Still on and off. Speed is still very low compared to normal. Currently switching between MTN and Airtel

UHLmoving:


Currently using 4G but it can't access every sites, Maybe 5G would go deeper 🤔🤔

Same thing with 5G. I have the router.

westlius:
People just hike price without consideration of the masses

Would you give them money to restock?

FreeStuffsNG:
Is this not the same country that some people with low self esteem call 'saner clime'?

Only inferiority complex will make anyone, especially a black person, regard that some white people are better than him, especially when the people he believes that are better than him are made up of men having intercourse with each other publicly in what's supposed to be their hallowed Senate Building.

Let me tell you why it is called “saner clime”. In your country someone was caught red-handed pocketing bribe dollars, and he is a close ally of your god. The god has a clear case of forgery and is an ex-con. He is the president today. Yes! That is saner clime. He posted a video having sex in a public place and lost his job. Very saner clime!!!

immortalcrown:
May the merciful God heal him. He is corrupt but I rather wish him repentance than wish him sick or dead.

He must have received a huge sum of "prayer points" in his bank account, sorry, I mean in his mail box.

High BP caused by the masterminding of atrocities, alcohol and sex are what drain politicians.

You are a clown.

yoniehuin:
Nobody knows him apart from social media people

People in real life are more interested in providing food on the table for themselves and their family.

There are millions of Nigerians who dont care about Nigeria politics and its drama or social media and its drama, they are busy trying to get what is important to them which is family, food, business and connections in the real world

Looooool! Shows how unbelievably ignorant you and the criminal mastermind apologists are. Someone that was written directly by the Indian PM? Make I stop there first. At least you know who he is. Dey play!!

leokid866:
please where in Ogun is this cause I've been running operations in Ogun for five years now and this is the first time I'm hearing of such....

There’s a guy that has a similar sized farm and also a poultry in Ogun. He has been advocating for people to go into the business. I spoke to him, as well as 2 land agent acquaintances, and they all gave similar responses. One said I could lease for a long term without issues I’m even though it had it’s own risks.

MadamExcellency:
Why are Nigerian Youths not interested in farming.

Every of our AI and technology are all about money collection and transfers. Why are there no developments in farming and food technology? Nothing in medical sciences and Electricity generation.

We should concentrate less on singing and dancing to solving our existential problems.

I wanted to get 10 acres of cheap land I saw in Ogun State but guess what, I was warned not to buy the land as I wasn't a uoruba boy, and was told to go to my village. I cannot afford to get the land size I want in my village as land is considerably more expensive there. Make we continue.

FreeStuffsNG:
It is getting hotter as CBN goes after forex speculators and speculation to burn them more. It's no brainer that the banks are at the centre of the forex speculation and even their collaborators within CBN itself must not be spared.

These unpatriotic people were using USD as collateral to take loans in naira and then use the naira loans to buy USD, thereby pressuring the FX market!

SLS has been screaming about this unpatriotic malfeasance for years and now is the best time to get them to answer for the crime. Check my signature for free stuffs!

Lol. You cannot force people to spend their dollars when your Naira is so unpredictable and can be easily manipulated.

Crypto will just come back with full force.

Septagon:
Lol.op,u call a bunch of rag tag smokers and 5 vehicles security architecture?more like kidnapping architecture

Everything is about optics for you people. Go back a few years in history, and you will find out these people achieved what combined teams of police and soldiers couldn't. They secured Nnewi and kept it safe for a very long time.

SundayNightGist:
Sharing this story with you is risky because it's a true story and it actually happened, but I'm not deterred as I'm on a mission to sanitize our society of all forms of immorality. Now lets get right into it without any further ado.

My office is located in Gwarinpa in Abuja and my boss is a very busy man who hardly stays in the office. We have another branch in Guzape (Asokoro extension) where my boss hired a lady as the manager in charge. This particular lady is fair and very endowed both ways (I mean front and back). She's attractive too, no doubt. She happens to be a single mother with a son. My boss on the other hand is a family man with four kids.

