smokeydrinky:


Wow. My friend gave birth to 5.1 and i was lyk jesus !!!! 5.5? Ewo o.... Plz i.j[b]ust want btw 2.5 and 3kg[/b]. My dd weighed 2.5, very small sontin but.she has been 'bigging' since den.

You want 2.5 plus 3kg baa

Ok naa, I dash you 5.5kg plus the accompanying grace for the vaginal delivery

Kimoni:




whaaaaaattttt.

adonbelieveit

5.5kg vaginal delivery? I pity that mama's bum bum, the tears no go be here ooo

Hope she and the baby are good though

Me sef shock

If you see the baby's head with very chubby cheeks you will biliveit

I don't want to imagine the tears too.

She's not a FTM and she's doing great with her baby.

helovesme:


Me sef shock

I don't want to imagine the tears too.

She's not a FTM and she's doing great with her baby.

Pls tell her I am hailing her oo

I duff my heart for her strength and grace

Kimoni:


You want 2.5 plus 3kg baa

Ok naa, I dash you 5.5kg plus the accompanying grace for the vaginal delivery

No o 5 wetin ? Not.more dan 3 kg o. Lol

Missmalachi you are not ttc so the statement would mean nothing to you. The fact that it doesn't affect you doesn't mean that what starbuck said is ok. It was an insensitive comment, although she dint mean it as an insult but it was a below the belt comment.

Its just like telling women that are scheduled for CS delivery you would help them push cos God blessed you with plenty strength.

waistbead no matter how insensitive her comment was, bringing in her innocent kids wasn't right. Biko don't visit the sins of the mother on the poor kids.

smokeydrinky:


Wow. My friend gave birth to 5.1 and i was lyk jesus !!!! 5.5? Ewo o.... Plz i.just want btw 2.5 and 3kg. My dd weighed 2.5, very small sontin but.sheehan been 'bigging' since den.

I dey pray make my own no pass 3.5kg as that was what I weighed at birth too

My neice weighed 2.4kg. My aunt couldn't stop complaining on how "small" she was and blamed/scolded the mom for stressing herself throughout the pregnancy.

Now my niece is a budding orobo. She's currently banned from taking fruit juice, ice cream and the likes

smokeydrinky:


No o 5 wetin ? Not.more dan 3 kg o. Lol

Shuo

No be you talk say you want 2.5 and 3kg

Lemme read ur post again

Kimoni:


Pls tell her I am hailing her oo

I duff my heart for her strength and grace

Me sef had to greet her "more power to her vjay"

She laughed eh

Thanks Kimoni e-hugs

My sister had a 4kg, vaginal birth, no tears baby. When he went for circumcision the nurses were shouting 'how would you bring a man ready for marriage for circumcision '

helovesme:


I dey pray make my own no pass 3.5kg as that was what I weighed at birth too

My neice weighed 2.4kg. My aunt couldn't stop complaining on how "small" she was and blamed/scolded the mom for stressing herself throughout the pregnancy.

Now my niece is a budding orobo. She's currently banned from taking fruit juice, ice cream and the likes

My first baby weighed 1.9kg, you need to see how fat she was at 3 months.

My colleagues in the office were shocked I had delivered, they thought I was 5 months

mytestimony:
Congrats to all those who have given birth. May God be with all the pushing mamas.
Proudmom how the ministry na. I can only imagine how u look now.lol

My dear I dey manage o,I'm treating malaria o...Thanks 4d mention

sugah:
Thanks Kimoni e-hugs

My sister had a 4kg, vaginal birth, no tears baby. When he went for circumcision the nurses were shouting 'how would you bring a man ready for marriage for circumcision '

Na real ready for marriage

But how do people birth all these big babies without tears Biko?

Even my 1.9kg baby gave me tears ehnn

Kimoni:


My first baby weighed 1.9kg, you need to see how fat she was at 3 months.

My colleagues in the office were shocked I had delivered, they thought I was 5 months

1.9kg

Labour must have been easyprezzy for you Confess!

See me thinking 3kg-3.5kg is the norm

My last word on this matter. I have to say that I'm disappointed in a lot of old mamas on this thread. Your names have been mentioned all over the thread yet you all never showed up. Now there is an issue, ya'll crawled out of your various holes. Please don't give the excuse of " I've got a life outside nl" who doesn't ? Remember old mamas were here for us when we had several complaints. All of una port just to show up for " boxing". Una doh! I'm not leaving the thread sha cos this place kept me very very sane when I was preggers. I nearly lost my mind then kudos to all that helped me. One love all!! Sloppy kisses to your lo's

@ starbuck nothing personal. Thanks for the apology. E hugs

Kimoni:




Na real ready for marriage

But how do people birth all these big babies without tears Biko?

Even my 1.9kg baby gave me tears ehnn

You had tears with 1.9kg

Hmmm. Maybe you didn't do enough of the "nasty" before your EDD I heard it prevents tears. Is it true?

See me thinking you must have had your baby after just one push.

Kimoni:


Shuo

No be you talk say you want 2.5 and 3kg

Lemme read ur post again

Lol i meant btw 2.5 and 3 kg.

Kimoni:

My first baby weighed 1.9kg, you need to see how fat she was at 3 months.
My colleagues in the office were shocked I had delivered, they thought I was 5 months

Wow. Urs na record breaking o. A lady asked if my 2.5 dd was a premmie nd why she wasn't in an incubator . Lol

helovesme:


1.9kg

Labour must have been easyprezzy for you Confess!

