swtchicgurl:

u get home?! i tot u squat with some1. . . . . .

Hehehehe, I squat with my granma.,. she wont chase u.,. she likes meeting ma female frnds

sowie, i don't like old women around me and my guy

u may consider a firstclass hotel in abuja

Tot u'ld say The Burj al Arab + flying first class
I wuldav told her to stay in her room al d same

LOL *joking*

wats up dis morning

Just finished the first phase of morning work
Chatting naw

ok, dat's good, i'm proud of you *gives him a peck*

don't forget my undies too, just a soft wash

i'm speechless, una nor know road to offtopic?


stewpid children!

swtchicgurl:

ok, dat's good, i'm proud of you *gives him a peck*

don't forget my undies too, just a soft wash

D[b]O[/b]n[b]kon[/b]lionne, hope u heard what my sweerie just said. Soft wash

^^^^^

i dey craze? dat thing that smells like a matured he-goats urine, tufiakwa dat dirty girl,

switchic 4k u ,

DONkollione:

^^^^^

i dey craze? dat thing that smells like a matured he-goats urine, tufiakwa dat dirty girl,

switchic 4k u ,

DONkollione:

^^^^^

i dey craze? dat thing that smells like a matured he-goats urine, tufiakwa dat dirty girl,

switchic 4k u ,

Hahahahah! see as u dey para.

Swtchic. can see someone is jealous

val is ova nau,

mcnepow:

Swtchic. can see someone is jealous

donkollione is calling me names and you (mcnepow) are busy
laughing, doing nofin about it!

i will withdraw all my romance if u do nofin! be a man jhoor!

lol@ withdraw all romance, switchic abeg withdraw carry am com deposit 4 me, lol , dis one u dey put romance for bank, hehehe

^^^ i wiil deposit all my romance on you, if u deny and break up
with idowuogbo openly here on NL!!!!

u knw i'm super fresh and available *mikuz ran away*

switchic even if i dey craze i nor fit, get lost u husband snatcher,

*picks stones n throw at her*





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swtchicgurl:

^^^ i wiil deposit all my romance on you, if u deny and break up
with idowuogbo openly here on NL!!!!

u knw i'm super fresh and available *mikuz ran away*

Wooooooooooo AseWwooooooo--------

She wan claim my kondo oo, thunder fire dat cockroach growing kpecus.U no dey fear ni? Dat condo has my name tattooeD on his pelvis,enter cave u neva reach grading.


My dearest am cold oo,come and bless me wiv ya heater.I wanna it anyhow so pls do me anyhow,dem must hear my voice for ghana oo.

DONkollione:

switchic even if i dey craze i nor fit, get lost u husband snatcher,

*picks stones n throw at her*

wake up boy, u're all ready having wet dreams! *slaps his sleepy face*

Idowuogbo:

Wooooooooooo AseWwooooooo--------

She wan claim my kondo oo, thunder fire dat cockroach growing kpecus.U no dey fear ni? Dat condo has my name tattooeD on his pelvis,enter cave u neva reach grading.


My dearest am cold oo,come and bless me wiv ya heater.I wanna it anyhow so pls do me anyhow,dem must hear my voice for ghana oo.

mtchewww!

*Holds her hand while talking*
Swtchic, dont mind that man. He's just jealous cos he kant have a youngblood.
What would I do to make u happy.

oh sweet, i'm glad u're here.

donkollione and idowuogbo have been calling me names
deal with them!

u knw today is our one-day anniversary as lofers, can u get me a BB porsche, sweet? this will make me happy

SWITCHIC get lost cant u see mommy n daddy are in d middle of somfin serious here?

ehen idowuswearie com closer now cant u see am ina d mood? ehen which style u want , wheelbarrow, shovel, spade,jangulova pls name it, dem must here ur voice for gabon oo *muah*

AwwWh My Bulala don land,abeg cane me I want ur sugarcane.Infact let's do d nagivate d pinnochio style,its more fun I promise ya.Are u ready?On my mark, get set, BANGGG!!!!!

wat's d foul smell i percieve?

*sprays air freshener, biocide and insecticide*

^Na ur larva growing kpecus dey cus death oo

U are oozing ewwwwwwh!!!

Choi, idowusugar. u know dat style is me favourite, oya as my battery don charge now shey u see as en strong like mike tyson? ehen i put my SIM card inside u gv me d blues baby as i dey remove u gv me da reggae baby, oya gv me d bits am already sweating baby,

*banging like a mad bull* lol


*mcponew close ur eyes mk u nor spoil*

^Only penetration n u don begin sweat??
u sure say u well atal??
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swtchicgurl:

oh sweet, i'm glad u're here. 

donkollione and idowuogbo have been calling me names 
deal with them! 

u knw today is our one-day anniversary as lofers, can u get me a BB porsche, sweet?  this will make me happy 

Porsche afta one day? u be gold digger?? Okay oo, bt erm ermmm.,. that phone aint good enof for you. A Nokia is beta, truss me. ¤wink¤

^^^

oboy u know hw many rounds we go? lol,

^Which kind 'how many rounds'?? You are simply inexperienced and inefficient!
Ask swtchic to tel u how I do d do, u might learn a trick or two.

mcnepow,

ur attn is needed here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-877317.0.html

swtchicgurl:

mcnepow,

ur attn is needed here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-877317.0.html

I wonder whats happening there.,.

if I call her name here na she go wan choke me