Ʊ wan serve beans ‎​Άŋϑ dodo, Ʊ first serve some dodo, Ʊ$£ beans cover am, come serve few dodo on top D̶̲̥̅̊ beans all because Ʊ wan deceive the other stake-holders say na few dodo Ʊ take...
#GodIsWatchingYou#

Ur parents fasted for 10yrs b4 having u & named u 'Oluwagbotemi'. Now u changed ur name to 'Barbie, BossLady, Pweety, Sexy=)) ........#GodisWatchingYou

You post for NL Thread "Post your current vehicle" say u dey drive Range Sport but u copied the image from Google Images and u no fit afford wheel spanner #Godislaughingatyou#

You be YY boy, and Ūя̲̅ reason, white man carry Ūя̲̅ great great gran pa as slave...if na tru say him be slave, na yankee dem suppose born yu like P Diddy, kobe, jordan etal but na ogbomosho dem born U̶̲̥̅̊...#yu get staff quarters ƒσя hell fire

You xeroxed to pass your college exams and updated your status 'God is great, hardwork is the key' #YourResultWillNeverBeReleased

You see your son behaving like a Ram & you tell him 'at your age I was a missionary'#GodIsWatchingYouInHD I swear.

You're always masturbatting cos no babe will ever hangout with an ape like you, yet you come to NL and say 'Nigerian Girls have nothing to offer' , 'Nigerian girls are sluts' #SangoIsSendingYouAPackageSoon

you laff your arsse out at bin gbagbo jokes, yet you come dey type "where is the joke?"

thunder dey spy your arsse!

You post silly & unfunny jokes in NL and force people to laugh at them #AllahIsPreparingToCrackYourHead

Your Post Nollywood films story line in NL & seek peoples advice as if it were your personal problem#YourFamilyWillSoonBeInCrisis

You're a vegetarian but use leather products.#TheSpiritOfNapoleonMustVisitU

U̶̲̥̅̊ spend 20k in d club every friday nyt,and
on sunday Ɣ☺ΰ go to church nd put
100naira for offering.#Godiswatchingyou#

Babes wey dey use Alum dey wash their ppusy, yet they claim la ppussy la tight #Godiswatching you in HD

avicky:

lwkmd... U've succeeded in ripping my belly open.

You dey commit all these sins yet you dey laugh
#God is watching you#

Chai funny thread. Unna no go kill person #Godiswatchingallofyou#

cindyrella: Chai funny thread. Unna no go kill person #Godiswatchingallofyou#

Your name is Chiwendu, you change am to Cindyrella
#God sees you#

[b]U dey use Nokia 1280 and u dey update 'car plate number' as ur 'bb pin'... #God is watching u#

U dey date man wey b 'tripple ur age, ur status dey say 'cant wait to see my baby, is dat ur baby or ur daddy?... #God is watching u#

U dey ur house dey watch 'LABE ORUN', ur wall post dey say 'at galleria watching UNDERWORLD: d awakening'... #God is watching u#

U are impotent yet u are singing 'wa gba kondo'...#u will still fall into disgrace... #God is quietly watching u#

U get 2kids n u dey street dey claim virgin to get dat guy to marry u #judgement day is cumin on weddin nite#

U are eating Eba with the aroma of ur neighbours soup and u update "Shawama Tinz"... #God is watching u#

U fix darling yaki & then use bending rollers on it and call it Brazilian hair... #God is watching u#

Ur father is Fulani & ur mother is from Kogi. People ask why your hair is curly & u say U are Half cast... #God is watching u#

U sleep with Ankara wrapper and ur status says, "snuggling under my Duvet"... #God is watching u#

U eating bread n akara yet ur
updating "I love this Burger"..... #God Is Watching u#

U go buy pant 4 wuse market
bend down select u come write "I
love Victoria Secret"... #God is watching u#

Ur mom sells stock fish nd ur
dad changes money , U turn
around and say ur parents are
into stock exchange... #God is watching u#

U and ur Friend are on separate
okadas n u tweetd Convoy tinz... #God is watching u#

Ur mother has pot belly, ur
sistas ave pot belly n u are
insisting ur girlfriend must ave a
flat tummy... #God Is Watching u#

U update ur BBM status with "i
love ONLY u boo" and 45 Girls reply privately with "thanks luv"...
#God Is Watching#

Ur mum is selling palm oil,and ur dad selling cooking gas ,and u turn around and say "my parents are into oil and gas"... #God is watching u#

U are 34, and you are still
playing for the Nigeria's under 21 football team... #God Is Watching u[/b]

I ban you unfairly Godiswatching me na joke oh

ur father is working as a gateman and yet you dey sing davido's damiduro #Godiswatchingyou

Ur papa na 73 yr old civil servant, come dey reduce e age to 54, #bettergowarnsayGodiswatchingu#

avicky:
lol! See how u dey flow? It's like u've done this before?

Those lines look familiar?

You be ugly but put fine boy picture for your facebook page Godiswatchingyou ooooooooooo

u re @ work and browsing NL #urbossiswatchingu#

[size=13pt]Im glad you people are confessing your sins/eff ups, #mayGodforgiveyou[/size]

Taiwe Taiwo turns 25 in UK while his twin turns 33 in Nigeria. *God is watching them.

ogbeche77: U never had shoes as a kid, yet uapprove N3m daily 4 urself as lunch money cos u are now in power #Godiswatchingu

God bless you.

~vicky~:


where u hail from ruqbabe

exam hall ooo!!

U dey shit for pit toilet, come dey tell us say u nid to kall ur plumber to fix ur wc...###Godiswatchinu

You dey always take am for nyansh (idi, anus) so that ur hymen will remain intact #Godiswatchingyou

££VICTOR££:
Babes wey dey use Alum dey wash their ppusy, yet they claim la ppussy la tight #Godiswatching you in HD

Young man... for opening there secret #Olodumare is watching U#

Mynd_44:
You dey commit all these sins yet you dey laugh
#God is watching you#

Haahahahahahahhaaahaah...my ribs o...u don use laff tear me apart

sugar 001: Taiwe Taiwo turns 25 in UK while his twin turns 33 in Nigeria. *God is watching them.

*falls down 4rm maggi cube*...lwtmb...gurl u wicked gan

Your Dad clears a farm & forwards the firewood to your Mum to cook & you say your parents are into Clearing & Forwarding........#GodisWatchingYouinHD

passionate88:

Young man... for opening there secret #Olodumare is watching U#

For u to knw the secret for ur #GodisWatchingU