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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 10:12am On Apr 22, 2012
You are a scammer looking for who to defraud on NL #BABAGODDEYWATCH YOU
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd_44: 10:13am On Apr 22, 2012
You bribe your lecturers for good grades
#God is watch you#
you are 5'1 and you wear 4 inch soles
#You leg go soon break#
you be policeman wey dey collect Twenty naira for road
# hope a truck runs you over#
you collect money to build a road and you did not even clear the road
#God sees you#
my mechanic is buying fake parts into my car
#he would not buy one#
you tell your wife you are broke and you keep giving your GFs money
#hope she leaves you#

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by xwolverine(m): 10:14am On Apr 22, 2012
you didn't go to church or you are viewing Nairaland from church #GodisWatchingYou
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by AngelEbi(f): 10:15am On Apr 22, 2012
This thread is so on point. I don die for laugh.
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by shadrach77: 10:15am On Apr 22, 2012
U r drinking garri and groundnut and u update on ur status 'chilling in the Chinese restaurant #Godiswatchingyou# grin grin wink
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 10:16am On Apr 22, 2012
xwolverine: you didn't go to church or you are viewing Nairaland from church #GodisWatchingYou
eg. Xwolverine
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by bunmioguns(m): 10:19am On Apr 22, 2012
xwolverine: you didn't go to church or you are viewing Nairaland from church #GodisWatchingYou


#GodIsWatchingYou#
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by swiftycool(m): 10:20am On Apr 22, 2012
You are a fuel attendant at a filling station yet you tell that babe u r an oil worker. . . . .hmmm God is watching u

You r a parking attendant in a hotel and snap in front of a ferrari uploaded on ur FB saying "my new baby"
. . . . God is watching u

U R a clerk in d office yet u print ur own business card for chicks and friends claiming to be d Admin officer, God is watching u

cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by bayooooooo: 10:20am On Apr 22, 2012
Mynd_44: The only reason you go to church is to check out the girls
#God is watching#
your mother sells ogi at the corner and you keep stealing her money
#na sango go kill you#
you trick a young girl into trusting you only to violate her
#I hope you catch HIV#
you set your friends up with robbers
#Karma is around the corner#
you discharge and acquit people who embezzle public funds
#God dey#
grin grin
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 10:21am On Apr 22, 2012
AngelEbi: This thread is so on point. I don die for laugh.
you are frowning yet you say you are laughing #GOD IS WATCHIN U
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd_44: 10:23am On Apr 22, 2012
You use your friends BB to upload pictures on FB just so everyone would think you have one
#God is laughing at you#
you use a BB curve and you tell every one you use a porsche
#SMH at you#
you have not loaded more than 100 naira on your cell before and you wan buy BB
#no worry#
Your BF sponsored you through University and you come out saying you cant marry an illiterate
#Na dog go chop your mouth#
Aristotle came looking for you and you tell your BF that he is your Uncle
#God is watching young in HD#

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 10:25am On Apr 22, 2012
You are a herbal doctor/local doctor yet you tell everybody that you are a medical doctor #GOD IS WATCHING YOU
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd_44: 10:28am On Apr 22, 2012
You steal your old landlady's chickens to eat
#Ogun is watching#
you scored 120 in jamb and you said your scored 270
#God is laughing at you#
you keep throwing thing out the window while driving
#KAI is watching#
you take the BRT lane just because there is a little traffic
#LASTMA is watching#
you travelled to your village and you say you went vacationing in France
#hope your plane crashes#

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 10:29am On Apr 22, 2012
You are a woman and you don't wear bra & pant #GOD IS WATCHIN U

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by fresh_dude(m): 10:29am On Apr 22, 2012
ogbeche77: fresh dude u no get my mail? Pm u last sunday,seeking ur adv on dat issue
Sorry man, aint checked my mail in weeks. Imma roll over now I'll holla.
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ilugunboy(m): 10:31am On Apr 22, 2012
All of you viewing this thread from inside the church...SMH.

