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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 8:27pm On Jan 09, 2011
El Guapo:

Efemena. . . Efemena. . . Efe, How many times did i call out your name? 2 and the half
Now would u take ma life and leave that money abeg i gat to debit ma account 2morow,thatz a wise choice!

Now ya singing ma song man tongue

no hard feelings sha, just that a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do

afterall, country harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd o! grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 8:28pm On Jan 09, 2011
Element G:

yepa, see disgrace, chi babes no vex u hia, things dont just work out as they seem to be at times okay? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

Eheeh where did u hear your name? tatafo tongue I know u've been patiently waiting for a time lyk ds wen u can open those 32s widely at me  angry sad But all gd sha a swaggalicious gal will always b a swaggalicious gal grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 8:28pm On Jan 09, 2011
hello pals!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 8:30pm On Jan 09, 2011
@chi babes, eyah, oya no vex i, i no know say i hit u for nerve ooo kiss kiss kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 8:33pm On Jan 09, 2011
eldav:

hello pals!
helloo sweetiepie bin waitin 4 u were are my hugs

@chigozie
no mind me , u 4 sey u wan borrow dat dres come nl to na , u no sey dem fit think na me borrow am if i wear am again
oya i dash u , dats ur new year pressie grin grin kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 8:33pm On Jan 09, 2011
Element G:

@chi babes, eyah, oya no vex i, i no know say i hit u for nerve ooo kiss kiss kiss

^^ you too like to dey zoom in for nerve endings sef  lipsrsealed

eldav:

hello pals!

Razor Blade! You don fight finish??

Oya give me the scores / result make I go collect my winnings for betting shop b/4 dem close  tongue tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 8:38pm On Jan 09, 2011
@Efe, na u sabi, abeg free me jor, by d way, dis one wey u don dey frequent for nland, wats up now?

abi ur work don promote u to a state of comfortability make u no dey work like horse again wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jan 09, 2011
Id u go fear Charisma na,ur presence don begin dey irritate ma . . . .?

Efe,ma bro neva told me that a gangstar ws goin to be ma inlaw

Chi-Baby wellcum,i must assure u u're at home here but emm the dress matter nw em get as em cum dey ooo,abi ur boyfrnd no dey live up to xpectation? No offence
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 8:40pm On Jan 09, 2011
Element G:

@chi babes, eyah, oya no vex i, i no know say i hit u for nerve ooo kiss kiss kiss

But now u knw  angry nwayz apology kinda accepted  

Idowuogbo:

@chigozie
no mind me , u 4 sey u wan borrow dat dres  come nl to na , u no sey dem fit think na me borrow am if i wear am again
oya i dash u , dats your new year pressie grin grin kiss

I un'stand but u for drag me for corner or even do sign language naa  cheesy  grin  not ds hott public assault  sad
Ohh yeh Happy new year sis!  kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 8:41pm On Jan 09, 2011
Kinda accepted? abeg no start new year like dis na? undecided undecided undecided wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 8:46pm On Jan 09, 2011
El Guapo:

Id u go fear Charisma na,your presence don begin dey irritate ma . . . .?

Efe,ma bro neva told me that a gangstar ws goin to be ma inlaw

Chi-Baby wellcum,i must assure u u're at home here but emm the dress matter nw em get as em come dey ooo,abi your boyfrnd no dey live up to xpectation? No offence

ID- zle u don see wah u've caused?!

EL Guapo girl friends use/steal/borrow from each oda itz not a thing!. nothing to do with zee supposed boyfriend undecided cool
And by the way we have unresolved beef  angry
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 8:50pm On Jan 09, 2011
Element G:

Kinda accepted? abeg no start new year like dis na? undecided undecided undecided wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy

U nko dat faced me wen i no even use corner eye look u sad but not to worry av jus stomached ya apology so we kool smiley
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jan 09, 2011
Eem ma peepz i gat to catch up wiv a friend drug dealer jxt get the fun rolling and 4 those who gat sum bad replies 4 me keep it i'ld be back in a while and Element by the Authority Ordained unto me by the Bar Association Council i hereby appoint u ma Sub-Handler jxt 4 drinks oo nt Ladies,watch the Bar i'ld be back. smiley Chi hun which beef? infact wait am cuming
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 9:05pm On Jan 09, 2011
^U keep a lady waiting? Wat a Gentleman undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 9:06pm On Jan 09, 2011
Element G:

@Efe, na u sabi, abeg free me jor, by d way, dis one wey u don dey frequent for nland, wats up now?

abi your work don promote u to a state of comfortability make u no dey work like horse again wink wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy

Er. . .why not? Afterall, even horses dey get time off now - abi??  tongue

**whispers: or maybe I just can't keep away from your intoxicating presence**

El Guapo:


Efe,ma bro neva told me that a gangstar ws goin to be ma inlaw

lol! Na so we see am now  grin grin grin

Besides, im neva tish u say a 'lil deviation 'n kicking against societal norms puts that extra spice into living?? cool cool

hmm??  tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 9:11pm On Jan 09, 2011
@efe

y u dey lie on top me say i dey fight na?

@idowu

hw u doin?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 9:14pm On Jan 09, 2011
^^ let's just say, I've seen some of your colourful postings today

Man you get mouth - nor be small thing!! grin grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 9:16pm On Jan 09, 2011
i'm very cool o.

i n0r dey give wahala bt make pesin n0r abuse am.

hw ur sunday dey?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 9:21pm On Jan 09, 2011
it's been refreshenly entertaining

thanks to you - sugarlips wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 9:25pm On Jan 09, 2011
chai!

*smiles*
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 9:29pm On Jan 09, 2011
Thinkin *Flirting time  grin. i better give em a lil privacy so they cn feel free tongue* >>>>
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 9:32pm On Jan 09, 2011
^^No, not flirting - just paying him a well deserved compliment tongue tongue

eldav:

chai!

*smiles*

**gigglez uncontrollably. . .** cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 9:33pm On Jan 09, 2011
chibaby

watcha talkin abt?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 9:37pm On Jan 09, 2011
Efemena_xy:

^^No, not flirting - just paying him a well deserved compliment tongue tongue

I understand grin grin but allow dragging my captivating, lookin like a million dollar dress so i cn excuse u guys tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 9:38pm On Jan 09, 2011
eldav:

chibaby

watcha talkin abt?

Nevamind cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 9:40pm On Jan 09, 2011
eldav:

chibaby

watcha talkin abt?

You better relax small before your big head smell up pass as he dey so . . . . cool

Abeg i no fit use person head do xmas ballon o o o o . . . so no let efe sweet talk turn your head upside down. grin


I dey greet all my feeful o o cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 9:50pm On Jan 09, 2011
^U are welcome cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by koolchicco: 9:52pm On Jan 09, 2011
angry angry embarassed
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 9:56pm On Jan 09, 2011
Are u awryt there?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 9:56pm On Jan 09, 2011
pharoh

I dn leave ur efe 4 u o.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 10:09pm On Jan 09, 2011
Lol!!

abeg make una leave me jor! cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 10:15pm On Jan 09, 2011
eldav:

pharoh

I dn leave your efe 4 u o.

But your hand still dey for her wrapper na . . abeg try leave that one too . . it is very important. grin grin

I say [size=2pt]make your head no swell up and no be say make you leave am . . . .you fit go wash her wrapper sha but make you no sniff oooo[/size] since you no gree leave the wrapper. grin grin

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