THIS POST IS A BOMB, INFACT IT IS AN EYE OPENER FOR US GUYS. I AHVE XPERIENCED MOST OF THE THINGS U HAVE SAID,

I COMOT CAP FOR Uooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

my man u are a mugu when u keep donating to girl that do not cherish u.
forcing her to to collect the phone shows that she does feel anything for u or that u are practically forcing  her to love u or trying to buy her love over. see it does not work that way.

what u have achieved in doing is to open free access for other guys to  woo her and she will continue giving out her number and the calls will keep coming and by then u cant do anything about it.

mind u that u will be the one to keep buying the recharge card.

so tell if u are a mugu or not?

infact, i certify u the 1st class mugu!!!!!




ekwu chelem, gbam!!!!!!!
ndi igbo ibem kwe nu, kwe nu, kwe zuo nu ooooo!!!!!

biko kam juo, nwoke obu nwa afo igbo, ka obu onye ofe mmanu?  na uche nkem obu onye ofe mmanu!

ndi igbo ibem, obu ako na uche ka eji agba 190!!!!!!!

when ur mama born u she dey rejoys say born man, why u de de-man urself?
as u fine reach u still de look for girls.
wetin u do them?

comot ur picture sharp sharp b4 and look 4 girls to date .  if  are looking for cheap girls to date better look elsewhere cos i trust nairalanders girls, abi na lie i talk

@ Y ME, (more explanation)

I HAVE BEEN HAVING PROBLEM WITH MY GIRL OVER THE ISSUE OF DEFINING OUR RELATIONSHIPie TO PROPOSE TO HER. I SUSPECTS SHE WAS CHEATING AND CONFRONTED HER AND THE ONLY ANS SHE GAVE TO ME WAS SOMEBODY PROPOSED TO HER AND THAT I SHOULD DEFINE WHAT WE WERE DOING.

THOUGH I HAVE NOT PROPOSED AND JUST TAKING MY TIME. YESTERDAY, WE WERE DISCUSSING AND I TOLD I HAVE TO CONSULT MY DADDAY ON A PRESSING PERSONAL ISSUE WHICH DO NOT CONCERN US.
AND SHE SHOUTED THAT " YOU ALWAYS DANCE TO UR PARENTS TONE" I TOOK THAT AS AN INSULT AND TOLD HER MY MIND.

DOES THIS MEAN THAT SHE SEES ME AS A MUMMY'S PET OR A KID OR NOT MATURED? or is she tired of the affair?

pls, if ur girl friend tells u that u are always dancing to ur parents tones, what does it signify.

pls, respond cos i have been having problems with my girl lately over the issue of marriage, that i should define our relation( that is i should propose to her).

pls, advice!!!

@ POSTER,

TO ME U NO DEY SKUL OR U DEY DO PRE- SCIENCE COS U SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT THE TEDIOUS ENGINEERING COURSES TESTS & EXAMS THAN TO BE BUSY LOOKING FOR GF.

GIRLS NO TOO DEY FUTO, IF U WANT A GIRL JUST TRAVEL TO AVAN COLLEGE OF EDU. OR IMSU UNLESS U NO GET MONEY. U SHOULD KNOW ALL THESE IF TRUELY U ARE IN FUTO.

TO GET GIRLS THESE DAY NA UR MONEY, I DEY SCH. LEVELS NO DEY WORK AGAIN . U BETA CHANGE UR GAME PLAN

@Czarskit

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LET ME TELL U I PASSED THE TEST BUT TWO OTHER GUYS FAILED. I HAVE RESUMED WORK SINCE FEB. 09

AM JUST CURIOUS WHY THE OTHER TWO FAILED IRRESEPECTIVE OF THE FACT THEY DID WELL IN THE INTERVIEW (BETTER THAN I DID)?

@jamace
I KNOW MY STATUS. NEGATIVE

I KNOW THIS MAY NOT BE THE RIGHT FORUM TO ASK THIS QUESTION, BUT I STILL WANT TO KNOW!!


PLS, I WANT KNOW IF HIV TEST IS PART OF THE MEDICAL TEST ON PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYEES?

PLS, ARE U SURE THAT HIV TEST IS INCLUSIVE IN THE MEDICAL TEST CONDUCTED ON PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYEES?

I WENT FOR MY MEDICALS SOME TIME IN  JAN. B4 MY APPOINTMENT LETTER WAS GIVEN TO ME , DOES IT MEAN THAT HIV TEST WAS CARRIED OUT?

