Lollittaa:
Men will never learn never to mix business with pleasure.

BRATISLAVA:


But who made you wicked like this?

I must be needing some alpha hot times then. Toe curling, back lifting, scream inducing times with the super hung type.

@60% battery, Nokia 3310 battery or iPhone 11?

Don't give me your equipment, ma, give me the opportunity to be your protege. Those happy times will stop me from posting ugly truths here.

AfroKnight:


I didn’t see the “all Nigerian men” part before .

Please and please. Face Chizom abeg. It’s not Nigerian men that toasted those girls. It’s Chizom.

Magnoliaa:


Na previous heartbreaks.
Even though I've found a man now, I've not completely been healed. That's why it seems as if my head touches sometimes.

Don't we all love these embittering heartbreak things? Hypothetically. The touching has been saving men from burns on the forum, they should be grateful, you're kind. Kind of wicked still.



This is sooo vivid. Super what? **coughs chokingly and crazily**

Lol. Naughty person you are. Yes, the gag reflex inducing type. But a regular deep scrub is not bad at all. To read more vivid smut, should I start selling?



Ahhh. Na Sony Ericsson battery oh. Those sliding types or the ones you flip open and close.





You wanna be my protégé? Hmmm... I'll think about it. What's your type first? And are you really really very teachable and submissive? Because the kind of alpha men I deal with are the types that dominate completely. You will take permission before you take water or wee wee. You will take permission before you stand up. Even if your body is 'scratching you', you will take permission before you can touch any part of your body to scratch it. Deal or no deal?

This last paragraph! Na wah oh! Is it a BDSM Alpha relationship, you know, one of those kinky smouldering romance type relationships? I need someone who doesn't cum until I tell him to, and who likes to be whipped to get to that point. I need a sub. And a sub needs me to dom. If he's good, he can get to cum.

But I'm ready to learn. Spill the tips.

BRATISLAVA:
This last paragraph! Na wah oh! Is it a BDSM Alpha relationship, you know, one of those kinky smouldering romance type relationships? I need someone who doesn't cum until I tell him to, and who likes to be whipped to get to that point. I need a sub. And a sub needs me to dom. If he's good, he can get to cum.

But I'm ready to learn. Spill the tips.

The touching has been saving men from burns on the forum, they should be grateful, you're kind. Kind of wicked still.

Lol. Naughty person you are. Yes, the gag reflex inducing type. But a regular deep scrub is not bad at all. To read more vivid smut, should I start selling?

Magnoliaa:


Nawa o. Babe. Which one be this na? I only have alpha males to hook you up with. And no alpha is gonna be caught playing sub and being disciplined by a woman in the other room oh. LOL. Maybe you should find some liberal guys oh, for your wish.

Half of the alphas want to be used like dirty rags. You need to whip them into shape. To put just the cap in, they are putty. They just need a taste of it to get the thrill they've been missing.

You must be a sub in toto for my tips to work.

LMAO. Nice pun there. Forget about learning, this is much more fun.

LMFAO.



Chisos. Wait sef. There are even some things I'm not understanding here. Deep scrub? Gag reflex? Like a choking thing? Anyway, I have Google.
You want to start selling smut? That's actually a nice business concept. Let's do a joint thing together. As people are buying erotica from your stand, I give them a drop of anointing oil and sell a keg of holy water to them, in the adjoining stand. I mean, we have to be kind and considerate of their souls na? After we finish corrupting them, we give them a way to find salvation. Sooo ideas! Smut and Holy Water Ventures by ... abi you get any creative names?

If you're interested in such lovely work, we need to pool our experiences. I'm very sure the in Toto parts you earlier mentioned will be best sellers. But please, they need aphrodisiac candies to go with it. All that holy water will only get them wet. And maybe they'll be needing handcuffs.

As for names... The Flower and Magma Venture? Bumps and Gasps?.

How about: Bratis & Nolia... your one-stop spot, shop and bookstore for hot reads and intimacy gadgets.

Oooh, here's a tidy business in less than 5 lines.

We could simultaneously consult Lilvicky68 sha. He's learned about these stuff. Erotic businesses, sėx stores and book shops. Yunno. To give us a consumer's perspective. What ya think?

But he's a fergin. Or a monk. Or what do they call them nowadays?

truthsayer009:


Nah, women have held posts in tech na, that's not the problem. Even Ozzy Etomi is currently in a top position at a top tech company including all her friends, I have worked with some of this ladies one on one, so I know. Is she motivating her company to offer girls scholarships? Answer is NO. The issue is that those who offer this free scholarships are men.

Btw why is your name changed to BRATIS-BOILING GOT-LAVA?

BRATISLAVA:
But he's a fergin. Or a monk. Or what do they call them nowadays?

