That time we snuck into the Staff room, changed our test scores and then proceeded to get the keys of our school coaster bus, snuck. It pass the passed out drunk security guard and went on a joy ride across warri up till 2am. Still got it back to school without the useles guard noticing

one of my classmates was always having sex with another girl. They either do it in one of the cubicles in the school or in one of the private homes close to the school

legba1:
A classmate called danger mouse was caught watching a female mates pant with mirror placed on his Cortina sandal while standing before her desk charting her up.....one of her friend saw what was happening and raised alarm.

Sugar town(that's her nickname) raised her uniform, thereby exposing her white pant for everyone to see for like 3minutes. She now asked if danger mouse had seen enough...she and her friend then descended on Deji (the boy) and beat daylight out of him. we all served punishment as a result of the melee that resulted from the fight.

From that JSS1 till we all left Anglican High school.....Danger mouse and Sugar town remained sworn enemies

Most interesting so far. How could the girl have shown everyone her pant in JSS 1. She must really be a razz girl.

sochey:
1)My best friend thinking I snatched her guy from her

2) guys treating girls that open up to them like scum

3) A lot of beatings when you come late

4) Read to measure up and be the brightest

5) A student in ss3 back then when I was in jss3 will come late to school and when the teachers ask him to go home, he will jejely go. Saying that the teachers are stupid. Do you know how hard it is to wake up, bath, get dressed and come to school? One certain time, his mother called the school saying that her son locked her up in the house and took the key to school

I can't forget that scenario

Number five got me laughing

princeSammyz:
The day someone defecated in my hall's common room. Damn! Thorough flogging after making sign of the cross on your head with the sh**t

We seem to share the same story... In 2007?

soberdrunk:
I remember back then we used peep into female hostel to see naked girls, on one of such nights I remember peeping and seeing a group of girls floating mid air........

Which movie be dat

Youngkingjaey1:


Lmfao

Haaa very funny,
What happen next.

Lol, wetin wan happen before, SUSPENSION NAA

Dem no fit flog am again, he had outgrown flogging

ordinarily majority of us had outgrown flogging den cus we must to chop cane at least four days in a week.

Laslas the guy still burgled the principal door during waec tym..

broo tins many for my school jaree

Gwagone:
Things dey happen oo Lol

people too dey tell lies for this forum. Just take time read thru the comments

bonnyhope:


How old were you?

SS1 boi fucking corper

Pls tell us another lie

I'm sure the guy didn't proceed after secondary school. If he did, he'd realise what it takes to be a corper. What do you want to give a corper that she would stoop that low? Dick or money or good look?

Shibaraba na u biko. U 2 much

Papanwamaikpe:
I impregnated my form mistress

What?

MZrapper:


Is that Ijesha language?

More or less like ijesha but it has little difference

that is our language in my town, imesi speaks it as well

am from ekiti

My own plenty.

There was one classmate of mine called Henry Ogige who lived in Ojuelegba. He used to always talk about porn and fucking prostitutes. One day he brought a porn magazine to class and me and a few other guys decided to go to the library to look at it. In the library, na so Henry Ogige dick started to charge and one of us had a ruler and decided to measure it. Mehn, imagine a JSS3 student's gbola measuring like 8 inches. We were all in shock

The day I decided to bounce my hand off my Igbo teachers yansh as she was passing by because I had been fantasizing about her. Na so my hand bounce off the yansh and she just turned, looked at me, and walked away. Thank God she didn't react

One day one of my guys invited me to his house to watch how he will bang one girl he was toasting that was my neighbor. Me too I liked the girl and decided to let that not to happen. Na so as he was kwaving the girl and wanted to start the show, I busted into the room and told him that he should lets go to game center to play game.

I went to one of my classmates house to play game and then saw his housegirl was one Calabar girl with big yansh. Na so I go kitchen go ask the girl for water, as she turned around, I just pack the yansh with hand. She just smiled and didn't say anything. Embarrassment wan kill me because I don't know the devil that moved my hand to do that.

There was one new student called Daniel who transferred from another school and used to love to bully me because he used to boast about how he used to fight. One day while he was bullying me and pushing me around, I got fed up and attacked him with fast blows to his face and body. Next thing na blood begin commot him mouth with swollen eye before people came and separated the fight. From that day on, he started respecting me.

