xynerise:
you take style rotten.

Yea boneyemz likes it freaky

xynerise:
may you give birth through your anuss.

like skydeep did huh?

Idowuogbo:

May a gorilla also give her dodgy.

man prick no dey satisfy u again huh?
Na gorilla dey shine your kpekus now shey?
efribody no fit be like you my dear idogbogboagolo .enjoy Mr.G !its yours alone!

xynerise: If a girl barges in her fiancee's room and catch him on top of a gal. The man will want to be right in what he did. These are the following questions she gets . :

1. Cant you knock?

2. What are you doing here?
3. Where are your manners?
4. Why didnt you off your shoes? .

5. Why didnt you call me before coming?
6. Are you mad? .

funny! and soo true! a *insert racist stereotype here* man will quickly turn it around! a *insert opposite stereotype* man will quickly pull up his trousers ad run after the girl like his life depends on it!

queensmith:


funny! and soo true! a *insert racist stereotype here* man will quickly turn it around! a *insert opposite stereotype* man will quickly pull up his trousers ad run after the girl like his life depends on it!

talking from experience?

xynerise:
talking from experience?

yes, experience of watching too many movies!

queensmith:

yes, experience of watching too many movies!

were u the lady that boarded Nigeria Airways recently?

slimyem: mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

I go shout pass u̶̲̥̅̊ sef

Enockia:
I go shout pass u̶̲̥̅̊ sef

baby what's for dinner?

slimyem: man prick no dey satisfy u again huh?
Na gorilla dey shine your kpekus now shey?
efribody no fit be like you my dear idogbogboagolo .enjoy Mr.G !its yours alone!

Abeg go collect ur rounds from king kong joor !

war zone, am outa here!

Idowuogbo:
If I was a guy penre!!!, and my gals walks in as I was about to climax, omo I go provoke oo..

I go shout "fuckinng close d door mehnnn, abi ur Fada dey refund dowry?"

Lol, oniranu omo