin consign agbero with overload.

Vic2k3:

Pharoah na 1 sharp dude o

Sharp as in waiting? abeg no make me laugh . . . i no dey for una lovers category.

Vic2k3:

Pharoah na 1 sharp dude o

^^ d'you blame him??

now I'd like you to leave my thread

don't want you derailing it - go back to the off topic chat thread

and continue with your "Let's bash Efe tonight"

@Pharoh - just shut it will ya? told you I'm not in the mood!!

Suit yaselves but make una no pansh 4 here o! Cos efe is still legally . . . .

Vicks

If you want to talk to me - come to the off-topic chat thread

not here

@Efe . . go get a life or just jump into the london canal okay.

Make u piss off omoko.

ROTFLMAO. Ill fated yim flight lol. See vexation

post your own joke Pharoh (if you dare)

and let's derail it then. . .

I nor want your YIM
Never have
and Never will

now you p.i.ss off albino