Nairaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Join Nairaland / Login / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 1273587 members, 1749319 topics. Date: Monday, 24 November 2014 at 09:12 PM

She Wants To Hear From God First - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / She Wants To Hear From God First (4907 Views)

8 Truths Most Men Would Hate To Hear From A Lady / I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. / 5 Things Women Hate To Hear (1) (2) (3) (4)

(0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (Reply) (Go Down)

She Wants To Hear From God First by WomanRapa: 11:57pm On Jul 25, 2011
I've been dating my girlfriend for a little over 4 years. We both talked about marriage about 2 years into the relationship and want to do it but even though I was ready, she didn't think she was. She said I should wait until she graduates from school which I did. Now she has graduated and we agreed on a date I will come and talk to her family about our intentions. A few weeks before the date, she told me that she's been waiting unsuccessfully to hear from God and that I need to wait until she hears from God. My people, wetin una think? I don wait more than 2 years and will not continue to wait indefinitely.
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by 190: 12:06am On Jul 26, 2011
Simple

Go to the market - buy 10 naira funnel

go 2 her window @ nite

hide behind flower

sofree make stick nor enter your eye

then shout

Woman - woman - why have thou forsaken me

she would wake up and start sweating

then continue and say

My son who have been dating you for 4years is your right husband

then take to your heels before vigilante fire your nyash with arrow

next day watch out for results


-thank me later-
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by toyemz(f): 12:10am On Jul 26, 2011
@poster
you know the saying
'i ve been taken for a ride'
get ready to express it
by now she should have known her mind
to do or not to do

get ready to sling your hook!
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by 190: 12:11am On Jul 26, 2011
^Too much grammar

Go to market and get FUNNEL undecided
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by toyemz(f): 12:15am On Jul 26, 2011
@190

mr mission impossible

you for help am do am

what happened to loving and helping your brother?
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by dohyn(m): 12:16am On Jul 26, 2011
Lmao!!@190,u nor go kill me b4 my time o, still,not a bad suggestion sha.
@op,I think d geh is jst stalling and she doesn't want to marry u.jst ask her straight up;will u marry me?didn't knw gehs need to hear from God b4 answering dat ques nowadays,
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by bikokwe(m): 12:24am On Jul 26, 2011
What are u waiting for? all dis yrs she never hear?maybe she doesnt love u enuf for a husband
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by omega25red(m): 12:32am On Jul 26, 2011
poster

The god she is talking about is her other guy in europe. As soon as she hears from him she will release you
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by bikokwe(m): 12:35am On Jul 26, 2011
true talk d oda guy dat she loves dearly but hasnt he hasnt made d move yet
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by 190: 12:37am On Jul 26, 2011
omega25red:

poster

The god she is talking about is her other guy in europe. As soon as she hears from him she will release you
grin grin grin
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by HighChief4(m): 1:28am On Jul 26, 2011
omega25red:

poster

The god she is talking about is her other guy in europe. As soon as she hears from him she will release you

You might just be right
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by Outstrip(f): 1:33am On Jul 26, 2011
ROTFLMAO. I know there are mad people on nairaland
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by Mynd44: 3:19am On Jul 26, 2011
Guy go get the darned funnel fast.
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by DBestDoc(f): 11:02am On Jul 26, 2011
Outstrip:

ROTFLMAO. I know there are mad people on nairaland
My sister no be small.I don die for laugh here.
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by 190: 11:05am On Jul 26, 2011
Mynd_44:

Guy go get the darned funnel fast.

abi

since public address system go too cost

funnel would do shocked shocked
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by Nobody: 11:13am On Jul 26, 2011
LMAO @ Thread! GOD has suffered! undecided SMH! Go get the funnel DAMMIT! angry
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by pendo89(f): 11:16am On Jul 26, 2011
Arrgh not again. Foolishness. angry

'waiting unsuccesfully to hear from God for 2 yrs'

Why not let her be?

Cz by the time she hears she will be approaching menopause while you will be having 3 kids of your own plus a lovely wife.
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by dazzle37(f): 11:28am On Jul 26, 2011
lmao, best thread and best replies for the day.
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by sharpman1(m): 12:10pm On Jul 26, 2011
OP. . . . . . . you are on a looooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggggg thing! ! ! cry
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by dammytex: 12:32pm On Jul 26, 2011
Tell her you want to discuss something very important. Ask her to sincerely answer these three questions;

Does she have another guy anywhere that she likes?

