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| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Asemo11(m): 2:28pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
yakubu,amodu, ibori,lagerbak,goldie, rev king. |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
i have been hoping that someone will mention this two names since, but no one did. Now i cant hold it any longer¤shouts¤: kALU and ROMANUS!!!!!! |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by princechrming(m): 2:58pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
Names like Polycap, Monday, Friday, Sunday, Johnbull, Jonah, Mary |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by fesse(f): 3:36pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
Sanguine77: Ekeatte @bold  ;DLWKMD |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by fesse(f): 3:40pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
micoco: i have been hoping that someone will mention this two names since, but no one did. Now i cant hold it any longer¤shouts¤: kALU and ROMANUS!!!!!! R......Romanus O......Omanus M......Manus A......Anus N......Nus U......Us S......S What a name! |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by nagoma(m): 4:10pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
Calistus Ignatius Nonso Virginia |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by 080ictcom(f): 4:17pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
emeka and tochukwu |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nobody: 4:29pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
twilliamx:_ What the french is "slave mentality"? My mind is emancipated, that's how I discovered that Nigeria, and anything to do with it is cancerous. And who the french answers to Long John? Or Boniface? That's like the mesozoic of names |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nobody: 4:47pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
fesse:haha, fear catch me o. Each time i hear that name, i just burst into laughter!(maybe i should conciously try to get angry instead) hehe |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by daviesmania(m): 6:53pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
yuzedo: Polycarp!thnk God u said ur pikin becos ma child (children) name(s) must be beautiful English names. I ain't got time 4 etim, effion mkpa, etc. |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Cutepie1(f): 7:10pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
Some names actually sounds funny 2 me.let me start wit sule,luku,jeeni,muniru,sidikat,carol |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Lordave: 7:28pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
Mpiatu Ukpabi Kalu Abacha Buhari Abiola Odumuodu Agbai Polotus |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by olap001(m): 10:50pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by nikkyshyne(f): 10:59pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
Christ!!! All these names are furging hilarious!! Lmaoooo |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by ibrahimmalaikah: 11:42pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
four one nine - never name your child this.  |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by vanminister: 8:00am On Jun 09, 2012 |
MESSI(ARGENTINA) OLLE OLLE (CAMEROON) NJITAP (CAMEROON) TETTEH (GHANA) SONG ()CAMEROON) DEFOE (ENGLAND) BANDEET (ALGERIA) SHITTU(NIGERIA) RUDD (DUTCH) GOODWILLIE (SCOTTISH) BONGO (CONGOLESE) DRINKWATER (ENGLISH) DANGER (ZIMBABWE) ODEMWINGIE (NIGERIA) PELE (GHANA & BRAZIL) YARA OR YAYA (C'OTE DIVOIRE) |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by nifemi01(m): 8:05am On Jun 09, 2012 |
MOSHOOD, AKIN-whatever, BOSE, OKIKIOLA |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Phartymah14: 8:26am On Jun 09, 2012 |
Smilenw: This happened sometime back at the Dxb airport. Passengers had started boarding when a ground staff (non-nigerian) announced loudly "Mister...(She stopped and stared at the list with a genuine surprise) Mister sh*t you Ibrahim, please step aside". An embarrassed 'Shittu' immediately walked up to her and corrected his name |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Ogamgil(f): 10:51am On Jun 10, 2012 |
mamachi: u are nt really serious abt agnes are u? If only u know wat d name agnes means what does it mean? 4 me why i dont lik it is because people bearn agnes pass through hardship in lif |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jun 10, 2012 |
Really funny, d funniest of it all is how our teacher pronounced it @ skul den, deltan has d tougher names, check dese out: Onogiroro Mudiaga Akpololo Akpiroro Ovurakpa Jakpan Ovwie, etc Calabare toughest: Mbong Iniobong Effiong Affiong Itorobong Animbong, etc really funny |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Youngsage: 3:29pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
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| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nobody: 6:49pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
Bonnyface + all those names that tell about the conditions in which the child was born. |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Pakavy(m): 11:42pm On Jun 13, 2012 |
dani1luv: [size=13pt]MOSHOOD ABIOLAna university? |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Pakavy(m): 11:45pm On Jun 13, 2012 |
Bleble-swag:u don here those jos chinese names?longpet,zumbut,chintongkpak. |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by tiebe: 7:30pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
Smilenw: Sometime ago, while we were waiting for our Lagos bound flight, a non-nigerian ground staff announced loudly, "Mister..(She stopped n stared at the list with a genuinely surprised look on her face)..Mr. Shit you, please step forward" An embarrassed 'Shittu' immediately walked up to her n corrected her. now, this is honestly hilarious! as for me, all English names are a no no. cant b bothered with them. But the worst of them all are the inspirational ones like Success, Goodluck, Praise God, Miracle, Confidence. . . I mean, you coulda said all these in ur language na. and when i was in primary school, there was a guy who's name was/is ALLTHINGS! I mean, why  ? |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by macob(m): 7:28pm On Jun 25, 2012 |
mr_man: ESUPOFO, meaning the devil has failed. i know a man that gave his child this name. People call him baba esu i.e father of the DEVIL, and call the boy ESU wen they want to bully him. i guess the name is really affecting him because he has some devilish tendencies just last week he broke clinton's leg(my dog)I cannot stop laughing. i just remembered it now and googled it again now. ESUPOFO, lwkmd |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nobody: 7:38pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
Anything that is too old lol like Marsha, Morgan, Gregory, Jimmy, Richard; etc. I like the names Jordan/Jordie (girl) and Jayden (boy).  |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by lepasharon(f): 11:08pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
i so much love the name Ruby,im calling ma child that. |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Joel3(m): 12:19am On Jul 03, 2012 |
Gift, Osas, godwin, tracy, blessing, faith, godspower, infact any name that ve god in it or free gift. Hell no. |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by tpia5: 4:32pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
^ are some of you really this s.tupid or its just an act you put on for the web? if you hate names that have God in them then why the heck do you have Joel as a user id? |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Peterpan1(m): 10:02pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
Longinus,boniface, Donatus,Keziah,and d list goes on and on |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Iykemoney1(m): 9:37pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
John-bull .....bull is an animal |
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