I had just joined the company when I started noticing that this lady usually drives the company's Mazda salon car to our branch (the headquarters) every week (Thursdays to be precise) to hold a "private meeting" with my boss. Word in the office has it that she was coming for weekly "reporting". Honestly I never once bothered to try and find out what was really going on as I'm the type that is very serious with my work.

Not until the guys in the office started bantering in groups and talking about what was actually going on. Again, I shrugged off their conversation because what's my business, and besides, I don't do office gossip. Well, not until one fateful day....

As I was hurrying up a task given to me by my boss in my usual seriousness with my work, I needed to rush to his office to get his final approval on something that he had asked me to do when I ran into the unbelievable!

Was I dreaming? Was my eyes paining me? For Pete's sake, what was this? In broad daylight that evening, as I knocked, my boss answered "come in" nonchallantly. I don't know what he was thinking. Lo and behold, there they were, he and our branch manager both standing on their feet and very close to each other with my boss unzipping her dress with his both hands! I was embarrassed and so were they. Usually, whenever this lady is around my boss would immediately close all his window curtains. This normally happens around or after closing (remember I told you I'm a serious office worker, so I stay back a lot because naturally I work late into the night everyday).

Since that incident, whatever I say in any meeting involving this particular lady is always accepted and approved by her whether it makes sense or not. In fact, she's trying to move close to me and become my friend by force now to the extent that she even chats with me privately now regularly.

While a man has the full right to do whatever he likes, my question is why do this in the workplace? Why would my boss engage in office romance right in the office building? And why is the lady in question now trying to get close to me by force now? Am I in any real danger? I don't want to lose my job. Please what do I do?

Go dey find another job ooo

Rayban25:


Dont be too quick to believe them...how do you know they are not all playing Nigerians?

Justice Lifu further stated that all that the applicants were trying to do was to compel the electoral body to comply with the Constitution, its regulations, and guidelines, following its failure to do so during the presidential and National Assembly elections held on February 25.

If this was part of the judgement, a re-run of the presidential elections is VERY LIKELY!

ImDStar:
Happy birthday sir.
More wisdom and good health I wish you daddy.

Wisdom to mentor the worst scum of the earth or what?

mycece:
Toks
Sharp & sleej
Chilling ac
Buy & drive
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Lool! You neva ready to sell. This one for 2.9m. Please let's be serious

undisputedKOC:
Everyone already knows they are certified idiots, that's why they are called Zombidiots or Obidîots. You will never find a group of potential terrorists so delusional in the entire world as these Obidîots are.

But they surprised me yesterday. They took their daftness to a much higher level. I never knew humans this mentally abysmally stupid still exist.

Can you imagine these fools were rejoicing that they have won elections because they won some few polling units after their massive rigging in Igbo congregated areas; how incredibly stupid can these people be?

Seun was just using them to pull traffic yesterday by pushing those topics on the frontpage. He really cashed out from their stupidity.

Peter Obi the Igbo IPOB terrorists candidate cannot win a single State outside the South East. The good Nigerian people will never vote for the Biafran rebel tribe to destroy our country.

After Tinubu finishes 8 years, power will return to the North, then after power returns to the North for 8 years, it will come back to the South. And it will be Ijaws turn again to claim the presidency, because GEJ never finished our 8 years. Know this and know peace. Try any rubbish and prepare to meet Satan in hell. We no dey send una papa for the dot in a circle region

sweet sweet tears!!! I love to see!!!

CoronaVirusRelo:
Aliko Dangote looking like, “What does this small know about politics. Is he aware he is up against a demigod”

Datti just laughing 😂😂😂😂

Datti is the only one in Labour Party who has an idea about the impending defeat!

Lool! Whoever you see Aliko with in public during campaigns and is not a sitting president, be sure of 2 things:

* He is a major backer (funder) of that person
* That person becomes the next president

Dey play!

dustmalik:

Inec didn't appoint Mc Oluomo to do anything. He is the head of a transport union in his state, and Inec has chosen the union, through out Nigeria, not just in Lagos, to assist distribute election materials, since Inec doesn't have the resources to do so.

