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Properties / Re: He Completed His House Without Uttering A Single Word To Me As A Close Friend by expert1(m): 10:41pm On Dec 22, 2023
You can rate your friend 100% not knowing he rates you at less than 10%.

Don't get disappointed because it's a win for your circle but it's a sign he is not into you 100% which is normal.
Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Ask A Girl You Want To Marry If She Committed Abortion Before? by expert1(m): 10:19pm On Apr 17, 2023
BeStroNG:
Man got to be wary with the way things are. No man would want to marry a woman who had destroyed her womb via abortion. Some girls have committed more than 5 abortion and may have destroyed their womb in the process. Imagine getting married to such a lady. If the womb is intact and the man is fertile, pregnancy cannot be an issue.

I'm trying to take that bold step by asking her if she had committed abortion before.

What do you think guys? Is it going to bring "wahala"?

Should I ask her or not?

You that can't feed yourself is thinking of children after marriage.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by expert1(m): 10:11pm On Apr 16, 2023
Hi there!

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I need to move an item to Mokola, Ibadan from Falomo, Ikoyi Lagos (anytime you are available this week)

Please call. 08026626524
Business / Re: Get CANVA PRO & EDUCATION For N1k/N1k.5 One-time Fee Life-time Access No Jokes by expert1(m): 7:30pm On Sep 19, 2022
grin

I like your tenacity.

Let us do business.

I need the pro


Etemma1:
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Health / Re: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by expert1(m): 11:49am On Jun 09, 2022
Zonefree:
Congratulations Baba ibeji!

When you were having marathon unprotected sex with her, what were you expecting? Plasma TV?
grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by expert1(m): 8:25pm On May 09, 2022
Her happiness matters too.
If she found the other guy better than I do, why did she have to choose me over him?

Ladies are humans too. We guys do more shits than them yet we can't take 5% of the shits we dish out.

SenatePresdo:


If your gf bleeps another guy while dating you, she can dump you for that guy.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by expert1(m): 12:35pm On May 09, 2022
You can go to jail for this. You thought your were technically inclined but too foolish to invade her privacy.

If she get sense she can send you to jail.

Sex is not love, that your girlfriend is seeing another person doesn't mean she didn't love you.

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Religion / Re: MFM PMCH May 2022 Prayer Points by expert1(m): 10:51pm On May 07, 2022
Are you sure you are not sex starved during those period you are having such sleep?

Not every sex in the dream is demonic o.

No pun intended.

Ochoiho:

Bros, what is beyond you is beyond you. You can't correct Dr Odukoya and MFM.
Spiritual matters are deep and too complicated. I only pity people that refuse to accept Jesus and live anyhow. Death and destruction is their sure reward.
I want to share a personal experience of deliverance.
I have been having an attack in my dream- a woman using the face of my wife to have sex with me. This happens only in the nights that I'm too weak to pray before sleeping. I continued praying the MFM type of prayer till God intervened. This was how it happened. I was in a meeting in the dream with all the high profile Men of God in the Nigeria- papa Oyedepo, Paul Enenche and one old missionary in my village. I cant recall what was discussed but I concluded in my mind that I will meet papa Oyedepo for prayers after the meeting. I went to him after the meeting and he explained to me where the demon was coming from. I soon as he started praying, the demon appeared in her real form- a very old woman.i can't explain this but another Me came out and killed the woman. Do you know what? That was the end of me being molested in my dreams.
I know there are several whose lives have been rendered useless by the same problem and some think they can even get solution through science. My experiences through life has shown that Jesus is alive and He hears the prayer of His children.

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Religion / Re: MFM PMCH May 2022 Prayer Points by expert1(m): 10:44pm On May 07, 2022
Thank you very much for this thread. It will bring a revival to some of us.
Career / Re: How My Upholsterer Lost 15 Million Naira Contract Because Of Attitude by expert1(m): 5:28pm On Apr 05, 2022
@OP

You are incorrect thinking the 15m job will make the guy blow.

Many like you always think that Invoice value equals to Profit. NO!

If you give someone a 20 billion dollars job doesn't mean you help the person, you are only exchanging the money for the service.

Your landlord was dazed to see the job he did for you but was embarrassed for the job he did for an animal (dog's cage).

You and your landlord are having problems but yours is bigger.
Phones / Re: Banned From Using Whatsapp Who Has Encountered It? by expert1(m): 8:21am On Apr 05, 2022
Yes, you get banned if you send unsolicited messages to people that you are not mutuals. You got reported and banned.

Stop sending unsolicitedmessages to people especially if they don't know you.

If people report you too much then banning is your penalty.

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Surprising Me; She Is Now A Direct Opposite Of Whom I Thought She Was by expert1(m): 4:19pm On Mar 12, 2022
She is obviously protecting you from a downfall.
You think if you go broke people will help you?
I am not saying you shouldn't help but don't make us think your wifey is a bad person.

Besides, your name is not El-shaddai except you want to die of helping everybody.

