TisaBone: i don't envy any woman. there may be women out there prettier than me, or skinnier than me, but that doesn't matter. I am highly intelligent, and can hold a man's interest in and OUT of the bedroom. More importantly,I am beautiful where it matters the most and that is on the inside. when women realize this, their self esteem will go up, and they will stop looking at the next woman, and stop making comparisons between them and herself.

Also, women need to realize that it is men who set the standards for beauty. we are nipping and tucking and pinching, and pulling ourselves every which way to please them. Which is not all THAT bad, after all, we as women want to be found attractive by the opposite sex. But when we race to try to meet this ideal, at the expense of our health and happiness, I'd rather tell a man to kiss my a---ss, and accept me for me, b/c i am not going to kill myself trying to satisfy him. If you want a perfect woman, get you one of those lifelike dolls with all three holes and stick it to HER.

Mrs.Chima:
LMAO@Black American women are the only GROUP with fat women weighing over 145 lbs.




That was hilarious coming from a sewer rat with a child from 600 lb Anna NIcole Smith.

REALITY101:



Here come the fat house wife of nairaland. How was the doctors visit? Pheww dont bother taking them medications cuz the fatassness in your lazy arse body has taken the baby's position in you womb.

Now dummbitch answer this question. How on earth will a fat
bitches hater date a fatass ugly puta like you? I am Reality101 and Mr. Chima and I need no green card

Mrs.Chima:


[size=44pt]Somebody is CRYING![/size]
Awww. Sewer rat comment pains you huh?

Damn, your baby momma is FAT AND UGLY! You were desperate huh?

REALITY101:


Lool i love it when you say the oposit. Bottom line here is, you know youre fat, jobless, green card access, crying right now. if your aint fatass ugly welfare dependent skunk why get
ting all sensitive like a slim chicks clit when yours is fat. dont worry big momma cuz i already know what your next line gonna be. Lool

Mrs.Chima:


That's a damn shame! Lame and dumb as hell. Skinny clit? WTF.
Any[b] REAL[/b] doctors and nurses on nairaland?
Isn't all clits sensitive?

LMAO@immigrant by scam/sham with a green card baby on welfare calling me, a welfare dependent.

Just like your 600 lb Anna Nicole Smith looking Visa sponsor baby momma! Pay your child support BROKE SEWER RAT!
We taxpayers will thank you.

Did you meet Anna Nicole Smith through Yahoo Scam Club or Mailorderhusbands.com? I know for a fact YOU DIDN'T "entered" America on a STUDENT VISA!

Take your time responding Buckwheat, I know you have to buy recharge cards.

REALITY101:

Damn btch is so slow. Student visa, scam club, money order husband blah blah blah. Lmao @ Mrs. Chima paying tax on NL. . You wish. Fatty momma responding to you will always be a waste of time but since i have got some minutes to waste, its all good. Your come backs are always yawning worth. Sorry Fat lazy green card wife of some hard working Igbo dude, American and British passport came to me i didnt hustle for em like Mr. Chima did. Hey i wonder how many time they scammed your lazy fat arse online before you finally hook up with Chima cuz u seems to know a lot bout the sham marriage and the damn money order crap. I swear on my Benz engine that you ain't got a life. Dont worry skunk as soon as Chima gets his green card u gonna get a new handle to cry out on on NL. If you dont mind, i have a welfare check to cash lmao

lefulefu: OP for ur mind u tink say white girls envy u abi?
why u feel say dem dey envy u?
abi na becos of ur V-BOOT YANSH?
for ur information most white babes get ikebe so dem no get any reason to envy a black girl

REALITY101: Ammy hon this is some bullshittt. Black women got higher rate of fat ugly women weighing over 145ibs in the whole damn world especially African American big mommas

Ammyng:

STFU what do you know apart from creating tons of thread in a day?

lefulefu:
yansh u no get
br4st u no get
fine u no even fine
so na wetin dem go envy u for?
abi na the brazilian wig wey u wear dem dey envy?

Mrs.Chima:


LMAO@me married a man from Mailorderhusband.com and WITHOUT PAPERS! Thank God NOT ALL American women are desperate and lonely like your Visa sponsor. You took what you can get huh? I understand. You were down to your last bowl of rice and Malaria kicked in.

Wait! I thought you said I was an old man pretending to be a married woman? Which one is it dumb arse? Pick one and stick to it, Forest Gump.

