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Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by Nobody: 1:03am On Jun 28, 2012
Mynd_44: Lol at those expecting the OP to change for the better

abeg free Born2Eff...he's special. grin
Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by Mynd44: 1:06am On Jun 28, 2012
He is special alright in a retarded kinda way

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Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by Nobody: 1:09am On Jun 28, 2012
Mynd_44: He is special alright in a retarded kinda way

abi oo grin
Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by Mynd44: 1:16am On Jun 28, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

abi oo grin
If I did not know better, I'd say you were Nigerian
Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by beylinko(m): 4:43am On Jun 28, 2012
born2fuck: their is no way I will born-again by myself because God is using me in a way he want to, we are toy in the eye of God and he uses us to catch fun and entertain himself, God may change born again to bad boy aand change bad boy to born again, he do anything that please him.. I think hell fire does not exist,as we come to this world so shall we return, we will not exist again just as we did not exist before existence! And to be honest if man will go to hell, dog,lion,fowl and fishes and even tree will go to hell too because we are no different from them but our intelligent compare us to God by himself
No offence! Listen 2 ursev,do u know hw u sound?
GOD Isn't a taskmaster,he gives every1 jst wat u work 4(grace exclusive).u cnt get more from him more dan u give him.
Moreova we are creature of choices,u may decide 2 make him ur ultimate or nt. But rememba,choice we make 2day wit our lifes is wat determines wat we r 2mrw.
@op. I am very sure wat u r 2day is as a result of choices n decisions u took wit ur lif in d past. However,it is ur choice 2 continue goin dis path or not.
Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by Mygoldie(f): 4:53am On Jun 28, 2012
born2fuck: " ant wey no dey hear words go follow deady body enter grave"I hope say I no go regret my entire life for future becos person wey okada man hit, wey stand up by himself and laugh say nothing do am and he hold hand, make una no follow im laughter, na inside im body he know say imself get injury and pain, Na so my case bi.

I bi pikin wey sabbi book before ex-girlfriend palava enter im life,love wa tin tin nearly kill me remain small but Baba God no gree,I bi holy holy before! becos of this babe wickedness,I turn devil by force

I bi date the babe for 3 yrs, 2004-2007,na suffering and smiling bi di 3 yrs relationship. na so so money I dey dropped to her like person wey dey do contributors with alajo but no returns ,
if money no dey,na wahala day. Small broke come happened and money no gree come easily, the babe wey love me turn to my enemy. She say," she no wan si mi for her life again if I not fit take care of her, the result of my father christmas for 3 yrs land in vain, I land inside room over night begin cried quietly make mama no hear. Later I begin drink shayo with help of friends,where I graduate to iya alaje side begin take sepe join my beer and I bi dey take ciggar coole body join too and begins do ashewo tins,na there I sabbi 406,dragonaire,ipodo come graduate to page,pekers,sandra bars,jollyfriend make I no talk all names of them finish,all because I wan force myself forget dis babe patata patata, even a time, my brain go begin sing jingo funmi!jingo funmi!!her name nearly turn me to mad man,I go try wan call her beg but I stayed strong and take shayo killed thinking because I don beg many many times tire already. Everytin between me and dis babe finally end january 2007 which make me vexfully collect school form as new challenge

Extrance exam waka come and go,time waka join,I passed enter school by force becos of say I lose babe make me remember school again.
september 2007,I found new babe in school,God must be wonderful here becos I don think say I no fit see babe again for life when ex girlfriend dey wave me goodbye,a new babe come happen in just short term,small time go and come again, I begin bring the new girl for my area do yanga because she yellow like pawpaw! When news break inside my ex girlfriend ear say I don hammer new babe, na so she begin send text begs me!she flashed till she forced me break my sim card buy another one! She even come my house do begging!I no gree hear her anymore because her fry pan to fire don turn grass to grace for my life

As sadness go!happiness follow, dis new babe no dey ask money at all,instead make account full again , Na baba ijebu palava enter my life again O in 2010,cigar wey I dey smoke because of ex girlfriend stop,ashewo no gree stop but reduce badly while drink limit.

My new girlfriend bi dey warned me now make I no dey play lotto again as she caught me with lotto paper but ever since I don chop #24,000 with just #100, Na wire I dey wire #1000,#2000 on top daily or 2 to 3 weekly if broke small, I wire so tay run my bank account finish again the second time. I even joined site for facebook group"Baba Ijebu pay me my dough"maybe that group member go helep me collect lost money back, I played their number, I no gree chop, later ashewo reduce patapata for my life and no even fit drinks bear again like before but my mind no commot for lotto until I land inside hot water on saturday national,when I wan finalise lotto ,I lost #8000 to national with annoyance say I must chop all my money back by force,not even a single leg commot from all their bankers, result don land..Na total lost, my girlfriend bi dey warn me but I no dey gree hear words,I go hide paper her.I go use style play lotto and put paper for inner pocket,the amount wey I don lost entirely inside the lotto past #200,000 and I never chop reach #30,000. I should have stopped this tins but greedyness to double my 2400 times bi day kill me, because dem say if I stake 1000 # for 2 sure, na #240,000 bi dat, even me self don chop #24,000 with just #100 but na only once, one day I go chop na im I dey always think not knowing I am killing myself . why bad things full my blood.. Na me go bleeped ashewo, na me go drink , na only me don smoke for my family, Now Baba ijebu don kill me again after ex girlfriend palava but dis my new babe since 2007 still dey till I dey type..I hope say I no go lose the babe for my mess up,which kind life I dey self. Na im I dey think while writing dis to people, I bi don share my story many times but annoyance of yesterday lotto final make me type this to people, abi da devil dey push me self,I know no.even if I regret typing dis tommorow,- will never stop saying truth about me.believe me or not but pray for me on sunday for church tommorow and if you read this after church,pray for my life O




Don't tell me you are this useless.
Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by born2boink(m): 6:56am On Jun 28, 2012
Mygoldie:




Don't tell me you are this useless.
are you useful and how?
Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by toby2(m): 8:21am On Jun 28, 2012
born2fuck: their is no way I will born-again by myself because God is using me in a way he want to, we are toy in the eye of God and he uses us to catch fun and entertain himself, God may change born again to bad boy aand change bad boy to born again, he do anything that please him.. I think hell fire does not exist,as we come to this world so shall we return, we will not exist again just as we did not exist before existence! And to be honest if man will go to hell, dog,lion,fowl and fishes and even tree will go to hell too because we are no different from them but our intelligent compare us to God by himself
its jus a piece of lie, the devil wants to harden ur heart so dat you'll rot in hell. And dat's not God's plan for ur life, you can live above all this mundane attraction. God has always loved you but He'll neva force you to change. He'll only fold His arms and watch you until you change, jus change b4 its too late
Re: My Romance Story In Pidgin English!pray For My Life Please by Jamji: 1:13pm On Jun 28, 2012
For the sake of most mobile users stop quoting long post.damn it.

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