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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by malc619(m): 12:31am On Apr 23, 2012 |
Ʊ wan serve beans Άŋϑ dodo, Ʊ first serve some dodo, Ʊ$£ beans cover am, come serve few dodo on top D̶̲̥̅̊ beans all because Ʊ wan deceive the other stake-holders say na few dodo Ʊ take... #GodIsWatchingYou# 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ekundayomi: 4:34am On Apr 23, 2012 |
Ur parents fasted for 10yrs b4 having u & named u 'Oluwagbotemi'. Now u changed ur name to 'Barbie, BossLady, Pweety, Sexy=)) ........#GodisWatchingYou 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Decryptor(m): 4:41am On Apr 23, 2012 |
You post for NL Thread "Post your current vehicle" say u dey drive Range Sport but u copied the image from Google Images and u no fit afford wheel spanner #Godislaughingatyou# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 5:31am On Apr 23, 2012 |
you dey stay for face me i face you for Ajegunle with outdoor bathroom, you come use your chinko phone update ur status as "jacuzzi things" no wahala naw #God dey |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by pryzlez: 6:40am On Apr 23, 2012 |
You be YY boy, and Ūя̲̅ reason, white man carry Ūя̲̅ great great gran pa as slave...if na tru say him be slave, na yankee dem suppose born yu like P Diddy, kobe, jordan etal but na ogbomosho dem born U̶̲̥̅̊...#yu get staff quarters ƒσя hell fire |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ekeroyal(m): 7:24am On Apr 23, 2012 |
You xeroxed to pass your college exams and updated your status 'God is great, hardwork is the key' #YourResultWillNeverBeReleased You see your son behaving like a Ram & you tell him 'at your age I was a missionary'#GodIsWatchingYouInHD I swear. You're always masturbatting cos no babe will ever hangout with an ape like you, yet you come to NL and say 'Nigerian Girls have nothing to offer' , 'Nigerian girls are sluts' #SangoIsSendingYouAPackageSoon |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by bingbagbo(m): 7:31am On Apr 23, 2012 |
you laff your arsse out at bin gbagbo jokes, yet you come dey type "where is the joke?" thunder dey spy your arsse! |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ekeroyal(m): 7:47am On Apr 23, 2012 |
You post silly & unfunny jokes in NL and force people to laugh at them #AllahIsPreparingToCrackYourHead Your Post Nollywood films story line in NL & seek peoples advice as if it were your personal problem#YourFamilyWillSoonBeInCrisis You're a vegetarian but use leather products.#TheSpiritOfNapoleonMustVisitU |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 8:59am On Apr 23, 2012 |
U̶̲̥̅̊ spend 20k in d club every friday nyt,and on sunday Ɣ☺ΰ go to church nd put 100naira for offering.#Godiswatchingyou# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by EEVICTOREE(m): 9:32am On Apr 23, 2012 |
Babes wey dey use Alum dey wash their ppusy, yet they claim la ppussy la tight #Godiswatching you in HD 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd44: 9:39am On Apr 23, 2012 |
avicky:You dey commit all these sins yet you dey laugh #God is watching you# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by cindyrella(f): 9:42am On Apr 23, 2012 |
Chai funny thread. Unna no go kill person #Godiswatchingallofyou# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd44: 10:05am On Apr 23, 2012 |
cindyrella: Chai funny thread. Unna no go kill person #Godiswatchingallofyou#Your name is Chiwendu, you change am to Cindyrella #God sees you# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by jidesamuel(m): 10:24am On Apr 23, 2012 |
[b]U dey use Nokia 1280 and u dey update 'car plate number' as ur 'bb pin'... #God is watching u# U dey date man wey b 'tripple ur age, ur status dey say 'cant wait to see my baby, is dat ur baby or ur daddy?... #God is watching u# U dey ur house dey watch 'LABE ORUN', ur wall post dey say 'at galleria watching UNDERWORLD: d awakening'... #God is watching u# U are impotent yet u are singing 'wa gba kondo'...