things dey marriage shall oooo.l never knew couples endure things like this, l use 2 think mine was d worst,l think l will begin 2 appreciate her from now
my dislike abt her
1)any time her car has fault she will call on me irrespective of wht am doin or whr l am, l dont knw if she thinks am a mechanic.l have given her 6 mechanics phone number so that she can call on them,no way.she will always call me (even if its fuel that finishes in d car)
these days anytime she calls and l hear car l jus pretend ntwork is bad & then call any mech 2 try and reach her.

2)she hardly pick her calls.tis is sooooooooo annoying especially whn u ve told her dat u will call on a certain time, l hv told her severally that she will be d last person 2 call in time of emergency

Y'all just gave mw a list of trhings to watch out for b4 marriage. I wnt die in lafta here

[size=14pt]Ohh my God, I can't stop laughing. You people will not kill me here. My boss needed to ask what's wrong with me laughing so resounding. My ribs are aching me joooo

I have leant a lot here and I tell you this tread is one of the best tread I have ever read in Nairaland.

As per my wiffy, a lot, I'll be right back, [/size]

Bestest topic ever!!! Av bn studying all day,I take breaks btw my study,come n spy at d topic a lil again n end up rotfl!, mks my study fun and has made my day! Nice one!

rotflmfao!!!!!, My bf snores so loud at night, i have to get up to watch t.v because i can not sleep, and when i complain he say, just tap me and say change position. I am like wtf He has the habit of farting all the time, and he thinks its funny, he says, there is nothing there, you fart your own lets see. We can have a competition. Disgusting!, he likes to do his business in the toilet with the door wide open while attempting to discuss important issues. I do not want to see him or anyone in the toilet, shut the damn door. Hee has absolutely no boundaries. I have told him that seperate bedrooms will be the only way after the i dos.

She"ll never tell u wht"s on her mind unless u detect may b sumtin is wrong, she"ll neva pick her calls

Human beings! we are really animals. After much formings- sweet guy, charming prince, sweet babe, ajeböta - all na lie. Live under one roof with him or her and u will find out that " we be animaleès pretending otherwise". I think i ll go construct my wife, custom-made.its possible in china. She has to be a robot. Cant take this SHIT.

Human beings! we are really animals. After much formings- sweet guy, charming prince, sweet babe, ajeböta - all na lie. Live under one roof with him or her and u will find out that " we be animaleès pretending otherwise". I think i ll go construct my wife, custom-made.its possible in china. She has to be a robot. Cant take this SHIT.

when she goes 2 the rest room& she doesnt flush properly.sometimes the dung doesnt pass tru the pipe.i wud hav to use pistle to pound it so it can grind for it 2 flush.

sley4life:

when she goes 2 the rest room& she doesnt flush properly.sometimes the dung doesnt pass tru the pipe.i wud hav to use pistle to pound it so it can grind for it 2 flush.

Now tell me you are joking

My girlfriend snores or should i say grunts while asleep. Its really annoying especially from a lady. I even created a blog just because of her.

My girlfriend snores or should i say grunts while asleep. Its really annoying especially from a lady. I even created a blog just because of her.

lwkmd just when I thought I got it bad you guys are surely cracking me up.Trying to compose myself after laughing out so loud  in the office  more than once Got my nosey workmates wondering what's up

Na wa o

Lwkmd.

Apaprently, it seems the snoring and farting in bed thing is universal!

what a hilarious topic.
if he were answering, he would say that it's the fact i leave my clothes everywhere when i come home from work, and i leave dishes in the sink instead of washing them out immediately.
for me, it would be the fact that he leaves hair all over the bathroom.
thankfully, we are both working on our issues.

slymm:

Lwkmd.

rotflmfao!!!!!,   My  bf   snores   so   loud   at   night,   i have   to   get   up   to  watch   t.v   because  i  can   not   sleep,   and   when   i complain   he  say,   just   tap   me     and   say   change   position.  I am like   wtf  He   has   the  habit  of  farting   all  the  time,  and he   thinks  its  funny,  he  says,  there  is nothing  there,  you  fart  your  own  lets  see.  We can have a competition.  [b][b]Disgusting!,  he  likes  to  do his business  in the  toilet  with the  door  wide open  while  attempting  to discuss  important  issues.  I do not want  to  see him  or  anyone  in  the toilet,  shut  the damn door. Hee has absolutely no boundaries.  I  have told  him that seperate bedrooms  will be the only way  after the i  dos.

hahaha! this is excetionally hilarious. nairaland can be fun when people are not bitching about in a tribal tug of war and spewing hateful comments.

i don laf wake my 3 months old daughter up,  now my wife is mad at me.
see wetin una don cause?

dont like it when my gf sends me a gud 9t txt after 10pm(when i'm probably wasted or asleep) & then expects a reply.

i couldn't stop laughing all day, i dnt even know what to write mayb l8, imagine pounding ur wiffy shit so that u can flush it, LOL

