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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by ghettokid1(m): 9:44pm On Apr 06, 2020
ProfDview1:




Tell. Ur fvcking mother n fvcking father to jejely follow u to her fvcking parent for fvcking introduction


Then plann una fvcking wedding b4 she deliver the fvcking baby dt will bear ur fvcking name

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Nobody: 9:45pm On Apr 06, 2020
What you fvcking need now is to fvcking take your fvcking ass to the fvcking market and start to fvcking get the fvcking used to the fvcking prices of fvcking baby food and diapers.

Fvcking congratulations to fvcking you. undecided

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by ghettokid1(m): 9:46pm On Apr 06, 2020
fergie001:
Fvckingly doooooo
I will not
Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Perfecttouchade: 9:47pm On Apr 06, 2020
ghettokid1:
Emeijeh, Fergie001, perfecttouchade.
Any fucking advise?
congrats o..abeg take the pregnancy sharp sharp, make we come chop rice next year grin soon you will be the newest daddy in town...U don dribble like Messi , u don score correct goal ... cheesy

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Phenomenal16(f): 9:48pm On Apr 06, 2020
sammyfrosh:
Why always sex sex sex on this romance section for Sanity’s sake... isn’t there something else more important than sex as usual.
. That's y it's called romance section
Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by CallMeGrace(f): 9:50pm On Apr 06, 2020
Seems your fucking head is not correct abi

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Sharic: 9:50pm On Apr 06, 2020
Fvcking calm down. Kids are fvcking lovely, they are gift from God. All you need do is fvcking man up and accept the fvcking responsibility. wink

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by ghettokid1(m): 9:51pm On Apr 06, 2020
Perfecttouchade:
congrats o..abeg take the pregnancy sharp sharp, make we come chop rice next year grin soon you will be the newest daddy in town...U don dribble like Messi , u don score correct goal ... cheesy
But i'm not ready to be a fucking father
Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Nehyooh(m): 9:58pm On Apr 06, 2020
zexy2030:
fvckn advice ur fvckn self, OK?
grin

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Perfecttouchade: 9:59pm On Apr 06, 2020
ghettokid1:

But i'm not ready to be a fucking father
but u don fvck na..it is risky to encourage her to do something to it, I'm not a preacher of it..how serious was the relationship before now? The reason is because I needed to know if u are the only Shinske Nakamura of her..then if u are the only Nakamura then e be like sey u go take am like that o..As this thing sweet reach na belle dey follow am. grin

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Nobody: 10:00pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ran out of advise for people like u

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Nobody: 10:09pm On Apr 06, 2020
ghettokid1:
Pls Nairalanders Help!.
*
I fvcked my fucking girlfriend about three months ago, now she is telling me she is fucking pregnant and i dont think i'm the fucking father of the fucking unborn baby.
So i need ur fucking advice guys.
Go to the supermarket to find out the actual price of diapers and baby food, 'cause you're about to be a father soon.
Congratulations!
Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by ghettokid1(m): 10:28pm On Apr 06, 2020
Preshieben:
Ran out of advise for people like u

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Nobody: 10:42pm On Apr 06, 2020
J111333:
What you fvcking need now is to fvcking take your fvcking ass to the fvcking market and start to fvcking get the fvcking used to the fvcking prices of fvcking baby food and diapers.

Fvcking congratulations to fvcking you. undecided

Diapers. You always thank God when your pikin finally stops using them and you can scratch that off your purchases

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Ishilove: 10:45pm On Apr 06, 2020
ornicus:


Diapers. You always thank God when your pikin finally stops using them and you can scratch that off your purchases
As in ehn. The prices keep increasing daily.

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Ishilove: 10:47pm On Apr 06, 2020
ghettokid1:

But i'm not ready to be a fucking father
You're not ready but you know how to fvck skin to skin? You must be a carton.

My friend go the market and familiarize yourself with the cost of diapers, baby food and baby toiletries.

Fucky fucky

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by emeijeh(m): 10:51pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ishilove:

You're not ready but you know how to fvck skin to skin? You must be a carton.

My friend go the market and familiarize yourself with the cost of diapers, baby food and baby toiletries.

Fucky fucky
Ishi,
Is that his new name?
Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Nobody: 10:54pm On Apr 06, 2020
Don't fûcking worry when they are asking you to bring money for fûcking Pampers,oil, cream,food you will know angry
Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Ishilove: 10:54pm On Apr 06, 2020
emeijeh:

Ishi,
Is that his new name?
His new name should be Nackson

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by emeijeh(m): 10:57pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ishilove:

His new name should be Nackson
cc:
Ghettokid1.

Fergie001 take note of his new name.
*immediate effect things.

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Lastmankc(m): 10:57pm On Apr 06, 2020
LilPeezy:
You r fucking idiot....u better start preparing to be a fucking irresponsible good for nothing fucking idiotic father

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by illicit(m): 11:02pm On Apr 06, 2020
I don't give a fvck!
Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by fergie001: 11:11pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ishilove:

You're not ready but you know how to fvck skin to skin? You must be a carton.

My friend go the market and familiarize yourself with the cost of diapers, baby food and baby toiletries.

Fucky fucky

Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by fergie001: 11:12pm On Apr 06, 2020
emeijeh:

cc:
Ghettokid1.

Fergie001 take note of his new name.
*immediate effect things.
Noted, sealed, signed and stamped!
Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by fergie001: 11:15pm On Apr 06, 2020
Ishilove:

His new name should be Nackson
There used to be a porn (cartoon) as young guys that was common during our time (some two decades ago).
The main guy's name is NACKSON.....you are a suspect grin
Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by naijafox(m): 11:38pm On Apr 06, 2020
Most funny thread ever
Don't take sk when reading this fuccking chats.you will fuccking die of fauking laugh

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Saintmary(f): 12:58am On Apr 07, 2020
Mr man

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by QueenDianaSch: 2:40am On Apr 07, 2020
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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by QueenDianaSch: 2:42am On Apr 07, 2020
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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by Hargbo(m): 3:15am On Apr 07, 2020
Fucking shit

You had the fucking guy to Bleep a girl without fucking ready to bear the Fucking responsibility... You need to fucking get a fucking pregnancy test to know the fucking duration of the fucking pregnancy, with this you can fucking compare it with the last you fucking bleep her

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by ghettokid1(m): 6:37am On Apr 07, 2020
emeijeh:
cc: Ghettokid1.
Fergie001 take note of his new name. *immediate effect things.
I beg o, that name is fucking too much 4 me o

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Re: Pls Help! I Fvcked My Girlfriend And This Happened. by ghettokid1(m): 6:40am On Apr 07, 2020
Ishilove:

You're not ready but you know how to fvck skin to skin? You must be a carton.

My friend go the market and familiarize yourself with the cost of diapers, baby food and baby toiletries.

Fucky fucky
But i used a fucking comdom na

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