Cuddlemii:

I threw him out already. You can have him sweets. At least he passed by my place first, I was the 1st. Then on to Rokiatu, the approved sexy second wife. The rest are just feeding on the remnant of what we enjoyed for 4 or 5months. Let me give you a heads up, he likes them tough & hard to get. Let him profess the love dear! So you have to dethrone Rokiatu, hope you are sexy sha.

Wislet:

@xk, adi m mma. Afuru m gi n'ebe nke ozo, nga m no gbalie gi elu. Hehehe. Lekwa nga ha no azo gi uzo, ka isi gi na-ebu.

freecocoa:

Na wa o,this sounds kinda fierce,anyways I don't have to follow the stereotype,I could profess the love first,you never know that may WOW him,as for him being your remnant,I don't see it that way,I just take you to be an ex just like Rokiatu already is,and hey trust me you no know say na for the bottom pot the better ingredients dey go hide.

freecocoa:

And hey I sure am very sexy,you need to see my nyash.

Where is natasha( sexkillz patner) ooooo!

Natasha is breastfeeding her 8yrs old daughter .

sexkillz :
Calid16, how your oyibo babe na? E don tey wey you yarn give us o. . .

calid16:

Mr knack kpeme or whatever call yourself, u get head at all ? Why u dey call ordinary servant by him master name ? Lefulefu na emperor, me i be duke .
All these people wey dey vex dey carry black berry too, i dare una to deny

[size=14pt]Lefulefu! How you chose to play on my intelligence is  something i cannot decipher.

Lefulefu is the same as Calid16! Only a fool doesnt know that! Na for this thread i see you finish. . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-787313.0.html

So, Lefulefu sorry Calid16, STOP deceiving your dimwitted self abeg. Oyibo neva dey clean your yansh abi? Yes o, because you neva reach airport for your life.

Again, Lefulefu, a.k.a Calid16, this your evil, blood sucking, aristo seeking Naija girl wey you nak give am belle don born? [/size]

calid16:

First and foremost, this girl wen i dey yarn about na my main bebe. We don dey together tay tay , since i de hustle to land jab . Things com better for me a few months back as i land jab wen de pay over a hundred k a month recently.
The bebe still de school for our home state but dey her final year sha. So recently she come spend weekend with me, we comot go different places see different things b4 she finally go back. Na last weekend na him she com phone talk say she don carry o, and she talk say for her family them train dem not to de remove belle o. I don gree say i go marry am but no be now i wan do am. The thing be say why she no carry belle all those days till now when man wan begin stand on him feet ? The thing de pain and vex me together i swear.
Abeg i no want all this akata with their pawpaw opinion that's why i use pidgin.

[size=14pt]Gallivanting Idiosyncratic Bullshitology!. . . Arrant Nonsenticology!


Ehen, biko how many Blackberry your girlfriend they use? Otondo!

Na you go mumuciously fall [b]mugu[/b]synthensis for Naija babe, come dey open nonsensical thread dey blab balderdash!
If You DARE open Another thread AGAIN! [/size]

toyemz:

@poster
don't guys pose with blackberries too?
abi you don't see those ones?
take style do project, you self go surprise at the number of poising blackberry touting guys

calid16:

Knack kpeme, you be mumu o , i never see olodo like you before. You never see the thread where i dey complain about the girl wey lie say she get belle for me carry my möney run ? E be like say them come ban me for that thread sef. You be olodoristic mumurical odoyor

[size=14pt]Common Shut up your coagulated mouth dia! Nonsense! Monkey slap you? Which mumu thread? Who ban you? And why you no post am again? Hediot! And how much you get wey person go carry run?

No woder body dey pepper you! Your salary is equal to the price of Blackberry. So as you no fit buy am, you dey vex!

Morrafuka! [/size]

sexkillz :
Did i just read an inconsequential opinion of a congenital fool trying to sound relevant?

seedord247 :
Tellswisdom . . .
someone on Nl have already found you a Job at LASTMA . . . I think they resume By 8am . .


what are you doing at home by now?

calid16:

una well so ? The sense wey Tellwisdom get pass una own combined pass una times four

Woke4all :
What's BLACKBERRY?

calid16:

una well so ? The sense wey Tellwisdom get pass una own combined pass una times four

[size=14pt]hehehe.

At least everybody don know say you no dey UK! So all that oyibo wey dey baff you, feed you for bed na dream! SMH. God punish devil, for giving you that kaind aggravated unrealism, say na dream! Dream wey fit make you chop your pillow, think say you dey chop bread! That one alone suppose dey shame you. Broke arse! So na frustration dey make you dey open mumu thread abi? Hediot!   Okombolistic Otondonialism! You don even touch blackberry before?   Abeg if na that kaind mumu sense wey tellpileptic coagulated fool get, i no want. E better make i die sef!

Lefu i hope say you don get sense now! [/size]

seedord247:

Tellswisdom . . .

I thought you said someone on Nl have already found you a Job at LASTMA . . . I think they resume By 8am . .


what are you doing at home Cyber cafe by now?

Dis sallah ram don begin type nonsense again , u are in pain bcus d withdrwawal of your isa account no fit afford blackberry ni.Ina i go advice u to sell your manhooddd if u need blackberry and stop weeping for dose dat are enjoying deres

Kilzzz entz i dey here u wan kablooze dis thread

sexkillz:

[color=#000055][font=gabriola][size=14pt]hehehe.

At least everybody don know say you no dey UK!

Idowuogbo:

Dis sallah ram don begin type nonsense again , u are in pain bcus d withdrwawal of your isa account no fit afford blackberry ni.Ina i go advice u to sell your manhooddd if u need blackberry and stop weeping for dose dat are enjoying deres

freecocoa:

Me baddest badosky,I hail o,whatz up you?I never see you for days now,how far our trip na,when we dey sail the ship?my goods just dey here dey waste,you know say na your hand I dey o so do something.