1. She doesn't laugh at anything I say. And always keep straight face that is emotionless 95% of the time I've known her.
2. Doesn't say JACK! I taught she was reserved back then and that htings will get better. HELL NO! she dont talk tooooo quiete and got 1billion things on her mind she will never say
3. Forgetful and doesn't pick phone most time. And sends very annoying repetitive text messages due to her insecurities. "You are out there again abi? With another woman abi?"
4. Too suspicious
5. Used to scratch her legs while sleeping (fixed this it was medical)
6. Complains of no attention knowing fully well she's the one that doesnt talk or want to have conversations. She can reply a 5hrs talk with YES or NO and thats it
7. Never logical. Emotion and sentiment first.
8. Jealous of her kids. If they play with me too much she complains of giving them more attention than her
9. Very boring person too cold in nature, routined and not dynamic. Very predictable. She the same yesterday, today, tomorrow and ,
10. Only woman I know that want s.ex and no pre-intimacy. And will complain of rush job cos i gotta logout from the boring bed chore

Well I wouldn't say my spouse habit is annoying but I believe it can be sometimes frustrating when you have a spouse that likes to take his time everytime

Am on the other hand a go-getter but my husband likes to take his time, I don't like it.

Well I told him am going to post something here so it's won't be a surprise to him. Sorry darling at least I didn't mention your name
I still love him very much though I won't trade him for anything

My husy, 1st. he snors wt mouth wide open tht salivr will just be flowin like river Nija,som times i'll wake up to find out tht my entir hair hv been soakd! 2nd he likes to splash soap all over the bathrom while takin his bath 3rd he always forgt to flush the toilet aftr usin it. 4th he prefrs to eat in the palor rathr than dinin table. 5th will always ask me to help him look for things like, car key, hair brush, tooth past/ brush, stokin, body lotn, boxrs,etc aftr scatrin them. Stil love him though, cos me too no perfect.

My husy, 1st. he snors wt mouth wide open tht salivr will just be flowin like river Nija,som times i'll wake up to find out tht my entir hair hv been soakd! 2nd he likes to splash soap all over the bathrom while takin his bath 3rd he always forgt to flush the toilet aftr usin it. 4th he prefrs to eat in the palor rathr than dinin table. 5th will always ask me to help him look for things like, car key, hair brush, tooth past/ brush, stokin, body lotn, boxrs,etc aftr scatrin them. Stil love him though, cos me too no perfect.

tEsLim:

1. She doesn't laugh at anything I say. And always keep straight face that is emotionless 95% of the time I've known her.
2. Doesn't say JACK! I taught she was reserved back then and that htings will get better. HELL NO! she dont talk tooooo quiete and got 1billion things on her mind she will never say
3. Forgetful and doesn't pick phone most time. And sends very annoying repetitive text messages due to her insecurities. "You are out there again abi? With another woman abi?"
4. Too suspicious
5. Used to scratch her legs while sleeping (fixed this it was medical)
6. Complains of no attention knowing fully well she's the one that doesnt talk or want to have conversations. She can reply a 5hrs talk with YES or NO and thats it
7. Never logical. Emotion and sentiment first.
8. Jealous of her kids. If they play with me too much she complains of giving them more attention than her
9. Very boring person too cold in nature, routined and not dynamic. Very predictable. She the same yesterday, today, tomorrow and ,
10. Only woman I know that want s.ex and no pre-intimacy. And will complain of rush job cos i gotta logout from the boring bed chore

I don laff tireeee. You have to find something that your wife is interested in, something like bag, fashion then kickstart a gist on this be4 going on something else

LMAO!
*Bookmarked*

She always make noise wen having fun & her ringtone is very bad. Last tyme i got angry & get owt of d rum.

1. my boyfriend plays video games (2010 FIFA) like its going out of style, he gets home at 12am, once he rushed throught the door that i thought someone was running behind him, he rushed to the tv and put on the game, i asked is it that seerious that u can't even put your bags down or take off your work clothes before you play this game? and he will get so mad when he loses a goal yet he plays this same game every night,

2. he farts and it smells so bad, one time we were argueing and he farted so silent, it smelled like rotten garbage and he has the nerve to ask me why i farted it just made me so mad cuz he knows he is the one that did it,

3. he sometimes belchces loud and will lie and say it was a song he was singing,

4, he will throw anything down on the ground and i just look at him and he will laugh and pick it up,

5. he complains about what food i should cook, if i say i wan cook chicken he will pout and say no no no, but once i make it he will eat it like he never ate before,

likeme:


I don laff tireeee. You have to find something that your wife is interested in, something like bag, fashion then kickstart a gist on this be4 going on something else

i think the best thing is to find what she loves most and buy for her and be spontaneous when dealing with her. surprises often disarm most women. but if she is really so reserved as he described her then only god can help her. well a therapy could also not be a bad idea if he could find a decent therapist in Nigeria(supposing he lives there).

aminalib:


2. he farts and it smells so bad, one time we were argueing and he farted so silent, it smelled like rotten garbage and he has the nerve to ask me why i farted it just made me so mad cuz he knows he is the one that did it
roflmao

3. he sometimes belchces loud and will lie and say it was a song he was singing, lmao

Orishirishi

Guys all this complain no reach to talk, if it was that they were not submitting the 'abunna' as at when due, ehenn, it will be something to seriously worry about. Anyway checkout this lady who loved her late husband with all his wahala http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlDlUILjFpo

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