IF SO THANK GOD COS AM HIV NEGATIVE AFTER ALL MY STUPIDITY--I WILL PROTECT MY STATUS JEALOUSLY EVEN IF IT MEANS AVOIDING SEX, I DONT MIND.

abeg make u 4get dat girl and move on with ur life.
what were u thinking when you allowed her to  enter sch with out opening her? maybe she didnt love u to the extent of giving her virginity to u, yes b cos immediately she get into sch and meet the person she loved, she releases to the person. or may be u were her money bag and she loved u cos of the money u were giving to her and not that she really loved u.

so, make u wakeup and wash her off ur mind and head and move ahead.

look for a good girl to date and forget her.

ekwu chelam, Gbam!!!!!

my dear drop ur pride and call him.
after all its a man's world

happiness is one scarce commodity in dis days of unlimited hat breaks.
wake up and hold onto ur friend, it worth the stress.

ekwu cheilam!!!!
onye were nti yanoro!!!!


Igbo kwe nu, kwe nu, kwe zu nu ooooooo!!!!!!!!

my man,
pls 4get both of them.

if i talk too much u go say i carry something for mind against u.

what the 1st girl do is a clear indication say u still be mugu!
the 2nd girl is also a thief out to suck u dry!


run for ur lifeooooooooooooo.

@ POSTER, kpeli

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.  MY ADVICE TO U IS TO FIND OUT WHAT HE USED THE MONEY FOR ? IF IT IS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF BOTH OF U OR FOR A LONG TERM INVESTMENT THEN ENCOURAGE HIM. AND STAND BY HIM LIKE A SOLID ROCK. OR MAYBE HIM IS TRYING UR PATIENCE AND PUTTING U TO TEST WHICH U MAY FALL TO.   BE WISE , COS MY ELDER BRS DID THIS SAME TO HIS GIRL. HE KEPT HIS JOB A SECRET AND WHEN SHE EVENTUALLY KNEW ABOUT IT HE REDUCED HIS TAKEHOME PAY TO NXT 2 NOTIN BY MAINTAINING A STANDING DEDUCTION FROM HIS SALARY FOR FIXED DEPOSIT WITH HIS BANK. WHEN SHE FEELS HE CANT TAKE CARE OF HER SHE LEFT AND WITHIN TWO MONTH SHE WALKED OUT HE BOUGHT HIS 1ST CAR AND A HOUSE.
SHE WAS FILLED WITH REGRETS AND SHE LOST UR CHANCE.

THUS, BE WISE AND STAND BY UR GUY

@ poster, (ako na uche ka eji agba 190)

AS A BANKER MAYBE U WERE LOOKING FOR DEPOSIT AND HE ACTUALLLY DEPOSITED INSIDE YOU .
THIS SHOULD BE A WARNING TO ALL UR FUTURE WIVIES WHO IN THE NAME OF CAREER DEVELOPMENT AND GROWTH SELL THEMSELVES.

OR U WERE TRYING TO TRICK THE MAN TO DEPOSIT HUGE SUM OF MONEY IN UR BANK BY USING UR BODY NOT KNOWING THAT THE MAN HAVE ANOTHER PLAN OF DEPOSITING HIS SP**M INSIDE!  U THOUGHT U WERE SMART

THAT WAS VERY FOOLISH OF U SINCE U KNEW HIS AGE FROM THE ONSET. AND U AGREE TO SLEEP WIT HIM RAW, WHAT WERE U EVEN THINKING? TO MAKE HIM HAPPY OR U DONT LIKE USING CD? OR U DONT LIKE THE NOISE CD MAKES WHILE IN UR PU**Y OR BOTH OF U ARE ON HEAT AND THREW ALL CAUTIONS TO HTE AIR?

WELL IT HAS HAPPENED. TO ME  THE MAN HAVE WON THE 1ST GAME AND DONT ALLOW HIM TO WIN THE 2ND PROBABLY THE LAST GAME OF THREATING U NOT ABORTING HIS CHILD SINCE U CANT MARRY HIM AND U DONT WANT KEEP THE PREGNANCY.

WHAT BOTH OF U DID IS ILLEGAL TRADITIONALLY, LEGALLY AND RELIGIOUS WISE COS UR NOT MARRIED! HE HAS NO RIGHT OR THE MORAL RIGHT TO QUESTION UR DECISION. IN MY PLACE IF U DIDNT PAY THE DOWRY OR BRIDE PRICE U DONT HAVE ANY RIGHT WHAT SO EVER OVER THE GIRL IN QUESTION, chikena!!!!


(ako na uche ka eji koro nwanyi mighty) ndi igbo ibem kwe nu, kwe nu, kwe zuo nu oooooooo!

