chuqudy:

What about tom tom. Is it devil's sweet.

Depending on the number of white strips to black stripes on the tom tom
If u lick tom-tom angels and demons will be fighting in your stomach.
Lick only baba blue or vicks lemon only even thou it is not biblical.

Teminio:

Dey laff dey go now, how we go fit sabi craze man

no mind the stu.pid poster that started the comedy.

~Bluetooth:

no mind the stu.pid poster that started the comedy.

eeeeh . . . Bluetoot. You no go go brush your teet. You no know say teet suppose to white. Till you brush, close your mouth, flies dey come.

@ poster very funny

Pastor AIO:

eeeeh . . . Bluetoot. You no go go brush your teet. You no know say teet suppose to white. Till you brush, close your mouth, flies dey come.

So you are still talking ? Let me get hold of you,i will make sure i send you and your yeye thread to hell fire.

Lol i am sure the Poster Regrets starting this thread
too bad there is no such thing as delete thread
here

eghost247:

Lol i am sure the Poster Regrets starting this thread
too bad there is no such thing as delete thread
here

I dey here. No regrets coyote. I no dey delete natin. My only request is that you give me sensible advice backed by scriptures.

Pastor AIO:

I dey here. No regrets coyote. I no dey delete natin. My only request is that you give me sensible advice backed by scriptures.

oshi oda. . . .
Some jokes are foolish,regardless of d fact dat they are jokes

According to the Bible, there is a sin that has no forgiveness. That is the sin of eating Amala. Pastor AIO, you are surely going to hell.

Skidoc:

According to the Bible, there is a sin that has no forgiveness. That is the sin of eating Amala. Pastor AIO, you are surely going to hell.

That is what I feared.

Haba na wetin? food is food irrespective of the color, don't "Over Do" Christianity.

What a good bad question. Before i proceed to the answer, i have this to say:
@poster,
are you a Christian? If yes, then! I doubt. Because a true Christian is suppose to be light to others {Matt 5:16, Eph 5:8}. But your post is just a ridicule of the Holy Bible, our Holy Constitution.
You may however claim it was a joke, if so, why don't you just move to entertainment and click on jokes. Atleast you will find clowns like you there.
@Moderators,
with due respect, i must say that: at times, somethings you guys do on NL baffles me. I still can't figure out a logical reason why you guys supported this sugar-coated blasphemy to the extent of pushing it to the front page. It doesn't fit in there. What do you expect a responsible guest to think or say if he/she visits this site and sees such topic making the news. I leave you to answer that.
@POSTER,
in response to your Question, since you posted this on religion, i will answer you from the bible.
"For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:" (1 Timothy 4:4).
this implies that God doesn't judge a person by the food he/she eats. This is because the worship of God is a spiritual thing. John 4:24.

What a good bad question. Before i proceed to the answer, i have this to say:
@poster,
are you a Christian? If yes, then! I doubt. Because a true Christian is suppose to be light to others {Matt 5:16, Eph 5:8}. But your post is just a ridicule of the Holy Bible, our Holy Constitution.
You may however claim it was a joke, if so, why don't you just move to entertainment and click on jokes. Atleast you will find clowns like you there.
@Moderators,
with due respect, i must say that: at times, somethings you guys do on NL baffles me. I still can't figure out a logical reason why you guys supported this sugar-coated blasphemy to the extent of pushing it to the front page. It doesn't fit in there. What do you expect a responsible guest to think or say if he/she visits this site and sees such topic making the news. I leave you to answer that.
@POSTER,
in response to your Question, since you posted this on religion, i will answer you from the bible.
"For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:" (1 Timothy 4:4).
this implies that God doesn't judge a person by the food he/she eats. This is because the worship of God is a spiritual thing. John 4:24.

What a good bad question. Before i proceed to the answer, i have this to say:
@poster,
are you a Christian? If yes, then! I doubt. Because a true Christian is suppose to be light to others {Matt 5:16, Eph 5:8}. But your post is just a ridicule of the Holy Bible, our Holy Constitution.
You may however claim it was a joke, if so, why don't you just move to entertainment and click on jokes. Atleast you will find clowns like you there.
@Moderators,
with due respect, i must say that: at times, somethings you guys do on NL baffles me. I still can't figure out a logical reason why you guys supported this sugar-coated blasphemy to the extent of pushing it to the front page. It doesn't fit in there. What do you expect a responsible guest to think or say if he/she visits this site and sees such topic making the news. I leave you to answer that.
@POSTER,
in response to your Question, since you posted this on religion, i will answer you from the bible.
"For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:" (1 Timothy 4:4).
this implies that God doesn't judge a person by the food he/she eats. This is because the worship of God is a spiritual thing. John 4:24.

i refer u to mattew 15:11.

thx

hehehe. See as pastorAIO start nuclear war because of Amala. I think what he is trying to get at is how people use the bible as a guide for everything, and at what point this exercise may become silly. People have asked questions about all types of practices but hardly ever get the kinds of hostile responses this thread has. I wonder why that is.

How should the Bible guide believers? Are u allowed to do only what the bible explicitly endorses? Are u forbidden to do only what the bible forbids? Is whatever has not been commanded by the Bible forbidden?

e.g. If the Bible does not explicitly condemn/forbid pedophilia does that mean it is allowed?