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Crime / Re: Andrew Nice, BRT Driver Who Kidnapped Bamise Ayanwola Declared Wanted (Pictures) by expert1(m): 4:23pm On Mar 07, 2022
Take a moment and imagine the lady has no phone to contact anyone.

This is not the first time the driver is doing this gruesome act but unfortunately how Police system is not trustworthy too.
Romance / Re: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by expert1(m): 5:28pm On Mar 02, 2022
It's ungodly for you to think of leaving the lady that treats you well. You don't have to ghost her, you need a companion not only for s£x but for other socials.

Let your family live in peace abroad while you also live in peace with the lady.

Let the lady know you have a family and NEVER let her know the full details of your wife.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by expert1(m): 2:40pm On Jan 25, 2022
Excellent submission.

You shall be great.

Barbiturate:


I'm sorry for your ordeal. I actually didn't read what transpired but I would like to say something on the above statement.

It is easier and more convenient for riders to cancel, than drivers. If you cancel the trip as a rider on bolt, you will not be charged, but if a driver cancels before the 5 mins wait, his/her activity will drop. There's a level it will drop to, that driver might be blocked or suspended.

There are reasons why drivers choose not to go to a certain area. It could be a lastma dominated area, it could be traffic, it could be bad road, etc. No matter the reason, it shouldn't anger you riders or stop you from cancelling.

I've had to cancel when riders refused to, just cos I refused going to their destination. Sometimes I take time to explain to them why it's better for them to cancel, but when they turn deaf ears, I just swipe arrive even when I've not. Then wait for 5 mins and cancel.

I hope other riders here are reading this. Please cancel by yourself because you will not be charged. Bolt don't charge riders for cancellation. Bolt will reduce drivers activity if they cancel.

Capiche?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by expert1(m): 2:39pm On Jan 25, 2022
I can see that you know much about algorithm.

You also know much about reviews.

Good luck



Felicity001:


You are just a simple. Fo. Ol.
Yes you heard me right.

What punishment did you think you did? Nothing! You think you're actually putting the driver's account in danger? No! Iys your own account you're actually putting at risk because you're guving false information. In case you don't know let me educate you uneducated black migrantgrin Bilt won't swing into action by suspending the driver's account just from your single report unless if 3 to 5 riders report the same under 24hrs then a mail will be sent to him to go for another inspection you hear me so? Mumu! By the time Bolt finds out you're guving false information against their partners your account will be block for eternity.

You doubt me? Go ahead and do it at least 3 to 4 times in a month and see what happens to you.

Mumu

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by expert1(m): 10:50am On Jan 25, 2022
peeps4u:


Isnt it better to state the driver didn't show than to lie driver showed with different plate number.


That is wickedness. The guy could have been blocked by now

I am sorry I did that.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by expert1(m): 10:47am On Jan 25, 2022
See the way you treated your client.


Most drivers are cool headed people but just a few of them are frustrated fellow.

That the lady is not with a good attitude by your judgement doesn't mean you did not have some great riders that day.



Felicity001:


The Guy na wizard this are the kind of people they refee to as village people grin I can't imagine such a level of wickedness.

I always teach such persons a good lesson that will always make them calm down.

Got a request at Glover Rd yesterday on Uber... I called her with my credit o that I was outside...
Me: Hello, this is ur uber driver I'm here (I forgot to ask her where she was even going to)
R: okay, drive in!
With commanding tune she said that.

My last rider dirtied my car with lot of sands so I said I should quickly clean b4 driving in.

After cleaning I heard my phone ringing but b4 I cud pick up it has gone off... I know she was the one and she'd called like twice.

I entered and pulled put of the tight corner I parked but b4 then I saw a lady standing outside looking around and calling. Had she paid attention to details she wud have known I was the one right in front of her but these educated black illiterates don't even look at their phone to check details of their rider.

I pulled over and she hooped into thw car and the first thing she could say was but I asked you to drive in and I was calling you you wouldn't even answer...

Me: sorry I was cleaning my car briefly my last rider m....

She cut in but I asked you to drive....

Me: cuttung in... Pls get out of my car!

R: What?

I said out of my car!, I don't wanna go in this ride again... You heard me when I said I was cleaning my car and you can c how I'm even sweeting... Pls get down...
R: so what do I do now?

Me: I dont know. How you come into thw car and meet it dirty wud u lile it?

R: cancel then

I was already doimg that and I cancelled with "rider didn't have a have mask on"... She was actually not putting on any face mask actually. Also, thats the only cancellation a driver can do on uber without being penalized.

She left and I zoomed off.

Aboit 2min later her raw came in again but I didn't pick up.

Such rider will drop one 1 star so ita best I chase her out.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by expert1(m): 10:27am On Jan 25, 2022
I delibrately stated it as it is so you guys can learn how to treat your riders with respect.

I actually waited for about ten minutes.
App showed Driver will arrive in 8 minutes. When I saw Driver has arrived I move out to meet him thinking he is truly here.

