U take babe 2 mr bigs oda anytin
4am an u take bbtle wata,u buy
gold 4 babe by aluminium 4 ur
mama, God see u ooh.

U go resturant eat half plate o food witout meat come out carry tooth pick like say u done eat plenty meat..u de fool urself

You buy ipod come dey update ipad tinz. Apple dey laugh you ha ha ha+

You met a gurl on d way and toasted her,then requested her num and she told u she doesnt hav a fone that u shuld buy her one.#Devil fire you# Shey i be ATM Machine?

u take ur husband do boyfriend later u say u are married 2 JESUS na God go save u

Before you got married you got to church regularly and after marriage you turn to once a month member
#God sees you#
you browse indecency yet you say are researching project topics
#God is watching you#
you are 16 and you are upgrading your age so you can get into dating sites
#God knows#
you tell you girl you are going to watch champions league matches on a Sunday
#guy God dey#
you tell someone I love you an phone and tell your GF that it was your mum calling
# God sees you#
You cheat on your GF and blame it on the devil
#the devil is laughing at you#
you go church go thief phone
#I pity you#
when every one dey church dey pray you dey look wetin dem were
#God sees you#
you go to mosque on Fridays to look at the backsides of the sisters when they are praying
#Allah sees you#
You are an alfa and you pour alcohol inside your kettle and call it water
#Allah knows#
you pour water inside wine bottle and show off with it
#who you dey deceive#
my mechanic we dey use my car show off to girls
#just scratch am make I see#
You are a tailor and YouTube out of people's cloths to sow for your kids
#God knows#

u dey NL, claiming to b a quiet babe of very gud personality, virgin, yet area boys don take ur kpekus shine tire..
NaGodgopunishu

bennyraz: You are a proud gay, lesbian, pediphile on NL # GODISWATCHING YOU

hehehehehe

Beta topic full inside, but any tin wey umari ayim talk must make front page..yes you know ursef #MUKINA2 is watching u from within dark shades#
You go dey claim one Nigeria by day but by night you go dey cast every "Igbo" and "aboki" entity..my guy u know ursef.#Odumchi dey watch u from a broken glass#

u dey NL, advicing people on business, yet u poor pass bricklayer..
Nayourselfudeydo

You dey claim born again but still collect kickbacks for contracts
#God sees you#
you are sponsoring Boko Haram
#hell awaits#
You steal public funds and come back to ask for re-election
#God dey#

u dey use ur 1k nack two okpo everynight 4 one rounds each, and u update, my money gets d bitches down everyday.. NaHIVgokillu

ur fada sent u 3k monthly 4 food alowance and yet u say Mr. Bigs tins 4 this week.. Na hunger go kill u

You no get laptop, but you dey carry laptop bag waka about. hp is watching you. Common family com you no get, yet dey update enjoying my ps3. Na Shao Kahn go carry hammer break your head;>

You are a young guy, and what you do is to buy ice cream and put it in ur penis and den ask a 4yr old teenage gurl to come lick d ice cream on ur penis#God will make ur dick not to rise again#

Willzkid: Beta topic full inside, but any tin wey umari ayim talk must make front page..yes you know ursef #MUKINA2 is watching u from within dark shades#
You go dey claim one Nigeria by day but by night you go dey cast every "Igbo" and "aboki" entity..my guy u know ursef.#Odumchi dey watch u from a broken glass#

lwkmd.

You no know road to airport, you dey update Virgin Atlantic First Class Rocks, Richard Brandson dey watch you. You dey sleep for mat, come dey update relaxing on ma just acquired water bed, na mammy water go fire you.

you are in church and you are pinging #godiswatchingyou#

ogbeche77: U never had shoes as a kid, yet uapprove N3m daily 4 urself as lunch money cos u are now in power #Godiswatchingu

OMG!

Those that went to copy other people's comments and come here to past #God Is Shaking His Head At You

you be devil agent they claim atheist,take decieve others for NL so them go follow you go hell.ur fire no get mate.

u say u take first class on a private jet, Godisseriouslywatchingyou

you they post gayish activities for NL dey think say police no fit cash you,
na ur house them they come now.

livapul86: At all posters telling us they became millionaires at 22,23 one pesin even talk 19? Na wao o! Una wan give man pikin HEART ATTACK. Pls show me the way o!

God is watching them

cogsej06:

Ahhaahahahhahahhahahahha falls frm my bed with laughing tears all over.......#Godiswatchingme. But U r really funny lol

You are walking down ur street with no tears, Yet u claim to be falling frm your bed with tears all over....#GodisWatchingU......lol

Ur father has pot belly,ur brothers all ve pot belly,And u r insistin ur boyfrnd must ve six packs...shaaaraaap....charity begins at ome.
#GodisWatchingYouIn3D#

@title: i told my bf that.
and he got mad....

Mynd_44: You dey claim born again but still collect kickbacks for contracts
#God sees you#
you are sponsoring Boko Haram
#hell awaits#
You steal public funds and come back to ask for re-election
#God dey#

You collect taxes aka offerings "in the name of Jesus/The Lord" #GodIs[b]LAUGHING[/b]@You!!

Your brother be okada mechanic in Aba south,your lie to peopple say you brother na mechanical engineer for South godiswatchingu.

Your papa na molue conductor you tell your new class mate say all the lorries we de write GOODS ONLY say na your papa get them godiswatchingu.

You know say Your girl friend don release gas, u come de hala to your own mama say na she mmesss.godiswatchingu womanwrapper.

Ur father settled a case btw two frnds, ur frnds asked u his profession, u said he's a reputable lawyer. #Godiswatchingyou

Ur father settled a case btw two frnds, ur frnds asked u his profession, u said he's a reputable lawyer. #Godiswatchingyou

Guy dey toast u,u dey form hard to get #na ur papa houz u go clock 70years#