NAME IT and CLAIM IT, BELIEVE IT and RECEIVE IT!
It's a POWERFUL PRAYER! When you are DOWN to nothing , God is UP to
something'

Father, in the Name of Jesus, bless me even while I'm reading this
prayer and bless the one that sent this to me in a special way. Open
Doors in our lives today, Save and set free!
Give us a double portion of your Spirit as we take back everything that
The devil has stolen:
****Emotional Health
****Physical Health
****Finances
****Relationships
****Children
****Jobs
****Homes
****Marriages
I cancel every plot, plan and scheme the enemy has devised Against us in
The NAME OF JESUS. And I declare:
NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST US WILL PROSPER. I speak LIFE into every dead
situation. And, I thank you that nothing is over until YOU say it's
Over! Speak prophetically into our lives and to our situations:
****our households are blessed;
****our health is blessed ;
****our marriages are blessed;
****our finances are blessed;
****our relationships are blessed;
****our businesses are blessed;
****our jobs are blessed;
****our children are blessed;
****our grandchildren are blessed;
****our parents are blessed;
****our siblings are blessed;
****our ministries are blessed;
*** *our decisions are blessed;
****our friends are blessed.
****Mortgages are paid and debts canceled; our hearts' desire is on the
Way; According to YOUR perfect will and plan for our lives.
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORSAKE US! IN JESUS' NAME!
AMEN!

Say this prayer, and then send it to EVERYBODY YOU KNOW.
Within hours countless people will have prayed for you, and you will
have caused a multitude of people to pray to God for each other 'Safety
is not the absence of danger, but is the presence of God'
A kid asked Jesus , how much do U love me? Jesus replied, 'I love you
This much, and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If
You believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list. I like
You because of whom you are to me. I treat you as a true friend. But if
I don't get this back, I get the hint, you don't have time.
Send this to all people in your list within 30 min and something good
will happen to you NOW.
This is not a fake, apparently, copy and paste this to 15 people in
the next 10 minutes and you will have one of the best days of your life
Tomorrow.

TO THE GUYS JUST BEAUTY AND LOVE IS VITAL
BUT, FOR THE GIRLS THE THREE(beauty,money & love) are VITAL, cos when they see ur looks they will agree to talk to u,
while talking to u they will size up ur pocket and if it is reasonable,
they will start considering ur LOVE or to love u, chikina!!!!

i rest my case.

@ Poster'

What if the stammerer in the bid to make u nderstand she/he love u and land u a hot slap cos of stamping he/her feet countless times. and kicking over the table @ Mr. Biggs, Cruchese, Mr. Fans or during her /his birthday party?

Or

Imagine when u call he/her on the fone and u waste ur N750 credit just to say "H, O, W A, R, E U" and to say "I Lo, Ve, U" MTN go tell u say ur credit is too low to make this call .

Or

she won tell u say the thing de pain her during love making and can't say it and she decide to bit ur ear to call back ur attention from ur ruff riding

Or

u try introduce her to ur friends and to say simple "ITS, a, plea, su, re, meet, ing, u, t, o, o" ur friends don enter BRT bus/okada dey go their house she/he still de try reply their pleasantries ?

Or

To simply say "I Do" during ur Wedding day
b4 she/he go say that the Rev. father go don fall down due to hunger and leg pains .

Or

Both of u go church and the pastor just finished praying and to say amen turn to America & Iraq war.
A, M, E, N .


well u fit date he/she after considering all these! Fellow Nairalanders abi na lie


Nothing do all of una----One love my ppl.

GOD!! IF THIS STORY IS TRUE. THEN THE GUY SHOULD RUN OUT THE MARRIAGE AND WALKING AWAY
WETIN THE DUDU SEE FOR THIS GIRL SEF. ME THIK THE GUY WAS BLINDED WITH LOVE POTION IF SUCH THING EXISTS.

RUN! RUN!! RUN!!! RUN OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES SELL UR WHOLE FAMILY AND GIVE TO HER

DEPOSIT UR CERTIFICATE AND UR ROD FOR RITUAL SO THAT U CAN HAVE ALL THE MONEY THE GIVE TO HER JUST TO TASTE HER SWEET _{OR ABI NA BITTER} HOLE.

OLODO, ABEG RUN FOR UR LIFE. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TELL ME WHEN U DEY WOO HER U PROMISED TO TAKE CARE OF HER., ABI!!!
NOW E DON HAPPEN U WON RUN? ABEG STAY PUT AND REAP THE FRUIT OF LABOUR AND SCOPES.

