You are a scammer looking for who to defraud on NL #BABAGODDEYWATCH YOU

You bribe your lecturers for good grades
#God is watch you#
you are 5'1 and you wear 4 inch soles
#You leg go soon break#
you be policeman wey dey collect Twenty naira for road
# hope a truck runs you over#
you collect money to build a road and you did not even clear the road
#God sees you#
my mechanic is buying fake parts into my car
#he would not buy one#
you tell your wife you are broke and you keep giving your GFs money
#hope she leaves you#

you didn't go to church or you are viewing Nairaland from church #GodisWatchingYou

This thread is so on point. I don die for laugh.

U r drinking garri and groundnut and u update on ur status 'chilling in the Chinese restaurant #Godiswatchingyou#

xwolverine: you didn't go to church or you are viewing Nairaland from church #GodisWatchingYou

eg. Xwolverine

xwolverine: you didn't go to church or you are viewing Nairaland from church #GodisWatchingYou

#GodIsWatchingYou#

You are a fuel attendant at a filling station yet you tell that babe u r an oil worker. . . . .hmmm God is watching u

You r a parking attendant in a hotel and snap in front of a ferrari uploaded on ur FB saying "my new baby"
. . . . God is watching u

U R a clerk in d office yet u print ur own business card for chicks and friends claiming to be d Admin officer, God is watching u

Mynd_44: The only reason you go to church is to check out the girls
#God is watching#
your mother sells ogi at the corner and you keep stealing her money
#na sango go kill you#
you trick a young girl into trusting you only to violate her
#I hope you catch HIV#
you set your friends up with robbers
#Karma is around the corner#
you discharge and acquit people who embezzle public funds
#God dey#

AngelEbi: This thread is so on point. I don die for laugh.

you are frowning yet you say you are laughing #GOD IS WATCHIN U

You use your friends BB to upload pictures on FB just so everyone would think you have one
#God is laughing at you#
you use a BB curve and you tell every one you use a porsche
#SMH at you#
you have not loaded more than 100 naira on your cell before and you wan buy BB
#no worry#
Your BF sponsored you through University and you come out saying you cant marry an illiterate
#Na dog go chop your mouth#
Aristotle came looking for you and you tell your BF that he is your Uncle
#God is watching young in HD#

You are a herbal doctor/local doctor yet you tell everybody that you are a medical doctor #GOD IS WATCHING YOU

You steal your old landlady's chickens to eat
#Ogun is watching#
you scored 120 in jamb and you said your scored 270
#God is laughing at you#
you keep throwing thing out the window while driving
#KAI is watching#
you take the BRT lane just because there is a little traffic
#LASTMA is watching#
you travelled to your village and you say you went vacationing in France
#hope your plane crashes#

You are a woman and you don't wear bra & pant #GOD IS WATCHIN U

ogbeche77: fresh dude u no get my mail? Pm u last sunday,seeking ur adv on dat issue

Sorry man, aint checked my mail in weeks. Imma roll over now I'll holla.

All of you viewing this thread from inside the church...SMH.

#God see the work of your fingers#

Viewing this topic: rebecca167(m), Purist(m)
, SmartCount(m), speeder, fresh_dude(m),
Mynd_44(m), kelao, kolnel, Dantemoore,
deeplow, lillies, bennyraz(m), zikaengee(f),
ezeomoba, zulk12(f), Mr Everest(m),
Iykecollins(m), kwende(m), 9jadelta,
nefertitiram, playboy19(m), Gogetta,
Imanuelle, Stallion84(m), tuco02, Ayomax(m),
yusuf01(m), diggler(m), bayooooooo, Teefire
(m), SIR BANYE(m), Mavrick2012, jephiano,
4reigningqueen(m) and 22 guest(s)
You are viewing this thread so that you can steal the stuffs you see here
#God will catch you#

You are an usher in your church and you steal the tithes and offerings of other members ''you are a thief'' #GOD IS SHAKING HIS HEAD AND WATCHING YOU

@all. . .God is Watching You

You did not go to church yet you tell your neighbours you attended the first service
#God sees you#

You are Abraham and lie to king Abimelek that your wife, Sarah is your sister [url=http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2020&version=NIV]Genesis 20[/url]
#God is watching#

You are Jacob(Israel) and you lie(pretend) to your father that you are Esau in order to receive blessings.Genesis 27
#God is watching#

You photoshop your picture before you upload it
#you are still ugly#
Ibadan girl with a British accent
#God no sleep#
you are eyeing your friends BF
#you'll soon go blind#
you laugh at your friends being them
#God sees you#

You are a man single man yet you are sleeping with another man's wife. #GOD IS WATCHIN YOU

L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L

ctrl + C, ctrl + V

Your car, clothes, weave, sock, toothpaste were purchased by men but you twitter name is MsIndependent #GodisWatchingYou


because u don't wanna embarrass ur pastor, u pitifully decide to fall under d anointing #Godiswatchingyou


You are a girl with 'gervinhonic' head and you do fringe just to hide it #Godiswatchingyou



U neva pass jamb but you bbm status na "Lecture tinz" #Godiswatchingyou



U dey use bb curve 2 and you're forming "oh my service ba 3G ba 3G" #GodIsWatchingYou



U no get shishi for account & ya listening to 'dami duro' instead of 'mercies of the lord' #GodIsWatchingYou


U no sabi speak gud english yet u dey laff patience jonathan n victor ikpeba #GodIsWatchingYou


If ur in λ mans bed nd tweeting service is great! #Godiswatchingyou in 3D


Ur charcoal iron stain ur shirt for back, ur friend show u, u reply I HAVE TO CHANGE MY DRYCLEANER #GodisWatchingYou

Ur etisalat free 15 megabyte got exhausted ,yet u update"ma bis is abt to expire"#Godiswatchingyou

You are a young man and you keep buying biscuits,sweets,candy,chocolate for young small girls in your environment all because you want to disvirgin them #MAY GOD PUNISH YOU

You are a moderator and you ban me for no reason
#God sees you#
nonsense threads make the front page while sensible ones are left being
#God is watching#
Seun you are always changing the theme even when we are against it
#God dey#
Moderator delete my post unnecessarily
#God is watching you#

ogbeche77: fresh dude u no get my mail? Pm u last sunday,seeking ur adv on dat issue

Just sent you a pm.

All those who jumped on this thread without understanding the whole idea behind it. . . #OkijaisWarningYou

You spend 500k in a club, popping with swag and then give your mother 5k every month to feed. #Amadioha is watching you in a broken mirror....

You are dating that babe just so you can have intimacy yet you tell her you love her
#God sees you#
you no fit sing yet you say you are in the choir
#God is laughing at you#
Drogba keeps diving
#God sees you#
you keep looking for free browsing cheats instead of subscribing
#may your business run down#
you buy goods from a child in the market and you cheat her
#for your mind abi#
everything you see on this thread affects you
#change fast#

You father is a labourer at a sea port and you tell people "my Dad is a Customs officer" #ContainerWillSoonKillThePoorMan

You're studying computer appreciation and you updated you status to "Programming is damn sweet"#YouWillSoonBeCalledForInterviewByMTN Be ready

You went for Window shopping, tried a few clothes and snapped with them. You create an album titled 'Flexing tinz'#GodIsLaughing