You just said he is the head of the union in lagos. What does that imply? We know who Oluomo is, and what he is capable of.

omoluabi87:
Still available

Do you have any farmlands in Ogun state and is there provision of spread payment, say over 2 to 3 months?

Racoon:

https://guardian.ng/opinion/balablu-blu-blu-bulaba-and-other-incantations/amp

cc: Sarrki, Afamed, Ihordspy, Seunmsg, Eriggs, NLpoliceman, and NgeneUkwenu

It can't be alleged if he forfeited, and he did forfeit.

bantos:
Really?

This statement from INEC sounds more like...APC got the data before we could manipulate it.

Does it take days/weeks to synchronize data? I thought it was supposed to be real time.

Folks don't let INEC insult your sensibilities. Any synchronization not done same day is scam!!!

LOOL. Adeleke will definitely regain his mandate if this is true!

Obaofaba:
Flopped as expected.

Isn't this the same state that was on locked down for the incoming president, Jagaban Bola Ahmed Tinubu few days ago?

And someone is there without being noticed and wearing black as if he's there for funeral rite.

LOOL. This one no even read the thread. Just open am dey yarn dust.

stuffs2002:
Tinubu is very brave for speaking against the
cabbals destroying Nigeria.

I will always respect the bravery of Tinubu for taking the bull by the horn by boldly speaking against fuel and Naira hoarding

BAT specifically complained because it affects his campaign funding, not because it affects the average Nigerian

Lade18:
Recently met this single lady of one. Been the one footing her bills and sending her daughter (5yrs old) to school. She told me She wouldn't let us have sex until she sees I'm committed and reality love her. Although, that's not the reason I'm talking care of her daughter, I just naturally love to spend for people I care about. Just recently, she's wanting to know how much I give my mom and why I'm the one sending her money when she has a shop and making her money.

Yesterday, she told me I don't love her enough. That, if I can open a shop for my mom , then I can do more for her. But I wasn't the one that opened the shop for her, I just supported her.

Now, we had sex for the first time last month and has been denying me sex since then. Yesterday, she came around and I initiated sex, she denied. She told me if we're ever gonna be together, I should learn how to be a man. In her world, being a man involve me cooking, laundry, take her out, and clean. I told her that's cool. But I don't know what a woman will be doing in a House if she's not working while I'm the one footing her bills. If I ask her this, she would get angry.

My fellow men, why are the requirements for sex getting on the increase these Days? Is that they way it's supposed to be?

Run ooo!!! No talk say dem no warn you!!!

Davepal:
This is scaring. But then and again, we don't know Obidients here.

In 2015, I supported GEJ, He lost.
In 2019, I supported ATIKU, He lost.
In 2023, I am Supporting TINUBU.

NoToPile:
See what I have been reading on page 1 and 2. 160- 200km-275 km/h

I thought speed limit was between 80-100kmph on expressway. I don't think can't sit in a vehicle driving more than 110kmph max, doesn't matter if the road is smooth like Lagos Ibadan expressway.

I hope some people won't be encouraged by this thread to do fast and furious with their vehicles, sha remember we barely have emergency response oo and there are other cray people on that road.

Kojuma ribi

Lol, if you are not the driver, you no go know. Sometimes, driver sef no go know until e look speedometer.

chibuking1:
165kmph... hyundai elantra 08. Manual gear. benin-ore..... felt like feather.. was trying to overtake a Siena nd he actually increased him speed... I had downshift nd upshift to overtake...he actually slowed down wen I passed him.. me sef slow down too...

This was my previous car, but automatic. The steering on that car is as soft as Butter. Electrical issues are its downside, engine also very expensive.

Lagos Ibadan express 160km/hr Lexus RX330 SUV. While coming back today, the right back wheel shaft broke at around 120km/hr.

