synergycom19:

It's the WOMAN who opened her LEGS like a Frog and her headquarters pounded to submissions(with screamings and cries), that's why she will not be forgiven and that's the difference(she is and most remain the exclusive property of the man).This why a Woman should be known only to her own husband.She is not a commodity to be shared.[color=#990000][/color]

*crying*

My dad...

Read this before somewhere, good points raised...

I told him before we started anything that i'm not a nice person... Omo there's no time for pretences..

The least you expect from a person, the less you'll be disappointed.. Too many fake people out here yo..

*sprinkles holy water* what does he want us to know again? That he's lucifer's father abi?? Mycheeeww

No such thing as love... Keep decieving yourselves!

Stupid love...

Make them. No try this kain nonsense in naija oo.. They would say boko haram or witchcraft!!

Good for them

shymexx:

You should be able to discern that... You know what you did..

Anyway, got some lovely books on sales from the library this Sat..

You can share if you want to still.

And your "black Jesus" still give me jokes, tho... Gatts follow my "ShymmexLion" handle for ya daily patois and rasta words from selassie...

Haile Selassie.. don't tell me this is an alternate account of rasta mouse on twitter? Lool there are no wrongs to right boo non at all!

shymexx:

There's no "freak" to get on in this weird place...

Right ya wrongs and let's make it a hot summer..

I wish you all the best..

Thanks boo.. What wrongs?

shymexx:

Where have you been with ya pretty face??

I miss my partner in crime...

How was your exam, anyway??

Gatts get a nyggah back on that ish, summer time is around the corner... Dun noe..

A lot, got exam's next month tho and the pressure's been building up, can't wait till its all over tbh!! Seem's like you've been getting your freak on in nl as usual! Lol

shymexx: Huni_naija

Howdy?

Hi..

shymexx:

Where have you been hiding??

Not hiding.. More like i don't have time for nl these days, hectic schedule at uni

Long overdue..MTN needs to be hit where it hurts the most.. Bunch of incompetent impostors and yet Nigerians keep on patronising there services.. Smh!

Annie tried, waiting for a man who wasn't even sure of what he wanted..

Here's to a long lasting union.. More ups less downs!

shymexx: Ask yourself how they traded with one another when Europeans were living in caves with no clothes on Europe...

Some of you ret.arded dumbfcuks are a disgrace to Africa and the black skin!!

Wow.. Take it easy on the brother lol

adaobi123:
hot water bottle doesnt work for me - useless thing

thanks

Aawww pele tablets like advil and ibuprofen should do the trick.. Get well soon!

adaobi123:
yes my lower back kills

Oh wow.. Why not use a hot water bottle to relieve the pain?? Or take a very hot shower? It really helps with the pain..

Sorry boo

adaobi123: someone give me paracetamol !! im in pain

What happened hun? The red flag??

He's a cutie pie like his dad!

When my Z10 broke down.

Birds of a feather flocked together!!

NYSC ~ National Year of Secs and Comforts

The one me and my siblings termed "hail satan" in fact my parents were very creative with punishments!

Giraffe neck and long jump.. Thank God those days are over!

Foolish thread!

So we should do what?

mondi_cheeks: I found this yesterday, in a book given to me by a friend...and the author is male!

Think like a man act like a woman?

Won't that make matters worse? Most of these fans are Agberos anyways!

I don't know why but i personally think he looks a bit similar to Nelson Mandela!

RIP Prof, your achievements will forever be remembered..

May God bless this man and his future generations to come.. If it was in Nigeria now na different story be that oo

Just one tyre? Her trainer is too lenient, if i was her trainer she would balance two of those tyres on her yansh! Whilst holding a bucket of water..

No pain no gain! Werk!

Take your head out of your arse and smell the shiot coming out of your mouth, i'll rather worship satan than bow down to any foolish man! Mtcheewww