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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) / JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ / Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) (2) (3) (4)

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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 12:21am On Jan 09, 2011
all this because of me?i go wound o  grin
Efemena_xy:

na u get hormone imbalance madam

not me  angry angry

okay have the thread to yourself seeing as you claim - na u dey roll things

I'm out!!

but pls tell your houseboy Bobo Y not to follow me. . .


ok, bye bye  angry
why would i follow you sef? u get milkshake?

ID, my dear, no mind her, sho ti gbo?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 12:24am On Jan 09, 2011
you this half wit of a man - see as u dey shine eye like tilapia fish dem don hook proper!

you sure say you fit handle the excess baggage you wan carry for head??

just make sure you get the emergency services number handy cheesy cheesy

cos wen she deal wiff you finish, you no go see leg to take stand, let alone crawl comot from her bedroom lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 12:27am On Jan 09, 2011
efe

abeg n0r carry dat ur negative anointing kum my side.

jst dey ur lane o.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 12:28am On Jan 09, 2011
Efemena_xy:

eh??!!
You this wildlife animal sanctuary lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Me run ke?? Come, you should know me better grin grin
and YES!! The bloody thread is / was damn boring - why I nor go talk am??
the dog shyte you see there na from your pet Bobo Y - make una sort am out jor
oh sharrap there! small thing dey get you excited
now no talk before you wet yourself (again) cool
our dear grandma , all u have to sey is u wanted us to donate money for new dentures , pls efe since u bin on nl na only d bolded curse u sabi , dulling gal , na wah shey na inheritance cus u hold am wiv pride o, gal u not on my page , beg vicks to train u , u hia sey goliath kill david  undecided undecided undecided

@bobo yekini

sharp boi , u make sense joor
y u carry  wrinkly wey me dey hia with d firmness cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 12:30am On Jan 09, 2011
u girls get bad mouth sha,
chai!
na una be the stuff of wet dreams
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 12:34am On Jan 09, 2011
^^ Pervet!!

@ Eldav - negative anointing is way better than none at all, abi??

I look you 'cos you dey laff even wen I dey for ma corner, dey mind ma own business jeje

@ Bobo - e g tire you, trust me

just make sure you remain some of the white stuff for your madam sha tongue tongue

@ID, I nor wan say something I go regret towards you

trust me, e plenty for ma mouth - but I nor want the aftermath feeling of regret

e happen once b/w 2 of us, and I nor like am then abi you don forget

na child's play Efe dey do. I'm just toying wiff you and measuring you up (for now)

I wan make sure your biscuit bone done harden enough to handle me. . .
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 12:37am On Jan 09, 2011
huh??
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 12:41am On Jan 09, 2011
wetin be Aftermath?
na film? cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 12:41am On Jan 09, 2011
awwwhhh efe scared me , i is sorrry
bulllshit mama talk make we ginger terry g fit sign us , come u dont regret o , d last time i was laffin but u refuse to join , and i sed efe i wud get u bck oya join me in lafin cus na ur nite o , i jus dey  celebrate am , dulling babe me bicuit bone , no b ur fault u chop chicken dis christmas u dey happy eyah na wah o , he good make person dey chop better tins al d time o , c as u value christmas loool , gal jus teasin u jare , u wanted d thread to b interesting , and i chose to bring it using u , oya cum massage my ikebe cold dey catcham   kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 12:45am On Jan 09, 2011
wetin b ikebe?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 12:46am On Jan 09, 2011
my oke bakassi grin grin grin,
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 12:47am On Jan 09, 2011
hell0 babycake.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 12:47am On Jan 09, 2011
hi my tequila sunrise
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 12:49am On Jan 09, 2011
u doin gud i can see.

u sure knw hw 2 heat it up.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 12:49am On Jan 09, 2011
Idowuogbo:

awwwhhh efe scared me , i is sorrry
bulllshit mama talk make we ginger terry g fit sign us , come u dont regret o , d last time i was laffin but u refuse to join , and i sed efe i wud get u bck oya join me in lafin cus na your nite o , i jus dey  celebrate am , dulling babe me bicuit bone , no b your fault u chop chicken dis christmas u dey happy eyah na wah o , he good make person dey chop better tins al d time o , c as u value christmas loool , gal jus teasin u jare , u wanted d thread to b interesting , and i chose to bring it using u , oya come massage my ikebe cold dey catcham   kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

what??!! Me masssage that thing??

