Kk

Wen?

*packs his jaguar and walks into d house*

how far my peeps, who dey house

*Looks around.*

Only me. Didn't even see the waiter owner Jackpot.

Watsup.

hey sophy babes, how body

Fine o. Wat brings you here today?

Its a Friday. What's gwan peeps.

what else do u need after a tiring day in work, next is hanging out with ur peeps

Well alright then. Take a seat. *hands him one* Settle down.

Kk dear

@ El: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  

I'm just helping my padi sheesh.

o ga oo, El so u don finally arrive

@Sophy,
tnx darling

No problem jor.

Hehehehehehehehehe

Lol.

You see ur gurls 're now laffing when u should be planning on saving me frm this colonial masterz

@El, lol u don kolo finish

El Guapo:

You see your gurls 're now laffing when u should be planning on saving me frm this colonial masterz

eeyaa, i couldnt help it myself, oya girls pity El na

@Sophie,
you rock girl. Infact I am increasing your salary times 3. thanks for helping out sha.





@freezy

**hands him a big cold stout**
oga, your name even sound like freezer no wonder you want it too cold lol




@id

doin sumfin now.
don't worry about my bow
i'll soon reply ya
takin da beat a lil higher
gonna shoot you wit my arrow
pack you in a wheel-barrow
dump you in a refuse van
brings out my phone dialling 911
tell 'em you a champ before till i did a coup
cos being da indomitable thats what I do

*this is not a reply o just an intro. I am busy now. Okay? *

He only can fight his addiction to nl, but to me,dat wan na irreversible reaction

Element u aint helping materz self, i go burst ur head wiv this waterproof o

lol, El i think say u fit run things na

Lol
Abeg burst am,make i c grey matter full ground

she self know say El G na brainiac , no be easy thing my brother

whispers gently to him *but abeg oo, no listen to dat advice ooo, i still wan live small*

As u know book reach,u no insure ur brain?

yinkalink:

Spoken lyk a true red devil

lol.
You are a bad umpire.
You just like singing your madam's praise.

I know say everytime your team Man U is playing, once the opposing team is attacking, you go just commot eye for TV. And once Man U gets da ball, you will start shouting "man u, make una pity them na"

ah i never hear dat one ooo, how u want make i insure am when even baba God no give me receipt for d wonderful brain im operate give me

Siddon dere dey look make monkey dey take u picture,ur mates are insuring their toenails

hha!!!! abeg El, i be young guy ooo, i never even marry self, free me small na