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Re: Okafor's Law by BABE3: 7:01pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
Lax75: Uncle L, don't derail this beautiful topic. I'm not a fan of that combination (Rice and beans). Lets switch things up. A Daily dose of Fried Chicken wings, and Cheesecake (with cherry topping) will be Perfect! |
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 7:09pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
coogar: Not exactly. To me, every guy has an equal chance of bleeping a female. It depends on who is available. If he is the only one available when my sexual urge begins to bother me, then I would give him and that is because I want to. But if he comes up to me thinking that because he had me once, and also thinks he did an awesome job that I would let him have me another time he is kidding himself. I would slap rejection at his face. Also: If he is as equally available as another guy when the urge stings, chances are that I might favor the other guy over him, even if the other guy has never bleeped me. Bottom line is that Okafor's law does not hold for all. If it did--- I reserve my comment!! |
Re: Okafor's Law by Lax75(m): 7:12pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
Hmm, Sissy Babe, I have noted all this. Na wa for this okafor's law. Anyways, me I wouldn't even know abourrit. I b vir.g.in. |
Re: Okafor's Law by Lax75(m): 7:15pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
naijasexy: Naijaselgzee, All thse guys you have been with have one common problem . . . . They are not me! Once you go Lax, you don't relax baby. Why don't you just bring your sexy self over here and park that sexy behind of urs next to Uncle L. We can talk about the sun, moon, wind and other elements we will make as we shiggy-shack from the break of dawn, to the early morn. 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law by coogar: 7:16pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
naijasexy: if he did an awesome job, you would be the one begging his friends for his number. an inner devilish thought would be pushing you subconsciously just to see him again with the hope that shyte might happen!
you won't favour 2 in the bush for a bird in hand. not even you would be that obtuse.
it does cos there's a clause . . . ."provided it was shined properly. . . ." |
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 7:16pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
lol! virgin indeed. |
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 7:21pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
I refuse to speak any further than I already have before I implicate myself. But I still maintain my opinion. |
Re: Okafor's Law by megacity: 7:33pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
thank God I married a virgin! Mr Okafor no concern me I hope 2 Likes |
Re: Okafor's Law by coogar: 7:35pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
megacity: the fear of mr okafor is the beginning of wisdom. 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 7:36pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
naijasexy: Read all your comments on this law and I come to the conclusion that you haven't been properly shagged You have not met terrible boys that will say all sorts of lies And act like plus say that you are the centre of the universe during the shagging |
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 7:38pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
yomola: You are entitled to your opinion. |
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 7:44pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
naijasexy: ditto |
Re: Okafor's Law by Misterpaul(m): 7:50pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
Mehn!, i love this 'Law', God bless Mr. OKAFOR wherever he is now, he must be a great scientist, Now am looking forward to the day I'll meet my ex(ies) again, Cos i know i did a very good job, |
Re: Okafor's Law by NaJaHaJe(f): 8:49pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
Hahahahahahahaha, Hehehehehehehehe , *let me catch my breath* , ? Hahahahahaha , LWKMD oooooo This is so original, Neva heard this before |
Re: Okafor's Law by dastudent(m): 9:40pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
I first heard okafor's law when i was reading memoirs of a slu, ish kid by Noble Igwe on his site. Google it.I ain't pasting no links. My opinion,attraction is not a choice.So when you sleep with a girl who is fatally attracted to you to the point where she can't explain why.Okafor law applies 100%. Also if you were the one who opened her eyes to the world of sensuality and adventure.Well, you know the rest. 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law by Meristem: 9:48pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
