You go U.K embassy 4d 5th time in search of VISA. Nigeria and England dey play ball you come d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ support Endland. Nija is waitin 4u

WebSurfer: ur fada sent u 3k monthly 4 food alowance and yet u say Mr. Bigs tins 4 this week.. Na hunger go kill u

Now, this is crazy.

You no get work, you dey beg to chop; somebody find secretary work for you & u say "No, I don't like saying yes sir to anyone". Godiswatchingu

234GT: Common family com you no get, yet dey update enjoying my ps3. Na Shao Kahn go carry hammer break your head;>

Lwkmd....You're jst a clown

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I read your confessions am in tears
Thank you all for repenting and confessing your sins, the bible says
But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness.

The lord has forgiven you make a vow to him that u will not go back to your sins again. shalom and no more lies[/size]

Please more confessions

Your brazillian hair, blackberry, and clothes all bought by different men and your bb status says "Miss Independent " #Godiswatchingyou#

U win barca and madrid for 1st leg of CL semifinals, u update ur status sayin:'We are in the finals!' #god of football is watching u on HD.
U be cleaner but for 2go and FB u be Engineer at Total. #Dgodsarelaughin@you!
U say u studied law @ Uniport or Medicine @ RSUST
#Okijashrineislookingintoyourmatter

U lanlord wey de dunga ur tenant wife, Godiswatching u n d devil is waiting 4 u too. U politician wey de thief money, God is what? U lecturer wey no let dat ur female student pass because she no svc u, God is ..... U pastor wey de eye ur choir misress, God is....u kidnaper n armed rober wey de reap where u no sow both God n devil are watching u. U witches n wizards wey de commit havoc in d spiritual, God is watching u o!

After eating first round u go to take another and u know you are nt supposed to take another meat but u put the meat under the food so nobody sees it #be very careful

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I read your confessions am in tears
Thank you all for repenting and confessing your sins, the bible says
But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness.

The lord has forgiven you make a vow to him that u will not go back to your sins again. shalom and no more lies[/size]

Please more confessions

MR saint tithe! Confess urs na? U carry ur own POS machine go to church nd collect ur special offering,efcc will catch u.

redcliff: After eating first round u go to take another and u know you are nt supposed to take another meat but u put the meat under the food so nobody sees it #be very careful

Hahahahah ... Some one is confessing ooooo

You are on a public bus to abuja. U update ur bbm status saying ARIK FLIGHT TO ABUJA IS DELAYED...God is watching you in HD TV

just because u dont wanna chat with me....all your replies to my 4-line msg are.....LOL...even wen u aint smiling...#God-dey

just because u dont wanna chat with me....all your replies to my 4-line msg were.....LOL...even wen u aint smiling...#God-dey

Taye taiwo is 26 while his bro,kehinde is 39 #GodIsWatchingYou in 3D

All ur uploaded pictures are taken in different hotel bedrooms when everyone know ur family stays in one room and palour, hmmm what did u go to do there?. . . Girl God is watching u

U store ur supposedly actual girlfriend's name as Kabiru plumber or ur guy's number as customer care on your fone. God knows ur home address!

lol.u bought a ring for urself,n u went to ur facebook wall to write engagement thing.God is watching u.

U r in Nigeria,n u r putting on winter jacket.God is watching u.
U hv not even travel out of Naija before n u updated snow thing God watching u.

If u have big joystick and u don't know how to use it, #godsiwatching u#.

tydd: Taye taiwo is 26 while his bro,kehinde is 39 #GodIsWatchingYou in 3D

You dey drink kunnu but you dey update ice cream tinz you dey waka on legedes benz but you dey upload clk benz tinz, God dey watch you!

If you are the referee that gives penalties when there is none
#God has a full DSTV subscription ooo#

You dis-virgin and impregnated a girl & when they ask you how come? You say you are not the one #GOD WILL PUNISH YOU.

You have a child outside wedlock and you are keeping it as secret from your spouse. #GOD IS WATCHIN YOU

As a lady, you wear wigs, yet your fbk,twitter,bbm,2go update says ''in the saloon plaiting my hair'' #you dey deceive urself.


You are single and yet you claim you are married,engaged just to earn respect on NL. #na you sabi o.

You borrowed your friends clothes,ear rings, handbag, shoe jewelries, and even pant to wear to a party. When they ask you, you say ''my father sent them from yankee to me'' #GOD IS WATCHIN U

Dem sack you from work, you tell your neighbour say you dey 2 months leave #youdeyfoolyourself#

Now dis is getting interesting

U dey do part time course for poly, u com put university of ibadan for ur facebook profile, " Godiswatchingu"

u r 36 jst becos u be slim fit,u dey claim 26.God have seen u!
ur bf repairs generator i pass my neigbour precisely,u claim his an Engineer,God is watching u
u spent two weeks with an aristo,when ur bf call, u say u r with ur uncle God is watching u.
u r a married man bt still play away match,God go soon catch u!!

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You are a governor but don't want them to be calling you excellency and you have a car that worth #40m #Godiswatchingyou

U are correcting God abi? Using razor blade to shave off eyebrows God gave U & now use eye pencils to line it ba? #GodIsWatchingU

You are a local govt DPM and earn less than 50k as salary and you have more than 5big houses and hostels your daughter is a student in CU. #Godiswatchingyou

NA WA OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! see confessions!!!

make una repent o!

YOU HAVE TWO BLACKBERRY PHONE,1 I-PHONE AND 1 I-PAD AND AT LEAST YOU USE UP TO 3K ON EACH PER MONTH AND UR MOTHER IS SELLING GROUNDNUT AND PURE WATER ON UR STREET GOD IS WATCHING U WANT TO SEE IF U WILL ADJUST.