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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Divay22(f): 10:29am On Oct 23, 2018
JasonScoolari:
dey smile dat ur illegal smile for there.
Cutest smile you've seen tongue
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by millionboi2: 10:37am On Oct 23, 2018
Generalkaycee:
Thank God for my dick.. I can't imagine life without it.
stupid boy...lol
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by thatigboman: 10:40am On Oct 23, 2018
delugajackson:
Technology is indeed the best thing to ever happen to mankind, all thanks to the Whites. From prosthetic limbs to DNA Testing, to IVF, cancer-detecting devices and to cloning. You just can't get enough.

Meanwhile, a certain country is still manufacturing toothpicks and exporting yams. They even celebrate it as an achievement.
meanwhile for this useless country na church church mosque mosque

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by emperorblog(m): 10:41am On Oct 23, 2018
i cant imagine life without dick
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by enemyofprogress: 10:43am On Oct 23, 2018
Wicked parents, how can they burn a children with prick
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by JasonScoolari: 10:43am On Oct 23, 2018
Divay22:

Cutest smile you've seen tongue
Maybe when I see you someday. For now, nah illegal smile. grin
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by ddjay: 10:45am On Oct 23, 2018
ReneeNuttall:
Just one question,can he get a woman pregnant?
abeg no vex,help us test am make we know
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by legba1(m): 10:56am On Oct 23, 2018
Generalkaycee:
Thank God for my dick.. I can't imagine life without it.

As in.....outrightly unimaginable
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Anglojosite7(m): 11:06am On Oct 23, 2018
We should always be thankful to God almighty.

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by OgogoroFreak(m): 11:14am On Oct 23, 2018
Chai! A whole 45 years? And I start dey fvck at the age of 7 but sperm no dey comot that time sha
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Henry22(m): 11:25am On Oct 23, 2018
Offpoint:
When you have 18 million naira penís... na V dey rush, you no dey rush V...
With 18 million naira díck I swear I'm not the one doing the humping, and if I choose to do she has not right to scream faster...
I'll be like "B get down, this is 18 milla díck, you don't hump on 18 milla dįck that way"


I swear u no well....... grin
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Nobody: 11:27am On Oct 23, 2018
For those that wants a big CASSAVA HOP IN..



CHECK MY SIGNATURE ITS REAL..
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by bighorlus(m): 11:29am On Oct 23, 2018
This guy will never experience erectile dysfunction. The dick gets hard mechanically. Wow

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Nobody: 12:03pm On Oct 23, 2018
jonili:
dickless at 45 damn man! you've missed a lot
I laugh in Spanish but I agree though
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by ReneeNuttall(f): 12:12pm On Oct 23, 2018
ddjay:

abeg no vex,help us test am make we know
Am I his gf?
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by ReneeNuttall(f): 12:15pm On Oct 23, 2018
evictor305:


Always try to read from beginning to the end before making comments. Lazy Nigerian youthtongue

Was there any phrase that said he can now Impregnate a woman?Rather they said he can now enjoy sex .oversabi Nigerian youth tongue
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by ReneeNuttall(f): 12:16pm On Oct 23, 2018
femi4:
He can, semen does not live inside the penis. The penis is just a gateway

Thanks.
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by yankison(m): 12:16pm On Oct 23, 2018
Hh
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by egopersonified(f): 12:55pm On Oct 23, 2018
Explorers:
A diagram shows how Andrew's bionic penis is taken from skin from his forearm and a vein in his leg.

It is then rolled into the shape of a manhood and attached.

Inside the penis is a penile implant which pumps saline fluid into the cylinder making the penis erect for intercourse.


In the final stage of his £50,000 penile implant surgery he was fitted with a pump that will give him an erection at the push of a button.




After activating a button in his groin to pump up his 'ridiculously big' new penis, he lost his virginity to his girlfriend of six years Fedra Fabian as they prepared for a romantic getaway to Amsterdam.


