because dem never show u their real colour, have u heard of chamelion

You are right acid drop. There are chamellons. I used to subdivide men into 5. Chamellon is one of the division. What are they?

They are the guys that would appear exactly the way you want the to appear. They are very difficult to spot if you didn't test them. But they are vulnerable, weak and detectable. Just like the real animal, you have to subject them to change in environment. For instance, if a man love you for your money, feign poverty and see if he would stay. Smart women will always detect a chamellon anyday. Only the greedy and foolish women fail to use their sense.

That is however no reason to generalise, acid drop.

Have you been meeting the animals?

which one are u ola?

It is not for a teacher to give himself pass mark for doing his work. People judge him based on his works.

By the way I have only mentioned one. So you may have to wait for more before you can judge.

Meanwhile, when you see a chamellon, don't be fooled. Always watchout for a sign of one. Sharpen your mind and intuition, my mirror would be of great support to you.

already been fooled by a chamellion dont think it can happen again, anyway, i will like 2 know these categories ooo, dosent hurt to have d knowledge

Are you sure a chamellon is after you? I hope it is not on Nairaland. Shai!

Are you sure a chamellon is after you? I hope it is not on Nairaland. Shai!

haaaaaaaaaa, dem plenty 4 nl

Well, I won't deny that. As for the past, I am sure you have learn alot. Just call them by their name. And remember, he respond to your needs. But hide his real nature just to win your heart.

I pity ladies that are ethernally attracted to fine face and fine words. I just hope they find bobo with fine heart to match.

wouldnt u be fooled by fyn face n words

I trust you. At least you gave me a hell of time when we first met. Remember? I told you then that you are good and now, can you see how right I was?

Frankly, most women want to hear sweet things. Sweet words and pleasant jokes. Men have abundance supply of these things. If any lady make these things her primary consideration, she is in for a trap.

THE SECOND GROUP OF MEN NEED NO INTRODUCTION EVERYBODY KNOW THEM.

THE PLAYERS!!

I trust you. At least you gave me a hell of time when we first met. Remember? I told you then that you are good and now, can you see how right I was?

Frankly, most women want to hear sweet things. Sweet words and pleasant jokes. Men have abundance supply of these things. If any lady make these things her primary consideration, she is in for a trap.

THE SECOND GROUP OF MEN NEED NO INTRODUCTION EVERYBODY KNOW THEM.

THE PLAYERS!!

Is that so? Na Arsenal abi na Man U dem dey?

It depends. Assenal o, Man U.  o, Wonderer o, Barca o, Wolf o, Eagles o, Crocodiles o, even if they are Samba boys PLAYER IS A PLAYER! These are just clubs anyway.

The real players are recognized based on the position they play. The STRIKERS, The PLAYMAKERS, The DEFENDERS, The GOALIES, Then apart from thesd bunch of active PLAYERS, we have those on the RESERVE, The SPECTATOR and of course Tthe coach.

PLAYERS are complex. Their primary goals is to PLAY women like football. To them women are just a game and they play for difference reasons. Fun, money, pleasure or passion.

I think women are in trouble!

It depends. Assenal o, Man U.  o, Wonderer o, Barca o, Wolf o, Eagles o, Crocodiles o, even if they are Samba boys PLAYER IS A PLAYER! These are just clubs anyway.

The real players are recognized based on the position they play. The STRIKERS, The PLAYMAKERS, The DEFENDERS, The GOALIES, Then apart from thesd bunch of active PLAYERS, we have those on the RESERVE, The SPECTATOR and of course Tthe coach.

PLAYERS are complex. Their primary goals is to PLAY women like football. To them women are just a game and they play for difference reasons. Fun, money, pleasure or passion.

I think women are in trouble!

What is keeping my Cargo?

This thread would have been up in flames by now  

On the phone presumably with President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (of Iran) -
Me - Look here man, I paid for a shipload of Nukes to send this thread to smitherings where the hell are my shipments?
President - Sorry wrong number you are on to pizza delivery just down you estate

Somze, your shipment, I am sorry was intercepted by the King oe Nairaland. He probably don't know that you put nukes there. Maybe, he had detonator.

Please Ahmadinajad that his soldiers did a very sloppy job. Order for reinforcement. Maybe one of those Iraqi bombers can help guide it. After all, they don't value their own life.

Those guys only die for the . .
Besides its ramadan or so, wonder if they are allowed to kill themselves during the period

Forget the guys face ur Nuke task.

Can't you carry by yourself?

Me?
Are u crazy?
I'm too young to die, too good looking

Sorry! I thought you are 70!

A real gentle man, you are.

You mean you get somze grandchild? Why is he then trying to kill something he has no aim of rebuilding? He is even thinking of going all the way to Iran of all nations, knowing he must cross American graveyard( Iraq)!

somze:

Me?
Are u crazy?
I'm too young to die, too good looking

hmmmmmmmmmm, ols he is one of theobvious ones, that dosent need introduction abi? c hw fast i learn

iice:

You no well
Somze na my grandchile
Why is he trying to kill something?
Simple!
He's ma evil grandchile
Destruction is the game

Granniiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee

Granny
So nice to see you again
Been quite a while
Chile has been very evil indeed
and yesterday bite off a bit more than i could chew

However my latest conquest concerns the total destruction of this thread.
I simply do not like the comments, now even Acidrop thinks i'ma gentle
I will kill! kill! kill!

To satisfy her Evilness
Bows and makes obeisance

did u say that by mistake, or its slip of d tongue, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i dont think u are gentle at all ooooooooooooooooo, infact u are far from it

Iice, I congratulate you for having this destructive genius. He isn't like Ariblaze, the constructive genius. While he has been searching for Nuke, Ariblaze was researching grammar. What a great grandchilly!

Somze,
what exactly pushed you to embarked on that mission? Maybe i Can help you out. Just ask if you need me.