#u will still fall into disgrace... #God is quietly watching u# U get 2kids n u dey street dey claim virgin to get dat guy to marry u #judgement day is cumin on weddin nite# U are eating Eba with the aroma of ur neighbours soup and u update "Shawama Tinz"... #God is watching u# U fix darling yaki & then use bending rollers on it and call it Brazilian hair... #God is watching u# Ur father is Fulani & ur mother is from Kogi. People ask why your hair is curly & u say U are Half cast... #God is watching u# U sleep with Ankara wrapper and ur status says, "snuggling under my Duvet"... #God is watching u# U eating bread n akara yet ur updating "I love this Burger"..... #God Is Watching u# U go buy pant 4 wuse market bend down select u come write "I love Victoria Secret"... #God is watching u# Ur mom sells stock fish nd ur dad changes money , U turn around and say ur parents are into stock exchange... #God is watching u# U and ur Friend are on separate okadas n u tweetd Convoy tinz... #God is watching u# Ur mother has pot belly, ur sistas ave pot belly n u are insisting ur girlfriend must ave a flat tummy... #God Is Watching u# U update ur BBM status with "i love ONLY u boo" and 45 Girls reply privately with "thanks luv"... #God Is Watching# Ur mum is selling palm oil,and ur dad selling cooking gas ,and u turn around and say "my parents are into oil and gas"... #God is watching u# U are 34, and you are still playing for the Nigeria's under 21 football team... #God Is Watching u[/b] 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by dani1luv: 11:19am On Apr 23, 2012 |
I ban you unfairly Godiswatching me |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by shadrach77: 11:21am On Apr 23, 2012 |
ur father is working as a gateman and yet you dey sing davido's damiduro #Godiswatchingyou |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 11:49am On Apr 23, 2012 |
Ur papa na 73 yr old civil servant, come dey reduce e age to 54, #bettergowarnsayGodiswatchingu# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ekeroyal(m): 11:50am On Apr 23, 2012 |
avicky: Those lines look familiar? |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by 2makeit(m): 12:03pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
You be ugly but put fine boy picture for your facebook page Godiswatchingyou ooooooooooo |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by kodylicky(f): 12:23pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
u re @ work and browsing NL #urbossiswatchingu# 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Caliente(m): 2:21pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
[size=13pt]Im glad you people are confessing your sins/eff ups, #mayGodforgiveyou[/size] |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sugar001(f): 3:12pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
Taiwe Taiwo turns 25 in UK while his twin turns 33 in Nigeria. *God is watching them. 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by AndroBlaze: 4:07pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
ogbeche77: U never had shoes as a kid, yet uapprove N3m daily 4 urself as lunch money cos u are now in power #GodiswatchinguGod bless you. |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Ruqaya(f): 4:16pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
~vicky~:exam hall ooo!! |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by itismd(m): 4:24pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
You broke up with your boyfriend that stays in Lagos while you are in delta on the reason that distant relationship can't work for u. You later married a guy that stays in S.A who told you its not safe to come over. ... Na God go punish you |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by habayommy: 4:38pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
U dey shit for pit toilet, come dey tell us say u nid to kall ur plumber to fix ur wc...###Godiswatchinu |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by PupetMasta(m): 5:22pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
You dey always take am for nyansh (idi, anus) so that ur hymen will remain intact #Godiswatchingyou |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by passionate88: 5:25pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
££VICTOR££: Young man... for opening there secret #Olodumare is watching U# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 5:43pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
Mynd_44:Haahahahahahahhaaahaah...my ribs o...u don use laff tear me apart |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 5:44pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
sugar 001: Taiwe Taiwo turns 25 in UK while his twin turns 33 in Nigeria. *God is watching them.*falls down 4rm maggi cube*...lwtmb...gurl u wicked gan |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by EEVICTOREE(m): 5:58pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
Your Dad clears a farm & forwards the firewood to your Mum to cook & you say your parents are into Clearing & Forwarding........#GodisWatchingYouinHD |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by EEVICTOREE(m): 6:02pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
passionate88: For u to knw the secret for ur #GodisWatchingU |
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