PrisonEscapee:

I'm sorry shuga, It was the devil in me talking. I have a car now, plus dstv, and fridge, and I cook fried rice and chicken every Sunday.
Have you forgiven me?

JayB11:
She said "I am out of your league" I still feel that trauma.

BigBashiru:


older women are "mature" only because they have become aware that they have hit the wall and can no longer command the same sexual power their younger days gave them - they realize guys are staring at them less and less.

PrisonEscapee:

I'm sorry shuga, It was the devil in me talking. I have a car now, plus dstv, and fridge, and I cook fried rice and chicken every Sunday.
Have you forgiven me?

ANDREW91:

Lolz this wan loud.
The guy na real bastard

Raychee:
It's not you....it's me

Danzakidakura:
who thought you this wicked insult ? God have mercy on you.

Jesterinjay:
After we separated in secondary school,i contacted her on fb. I told her how i felt about her(didn't tell her while we were together) she said "why didn't you tell me all along ?,why tell me now when we won't see ever again ? u made me look like i was wasting my time with you". I apologized and asked why she didn't do the same,she said something about ladies not being open with feelings,that"its not proper". That's how my heart was broken,and i fell into depression.

Peaceadebu:
He always come visiting so I felt I should pay for his tp a certain time bkos he complained of not having money and I also paid for our accommodation and then one day we were actually issues and the bastard told me I am not ashamed of myself and that I paid him to come Bleep me. That since I gave him that money, he has been wondering how many guys I have paid to bleeped me. It's well sha. Lesson learned

Seniorwriter:


Are you a lawyer?

@SENIORWRITER

ANDREW91:


Start from being their friends
Buy dem fruits nd some little things wen u pay dem visit
Ask dem when dey will be less busy and hang out together.
Dont just bring relationship at first.
I remembered i had a crush on one den, i bought one fyn wrist watch for her nd i told her i felt it will look good on her. After dat i got access to start visiting her where we discuss, laugh, etc. Den we started goin out together
Na so relationship take start and i tell u i enjoyed every bit of it. Less stress, understand ing personality etc

NCANCHAIR:
You're cute and adorable

kriss27:
What were you telling her? And how did you tell her?

HRHQueenPhil:
I said hi and he told me u are not my type...I was red with embarrassment, but GOD immediately resuscitated me by giving me a cute date that cldnt stop gushing about my shape and beauty

N2B2:
One day, we were in bed, and she suddenly said something that almost broke me.

"The guy I'll be serious with must have his own place, a car, and earn 6 figures a month."

That day was the beginning of the end of our 4-year relationship.

That was 2 years ago; I didn't have up to 5k in my account. Today, I have all 3. I even earn only in USD from freelancing.

Never give up, on yourself or on someone else -- you don't know tomorrow.

Sebu080:
Ok

zickyclef:

Bro please which service do you offer in freelancing?

Lordfesto:
oh my God that's a taboo

flamingREED:
Be educated such that even if you don't know what to reply you can at least exalt yourself. No woman can break my heart, although God has given me a heart full of true love and loyalty.

Farid24224:
She told me that am childish, I was stunned like hell..... Am just doing me....Being friendly and jovial but she said I am too childish..

So ladies love being with a grumpy dude?!

RexTramadol1:
Well, na me break up with her





She com tell me after two weeks say she experienced prison break



Ha! Na my love life be prison ba? Emi buoda agba

Hezmatosky:
Mine was like a bomb!
While on bed with her, she said babe there's something I want to tell you, i said go ahead, i even thought it was money parol, she kukuma know say notin notin. Then she continued, babe last Saturday was my introduction, mehn up till now, i haven't gotten over the shock

Ruggedniggaone:
She said"You are too gentle, so you are not my type I was just speechless