One big heavy dude in my class used to make my life a living hell. His name was Charles and he weighed almost twice my weight. That how one day I got fed up of his shiit and told him, "Just wait for me after school today. I will fvck you up". That was a challenge and people were happy that they were going to see fight after school. Before I know it, other classes had heard that I was going to fight Charles and there was no backing down from it.
Now in those days, if you challenge someone to a fight, it is your obligation to carry out that challenge. If you don't carry it out, everybody will give you rushing (everyone will gather and beat the living shyt out of you) for backing out after issuing a challenge to fight. Now as school hours started drawing to a close, I started remembering all the past fights Charles had been in and how he massacred his victims, I began to picture myself being massacred. Na so fear begin grip me. And I couldn't back down at this point or else na community rushing I go receive. After school, everyone gathered in my class and started saying, "oya come and fight". They cleared all the lockers and desks for us and created a space in the middle. I was like, " Hold on let me finish copying my note". After like 10 mins people were tired of waiting and took my note from me and pulled me up to fight. I started to shake like a leaf. Then one classmate of mine called Akinwale saw my fear and said, "No, he is a Christian and Christians don't fight. Akinwale was like the class pastor and everyone respected him. Na so Akinwale grabbed my bag and grabbed me and left the class. Chai, because of Akinwale, I was saved from a severe beating that day. Akinwale na God go bless you forever

I light up the school � with my john terry from A to Z

Go and ask I'm still here doing my thing

OlawaleBammie:
There is this guy called a certain appellation, lemme conceal dat as necessary lemme call him kiridikiridi.
Kiridikiridi was a very stubborn boy, he had no fear for anybody whatsoever. It was a mango season wen the principal and the rest of his subordinates told us the student that we should not touch any of the mango trees to pluck mangoes but we would still not heed to their course...wetin consan us before?

this fateful day, kiridikiridi just wanted to answer his call of nature(stubbornness) den he climbed one mango tree which is beside the road which everybody ply, he went up the tree and began plucking some mangoes to eat, immediately he saw the principal coming he just threw one of the half-chewed mangoes from the top to the front of the principal, expectedly the principal shouted who is dat as he was looking up to the tree den kiridikiridi told him.. it's me.., the principal responded by sayin haven't we told u not to do dis again?? the response of dis stubborn boy was mouthwatering...

He just said in yoruba, Boya Abare logbin mangoro sibee waa so fun a.., Eyemi wa Lara ihonra foriru eso re a sibee, oyahi kaamoje.

Meaning; Weda na ur papa plant mango for here u go tell us, my mama dey among people wey use head carry d seed come here wen dem wan plant am and una dey say make we no eat am.

Is that Ijesha or ekiti . I don laugh tire o

OlawaleBammie:
There is this guy called a certain appellation, lemme conceal dat as necessary lemme call him kiridikiridi.
Kiridikiridi was a very stubborn boy, he had no fear for anybody whatsoever. It was a mango season wen the principal and the rest of his subordinates told us the student that we should not touch any of the mango trees to pluck mangoes but we would still not heed to their course...wetin consan us before?

this fateful day, kiridikiridi just wanted to answer his call of nature(stubbornness) den he climbed one mango tree which is beside the road which everybody ply, he went up the tree and began plucking some mangoes to eat, immediately he saw the principal coming he just threw one of the half-chewed mangoes from the top to the front of the principal, expectedly the principal shouted who is dat as he was looking up to the tree den kiridikiridi told him.. it's me.., the principal responded by sayin haven't we told u not to do dis again?? the response of dis stubborn boy was mouthwatering...

He just said in yoruba, Boya Abare logbin mangoro sibee waa so fun a.., Eyemi wa Lara ihonra foriru eso re a sibee, oyahi kaamoje.

Meaning; Weda na ur papa plant mango for here u go tell us, my mama dey among people wey use head carry d seed come here wen dem wan plant am and una dey say make we no eat am.

So funny. Are u from Ondo State?

Vortex369:
crazy is genius.

I was crowned best cartoonist by the literary and debating society.

Pays to be a nerd.

No be naija sec school u attend

Davoneskay:

So funny. Are u from Ondo State?

