Lol
Am just singing d champ song like d champ dat i am

Hey u kept me waiting u know

them don resume duty again

Good morning

Whu ‘em b?

Searched 4 u,couldnt c u

eeyaah she don miss me die

C as head dey inflate like balloon

Yes oh,i did miss u

lol na normal thing, which celeb u know wey im head no dey swell

Baby am sorry to hav left u waiting, hope u got ma offline? How ws ur nyt?

@Element, Uncle so early to the bar? Its always vital checkn on the Doc after a nyt WWE grand slam fight wiv ur bobby lashley of a wife not a bar

Who dash u?

I meant i searchd for ur yim jo,n didnt c u

Hope u slept well sha

lol chai, fake bobo

No i didnt get it

U must be kydn me, how on earth must that hav happened?? I believe ur Dad didnt log in ur yim to see that love letter, i know he wnt flog u he'ld jxt delete it

Lol

Checked ur website awt n read sum of ur articles

Yep ah do

My name is anonymoustranga,its a tautology

i can really see dat you are anonymous

abeg where jacky, make im come open fridge jor.

Lol

I wouldnt be so sure afta a coupla weeks

Oya I don set high table for hell fire make una come sit down I dey heaven dey do M.C. If you need pure water just call me. I go send ID make she serve una.

*Reads d sign on d door of d bar* Workers are on break. Please wait 4 a few mins as some1 will soon attend 2 u.

Ok o.

** Boring stuff**

*wakes up after drinking 3 cartons of champagne*man i think i knocked myself out

Whatz popping pal?? To be candid me wan get drunk here tonyt, so Yinka hun go get me some fresh palmwine letz mix it wiv a Vodka

Goodnight folks, see ya tomorrow *starts his jaguar and zooms off*

*coughs*
**just driving towards bar in my escalade*

Aha!Tashia!wetin happen naa?Abi u see me for dream?
I am cruising on my escalade towards bar.Just wait for me.

@tashia:Have u forgotten u are talking to ur in-law?or u don't know jacky is my cousin?

^^ then tell your cousin

this thread of his is dry, Dry, DRY!!

at this rate una go send me on forced exile for Jokes section

after all that fight for the spa thread - I expect to see some entertainment!

now drex go one side jor - you dey block ma way. . .I wan peddle my bicycle commot for hia