Awww. you feel better? Did it make you less lame, dumb, broke, of a scammer, and sewer rat-ish? Did that Great White Shamu, you impregnated get any smaller? Deduct child support arrears?

Student Visa comment made you create an honor thread huh? Embassy took one look at your student records and said WTF and threw it back at you.

I kind feel bad for you........NOT!

Ammyng: Please please please both of you should get a room and stop drailing my thread. Sad when people feel they know stuff about folks they only knw online SMH

lefulefu:

nothin wrong if ur husband na frm internet u get am
afterall many of ur mates frm yankee na internet dem find love


get off of my thread if you don't have any sensible thing to say.

Mrs.Chima:


LMAO@me married a man from Mailorderhusband.com and WITHOUT PAPERS! Thank God NOT ALL American women are desperate and lonely like your Visa sponsor. You took what you can get huh? I understand. You were down to your last bowl of rice and Malaria kicked in.

Wait! I thought you said I was an old man pretending to be a married woman? Which one is it dumb arse? Pick one and stick to it, Forest Gump.

Awww. you feel better? Did it make you less lame, dumb, broke, of a scammer, and sewer rat-ish? Did that Great White Shamu, you impregnated get any smaller? Deduct child support arrears?

Student Visa comment made you create an honor thread huh? Embassy took one look at your student records and said WTF and threw it back at you.

I kind feel bad for you........NOT!

TisaBone: ooooohhh Reality, you are being naughty again. I thought we already established that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes? Furthermore, you said sorry to me, now you go and insult my girl Chima? LOL.

Pretty baby, you don't know what you are missing out on. Real women have curves. A little stick figure, can't keep you warm at night. You can' hold and caress and worship a size 2. You deprive yourself of the soft, silken skin, of a thick madam. You deprive yourself of the warmth, that only thick thighs wrapped tightly around you like an octopus, squeezing you tighter, holding you in place,bringing you deeper into her her slick warmth. A rail thin waif, does not have soft, firm, voluptous b---reasts for you to lay your head on, to caress, to squeeze, to lick, to suck, as you feel the turgid n----ple become hard as black diamonds under your skillful ministrations. ( and i knw enough by now to have realized that africans are titty men. lol.) With a voluptuous, goddess, made for love who you call fat, IS indeed fat. She has a phat cat, that stays dripping wet, ready to receive you. But first, you know you want a taste, and you will find that it tastes like kiwi.

So think before you speak sweetheart, because many voluptuous women have love just like honey. One taste isn't enough, as you soon find yourself addicted to that special brand of pleasure that only she can provide.

TisaBone: ooooohhh Reality, you are being naughty again. I thought we already established that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes? Furthermore, you said sorry to me, now you go and insult my girl Chima? LOL.

Pretty baby, you don't know what you are missing out on. Real women have curves. A little stick figure, can't keep you warm at night. You can' hold and caress and worship a size 2. You deprive yourself of the soft, silken skin, of a thick madam. You deprive yourself of the warmth, that only thick thighs wrapped tightly around you like an octopus, squeezing you tighter, holding you in place,bringing you deeper into her her slick warmth. A rail thin waif, does not have soft, firm, voluptous b---reasts for you to lay your head on, to caress, to squeeze, to lick, to suck, as you feel the turgid n----ple become hard as black diamonds under your skillful ministrations. ( and i knw enough by now to have realized that africans are titty men. lol.) With a voluptuous, goddess, made for love who you call fat, IS indeed fat. She has a phat cat, that stays dripping wet, ready to receive you. But first, you know you want a taste, and you will find that it tastes like kiwi.

So think before you speak sweetheart, because many voluptuous women have love just like honey. One taste isn't enough, as you soon find yourself addicted to that special brand of pleasure that only she can provide.

2buff:

Thanks for giving me a b[i]o[/i]ner in the office!!!
Much appreciated.

Ammyng:

weak

2buff:

Quite the contrary actually?

Ammyng:

2buff:

explain what you meant by that dumb statement

Ammyng:

Common sense is free, go get one

2buff:

Thanks for giving me a b[i]o[/i]ner in the office!!!
Much appreciated.

REALITY101:

Oh Lawd. . Uhmm ma'am the apology was on a different level and thing. Btw dont get it twisted.

Uhmm so fat chicks are always wet down there? Wow ok, as for the warm part, me plus her = warm btw if it gets so cold we can use heater.

So are u gonna change my view on phat people by smushing me?