If someone asks "is Pedophilia unbiblical"? what will an adequate, bible supported, response look like? I've seen some Christians give a lot of Muslims stick for this and I don't think I've ever seen a biblical quote supporting their rejection of the practice.

what about beatiality?


What about the cruel murder of animals for sport?

What about the environment?

What about eating amala?  

When can we use our own "best" judgment to decide our conduct, and can this ever take precedence over what the Bible says?

i neither support nor condone pastorAIO's post cos i read it for what i think it is, satire. but i want to say that the way some christians go about asking 'show me where this or that is in the bible' begets such reactions.

that being said, i'm not sure about 'everything black is evil and all white is good'.

Krayoooooooooo!   I vex o!    How you go just abandon us like that?

Unfortunately, I doubt your post is going to be read because after reading the OP I think most people will just proceed to make their response without reading the rest of the thread.  That is how people fail exams!!  No be so?

Your analyses is very correct o jare.  Clap for yasef!  Just for that I forgive you for running away like the prodigal son.  Welcome back.  Care to join me for some amala?

Krayola:

hehehe. See as pastorAIO start nuclear war because of Amala. I think what he is trying to get at is how people use the bible as a guide for everything, and at what point this exercise may become silly. People have asked questions about all types of practices but hardly ever get the kinds of hostile responses this thread has. I wonder why that is.

How should the Bible guide believers? Are u allowed to do only what the bible explicitly endorses? Are u forbidden to do only what the bible forbids? Is whatever has not been commanded by the Bible forbidden?

e.g. If the Bible does not explicitly condemn/forbid pedophilia does that mean it is allowed?

If someone asks "is Pedophilia unbiblical"? what will an adequate, bible supported, response look like? I've seen some Christians give a lot of Muslims stick for this and I don't think I've ever seen a biblical quote supporting their rejection of the practice.

what about bestiality?


What about the cruel murder of animals for sport?

What about the environment?

What about eating amala?  

When can we use our own "best" judgment to decide our conduct, and can this ever take precedence over what the Bible says?

two thumbs up for this!

Krayola:
. . .

If someone asks "is Pedophilia unbiblical"? what will an adequate, bible supported, response look like? I've seen some Christians give a lot of Muslims stick for this and I don't think I've ever seen a biblical quote supporting their rejection of the practice.

That is all well and good! How about when some non-Christian (and even some Christian) ignoramuses say e.g. the "Trinity" is not 'biblical' and so is not true?

{Some of them even insist on the proven daft and idiotic view that it was formed at a council meeting.}

@Poster- If you think Amala is Evil because of the color BLACK, how about WE BLACK people?.

Pastor AIO:

Krayoooooooooo!   I vex o!    How you go just abandon us like that?

Unfortunately, I doubt your post is going to be read because after reading the OP I think most people will just proceed to make their response without reading the rest of the thread.  That is how people fail exams!!  No be so?

Your analyses is very correct o jare.  Clap for yasef!  Just for that I forgive you for running away like the prodigal son.  Welcome back.  Care to join me for some amala?

@ Prodigal son. . .I'm back for another batch of inheritance. First one don finish. I invested it in MFM so we suppose see correct returns.

I go chop amala o. But me personally I prefer gbegiri and ewedu, assorted meat and all the medemedes. But no cocacola. I don't trust that black drink.

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this is quite amazing

Oh, for the love of. . .
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So where does that leave seasoned and well prepared snail-- with lotsa rodo and onions on the side?
.
This is a joke left out of Rhythm Unplugged.
Like, seriously.

Kai the madness in this thread is accelerating 

Krayola, you are too much. I doubt any of those who are MEANT to read that cos they dont get it, will get it either way after reading your post. Na so so yab go borku still. . . 

Pastor AIO:

That is what I feared. 

Well there is no way out for you. Unless you vomit all the Amalas you have eaten since you were born, you are hell-bound. I heard that in hell, Satan likes to torment people with what brought them there (e.g. MJ is breakdancing in hell right now). So in your case, you go eat Amala inside the red-hot flaming fire. Infact na Abacha's leg go be the roast meat wey go dey on top. I'm sure you are shaking in your boots now and you don't want to end up eating Amala Dudu in Hell Faya. So are you ready to start vomiting?

mr.man:

@Poster- If you think Amala is Evil because of the color BLACK, how about WE BLACK people?.

I'm not black, I am Golden brown. So speak for yourself, mister.

The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do. - John Holt

This thread shows 2 people for what they are.

To One, I say

You're over the hill, thats why you're picking up speed. - Charles Schulz

To the Other, I say

Half the money time I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. - John Wanamaker. But I suspect you know which half on this thread!

Omg!can't stop laffing especially a@tpia's first post on this thread

nuclearboy:

The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do. - John Holt

This thread shows 2 people for what they are.

To One, I say

You're over the hill, thats why you're picking up speed. - Charles Schulz

To the Other, I say

Half the money time I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. - John Wanamaker. But I suspect you know which half on this thread!

just give it a rest unless something else dey your matter.

cant stand pretenders.

whitewashed outside but inside it's another story.

@OP are you for real, or just pulling some people's legs.