Abdul05:
Chief Arthur Eze was right then..

Obi cannot win any state in south west or north..

Because he has no political agent l mean a powerful political agent to lead obi to the war front...

Across the south west and north... so let obi wait for Atiku

How many politicians are more powerful than OBJ in the south west?

Image123:


Is squatting a criteria for leadership?

Good health is a criteria for leadership? Would you elect a mute person if he/she runs for presidency?

Pojomojo:
Team JAPA are among the lazy and irrational citizens. I wonder why many don’t think of the reason why they found themeselves to be citizens of Nigeria.

JAPA mentality IMO you have no plan to influence your nation or your society, it appears you’re not in tune with the purpose of your existence but only focused on your personal interest.

We’ve been lied to that life is what we felt it is when actually it’s extremely the opposite of what we’ve been told.

Don’t be surprised that citizens of civilized countries are tied of their country just as we’re tied too. Strict laws we don’t follow here, you’ll get there and comport yourself meanwhile, their citizens are tied of such laws cause they know some countries are lawless.

Wow, humanity on the run to nowhere when nothing is chasing them but themselves and they lament it’s life.
This money for relocation is enough to set up a micro enterprise to meet the fast growing population in Nigeria / Neighboring African country, with a plan for upgrade of the business as the cash flow increases. There is no free launch any where in the world. Africa has a lot of gap and opportunities to be filled and harnessed. All the same relocation is good with respective individual evaluation of the opportunities and risk.
For every thing in life, there is time and season for every one, so it is always good to get prepared for the opportunities.

My advise is that individual should relocate on personal reasons and not because your close friend or family member has travelled to the UK or Canada, The case varies and individual potentials, opportunities and luck varies.

A family of 4 that have truly "Japa" to the UK knows your total initial cost is highly exaggerated for the popular one-year masters.

1. School fees can be paid at an official rate (less than 500 nairas) and some schools require a 2k or 5k pounds deposit. This drops the tuition deposit to about 1m to 2.5m. If I assume a 5k deposit, it saves 2m nairas compared to yours.

2. For proof of funds (in interest), you need tuition balance + living expenses. Most school tuition is less than 13,000 pounds, and there are schools with less than 10000 pounds tuition. If you deposit 5000 pounds (2.5m nairas) for a 13,000-pound school, you will need about 8000 pounds (4m nairas) more for the tuition balance. You will also need 29,000 pounds for living expenses for a family of 4 outside London. (29,000+8000) pounds= 37,000 pounds (about 17.5m naira). At 3.5% interest, 17.5m naira will yield 612,500 naira. Saves about 1.9 million nairas compared to yours.


To-be continued..
All the best.!
Peace

Wait till a sickness turns you to a pauper, or 1 year strike turns your 4 year course into a 5 year course. Nigerians are wasting away by just being Nigerians. Productivity is under and moving from point a to b in almost everything in this country is riddled with corruption!!!

God1000:
This is amazing, I'm still mystified by China's rapid technological rise.

Why can't we build something like this in Nigeria?
Where are the nigerians that went to Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge, MIT, Stanford, etc
They can only speak big English

Just shows you know nothing about business. When the Nigerian middle class is able to afford brand-new modern cars, then we can start talking about flying cars. Innovation follows money.

Joy2003:
I recently got a remote job that pays in dollars but the exchange rate on their payroll system is very low. What payment system do they use for you with people you are working for? Picture attached below

picture 1
there own rate
picture 2
current rate

If you have a valid driver's license, national ID (not NIN) or international passport, create a payoneer account, and generate a checking account from payoneer for free if the people you work with are in the us, UK or Canada. Give them the bank account number, and get paid to payoneer. You can link your payoneer to your nigerian naira account and withdraw at cbn rate, or if you have a DOM account, link to it and withdraw dollars to your account, then sell to BDCs at black market rate. Alternatively, there are people on nairaland who buy payoneer and will buy it at rates slightly lesser than black market rate.