#God see the work of your fingers#
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd_44: 10:31am On Apr 22, 2012
Viewing this topic: rebecca167(m), Purist(m)
, SmartCount(m), speeder, fresh_dude(m),
Mynd_44(m), kelao, kolnel, Dantemoore,
deeplow, lillies, bennyraz(m), zikaengee(f),
ezeomoba, zulk12(f), Mr Everest(m),
Iykecollins(m), kwende(m), 9jadelta,
nefertitiram, playboy19(m), Gogetta,
Imanuelle, Stallion84(m), tuco02, Ayomax(m),
yusuf01(m), diggler(m), bayooooooo, Teefire
(m), SIR BANYE(m), Mavrick2012, jephiano,
4reigningqueen(m) and 22 guest(s)
You are viewing this thread so that you can steal the stuffs you see here
#God will catch you#
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 10:33am On Apr 22, 2012
You are an usher in your church and you steal the tithes and offerings of other members ''you are a thief'' #GOD IS SHAKING HIS HEAD AND WATCHING YOU
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by bunmioguns(m): 10:33am On Apr 22, 2012
@all. . .God is Watching You
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd_44: 10:33am On Apr 22, 2012
You did not go to church yet you tell your neighbours you attended the first service
#God sees you#
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by anonimi: 10:36am On Apr 22, 2012
You are Abraham and lie to king Abimelek that your wife, Sarah is your sister Genesis 20
#God is watching#

You are Jacob(Israel) and you lie(pretend) to your father that you are Esau in order to receive blessings.Genesis 27
#God is watching#

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd_44: 10:37am On Apr 22, 2012
You photoshop your picture before you upload it
#you are still ugly#
Ibadan girl with a British accent
#God no sleep#
you are eyeing your friends BF
#you'll soon go blind#
you laugh at your friends being them
#God sees you#
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 10:38am On Apr 22, 2012
You are a man single man yet you are sleeping with another man's wife. #GOD IS WATCHIN YOU
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by blink182(m): 10:38am On Apr 22, 2012
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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by morgist(m): 10:39am On Apr 22, 2012
ctrl + C, ctrl + V

Your car, clothes, weave, sock, toothpaste were purchased by men but you twitter name is MsIndependent #GodisWatchingYou


because u don't wanna embarrass ur pastor, u pitifully decide to fall under d anointing #Godiswatchingyou


You are a girl with 'gervinhonic' head and you do fringe just to hide it #Godiswatchingyou



U neva pass jamb but you bbm status na "Lecture tinz" #Godiswatchingyou



U dey use bb curve 2 and you're forming "oh my service ba 3G ba 3G" #GodIsWatchingYou



U no get shishi for account & ya listening to 'dami duro' instead of 'mercies of the lord' #GodIsWatchingYou


U no sabi speak gud english yet u dey laff patience jonathan n victor ikpeba #GodIsWatchingYou


If ur in λ mans bed nd tweeting service is great! #Godiswatchingyou in 3D


Ur charcoal iron stain ur shirt for back, ur friend show u, u reply I HAVE TO CHANGE MY DRYCLEANER #GodisWatchingYou

Ur etisalat free 15 megabyte got exhausted ,yet u update"ma bis is abt to expire"#Godiswatchingyou

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Nobody: 10:40am On Apr 22, 2012
You are a young man and you keep buying biscuits,sweets,candy,chocolate for young small girls in your environment all because you want to disvirgin them #MAY GOD PUNISH YOU
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd_44: 10:40am On Apr 22, 2012
You are a moderator and you ban me for no reason
#God sees you#
nonsense threads make the front page while sensible ones are left being
#God is watching#
Seun you are always changing the theme even when we are against it
#God dey#
Moderator delete my post unnecessarily
#God is watching you#

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by fresh_dude(m): 10:42am On Apr 22, 2012
ogbeche77: fresh dude u no get my mail? Pm u last sunday,seeking ur adv on dat issue
Just sent you a pm.
Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Okija_juju(m): 10:48am On Apr 22, 2012
All those who jumped on this thread without understanding the whole idea behind it. . . #OkijaisWarningYou grin

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ezeomoba: 10:48am On Apr 22, 2012
You spend 500k in a club, popping with swag and then give your mother 5k every month to feed. #Amadioha is watching you in a broken mirror....

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by Mynd_44: 10:48am On Apr 22, 2012
You are dating that babe just so you can have intimacy yet you tell her you love her
#God sees you#
you no fit sing yet you say you are in the choir
#God is laughing at you#
Drogba keeps diving
#God sees you#
you keep looking for free browsing cheats instead of subscribing
#may your business run down#
you buy goods from a child in the market and you cheat her
#for your mind abi#
everything you see on this thread affects you
#change fast#

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Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ekeroyal(m): 10:48am On Apr 22, 2012
You father is a labourer at a sea port and you tell people "my Dad is a Customs officer" #ContainerWillSoonKillThePoorMan cry

You're studying computer appreciation and you updated you status to "Programming is damn sweet"#YouWillSoonBeCalledForInterviewByMTN Be readylipsrsealed

You went for Window shopping, tried a few clothes and snapped with them. You create an album titled 'Flexing tinz'#GodIsLaughing

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