Half of the alphas want to be used like dirty rags. You need to whip them into shape. To put just the cap in, they are putty. They just need a taste of it to get the thrill they've been missing.

LMAO. Nice pun there. Forget about learning, this is much more fun.

If you're interested in such lovely work, we need to pool our experiences. I'm very sure the in Toto parts you earlier mentioned will be best sellers. But please, they need aphrodisiac candies to go with it. All that holy water will only get them wet. And maybe they'll be needing handcuffs.

Oooh, here's a tidy business in less than 5 lines.

Magnoliaa:


Ah. Sorry, no. You're guilty by Virtue of Gender Association. So una must collect dragging too.

AfroKnight:
Also, I’m not a badoo. I’m a gentleman. A decent faithful, extremely humble gentleman. I don’t know anything about sexual activities.

Magnoliaa:


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Sayyyy whaaaaaaatttt? Ah. Buoda Afro. Ah. Ah. E de beru Olorun! Ha!

Magnoliaa:


Lil? A monk? A fargin? Really? You mean to say all his bragging and mouths are just that and he no get shishi experience nor done the do? Eweee.

He will know better.



I have no choice other than to concur here, though. Those doods are sêx-starved. Yes. They wanna be used dirty and bent into 850° by the sexy ass women and feminazis they condemn as they scream their lungs out. Asin. Just the tip, and they are in the eleventh heaven.

They are wildly sexually attracted to feminazis. Hence the unending contact. What truly frightens/upsets/troubles them is their own brand of promiscuity in women skin.


OMGG. This is even your mind here. I had no pun in mind ohhh. But how do you know the word 'toto' and the meaning? From where you learn am? You're from SA, shey?

This is nairaland. Therefore I am Nigerian. And you don't mean to tell me I wouldn't have picked up toto? If not from Tonto Dike threads, where else? It seems her name evokes something else when men come across it, and they just had to rub it in each time.



Will definitely be best sellers. Erm. No problem. No problem there at all, with pooling our experiences. As I am kuku a thesis writer on Nairaland and you know, I'll contribute mainly to the theoretical aspects, yunno... the psychology of human sexuality and fantasies people want, that's my forte, trust me. And you supply from your practical knowledge. We could switch once in a while, but that's pretty much it. Yeah, the candies, too, and handcuffs. But holy water getting them wet? Hian. Anyway, damn! This business is gradually coming to life. Who said women aren't logical and can't run a business?!

LMAO. Just LMAO. Think EL James. And the slapping senator in a room full of bunnies. It's possible. I have your back. This project must see the light of day. .

Ohhhh. Flower and Magma. I LOVE that. Flower, for the women. Their 'garden' part... magma, the men. You know magmas are always hot and spilling. Shooting up. I see a pun in *that* name, too.

Lol. Now, I'm not responsible for what you're thinking. Whose mind is going where?

Bumps and Gasps. LMAOOO.

It's a self-explanatory name, and seems easy to remember.



So neat, right?

Very.
Thanks for the inspiration.

BRATISLAVA:
What truly frightens/upsets/troubles them is their own brand of promiscuity in women skin.

This is nairaland. Therefore I am Nigerian.

And you don't mean to tell me I wouldn't have picked up toto? If not from Tonto Dike threads, where else? It seems her name evokes something else when men come across it, and they just had to rub it in each time.

LMAO. Just LMAO. Think EL James. And the slapping senator in a room full of bunnies. It's possible. I have your back. This project must see the light of day.

Lol. Now, I'm not responsible for what you're thinking. Whose mind is going where?

Very.
Thanks for the inspiration.

Magnoliaa:

Exactly. It's crazy how that deeply unsettles them. How can you be so fking obsessed over women's private parts?

When eating a pie, it's good to know if others washed their hands before dipping in their index fingers to taste it, not so? Or maybe they are just obsessed with the unattainable.


Therefore? Nah. It doesn't always mean that, but if you say you are, it's fine. You seem a lot to be interested in SA issues and topics and on threads by that tmk dude.

Therefore. This is a hard one. If I admit it, it will validate some silly theories from one language speaking woman. And if I don't, it will validate some other bonkers theory. I mean, to question Nigerian men has brought up a lot of theories from Nigerian defenders.


Hahahaha. I see. That's true sha. The name was funny and suggestive to me too when I first heard of it.

I thought it was the name of a pet pig initially. But then, it's a weird name.

Which one is slapping senator in a room full of bunnies laidis? Omooo. Be like you be OG oh. Ahh, this business must definitely sail.

I'm serious about the inspiration..

Lol. It is what it is now. Exactly as I have interpreted it.




You're welcome. I'm always at your service!



P.S.: Are you referring to that senator who slapped some woman sometime ago and was ordered to pay 50m to her?

Yes, that senator.

Lollittaa:

do you smoke blunt? Infact do you have a pucci?