Lol, Ekiti state

Me I dey Bleep inside class during night prep.I was in boarding school

sgboro:
Lolz, I really can not let this slide.
Schooled in a boarding school of both gender in a village,
In south south but living with my family in south west
Was in sss2 second term when i was deboarded for entering th girls hostel around 1 a.m to see my sss3 gf.
My parents now rented an accommodation close to school which is opposite my vice principal house.
So we see each other almost everyday, so almost every evening he keeps seeing me with different girls coming to see me from the village.
He could not take it anymore, he called me out one assembly morning and said am a useless boy that deboarding me was a wrong choice.
He took senior student to pack my stuffs from my house back to the hostel by force.

hahahaha lmao

Had lots of crazy experiences in Mayflower.
Was it the day my dick was tied with a sewing thread to a faraway bunk while I was asleep in JSS 2 by some yeye seniors? The pain was excruciating when I woke ; or my first social night where touching was allowed. I became spoilt afterwards

When i was in jss2,the first girl i fuc.k ,i just put my zogora i side and raise my waist like 6 times and take my zogora out and wear my clothes and when my friend ask me i said very sweet,i dont know whelther peraon dey cum when u have sex

Youngkingjaey1:


For real
What happen next

I don't know... I ran away

sgboro:
Lolz, I really can not let this slide.
Schooled in a boarding school of both gender in a village,
In south south but living with my family in south west
Was in sss2 second term when i was deboarded for entering th girls hostel around 1 a.m to see my sss3 gf.
My parents now rented an accommodation close to school which is opposite my vice principal house.
So we see each other almost everyday, so almost every evening he keeps seeing me with different girls coming to see me from the village.
He could not take it anymore, he called me out one assembly morning and said am a useless boy that deboarding me was a wrong choice.
He took senior student to pack my stuffs from my house back to the hostel by force.

Badoo sneh

Shibaraba:
One of the craziest. ... Crazy experiences too plenty abeg.
Which one I want talk sef.
Shey na mirror in the assembly own?
(only legends know this trick)
Small Boys Wey be say if we look girl pant we Don make am for life be that. While una dey sing national anthem I dey drop mirror between legs so as to see the color of your pant. We. Notice say one girl no dey wear. We dey literally fight to stay near that girl so as to watch film na so one of our guys go cast give teacher say na him suppose line up for there but I chance am. Teacher investigate come find out say na pant we dey look. Shibaraba no kuku wait. Before them mention my name I Don japa. School fence Wey we Don already put hole Wey we go take manoeuvre in case wahala happen. Then pursue me reach my street before them elders catch me. The beating I receive flog the winch Wey dey do me comot for my body.

Wetin pain me pass be say the girl later marry one of us. She Don born like 3 for the guy. If say she know she for kuku dey open am for the guy for free that time na. Because na him cane plenty pass. Na him mama mirror he dey bring come school.

egbon you too get mouth

back then in st. charles secondary school Onitsha, our manager rev. Fr. Vitus Mbamalu banned going to lower
but me and my gang we don't hear word, we would fly fence and go out in the evening to watch football match
and play ps2. one day the guards paradise, oga chinedu and isi kakpo caught us and locked us up. remembering
those old days mehn! I miss those fun times with me, simbi, science, nature, nwike, nature, bishop, shaibu, select, ijoya

Floreat

nurey:
STABBED ASSEMBLY and was caught by the PKC, don't know how I escaped suspension/rustication but my yansh felt what no yansh has felt before in fagboros hand

In SS1 I made alot of money enough to buy PS1 then, I normally eat at home and my mum made sure I carried food and snacks to school, when I get to school, I just sold the food and snacks for money to those whose parents no get time and boarding house guys who no like school food. I guess I am the dantata of my generation.

Nicklaus619:
When I was in gss2 a girl I was Crushing on paid me a visit, kissed me and grabbed my d;ck in our sitting room, meanwhile. No one was home when we started o, we where about to get down, before a resounding slap landed on my back, my dad was standing and watching us the whole time
And. Thereafter asked the girl to go and he made me wash cloths for the whole family for two weeks. Meanwhile we are 6 in the family. Imagine the sufferness .
That was the day I almost lost my vriginity and. My dad was the spoiler, had to wait for another 10years before. I finally lost it

Lies Lies Lies Lies

Laugh don kill me here o

football

I remember waiting 2 collect your report sheet n thinking it was judgement day.

Papanwamaikpe:
I don't know... I ran away

Pls tell me d title on d movie