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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Acidosis(m): 8:52pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
you be ordinary cadet for ur public school, bt u come enta street dey pose wit army uniform.#i pity u# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by AngelEbi(f): 9:04pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
dadicvila: you graduate 4rm uniport yhet u say u be havard graduate...God is watching youna your own confession be dat abi? |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 9:11pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
parisienne: If u wear white blazer, white shoe n u con jerry curl ur hair, form american accent,dey pursue fine chicks in d name of evangelism #PastorChisIsWatchingU# u be pastor, u dey brainwash ur people, dey use their head, dey kpansh d babes notoriously, dey collect their money in d name of ''seed-sowing & tithe offerings''...God is watching u in HD! |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by hrhobi1(m): 9:17pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
U DEY USE NOKIA 3310 SAY U DEY BROWSE NAIRALAND ON BB OGUN KIL U |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 9:26pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
234GT: You dey watch ogun state television come dey update cnn tinz. Amosun is watching youDis got me rolling on d floor Guy no lie, Na wetin u dey do...lol 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 9:30pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
You use uefa,refrees,linesmen to win champions league and say Ur team is the best #Godiswatchingu |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 9:33pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
U collect 1st & 2nd semester school fees cos ur parents r illiterates. Hehehe>>> #GODIsWatchingU |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 9:36pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
You've watched Spartacus Season 1 to 3, yet u open ur stinking mouth and say 'I don't watch por.n movies' #GodisWatchingU |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 9:38pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
Everyday, u critisize the government in the dailies and u say u have no future political ambition. #Godiswatchingu |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sylve11: 10:16pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
if u get k-legs dey decieve urself sey na kobow-leg, #god is watching u# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd44: 10:16pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
You have done more than five abortions and now you are praying for fruit of the womb #your womb is laughing at you# you don't build quality heath care services here yet you rush abroad for medical check-up #your plane go crash# you no pay NEPA bill you come dey tap wire #PHCN is watching you# you don't pay your tax yet you enjoy facilities in Lagos #Fashola is watching# you dey use person pikin do juju while your own dey chill for Germany #Hell fire awaits you# 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by 234GT(m): 10:31pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
You dey watch chelsea barca on top ait for your neighbour room, come dey update heineken champions planet tinz, platini is watching you! 2 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by MrsSiena1(f): 10:44pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
You sleep with married men for money and you update your BBM or Facebook status 'God has no choice than to bless me and am swimming in the miracle of God' #GodisWatchingU |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by olaadegoke(m): 10:48pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
You go India come back say na Inidana for America u go #Godiswatchingyou |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by JojoArmani(m): 10:51pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
pls u guys wont kill me with laugh. I dont even know else to say. I so much love dis thread. |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 10:56pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: pls u guys wont kill me with laugh. I dont even know else to say. I so much love dis thread.Ur parents name u Jokotola Aremu, u come nairaland say u be Jojo Armani... Who u dey deceive? #Godiswatchingu 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 11:05pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
You are 30 and an illegal immigrant in the UK. When immigration officers catch you and ask when you were born, you say 1993 #JehovahNissi-iswatchinuin3D |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by avicky(f): 11:34pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
sunnshyn: You spent 500k on ur birthday, ur r unemployed and ur bf earns 40k monthly...#GodisWatchingYou.omo, u don kill me here pieces oo. Thumbs up! |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by avicky(f): 11:37pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
ekeroyal: Suto's a very good boy, no doubt.lol! See how u dey flow? It's like u've done this before? |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 11:41pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
Mrs. Siena:someone is vexing here o? No worry madam. Na all those young girls abi? #GODISWATCHIN THEM |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by avicky(f): 11:42pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
U quarreled wit ur spouse and u now update ur status with '' ur spouse is d best thing dt happened to u'', #GodIsWatchingU#. |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by avicky(f): 11:46pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
Mynd_44: You have done more than five abortions and now you are praying for fruit of the womb lwkmd... U've succeeded in ripping my belly open. |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 11:51pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
U dey in ur papa's hut for villa and heard a passerby scream ''goooaaaalll drogba'' and u update on facebuk ''wot a cracker from drogba..so glad i am in stamford bridge ryt now''..#godisnotonlywatchingubutwillsoonpunishu# 3 Likes |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by gogomotet: 11:53pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
U drink maltina tell ur friends u drink legend. God is watching u. U dey drink smirnoff talk say u dont take alcohol. God is watching u . U be virgin dey claim say u be runz gal. God is watching u o |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by sallybonne(f): 11:55pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
God is really watching us o,all of us |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by avicky(f): 11:58pm On Apr 22, 2012 |
sweetcocoa: You dey iya basira buka dey chop,come dey tell your babe say"honey I'm in tantalizers,please give me 5 minutes".na wa to u ooo. It's like u've done dis b4? Lmao |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by JojoArmani(m): 12:11am On Apr 23, 2012 |
To u girls dat re changing their birthday anytime dey meet a new guy. #Godiswatchingu# 1 Like |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by oyinsola(f): 12:12am On Apr 23, 2012 |
U bought half a plot of land in mowe through instalmental payment and ur fb update is "real estate business is big business" #GodIsWatchingU# |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by avicky(f): 12:12am On Apr 23, 2012 |
swiftycool: You are a fuel attendant at a filling station yet you tell that babe u r an oil worker. . . . .hmmm God is watching ufalling off chair. It's like u've done dis b4? |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by isiegbe(m): 12:15am On Apr 23, 2012 |
U are a woman and always walk pantlessly along road thinkin no one is seeing u . Dats ur bizness one day u skirt go tear fo nyash. |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by isiegbe(m): 12:16am On Apr 23, 2012 |
U are a woman and always walk pantlessly along de road thinkin no one is seeing u . Dats ur bizness one day u skirt go tear fo nyash. |
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by JojoArmani(m): 12:17am On Apr 23, 2012 |
ogbeche77:Haahahahahahhahaha u wont kill me wit laughter. I ve been enjoying ur comment in dis thread even dis one about me. More more. God is watching u as u re making me to laugh. |
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