Na plywood now! But you fit get Bobby and El to help you wiff d task at hand

girl - no hard feelings. . .I just dey roll wiff you and find your mouth

and yes, who nor like betta thing - na turkey I do dis xmas and new year - not chicken

now relase my Vicks come - slave labour was abolished over 200yrs aga
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 12:52am On Jan 09, 2011
dont tell me the fight's over already!
you girls only just started na
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 12:53am On Jan 09, 2011
Efe and Idowu, could you girls act like ladies? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 1:01am On Jan 09, 2011
aight, ladies!
its been fun hanging out with u fine psychopaths, but i gotta go
kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 1:03am On Jan 09, 2011
shuurrrup u acting innnocent u worse tz , c am convetional pretence

@bobo
efe and me na water and fire , she bring fire and i bring d extinguisher


@efe
eyah u chop turkey , wow dis deserve thanksgiving o
halleluyah sumborri
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 1:04am On Jan 09, 2011
Idowu, wetin na? Why you wan start this new year with insults na? You don forget the Badosky resolution for this year? tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 1:07am On Jan 09, 2011
badosky small go joor i jus dey baptise u ni now , insult ke , omo oloun oje o
jeje mi ,mon lo mi o kolu omo eleyin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 1:08am On Jan 09, 2011
she nor know the meaning of new year's resolution

she can't help herself na!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 1:10am On Jan 09, 2011
efe if i catch u
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 1:12am On Jan 09, 2011
then?? tongue tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 1:14am On Jan 09, 2011
And they are at it again. grin

Idowuogbo:

badosky small go joor i jus dey baptise u ni now , insult ke , omo oloun oje o
jeje mi ,mon lo mi o kolu omo eleyin

I no take style understand some of ya preachings, but I wan believe say you dey talk good things about me. smiley
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by sledge406: 2:03am On Jan 09, 2011
E good to siddon for fence they look as things dey happen sha.

Idowu just dey beef Efemena becos of award, chei!

Efe sef too like to dey control things. I hope say her award for winning Poster sorry Joker of the year na to be moderator so she fit BAN Ben-10 and some of her haters when they obvious too grin

Make una fight oo. We dey look as e wan end.

Tanimz my girlie, how ya doing. Missed me? Oya here's your goodnight kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 2:09am On Jan 09, 2011
sledge406:

E good to siddon for fence they look as things dey happen sha.

Idowu just dey beef Efemena becos of award, chei!

Efe sef too like to dey control things. I hope say her award for winning Poster sorry Joker of the year na to be moderator so she fit BAN Ben-10 and some of her haters when they obvious too grin

Make una fight oo. We dey look as e wan end.

Tanimz my girlie, how ya doing. Missed me? Oya here's your goodnight kiss

you don start to dey mis yarn now, abi?

I resemble control freak for your eye?? grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 3:08am On Jan 09, 2011
sledge406:

E good to siddon for fence they look as things dey happen sha.

Idowu just dey beef Efemena becos of award, chei!

Efe sef too like to dey control things. I hope say her award for winning Poster sorry Joker of the year na to be moderator so she fit BAN Ben-10 and some of her haters when they obvious too grin

Make una fight oo. We dey look as e wan end.

Tanimz my girlie, how ya doing. Missed me? Oya here's your goodnight
kiss

Sledge my boyie, I'm doing good, better now that I've read from you. I don miss you plenty. Goodnight to you too. kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 3:57am On Jan 09, 2011
chei see full house
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 7:36am On Jan 09, 2011
^^

You done forget how man wives and pikins wey yo get ni? grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 11:40am On Jan 09, 2011
Phate
is not a bot afterall.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 1:46pm On Jan 09, 2011
Happy Sunday! cheesy

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