You know my first rebellious act when I turned 18? Changing my stupid-arse, local name to something I actually like being called.

Qwundus.it has a lovely meaning but. . .

Monday,friday,sunday,might as well name d child public holiday, mtchew

beware of these names.don't ever think of giving your wards

ogogo
sanyeri
kamilu
suwe
adisa
balotelli
innocent
sina rambo #ole#
egbo
yao

Arabic or any fucking islamic names

donatus
scholastika
clementina
philomina
ekwutosi
magi
etc

Seems have got beautiful names, have not seen any yet...thanks to my parents

Ikulogun,yakubu ayeigbeni,oke etc

Opukeme,
Obumneke,
Ngozi(wont name a guy that),
Goodluck,

this is about the funniest thread on NL this year!!!
personally i do not like names like GOODNESS, SUCCESS, PROGRESS, DESTINY, PERPETUAL, RAPTURE, LAUGHTER, DELIGHT, SALVATION, REDEMPTION, GENESIS, ABUNDANT, WINNER, AMAZING GRACE, GOLD, LOVE, LOVINA, LOVETH, DESIRE, GODKNOWS, GODSPOWER, COKER, PEPPLE, MODESTUS, TITUS, SECONDUS, SIXTUS, PRIMUS, ROMANUS, GAIUS

then BATURE/BATURIYA, SAKAJIKI, MIJINYAWA, DANJUMA, YASHIM, and most SOUTHERN KADUNA NAMES!!!
and EKWUTOSIM, ONWUBIKO, IKEADIGHIM, NKEMAKONAM,
similarly BABATUNDE, IDOWU....
I COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON

#signingoutwithagrinonmyface...

Boko Haram

Alao Akala

Sheriff

Rasaqi

Sanusi

Lamido

I can name my child
Dimka
Bisala,
Babangida,
Obasanjo
Jonathan

mr_man: ESUPOFO, meaning the devil has failed. i know a man that gave his child this name. People call him baba esu i.e father of the DEVIL, and call the boy ESU wen they want to bully him. i guess the name is really affecting him because he has some devilish tendencies just last week he broke clinton's leg(my dog)

Can't stop laughing!!!

Liberty

Miracle

Favour

Joy

Grace

Happy

Hope( especially when d child turns out hopeless in life).

Obakpororo( wateva dt means).

Philomena

Perpetual

Kwambali,Nwanogwugwu,Fatima

oridota...dada.....aijotan...adejiwin

"anjuonu " meaning evil spirit in yoruba language, others like.....kudus, toib,aparanta, frekene etc

Akpos, esubiyi(meaning the devil gave birth to this one), a classmate from elementary school had that name. Osapolo, orobosa, atole(those edo names are so annoying), onome, Goodluck( I think that name is really dumb ),,,ebube, odinnaka, endless, in between, when I start having my kids...these are English names I would give dem...

Luther( I love this name), Jason, Brian, VIvian, .....

valicious1: Osuofia, kalistus, aremu(doesn't sound nice on the mouth).

Okwudili, mbonu, Bridget, alabi !

Bose or Abosede (Evry girl dat I've seen wit this name tends 2 be sexually promiscuous, most end up wit teenage pregnancies).
Monday,Tuesday,wed ........to Sunday.
Patience,Jonathan, Ebele,Goodluck,lucky, Junior,Ignatius,Pamilerin and ESUPOFO.lol.

Owobokiri - Person who looks for pusssy all over

Nwobodo = Looking for poosie to ffuck

Okosieme, Yobo, Okoronta, Okonkwo,

9-zeros:
ekwutos.

hahahaha me too

With all the free beautiful names on earth, some people still give their children names like; Pamilerin, olorunmola, Ojikutu, Ogochukwu, Alaba, Boniface, Idowu, Sunday, monday, Apeke, Joshua e.t.c

yuzedo: Polycarp!
Modestus!
Donatus!
Ukamaka.
Merit
Mercy.
Goodluck Jonathan!
ANY English name is a no-no for me! My pikin must answer better indigenous name.

Which name will u give ur child that 'll be better than Mercy?

I cannot name my kids
nwaribo
idafe
ogboforibo
alakija
nwanmuo
okpanku
ularii
usanii
agwu
arunsi
boko
islam
mohammed
illuminati
rockerfella
obama ( mark of the beast leader)
oporo
ajasin
dana
T. A. Orji
ibori

Chinom: ;Dquote author=9-zeros]ekwutos

Funny name. What does it mean anyway ?. Not many Igbo parents give their child the name these days.Infact none that i know.

I know someone that answers Ekwutos. The full meaning is Ekwutosinammadu or Ekwutosizinammadu. Ie quit speaking evil of others.

afam4eva:
I've never bashed ndi Abakaliki. Why should i when we are related.

sorry for the insult,i never intend to go this way.

@yorish,am a full igbo person.

kelmich: Opukeme,
Obumneke,
Ngozi(wont name a guy that),
Goodluck,

That's good. Pls never give ur male child the name Ngozi b'cos he must definitely behave like a woman. I knw so many of them.

AFORDIMPKA. meaning: the stomach is important.

I've had a very good laugh at posts here and decided to add these names:

Obumselu : Am I d cause of the quarell? ( So a quarell led to his birth? )

Obumneke : Am I the Creator (Don't blame me for his looks, I didn't make him)

Anene : Make Ϟ•̸ε dey look (The Parents: Na wah oh, make Ϟ•̸ε dey look Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ wetin e go come be)

Nkeonyelu: the one he gave him (hmmm, well that's the one he gave me not the one I wanted)

Ndidi: meaning Patience (this child will continue to have difficulties in life and will always have to be patient and sometimes her patience doesn't yield fruit.

Barthlomeo : My tribe (Igbo) will shorten it to Baati and that is so not funny

Cletus, Clarus (don't know d meaning but don't like their sounds)

Kosisochukwu: the way God wanted it (Parents: Hmmm, I don't really like the gender of this child but then what can I do? Na so God want am).

Most of these names are reminders of negative circumstances and will make the child feel unwanted kind off. Child thinks: I wasn't want they wanted, they're just MANAGING me.