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Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by strangest(m): 5:02am On Nov 15, 2010
sounds more like MIS-REASONING after smoking weed
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by nuclearboy(m): 7:36am On Nov 15, 2010
@Tpia:

You really misunderstood me. Twas all a joke about the warfare issue though both of you poked each other in the ribs a bit. And I had/have no problems with you or him which is why I called you both "revered". On asking him, I note that many threads point to him NOT being an Ifa adherent/occultist but rather a student/study pupil of the concept. Which is why I asked the question. It may take awhile but eventually AIO will show his hand (motive) and most will be suprised what all this is in aid of.

For your purposes though, I stand corrected and will await my vindication though PASTOR is notoriously lazy when it comes to vindicating people. I wager he'd rather bast and fry me.
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by alexleo(m): 7:48am On Nov 15, 2010
I havent seen anything wrong in what tpia has posted in this thread that people are attacking and calling her names. This is a discussion forum. You can best use superior reason to make your points rather than name calling.
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by sima(f): 8:16am On Nov 15, 2010
LOOOOL @post
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Nobody: 8:20am On Nov 15, 2010
Amala is a yoruba food and you can leave it if you don't want to eat it.so go die.devil ko,angeli ni.oloshi
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by denony(m): 8:23am On Nov 15, 2010
Can't anyone figure out what i figured?
The poster is obsessed with amala
that he can even eat the one meant for dog,
he started wondering, if amala is unbiblical/EVIL because he was so attached to eat that he can even woke at midnights, sneak to kitchen and emty any pot containing amala.

HE JUST NEEDS HELP ON HOW TO QUIT

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Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by JUO(m): 8:30am On Nov 15, 2010
you no get work
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by aletheia(m): 8:33am On Nov 15, 2010
I can see the OP went right over some people's heads---no sense of humor at all, or appreciation of the sarcasm in the post.
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by spikedcylinder: 9:00am On Nov 15, 2010
Yes, AMALA is evil. Pure evil. Especially when combined with ewedu, gbegiri, shaki, kpomo, kpanla, abodi and ara eran.
DESIST FROM EVIL, MY DEAR BRETHREN!
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by omoimole: 9:07am On Nov 15, 2010
pls friends let us have fun, but not this one. haba! na idle talk be dis. let us move on to serious bizness. how we fit chekmate corruption for naijaland.
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by dustydee: 9:10am On Nov 15, 2010
there goes another derelict nairalander
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by oludashmi(f): 9:20am On Nov 15, 2010
@OP
The answer is simple but with some questions . . . Is it good to be a BLACK MAN? Isnt it devilish to be a BLACK MAN? Are the BLACKS mentioned in the bible? Did the bible describe the devil as being BLACK in complexion? Hope your love for BLACK trousers or BLACK suits is not going to damn you to hell angry angry
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by eghost247(m): 9:33am On Nov 15, 2010
So anything the Bible Does not Mention is Unholy?
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by daroz(m): 9:35am On Nov 15, 2010
@poster, u are totally jobless
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by kunlekunle: 9:45am On Nov 15, 2010
satan gave apple to eve,
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by vokeefe50: 9:53am On Nov 15, 2010
this should be taken to the joke session f**k its not even funny
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Ranoscky(m): 10:02am On Nov 15, 2010
^^

Takin to joke section ke? undecided. . .Something wey no dey funny, but annouying, naim una wan take go joke section? undecided

Naim be say una sef no know wetin surpose dey joke section.

Op, can you pls do me a favour? undecided. . . .Stand up from that cafe and go play with toy if you'r feelin idle.
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by espn(m): 10:41am On Nov 15, 2010
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Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by chuqudy(m): 10:44am On Nov 15, 2010
What about tom tom. Is it devil's sweet.
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by espn(m): 10:49am On Nov 15, 2010
@oludashmi i love your comment, wld always watch out for you,
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by logica(m): 10:59am On Nov 15, 2010
LWT (laughing with tears).
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by InesQor(m): 11:16am On Nov 15, 2010
I love the business sense of these Nairaland guys. They know the kind of thread that attracts attention / traffic. LOL! grin
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Enigma(m): 11:22am On Nov 15, 2010
^^^^ You know, I was thinking precisely that! grin
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Teminio: 11:23am On Nov 15, 2010
@ Poster

No, it is not biblical to eat Amala, but Koranical to eat Akpu.
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Nobody: 11:27am On Nov 15, 2010
Teminio:

@ Poster

No, it is not biblical to eat Amala, but Koranical to eat Akpu.
You dey craze o
.i wan die with laff
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by tosinaded(m): 11:28am On Nov 15, 2010
@poster
Either ure a clown or ure a fool. . . .