Then I called where he was and he said he is at Jibowu while I was at Palmgroove. With a pure mind I told him I won't mind waiting for him but he said rudely that he won't be going to Magodo. I waited for him to cancel because it was him that made the decision of not going.

If you are not going your rider's way, let him know or cancel. Don't waste his precious time?

Truly I was finding options for reason to cancel that was the first time to see that option.

Yes I was wrong but that doesn't mean I won't do that again. If I can give 5 stars rating and great reviews why can't I punish a rude driver?



Dailyparrot:


Did you see the wicked man respond to any of his mentions going forward.

That's how they become unfortunate in life. Driver showed with a different number plate just so he can hurt the guy real well and hopefully will be happy he did.

Humans are terrible not just Nigerians. I work with the whites and some of them can be more nefarious too.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by expert1(m): 9:16am On Jan 24, 2022
I actually cancelled the ride and put the reason for cancel as the driver showed up with number plate not matched.

I expected him to cancel when he knows he won't be going to my destination.

The app showed me driver on the way and later showed Ride Arrived whereas the guy didn't move and never have the intention of moving until I called him.


73O9:


So if the driver doesn't cancel, you will wait till he does because you are claiming right?

Ok oooooo!

To me, two things should be involved.
Either you are not in a hurry or you are not ready to move.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by expert1(m): 11:01am On Jan 21, 2022
If a Rider is Matched (assigned) to a Driver and the driver is not willing to go to the destination or he is a bit far from the pickup.

Who is suppose to cancel the ride, is it the Driver or the Rider?

Good morning.
Travel / Re: Nigerians Denied Work Permits In UAE Frustrated, Stranded, Borrow Money To Live by expert1(m): 5:55pm On Jan 16, 2022
It was just yesterday a friend was telling me about the difficulty he is facing in UAE for not getting a work permit renewal.

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Crime / Re: My Brother, 6 Other Osun Partygoers Died Mysteriously After Drinking Skushies by expert1(m): 10:16am On Jan 10, 2022
Skushies dey kill person too!

The last time I tasted it was 6 years ago when 5 of those that took the drink with us landed in hospitals.

We actually contributed money among ourselves and one of us prepared the drink.

A lecturer at LASU in our area branched and gulp a cup and he landed in hospital for good four days.

We rushed one of us to the hospital at midnight. The doctor advised us to stop taking the drink.

Stop Drug Abuse.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Are You A Graphic Designer? Become A Print Partner by expert1(m): 7:43pm On Sep 26, 2021
We are based in Shomolu, Abule-Egba, Ketu all in Lagos. Ibadan and Bayelsa State.
Health / Re: What Do You Do With The Placenta After Baby Delivery? by expert1(m): 12:53pm On Sep 18, 2021
nurez305:
The red oil actually mean, you are appealing to the witches and wizard for them not to be angry or and to accept it

Indeed grin
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Are You A Graphic Designer? Become A Print Partner by expert1(m): 1:56pm On Sep 13, 2021
expert1:
Do you have a job to print on Large Format Machine?

For example Stickers, Flex Banner, Flags, Canvas or branding of vehicles.

You can send your job design via email or WhatsApp, we print and dispatch to you.
This will save your time.

You can contact us via call or WhatsApp on 08026626524 or @printableng

Let's deal today.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Are You Good With Artwork Or Painting - I Need You To Handle A Project by expert1(m): 12:23pm On Sep 13, 2021
We can help print the artwork (computer generated) on canvas and frame for you. Get in touch with @printableng on 08026626524
Health / Re: What Do You Do With The Placenta After Baby Delivery? by expert1(m): 8:50pm On Sep 10, 2021
NLKing01:
You don't have parents or no elder in the family? Is it every thing you must ask on the internet?

You are also a member of my family.


Yes, we are online family. wink

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Health / Re: What Do You Do With The Placenta After Baby Delivery? by expert1(m): 8:48pm On Sep 10, 2021
grin
nurez305:
The red oil actually mean, you are appealing to the witches and wizard for them not to be angry or and to accept it
Health / Re: What Do You Do With The Placenta After Baby Delivery? by expert1(m): 4:55pm On Sep 10, 2021
attat:
You for just go ask your mama wetin she use your own do?No be insult o, na legit mata

cheesy

Very well, she actually guided me on how to bury the first one. I didn't bother to use the same strategy for the other ones as I think it's too stressful finding where to bury it especially in the city.
Health / Re: What Do You Do With The Placenta After Baby Delivery? by expert1(m): 4:14pm On Sep 10, 2021
rezzy:


For this my 3rd baby, lock down didn't allow my husband to take it to my family compound to bury, so we put it in a bucket, added some disinfectant, leave for 3 days and then flushed. Some dissolved, Chai but the smell was horrible

Maybe that's why the Yorubas said it must be buried same day. To avoid the smell after some days.
Health / Re: What Do You Do With The Placenta After Baby Delivery? by expert1(m): 4:36pm On Sep 07, 2021
Independentgbol:



Very easy.... Just give it to the dogs.. they'd help you clean the mess in seconds
cool

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