AND IF SHE TOO DEMAND GIVE HER N5.00 AT @LEAST MONEY NA MONEY, N5.00 NO BE MONEY AGAIN?
WHY U DE CRACK UR HEAD WHEN U DON CHOP CLEAN MOUTH. IF U STILL WANT MORE SHOW GIVE MONEY AND CHOP. NO WORRY UR HEAD AGIAN

I HOPE SAY UR EYE OPEN WELL WELL B4 U FALL IN LOVE WITH A YOUNGER GUY?? U KNOW SAY WE DEY AFRICA AND NOT USA OR EUROPE WHERE AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. PLS, EXPECT HEARTBREAK VERY SOON COS ITS FAST APPROACHING. WELL IF THE GUY SABI DO KEEP ENJOYING THE PHOCKING WHILE IT LAST COS HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO MAKE HIM REALIZE THAT HIS DATING HIS MOTHER, CHEERS

real woman is that woman way sabi do if not so why real men de leave thier  wivies for sweet sixteen way fit bend to  any angle!!!!!

SHE WANTS TO BE PREGNANT? THEN GIVE HER BELLE AND ABANDON HER YES OOO SINCE NA BELLE SHE THINKS CAN MAKE A MAN GLUE TO A GIRL. SEE U BETA GIVE HER BELE OR NO DO AGAIN. CASE DISMISSED

Mr. xbernardx, why you no join zain and celtel free browsing and night calls to ur means of maintaining non physical relationship .look down and find ur own girl and stop going for the girls that are not ur class and level. ebi like say u get big eyes were girls dey. since they always desert u irrespective of the fact that you said ur good looking. stopp going for the over beautiful one. my advice to u is to go for the wau-wau girls ie the kpaco girls, i believe they will never desert u again ,wish you luck . the nite call and yahoo chats wouldnt help u.  wake up my man.

[s]MY GIRL IS AFRAID OF THE PAIN OF BEING DISFLOWERED. MY GIRL PROMISED TO GIVE ME HER VIRGINITY (PRIDE) TO ME LAST VALENTINE. BUT THAT DAY SHE GAVE ME HER BODY BUT WAS AFRAID OF THE PAIN SHE I WAS GOING TO BEAR. SHE ASK ME TO SUGGEST ANY OTHER MEANS TO GIVE HER VIRGINITY TO ME. SO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE, PLS HELP ME COZ I DONT WANT TO LOOSE THIS OPPORTUNITY IN MY LIFE COZ I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND  because OF THAT I WANT TO MARRY HER AND I HAVE MADE THIS AS A PROMISE THAT ANY GIRL I DISFLOWERE IN LIFE MUST SURELY BE MY WIFE FOR LIFE.  
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MY FRIEND SIMPLY SAY WHAT U WANT. JUST TELL US THAT U WANT TO BE THE ONE 2 DISVIRGIN HER THAN TO LIE TO US THAT SHE WILL SURELY BE UR WIFE. WHICH OTHER MEANS DO WANT TO DISVIRGIN HER ? U WON USE CANDLE, STICK,FINGER OR TONQUE? YES! TELL US  WHICH ONE U WON USE, U NOW HAVE OPTIONS TO CHOSE FROM. MY FRIEND LEAVE HER ALONE COS SHE IS NOT WOMAN ENOUGH TO LOSE HER VIRGINITY AND U ARE NOT MAN ENOUNGH TO DO IT. PLS MAKE I TELL  U  THERE IS NO OTHER WAY EITHER U DO IT OR U DIDNT DO IT . PLS, TELL THE HOUSE WHAT U MEAN THAT SHE GAVE U HER BODY AND DIDNT GIVE U HER VIRGINITY? WERE U ONLY ROMANCING HER AND GETTING A BULDOZER ERECTION WITH OUT ACTION? AND AFTER THAT U WENT AND MARRY UR SOAP? OR SHE SUCK U TILL U OFFLOAD OR THAT U TURNED URSELF TO A THREE MONTHS OLD BABY AND SUCKED HER DRY BREAST TO START FLOWING- GUY U TOO MUCH,CLAP 4 URSELF, PLS TRY AND OPEN UP. ABI NA LIE I TALK?

FELLOW NAIRALANDERS,
I CANT DO IT AND WHAT FOR? EVEN IF AM INTO M DRY CLEANING BUSY.
PLS, STOP IT BF YOU START UR G/F SISTA'S UNDIES.
YES LET THE WASHING GO ROUND.
JUST WASH UR G/Fs', HER SISTAs AND HER FRIENDS UNDIES.

MR. UNDIES' WASHER
NOW U HAVE DISCOVERED UR TALENT

THANK YOU FELLOW NAIRALANDERS. I THINK AM WISER NOW AND MORE POSED TO THRASH THIS ISSUE. I APPRECIATE UR ADVICE AND SUGGESTIONS. PLS IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE CONTRIBUTION TO MAKE ABOUT THIS ISSUE PLS DO!!!!!!

ONE LOVE .