St.up.dity at its peak,cant biliv sum posters are tryn to prove it sef!
Nonsense
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Mobsync(m): 11:33am On Nov 15, 2010
This is a joke, put it in the joke section.
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Nobody: 11:40am On Nov 15, 2010
chuqudy:

What about tom tom. Is it devil's sweet.
if yes,i better stop taking baba dudu and Ekana Goliath .
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Ayowumie(m): 11:41am On Nov 15, 2010
Wahala everywhere.
One good thing abt Nigerians is that in the midst of trouble, they could still find time for humour.

@Poster, you have multiple cases.
Amala can also be as white as iyan (in this case, you can find 'your holiness' there)

Am sure you have tasted cokacola before, is it written in the bible that u should drink cocakola?
Where is it written in the bible that you should use internet

I think for violating many biblical injunctions, u should be taken to Kirikiri.
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Basildon1(m): 11:41am On Nov 15, 2010
tosinaded@:

@poster
Either ure a clown or ure a fool. . . .

St.up.dity at its peak,cant biliv sum posters are tryn to prove it sef!
Nonsense
C'mon,you should know the guy's pedigree to know that he is trying to get at something. U dont read Animal Farm and go about thinking pigs can talk or they rule other animals.
Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by PastorAIO: 11:42am On Nov 15, 2010
See me see yabis o!  If you all know that you can not be of any help to a brother then please keep ya mouth to ya self.  Am I the only person trying to live biblically?  Nobody else got yabbed like this.  Why?
denony:

Can't anyone figure out what i figured?
The poster is obsessed with amala
that he can even eat the one meant for dog,
he started wondering, if amala is unbiblical/EVIL because he was so attached to eat that he can even woke at midnights, sneak to kitchen and emty any pot containing amala.

HE JUST NEEDS HELP ON HOW TO QUIT

I didn't say anything about eating dog food.  Maybe you didn't read my post well.  It can never get to that level.  Unless I am not at home.  No Amala can ever remain for Bingo if I dey house.  

JUO:

you no get work

Because of Amala?  haba!!
kunlekunle:

satan gave apple to eve,

That's a good point, I've taken note.

espn:

very senseless talk, daft indeed.

But If na trouser or skirt matter e no go daft.  How is that fair?  Was this thread daft?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-13329.0.html

Na ordinary Amala I dey chop but if I kill person or start war you no go say I daft.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-431.0.html  

I can even wear make up, I no daft!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-96474.160.html

Just because these things are in the bible or are not in the bible.

I say it is a demonstration of Craze - Demo-Crazy.  Is there voting in the bible?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-432252.0.html

I say we should chose our president by casting lots

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-542527.0.html

It is okay to hate moslems as long as you do it biblically!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-158785.0.html

I believe in trinity but it is not biblical.  Does that mean I'm damned?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-262921.0.html


I'm the igbo smoking pastor just because I like amala and I want to do the right thing but all these other people haven't smoked igbo.  They are considered quite sane.  

Please, if you cannot help me with my enquiry then all of you please go and sit down.  Again I ask, I hope my love for Amala is not going to damn me for all time?  

Yes o, damned for all time because Judas was a black man, and Jesus was a Superstar.

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Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Teminio: 11:44am On Nov 15, 2010
Teminio:

@ Poster

No, it is not biblical to eat Amala, but Koranical to eat Akpu.
~Bluetooth:

You dey craze o
.i wan die with laff

Dey laff dey go now, how we go fit sabi craze man

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