you be ordinary cadet for ur public school, bt u come enta street dey pose wit army uniform.#i pity u#

dadicvila: you graduate 4rm uniport yhet u say u be havard graduate...God is watching you

na your own confession be dat abi?

parisienne: If u wear white blazer, white shoe n u con jerry curl ur hair, form american accent,dey pursue fine chicks in d name of evangelism #PastorChisIsWatchingU#

u be pastor, u dey brainwash ur people, dey use their head, dey kpansh d babes notoriously, dey collect their money in d name of ''seed-sowing & tithe offerings''...God is watching u in HD!

U DEY USE NOKIA 3310 SAY U DEY BROWSE NAIRALAND ON BB OGUN KIL U

234GT: You dey watch ogun state television come dey update cnn tinz. Amosun is watching you

Dis got me rolling on d floor
Guy no lie, Na wetin u dey do...lol

You use uefa,refrees,linesmen to win champions league and say Ur team is the best #Godiswatchingu

U collect 1st & 2nd semester school fees cos ur parents r illiterates. Hehehe>>> #GODIsWatchingU

You've watched Spartacus Season 1 to 3, yet u open ur stinking mouth and say 'I don't watch por.n movies' #GodisWatchingU

Everyday, u critisize the government in the dailies and u say u have no future political ambition. #Godiswatchingu

if u get k-legs dey decieve urself sey na kobow-leg, #god is watching u#

You have done more than five abortions and now you are praying for fruit of the womb
#your womb is laughing at you#
you don't build quality heath care services here yet you rush abroad for medical check-up
#your plane go crash#
you no pay NEPA bill you come dey tap wire
#PHCN is watching you#
you don't pay your tax yet you enjoy facilities in Lagos
#Fashola is watching#
you dey use person pikin do juju while your own dey chill for Germany
#Hell fire awaits you#

You dey watch chelsea barca on top ait for your neighbour room, come dey update heineken champions planet tinz, platini is watching you!

You sleep with married men for money and you update your BBM or Facebook status 'God has no choice than to bless me and am swimming in the miracle of God' #GodisWatchingU

You go India come back say na Inidana for America u go #Godiswatchingyou

pls u guys wont kill me with laugh. I dont even know else to say. I so much love dis thread.

Jojo Armani: pls u guys wont kill me with laugh. I dont even know else to say. I so much love dis thread.

Ur parents name u Jokotola Aremu, u come nairaland say u be Jojo Armani... Who u dey deceive? #Godiswatchingu

sunnshyn: You spent 500k on ur birthday, ur r unemployed and ur bf earns 40k monthly...#GodisWatchingYou.

You sit at ur backyard taking cool breeze because there's no electricity and u update:"Ocean View tins on Point" as ur status message on bbm....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou

Ur sitting on a bus going to Oshodi and u update: I'm driving, no pings pls...#GodisWatchingYou.

You enter GT Bank to Poo and u update ur dm: Talking with my Accounts officer....#haaa GodisReallyWatchingYou

Your 18, dating a woman of 55 and u update ur pm: "its cold I'm missing my baby", Is dat ur baby or ur grandmother? #GodisWatchingYou.

omo, u don kill me here pieces oo.
Thumbs up!

ekeroyal: Suto's a very good boy, no doubt.




It's a nice thread buddy. That even know where to start and what to start with.


ok, You're drinking pepsi and you sms your gf, "hey babe am having champagne with my friends, wish you were around"

You're swimming in a river and you say "@Sheraton Hilton swimming with and having fun with friends."

You're an usher in a church and the reason you love your job is 'cause you'd carry those sweet gals up all alone when they fall.

Now God just won't watch he'll curse you.

lol! See how u dey flow? It's like u've done this before?

Mrs. Siena:
You sleep with married men for money and you update your BBM or Facebook status 'God has no choice than to bless me and am swimming in the miracle of God' #GodisWatchingU

someone is vexing here o? No worry madam. Na all those young girls abi? #GODISWATCHIN THEM

U quarreled wit ur spouse and u now update ur status with '' ur spouse is d best thing dt happened to u'', #GodIsWatchingU#.

Mynd_44: You have done more than five abortions and now you are praying for fruit of the womb
#your womb is laughing at you#
you don't build quality heath care services here yet you rush abroad for medical check-up
#your plane go crash#
you no pay NEPA bill you come dey tap wire
#PHCN is watching you#
you don't pay your tax yet you enjoy facilities in Lagos
#Fashola is watching#
you dey use person pikin do juju while your own dey chill for Germany
#Hell fire awaits you#

lwkmd... U've succeeded in ripping my belly open.

U dey in ur papa's hut for villa and heard a passerby scream ''goooaaaalll drogba'' and u update on facebuk ''wot a cracker from drogba..so glad i am in stamford bridge ryt now''..#godisnotonlywatchingubutwillsoonpunishu#

U drink maltina tell ur friends u drink legend. God is watching u. U dey drink smirnoff talk say u dont take alcohol. God is watching u . U be virgin dey claim say u be runz gal. God is watching u o

God is really watching us o,all of us

sweetcocoa: You dey iya basira buka dey chop,come dey tell your babe say"honey I'm in tantalizers,please give me 5 minutes".
#jahisviewingthatcall#

na wa to u ooo. It's like u've done dis b4? Lmao

To u girls dat re changing their birthday anytime dey meet a new guy. #Godiswatchingu#

‎​​U bought half a plot of land in mowe through instalmental payment and ur fb update is "real estate business is big business" #GodIsWatchingU#

swiftycool: You are a fuel attendant at a filling station yet you tell that babe u r an oil worker. . . . .hmmm God is watching u

You r a parking attendant in a hotel and snap in front of a ferrari uploaded on ur FB saying "my new baby"
. . . . God is watching u

U R a clerk in d office yet u print ur own business card for chicks and friends claiming to be d Admin officer, God is watching u

falling off chair. It's like u've done dis b4?

U are a woman and always walk pantlessly along road thinkin no one is seeing u . Dats ur bizness one day u skirt go tear fo nyash.

U are a woman and always walk pantlessly along de road thinkin no one is seeing u . Dats ur bizness one day u skirt go tear fo nyash.

ogbeche77:
Ur parents name u Jokotola Aremu, u come nairaland say
u be Jojo Armani... Who u dey deceive? #Godiswatchingu

Haahahahahahhahaha u wont kill me wit laughter. I ve been enjoying ur comment in dis thread even dis one about me. More more.
God is watching u as u re making me to laugh.