See me thinking 3kg-3.5kg is the norm

Heheehehehehehe

Which labour is easy biko

It wasn't easy at all at all

I will only say I was 3cm dilated when I pushed her out, I couldn't hold back anymore

So maybe if it was a bigger baby, I might have been wheeled to the theatre straight

But big baby o, small baby o, na grace we all need

helovesme:


You had tears with 1.9kg

Hmmm. Maybe you didn't do enough of the "nasty" before your EDD I heard it prevents tears. Is it true?

See me thinking you must have had your baby after just one push.

It's not necessarily d weight of d baby. ders dis vajayjay massage dat helps stretch d v muscles nd prevents tears. But many naija nurses no sabi am. i had tears with mine too but not from d baby, she was out with one push, d 3rd stage was delayed nd dr had to insert his hand to bring out d placenta, i was tightening up already hence d small tear from his hand.

Doing d nasty also helps

interestingchi:
Anyone feeling bad about what I wrote. I smh for them . READ WELL. SUPPORTED NO ONE OR ARE U FROM THE WHATSAPP GROUP . SORRY OOO
MAKE UNA NO POUNCE ON ME O.
TODAY NA DEMOCRACY DAY.
ME LOVE YOU. LOL

what is it with you and this ur whatsapp group? Abegiii go sit down

helovesme:


You had tears with 1.9kg

Hmmm. Maybe you didn't do enough of the "nasty" before your EDD I heard it prevents tears. Is it true?

See me thinking you must have had your baby after just one push.

yimu @ nasty



I honestly can't remember if I did it before though

Kimoni:


Heheehehehehehe

Which labour is easy biko

It wasn't easy at all at all

I will only say I was 3cm dilated when I pushed her out, I couldn't hold back anymore

So maybe if it was a bigger baby, I might have been wheeled to the theatre straight

But big baby o, small baby o, na grace we all need

Exactly ....Gods grace is all we need.

smokeydrinky:

Lol i meant btw 2.5 and 3 kg.

Wow. Urs na record breaking o. A lady asked if my 2.5 dd was a premmie nd why she wasn't in an incubator . Lol

I feel you...our mothers believe big babies are healthier

Na true, like say we just dey vomit them for mouth

Iffffffy:
what is it with you and this ur whatsapp group? Abegiii go sit down

Madam and you think you just answered well. Why reading that post from the opposite direction. I only asked a question . sorry if it doesn't go down well with u
Sweet sleep ,

RashMe:
Hello mamas in d house, thanks for ur prayers all through, Princess arrived dis morning at 42wks. 4.5kg, natural birth. BS later

Congrats mama

lovinam:
My last word on this matter. I have to say that I'm disappointed in a lot of old mamas on this thread. Your names have been mentioned all over the thread yet you all never showed up. Now there is an issue, ya'll crawled out of your various holes. Please don't give the excuse of " I've got a life outside nl" who doesn't ? Remember old mamas were here for us when we had several complaints. All of una port just to show up for " boxing". Una doh! I'm not leaving the thread sha cos this place kept me very very sane when I was preggers. I nearly lost my mind then kudos to all that helped me. One love all!! Sloppy kisses to your lo's

@ starbuck nothing personal. Thanks for the apology. E hugs

thank you ma'am

*reads page 511n shakes head, sips milo*
*reads page 512, hisses, shakes head and gulp milo*

I am so dissapointed.... I won't say its pregnancy hormones that is causing you people dishing invinsible blows to eachother to behave this way.

Congrats to all the new mamas. May god watch over your new blessings.

Pushing mamas.. How is the backache, legache, food ache and hunger ache?

sayoberry:
*reads page 511n shakes head, sips milo*
*reads page 512, hisses, shakes head and gulp milo*

I am so dissapointed.... I won't say its pregnancy hormones that is causing you people dishing invinsible blows to eachother to behave this way.

Congrats to all the new mamas. May god watch over your new blessings.

Pushing mamas.. How is the backache, legache, food ache and hunger ache?

hahahahah no wonder Milo De scarce for our end. You don drink am finish

Kimoni:
Waistbead, Starbucks has apologized and in fact, Sugah has accepted her apology. Pls do same.

And it won't be a bad idea to apologize to her too.






All these funny monikers sef...I think I need to change my name too to "table"

Besides, why do I have the feeling that's you are pregnant waistbead?? Your hormones are at an all time high

Thanks sugah...congrats in advance also

My tots exactly

[thanks my sister,I hv decided to stop worrying and pray more,it must move to its normal position.thanks for the encouragement. God bless u too. quote author=Kimoni post=34222937]

Pls worry less and pray more.

Speak to your situation and decree whatever it is that you want.

Worrying is not good for your condition and it achieves nothing.

God bless mama[/quote]

Congrats @Rashme. So hapi for u.U get mouth, 4.5kg normal delivery choi. Tuale for u. God bless ur LO .

tchiwinnie:
Mama, its false dat u cant tk malaria drugs if u test positive(significantly) cos d malaria can harm ur baby if left untreated. There re safe drugs for ur stage. Pls go to d hospital and b seen by ur dr.

Thanks ma'am I will see a Dr asap.Godbless u.

Peace unto this house.


It is well with everyone of us.