Customer
Same to u

Everyone wait, wait ,wait. Who is running the house and who are d customers cos am kinda confused. I dont wanna end up giving Taz my money thinking she's d staff and then she go carry am run away

revs in wit my harley thru the gate
removes my crash helmet, swings my head to one side and checks out the parking lot
sees lots of cars,rolls royces,lincolns n even an aston martin,da big boss's car
walks in, surveys d crowd. not bad 4 a place that just opened
sits, places an order for bourbon and branch water
waits 4 it
still waiting,
waiting,


pls dont tell me u don't have bourbon and branch water!!!

Ok Efe here am am you have gist for moi?

Not really - just wanted to pull you out of all that fighting

lol WELL am am easy going guy you know its the mumu eldav now am going out now though see ya later

U no easy going anything

OSHO-FREE

* Rolls in with his Lambourgini and takes a swipe at the cars flooring his vicinity then makes for the door *

Am. . .am. . . Definitely Sorry for been stupidly awol and thereby deserting ma business in the hands of fraudsters $ Intruders

Anyway am around again and i demand for a comprehensive accounting for 2 days sales.

Ms Efemena,i got a report that u're pissed off with our services,may i know how and who 've not been at his/her best in here?

Why ask me?

All I know is that I'd like a refund

Studio CFR:

Customer
Same to u

Shior! See you!

Element G:

Everyone wait, wait ,wait. Who is running the house and who are d customers cos am kinda confused. I dont wanna end up giving Taz my money thinking she's d staff and then she go carry am run away

You well like this?

Nor mind am jor

Ms T_z how you dey sef?

I hear say una still dey pack the white stuff in tons

I dey o. I dey enjoy the cold sun.

As for the white stuff, we don pack am e don tey. Even yesterday sef e come but e no give us wahala.

You nko? Una still dey battle with am?

up in Northern Ireland and Scotland

but not down south - thank goodness for that

the last time we get am heavy, I nearly trip over

Sucks to live in those areas.

How high was the snow that almost tripped you? Ours was like 26 in.

8

8 in.?

Efe please tell me it was more than that!

tanimz:

Sucks to live in those areas.

How high was the snow that almost tripped you? Ours was like 26 in.

girl, nothing near yours

it's not the snow that matter - t'is the melting ice

doesn't help if the pavements are sloppy and untreated though  

next time I'll hire a sledge from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer  

**or even a pair of skis might be worth investing in**

Shoir! Efemena refund kwa?
Well lets leave that for a home visit. . .dnt tell me u're scared?

Tz how life? I ws bout giving u a flash so u fit show,make i serve u ur fav drink

Idowuogbo

Efemena_xy:

girl, nothing near yours

it's not the snow that matter - t'is the melting ice

doesn't help if the pavements are sloppy and untreated though  

next time I'll hire a sledge from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer  

**or even a pair of skis might be worth investing in**

You guys are lazy - no offense.

The last time I came there, the pavements were not cleared and the whole place was mushy and ewwy. The whole place was just messy.

El Guapo:

Shoir! Efemena refund kwa?
Well lets leave that for a home visit. . .dnt tell me u're scared?

Tz how life? I ws bout giving u a flash so u fit show,make i serve u your fav drink

Idowuogbo

Life dey o.

Flash of wetin?

Hallos Y'all

tanimz:

You guys are lazy - no offense.

The last time I came there, the pavements were not cleared and the whole place was mushy and ewwy. The whole place was just messy.

Crap happens babes - what can I say  

El Guapo:

Shoir! Efemena refund kwa?
Well lets leave that for a home visit. . .dnt tell me u're scared?

I resemble social worker for your eye??

**cocks pistol**

El: My money OR your life!!

**choose wisely ma friend. . .**

Tz i cnt believe u want me to call out ur phone model no. . . Anyway i wanted to flash ur Nokia 3310 = Thats it!

Bro Element,wellcum jor and dat reminds me Vick xtended his unimpressive compliments to ya same wif Efemena,em fit show nyansh. . . Emm face 2morow!

Efemena. . . Efemena. . . Efe, How many times did i call out ur name? 2 and the half
Now would u take ma life and leave that money abeg i gat to debit ma account 2morow,thatz a wise choice!

^^ man make you try make small sense now

@El, okay tnx for d message, and by d way Efe, y u wan blow d guy brains out?

el y were u screaming my name wetin

Element G:

@El, okay tnx for d message, and by d way Efe, y u wan blow d guy brains out?

'cos I nor get the service I was promised

*Walks in slowly and elegantly in sxc short black dress and all da man demz turn to her direction*    

Watitdo folks?  

^onome bia i want my dress bck

^Shey u must always steal ma shine in public errtym?

Idowuogbo:

^onome bia i want my dress bck

yepa, see disgrace, chi babes no vex u hia, things dont just work out as they seem to be at times okay?