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Celebrities / Re: Was This Groom Really Lusting After Tiwa Savage? (PHOTO) by immkels(m): 12:01pm On Sep 18, 2014
the guy Is probably wondering What happened to her dress sense. trust me that's Pity and not Lust
Celebrities / Re: The guy With Feminine Look Releases New Suprising Photos by immkels(m): 11:57am On Sep 18, 2014
these images re disturbing
Education / Re: Ebola Kit For School Children; Nothing Nigerians Will Not Sell by immkels(m): 11:54am On Sep 18, 2014
hahaha this really got me laughing. teachers ll wear something similar too
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day: Nigeria Police Vs Evil Spirit by immkels(m): 3:07pm On Dec 18, 2013
lmao wetin masquerade do nah. ndi igbo kwenu
Education / Re: No More 2nd Option Choice In Jamb 2014 Registration [see Full Details] by immkels(m): 12:30am On Dec 17, 2013
wow. let them study hard then.




F.T.C!
Religion / Re: Nigerian Pilgrims Abscond In Israel by immkels(m): 10:07am On Dec 03, 2013
Naija no dey ever carry LAST
Autos / Re: Lexus ES 350 For Sale At A Giveaway Price! by immkels(m): 10:03am On Dec 03, 2013
Gunnaz007:

Guy, you for photoshop the car number plate na... n u even took snap_shotz of the car in ur compound undecided
don't xpose urself to d unknown... cheers!
some people and reasoning sef. someone wants to sell his car and ur advice was to Photoshop his plate number? So because he didn't Photoshop the pic , someone will then follow him home and steal the car and maybe start living in his beautiful house. I taya for naija o
Technology Market / Re: Tweakware Vpn Is Browsing Unlimitedly On Mtn... Both On Android And Pc! by immkels(m): 5:03pm On Nov 27, 2013
exxell: Send me a mail for your upgrade. Just 600 naira MTN and not 750 as others take. You dont have to stress yourself going to the bank.
Bro pls I'm interested. pls whatsapp me 08060855090. Thanks
Education / Re: ASUU Gives Conditions To End Strike by immkels(m): 6:01pm On Nov 25, 2013
Lmao. I pray this is true tho! I was thinking I'd be hearing shouts of joy if They called it off Buh my area is quite calm. BTW FP things└(^o^)┘

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Education / Re: Start Dusting Your Bags. ASUU May End Strike After Meeting Jonathan by immkels(m): 1:57pm On Nov 05, 2013
wow I Just pray!
Phones / Re: BBM for iPhone and Android is officially available by immkels(m): 11:27am On Oct 22, 2013
SmartCount:

Christopheredoja@gmail.com

Thanks man. Will be expecting your email
emekaduruaku@yahoo.com
pls send to me
Education / Re: ASUU Strike May End Soon As Sambo Intervenes by immkels(m): 12:51pm On Sep 22, 2013
fagge pls be fast wit dat una meeting, @lst make we knw our faith over dis strike
Phones / Re: BBM On Android And Related Issues by immkels(m): 6:32pm On Sep 21, 2013
Godvilla:


THIS IS DROIDVPN+

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signing out............ EPL On My Mind!!!

Bro pls send me ur email. Reply me asap. God bless
Car Talk / Re: The Most Common Car On Nigerian Roads? by immkels(m): 2:36pm On Sep 03, 2013
Yeah. So true! Everyone owns it. Yahoo boiz, pastors and mostly growing business men. We own 2!
Celebrities / Has Wizkid Turned Gay? (SEE PHOTO) by immkels(m): 10:03am On Sep 02, 2013
I don't seem to understand our naija singers again ooo, wizkid, what is this now? Could this be real or photoshop? Looking at the pics from my own side, looks real,
about you?......... Kelz

http://www.247naijagossip.com/2013/09/has-wizkid-turned-gay-see-photo.html?
Politics / Re: 9-month-old Baby Burnt To Death In Sapele by immkels(m): 11:12am On Aug 30, 2013
Ebenezerk2: Too hard to believe that one can leave a 9 months old baby at home alone, the woman needs to be jailed
I swear.
Family / Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 4:57pm On Aug 29, 2013
greatgod2012:


Funny enough, my kids believe so much in this, everyday, they usually say.............."My mummy, sebi satan lives under the ground and Jesus lives in the sky? Me, I don't want to go down o, where satan is, I will always go up where Jesus is"..........lol
They still said it this morning before leaving for school.
May God help our kids.
Family / Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 2:43pm On Aug 29, 2013
greatgod2012:


Funny enough, my kids believe so much in this, everyday, they usually say.............."My mummy, sebi satan lives under the ground and Jesus lives in the sky? Me, I don't want to go down o, where satan is, I will always go up where Jesus is"..........lol
They still said it this morning before leaving for school.
May God help our kids.

U onced blived same.
Celebrities / Re: Martin Luther King’s Grandaughter And Obama (picture) by immkels(m): 9:43am On Aug 29, 2013
I think presidential seats do give people gray hairs.
Family / Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 9:15am On Aug 29, 2013
mgbeketoto:

Now, I'd REEEEALLY be lying if I told you I read the first post or topic. I only used the title of your thread to post what I was thinking about. kiss

Sorry!
Ohhhh I see.
Family / Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 11:56pm On Aug 28, 2013
mgbeketoto: I have always been a realist! cool
I never even believed in the so-called bible for ONE SPLIT SECOND! I just exercised the necessary patience and fortitude to tolerate my parents' CRAP concerning religion.

I had to take solace in the fact that they would send me to my promise-land, AMMMMERICA!!!

Especially as I could not pay my school fees then AND ASSSSHAWO WORK WAS NOT AN OPTION TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME! kiss

I have always believed in REALITY AND MYSELF!!! cool

No tooth fairies or SATAN'S CLAWS!!!! kiss

As for the 'pregnancy factor', I knew all that @ age 10 when I had my first 'stain'! We were taught in my missionary-run, boarding school for girls ONLY! kiss.

Btw, I had my first ORGAZZZMZZZZ before my FIRST CYCLE!!!! cool. Naaaaaah, I did not need any Pehnis for that! I used a BAR OF IMPERIAL LATHER and MY MIDDLE FINGER. . . . ! kiss


Time for work!!! HALLELUJAH!!! cool
I'd be lying if I told u I understood u.
Family / Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 7:13pm On Aug 28, 2013
lynpetra: I believed all my fallen teeth was inside the belly of a lizard.

That any food that fell on the ground has been eaten by tgw devil

That nurses are wicked!(still believe so.I hate injections like mad)
I believed that tolotolo's neck when covered will turn to snake after some days.
I believed that the devil lives under the ground
I always give dead things injection filled with water and if I don't get to find their lifeless body,I believe they recovered and just crawled away
I believed that my mom visits the hospital or church if she need a baby babies angry(don't blame me,tge woman just lives the house for two days and vroooom pikin don land)
I believed in "mojumoju"
I believed in"Willy Willy"
I believed too much food made my mom pregnant grin
I believed every night,our boys quarter neighbours are always fighting(their window is facing our water tank) (the lady is always crying and I always wonder why she is so happy in the morning,told her sorry anyway)
I still believe in God and the Holy Catholic church....
Believed that the intestine of a chicken is as a result of all the worms they eat from the gutter.


Lol I believed all u wrote. Trust me growing up was fun till puberty!!!!
Family / Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 7:11pm On Aug 28, 2013
buklan4real@yah:
I belived dat every female has a small baby inside dere tommy, d more u grow, d more d baby grows
wen u r matured enough u will gv birth to d baby....

i bilvd all dis scary home videos den.... IYAMI LEKO n co'

Lmao ma lil sis used to cry when we tease her bout that.
Family / Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 7:10pm On Aug 28, 2013
harlos: I believed when ur body touches the body of a female teenager she will get pregnant

Lol some people still believe that!

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