Okafor's law is Valid, but the okafor's constant, P makes all the difference. However, this law shld be abolished for the safety of marriages ooooooo. Make una no say i no talk am ooooo 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law by jmaine: 10:53pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
Okafor's law is old school . . .Studies have shown that if the new [b]congo shiner, massager and brutalizer [/b]maintains a [b]solid [/b]yeo man's job in the bedroom coupled with a good cash swag . . .Okafor laws's loses potency . . . . So how tight is your bedroom form 2 Likes |
Re: Okafor's Law by linkin8k(m): 10:57pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
Sir Okafor |
Re: Okafor's Law by emmatok(m): 11:21pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
naijasexy: LOLZ, From your comment above. Okafor's Law still apllies to you. Because it will be easy to give your EX-BF sex, than to give a stranger. And your EX-BF won't go through all those PROTOCOLS(since he has previously observed them), but a stranger will!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law by Dandy1(m): 11:32pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
NaJa HaJe: ^U don't mean it. In Yoruba,it is called- Once de'be(i.e once bleeped).So d formula goes-Once de'be=4eva debe. Meaning 1nce u've done a chick PROPERLY once,then u often av d tendency 2 bleep her again in future whenever ur paths cross. 2 Likes |
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 12:09am On Oct 20, 2011 |
[color=#990000][/color]Abeg, make una sofri sofri dey call dat name 'OKAFOR', because na ma surname be dat o o, , atleast, 4 now! Lol 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law by Nobody: 12:10am On Oct 20, 2011 |
emmatok: That, in a nutshell, is the basic idea behind the so-called Okafor's . . . . . . . .@ Thread: Why I'm I not surprised at the legion online braggarts here fooling themselves about how 'Okafor's Law' was made for them - in view of their supposed self-acclaimed prowess in Akpakoism, lol. Why not let your 'victims' blow your trumpets (pun intended)! Afterall, any buffoon can sign into NL to sing praises of his imaginary prowess. Oh, the joys of internet anonymity. . .must be extremely catharthic for real life lame ducks. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Okafor's Law by prokure: 12:59am On Oct 20, 2011 |
Afor is an important market/events day in Igbo culture and folk lore, and Oke means 'head male' or 'male head' depending on the one you understand better. So, okeafor which can be spelled and written as okafor loosely translate to male head of afor. It can be adjudged to be 'a very strong male'. You are all welcome. 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law by HighChief4(m): 1:50am On Oct 20, 2011 |
Okafor's law applies to any gal that has ever exprienced a good f[i]u[/i]ck. It also goes further to even some cheat indiscriminately. Okafor must have really had a power of Ikenga |
Re: Okafor's Law by jackpot(f): 4:21am On Oct 20, 2011 |
True if you met your ex at da right place and right time. Shyt. .it's like women are the only ones playing defence in this topic. |
Re: Okafor's Law by mbatuku1: 6:06am On Oct 20, 2011 |
I think this law also applies to men. Sometimes, you met a lady that bleep the hell out of you, and you always fantasize about her, even when you're a married man. I had this ex-girlfriend that I still find irresistable till now. Though she'll far away from me, but I'm eagerly waiting to see her everytime. 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law by splitnaija(m): 8:44am On Oct 20, 2011 |
prokure:Thanks for the clarification. |
Re: Okafor's Law by legedzBENZ(m): 9:23am On Oct 20, 2011 |
splitnaija: in todays lingo, OKAFOR = oke + afor = ALPHA MALE legends have its origins traceable to 'caveman' era, which would explain why the law is kinda valid |
Re: Okafor's Law by CzarChris(m): 12:32pm On Oct 20, 2011 |
This is the most outrageous but absolutely true law I've ever seen I once heard an old man interpret this law as old firewood no dey quench. No matter who you are once a congo has been shined it can always be reshined ROTFLWKMD and I just love the mathematical twist to it. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Okafor's Law by coogar: 4:26pm On Oct 20, 2011 |
mbatuku1: and what will happen when you see her? you didn't finish that part. i need to know. |
Re: Okafor's Law by chines4(m): 5:57pm On Oct 20, 2011 |
Okafor Okafor,Mmmmmm some nasty memories, to prove that the law is valid |
Re: Okafor's Law by Cuddlemii: 3:55am On Oct 21, 2011 |
You go fear mathematicians, historians, psychologists & geologists for this thread. Okafor's law ko, Okonta's jury ni |
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