Does she truly like you (from the bottom of her heart) or is she only hanging on because the relationship's been long and wouldn't want to break your gentle heart now? (because she'll break it later anyway)

Who is her ideal husband to marry? What kind of man is she looking at marrying in the future physically and with personalty?
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by DaDoctor: 12:34pm On Jul 26, 2011
190:

Simple

Go to the market - buy 10 naira funnel

go 2 her window @ nite

hide behind flower

sofree make stick nor enter your eye

then shout

Woman - woman - why have thou forsaken me

she would wake up and start sweating

then continue and say

My son who have been dating you for 4years is your right husband

then take to your heels before vigilante fire your nyash with arrow

next day watch out for results


-thank me later-


I AGREE WITH U 190!


WHEN SHE BEEN DEY PHUKK YAH DIKE SHE HERA FROM GOD! KAI!!!
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by Mynd44: 2:16pm On Jul 26, 2011
Make sure you get a good funnel ohh
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by tellwisdom: 2:55pm On Jul 26, 2011
Simple

Go to the market - buy 10 naira funnel

go 2 her window @ nite

hide behind flower

sofree make stick nor enter your eye

then shout

Woman - woman - why have thou forsaken me

she would wake up and start sweating

then continue and say

My son who have been dating you for 4years is your right husband

then take to your heels before vigilante fire your nyash with arrow

next day watch out for results


-thank me later-

grin grin grin ROFL

Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by claremont(m): 3:00pm On Jul 26, 2011
omega25red:

poster

The god she is talking about is her other guy in europe. As soon as she hears from him she will release you
grin grin grin LWKMD4HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by stainny: 3:14pm On Jul 26, 2011
my Guy, may be she is waiting for you to make enough money. shine your eyes, may be another guy is on the line lol lipsrsealed
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by WomanRapa: 3:30pm On Jul 26, 2011
@190; Be serious jare.

@stainny; I doubt if that's the problem. I'm worth 8 figures (=N= XX million) already and bring in an 8 figure annual salary. I believe I'm doing pretty well by all standards. Keep in mind that when we started, I was a dependent student and she stuck with me. I really wonder what the problem is.

I appreciate all your responses. It's really not that easy to walk away though.
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by DaDoctor: 3:32pm On Jul 26, 2011
WomanRapa:

@190; Be serious jare.

@stainny; I doubt if that's the problem. I'm worth 8 figures (=N= XX million) already and bring in an 8 figure annual salary. I believe I'm doing pretty well by all standards. Keep in mind that when we started, I was a dependent student and she stuck with me. I really wonder what the problem is.

I appreciate all your responses. It's really not that easy to walk away though.

Yet you are a womanRAPA? cheesy cheesy
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by kodylicky(f): 3:36pm On Jul 26, 2011
190:

Simple

Go to the market - buy 10 naira funnel

go 2 her window @ nite

hide behind flower

sofree make stick nor enter your eye

then shout

Woman - woman - why have thou forsaken me

she would wake up and start sweating

then continue and say

My son who have been dating you for 4years is your right husband

then take to your heels before vigilante fire your nyash with arrow

next day watch out for results


-thank me later-


190 if i break a rib u ll have to give me urs lolol . . . .lmao

@ op sit ur gal down and really talk to with her
there is something she is not telling u
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by WomanRapa: 3:37pm On Jul 26, 2011
@DaDoctor; All the previous handles I tried were taken. I just had to use WomanRapa cos that's what my friends tease me with because of her o! Nearly 5 years into the relationship and I still "wrapper" her. Could that be the problem?
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by maclatunji: 3:50pm On Jul 26, 2011
190, that was comic genius. Poster, tell her what you are telling us.
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by WomanRapa: 3:52pm On Jul 26, 2011
@maclatunji; She knows everything.
Re: She Wants To Hear From God First by maclatunji: 3:59pm On Jul 26, 2011
Then tell her to stop taking you for granted because you are ready to settle down. She is either in your plans as wife or totally out!

(0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (Reply)

He's Asking Me To Pay For My Trip / Why The War Against Each Other? / E-flirting:What Do You Think?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2014 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See Nairalist and How To Advertise. 83
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.