Idowuogbo:

Oooh sweetness , oya as usual

Nneka show me your front  and let me see d ojoro for your front

D tin make man wan dey high, omo it dey make me high oo 

Nneka show me your bck , i wan see d caterpillar attack

D tin dey man harshh ooo

tellwisdom:

Idohu-igboh, May your oriagbamu everly be decoded and your kpekus answereth to my Abunnah 7 times. Iseeeeeehh!

Taaaaa Sharrap dia.
Badosky resemble girl wey you fit talk to?you no know your blood group abi you want make I change am for you?abi ogun wan burst your left ball? No let me catch you near my madan unless you don prepare to meet your god,then I fit send you go. AN

Do you understand what i just said??

freecocoa:

Choi paddy me,you  no go kill me o
*does a 360 rotation while whining to the beats*
How you see am?

tellwisdom:

Idohu-igboh, May your oriagbamu everly be decoded and your kpekus answereth to my Abunnah 7 times. Iseeeeeehh!

tellwisdom:

Your pkekus self no fit hold ma abunna , i even say make i try am wit u small, u dey misyarntalk

Idowuogbo:

Ewooo  i gats to arrange to cargo dis your ammunition.Jesus u b evry man Uju o

your goods na authentic walai , make i arrange your visa and electron to Italy  

freecocoa:

abeg do am sharpaly,you know say ekeresimas don near and those girls eyes dey chuk,but on how I jazz in italy eh,dem go know say the main person don land,no more show for them,we go run dem comot from town.

Natasha,,:

ewo eh I missed my beach party sexkillz why didn't you call me ?

[size=14pt]I'm sorry babe. I'll make it up to you on another one. I tried reaching you though. . . How are you?[/size]

sexkillz:

[size=14pt]I'm sorry babe. I'll make it up to you on another one. I tried reaching you though. . . How are you?[/size]

okay apology accepted better get another one asap, and I'm okay just getting ready to be 17 tomorrow  HBU?

Natasha,,:

yup i'm so excited about it , that means next year I'm gonna be an adult   and [size=14pt]finally you'll marry me [/size]

[size=14pt]Hmm! I cant wait. . . [/size]

calid16:

^^ sharappp dia impotent west african dwarf so you de bleach your koboko sorry i mean clip ? Shey i tell you say you be "come escort me go boy", the kind boy wey girlz dey call to come escort them go market. But when e come to time to holddd something, na dat time dem go find Men like me, tellwisdom and my oga, oba lefulefu

[size=14pt]Lefulefu, abeg bring something fresh. . . i don tire to hear red dicck, impotent. Na the only yab wey you sabi? **yawns**. . . When u ready, make i know. Unquantifiable psychotic nincompoop, that exhibits momentary acts of abject discombobulation due to inescapable  poverty!. . . i feel your pain sha. .  E no easy!
[/size]

Mrs, Chima:

Sexkillz meet me in the kitchen.  

sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Huh? [/size]

Cuddler:

All the guys keep attacking sexykillz when he is busy abducting all the hot chicks for himself. keep the hate going while sexkillz keeps getting female admirers from around the globe thanx to the platform Nairaland. Why y'all use your wicked claws on him, he has clinched the best deals ever here. Whatever he is doing, its working, that is the true player right thur. Girls love the good guys

I know I did

sexkillz:


[size=14pt]I'm catastrophically obfuscated! Flabbergasted and overwhelmed. . .[/size]

U know what u doing baby. See u have another offer in the kitchen in the US, Get ur services at work so we share half of your pay check from Mrs Chima. Beware of Mr. Chima though

Mrs, Chima:

Did you just accepted a proposal?  

sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Hmm! I cant wait. . .   [/size]

but you will honey lolz  

sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Lefulefu, abeg bring something fresh. . . i don tire to hear red dicck, impotent. Na the only yab wey you sabi? **yawns**. . . When u ready, make i know. Unquantifiable psychotic nincompoop, that exhibits momentary acts of abject discombobulation due to inescapable  poverty!. . . i feel your pain sha. .  E no easy!
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hahahahahaha lmao youcraked me up, you knoe lefulefu is not a sharp guy don't blame him   only red dick him sabi perherps he'll come up with orange dick after this

Cuddler:

All the guys keep attacking sexykillz when he is busy abducting all the hot chicks for himself. keep the hate going while sexkillz keeps getting female admirers from around the globe thanx to the platform Nairaland. Why y'all use your wicked claws on him, he has clinched the best deals ever here. Whatever he is doing, its working, that is the true player right thur. Girls love the good guys

I know I did

word true that lefulefu hope you'll read this  

U know what u doing baby. See u have another offer in the kitchen in the US, Get your services at work so we share half of your pay check from Mrs Chima. Beware of Mr. Chima though

[size=14pt]She pays peanuts. . .  [/size]