'Two days before we went away, it just happened,' he toldThe Sun. 'It was nice and natural and that's how I wanted it to be.'

He said the sex lasted for about half an hour and felt 'fantastic'. Talking about his new manhood, he added: 'I'm so pleased with it.'

Twenty-eight-year-old Fedra, from Hungary, said the sex was 'amazing' and Andrew's penis looks normal despite being inflated with saline fluid to make it erect.

She added: 'It's fantastic no need to worry about viagra or getting old.

He can do it when he's drunk too!'

The bionic penis is fully rigged up to Andrew's testicles, meaning it's possible for the couple to have children.

A diagram....

A diagram.....

Is it a diagram I came here to see?

How do I replicate it in Aba with a diagram?
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by HopeRisingmatte(m): 1:34pm On Oct 23, 2018
Explorers:
A man born without a penis has lost his virginity aged 45 thanks to a bionic manhood made from his own skin.


Andrew Wardle, from Manchester, had a £50,000 10hours penile implant operation at University College Hospital London in June but had to wait six weeks before he could have sex for the first time.


Andrew, pictured in hospital, successfully underwent the final stage of a £50,000 penile implant operation at London's University Hospital and has been given the all clear to at last lose his virginity at the age of 45.






In a remarkable operation, doctors built his new penis from the skin, muscles and nerves in Andrew's left arm, pictured, and a vein in his leg.


He was born with a condition called bladder exstrophy, said he will take a fertility test to see if they can conceive and they will adopt if he can't.

As a child Andrew underwent a surgical procedure to create an artificial opening known as a stoma in his urinary system.


He had countless operations to build a tube from his bladder so he could pass water normally and suffered from kidney problems



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6157193/amp/Caterer-given-bionic-penis-born-without-organ-finally-sex-aged-45.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4135257110
Very old story.
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by mherciee(f): 1:43pm On Oct 23, 2018
Wey d dick,naa?
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by seunfly: 1:51pm On Oct 23, 2018
delugajackson:
Technology is indeed the best thing to ever happen to mankind, all thanks to the Whites. From prosthetic limbs to DNA Testing, to IVF, cancer-detecting devices and to cloning. You just can't get enough.

Meanwhile, a certain country is still manufacturing toothpicks and exporting yams. They even celebrate it as an achievement.
Very true, while religion is the worst thing to happen to man.
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by salam1(m): 1:56pm On Oct 23, 2018
delugajackson:
Technology is indeed the best thing to ever happen to mankind, all thanks to the Whites. From prosthetic limbs to DNA Testing, to IVF, cancer-detecting devices and to cloning. You just can't get enough.

Meanwhile, a certain country is still manufacturing toothpicks and exporting yams. They even celebrate it as an achievement.
and a certain citizen is busy posting disgracing his country instead of trying to be creative
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by gomivatora: 2:40pm On Oct 23, 2018
what are we supposed to do do now ehn

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by jetson06: 2:58pm On Oct 23, 2018
FEMINIST ALERT!!! WARNING! FEMINIST ALERT!!!

Ejebleje:


Bro,thank goodness for p...y. What’s a dick without pu...y?
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by urahara(m): 7:43pm On Oct 23, 2018
Mizwisdom:
Vanity of life...meanwhile someone out there needs just N5m for kidney transplant to extend his life.

How the fvck is this vanity undecided

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by BTCog: 12:20am On Oct 24, 2018
The picture of the new creation or I won't believe it.
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by isnovic(m): 2:33am On Oct 24, 2018
The Cost of a dick....N18 million.

Nigga be using it uselessly.

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Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by mmadu5(m): 5:03am On Oct 24, 2018
there is nothing like the real dick
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by RoyalStyles2020: 5:06am On Oct 24, 2018
Re: Man Born Without Joystick Given ₦18million Artificial Joystick, Had Sex(Photo) by Cityguy: 8:52pm On Oct 24, 2018
Lord I thank you.

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