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It makes sense.

They create silly policies to stifle businesses and expect business owners to pull salaries out of their rear ends.

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eepeepook:
Bullshit. Animals do the same and we don’t hear of them catching throat cancer. Some people will always be unlucky with cancer. They can live the most healthy life and still catch the disease. The majority of cancers suffered in developed nations are linked to lifestyle.

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Animals wey una no dey let grow finish before you use am for peppersoup. When was the last time anyone took an animal (be it a pet) for a medical scan to ascertain if it has some malignant growth or not?

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Russian government lack information.

They should rent a building in Nigeria and advertise free $10k grants to Nigerians willing to live in Russia.

As people who love free buzz and "awoof", Nigerians will line up.

On arrival in Russia, they will be handed AK-47 at the airport and shipped to military training ground.

What a way to maintain constant supply of military men?!

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Nigerian scientists are in churches shouting "What God cannot do does not exist"
It may seem that our education is just for playing ostrich and showing off.
Many universities, polytechnics and teeming population of "educated" folks, yet Nigerians cannot invent shit even to save their lives.
Elon Musk is bad for Nigerian miracle-peddlers.

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Righteousness2:
I Pity those who Foolishly run their mouths in what they dont understand.


When you Have Problems with your Fellow human, you run to GOD for Help!
When GOD ALMIGHTY is Dealing with you! Even your Helpers will be Crippled.


You think you are mocking the Chosen people or The Servant of GOD?
No!
You are Mocking the DOER of the Mystries , Miracles and wonders in the CHOSEN!
You are Mocking the HOLYGHOST! THE GOD of CHOSEN! The Ancient of the days! The HOLY ONE OF ISRAEL.
Unfortunately for you, GOD CANNOT MOCKED!

My Humble self is a receipent of the Mystery, Miracles and Wonders of the GREAT GOD of CHOSEN.
My wife had very Terrible Fibroid that defiled all medications ( Foreign and local)
A visitation from the GOD of CHOSEN in the Dream Shattered Fibroid from my Wife.

Myself and my wife couldnt get a child for about 5yrs.
My wife was Medically declared unfit to Have a baby. Many many medical grammars and so on.
An Encounter with the GOD of CHOSEN in the Dream Shattered all the Medical jargons.

There was no baby anywhere .
Mysteriously and Miraculously my wife tested positive at home for the 1st time ever in 11th December 2021.
13th Decemeber 2021 we visited the Hospital for a proper Check. We were hit with what no one including us could understand up till now.

Not only was she pregnant but was due for delivery.
There was no baby anywhere .
No antenatal, unclenatal etc
The GOD of Chosen carried a 9 months baby and fixed in the womb of my wife to go deliver.

The Doings of the GOD OF CHOSEN CANNOT BE CALCULATED OR UNDERSTOOD BY THE HUMAN BRAIN.

My adominishment to those foolishly involving themselves in this foolishness is go and plead and Cry to GOD for Mercy.

Many who open their mouths anyhow during the satanic linda tape matter paid the Supreme Price. Many others ran to the church from all over the places to plead for Mercies due to the terrible consequences.

The problems, pains and troubles people are Facing is already too much to add GOD'S punishments on your destiny.

They that Have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear.

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Perhaps the problems lie with the ones who think that folks with common sense should not question idiocy.
You are already arrogating to your kind the omniscient who have the sole power to understand spiritual things.
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It is a reality of life. People think that dividing any African country will lead to El Dorado.
They forget that the devils that made the original country inhabitable are still lurking around on both sides.

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Christ4ever:
Forces of darkness are working round the clock to ridicule the body of Christ. Christianity and all it represents has been under persistent attack in recent years by these forces.

Just like their father- The Devil, they will continue to fail. True Christians have work to do as feeble minds are being recruited using social media.

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The body of Christ in Nigeria is doing enough damage to itself already. No external force needed. The churches are their worst enemies.

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I don't understand Holy Ghost sometimes

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I still cannot understand why African countries cannot feed their citizens. Haven't they heard of mechanized farming and artificial irrigation? They invent man-made problems to subjugate their citizens that they barely see as humans.

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I believe him.
Testimony from religious zombies in Nigeria? Do yourself a favour and believe him. One may lose brain cells trying to reason am.

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Zonefree:
Any meeting that is not in line with removing Tinubu as president is inconsequential to Nigerians.

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What do you expect the quartet to do?
Young military officers are there suffering with everyone and mumu dey go. OBJ, IBB and Abacha had the temperament of Capt Traore of Burkina Faso when they were young. Currently Nigeria has a bunch of sissies in military uniform polluting the airspace.

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When folks are running their mouths, don't bother.

Nigeria's case is a "matter of when" not "matter of if".

If members of the cult of "it will favour me and my family" can end in lamentations, nobody is immune.

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OlujobaSamuel:
This stati sense go just dey post nonsense without any scientific methodology claiming it as fact

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But it makes sense.

It is an evidence that they don't practice "born throway" into almajirihood.

But then, statistics in Nigeria are written in beer parlours after consuming crates of beer. Take it with a grain of salt.

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A country where men are men?

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Some men are indeed crazy.

There are some professions you steer away from when looking for a life partner. A woman who is addicted to attention is a heartbreak waiting to happen. Throw in an insecure man in the midst, then murder is the case.

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Turji will be paid the N30m from an "unknown source"

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Lindlady:
Women rules in the west.

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Kindly explain.

A man that intentionally jumped into the mouth of a raging tiger doesn’t automatically equate to women ruling in the West. As you type, another unfortunate fella is dating this woman. If and when she burns him, we turn around to blame women.

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She was probably one of those who prefer churches to hospitals.

I bet you instead of administering CPR, they were busy invoking the holy Spirit to intervene. Bible verses and speaking in tongues have destroyed so many Nigerian brains that they can no longer think rationally.

Be assured that the rest of the church-goers did not draw any lesson from this event. No be Nigerians?
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And here we are

2+ more years to go.

It is really favouring everyone's family.

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money121:
To be sincere how much do you think someone can spend on this I pass my neighbour budget

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Guess who shows up when there is a meeting of Landlords Association in the street?
Like play like play he go dey add 1 room every year and face-me-I-face you is built.
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francoray:
Samsung z fold 6 is ₦2,883,000

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Nice!

You spent N2.9m on a phone that is only good for one year before a better version comes out?

MMM needs to come back into Nigeria. Potential victims full ground.

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There are some sycophants that are best left alone to wallow in ignorance. Ignorance is bliss. I agree that Soludo is the best governor in the world with his "massive" infrastructure developments in Anambra. Singapore and Dubai dey learn work where Soludo dey.

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enemyofprogress:
Imaging school fees for kindergarten. Omo! Una say wahala be like wetin again. They even get mind use small paper type am.

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It should be N10m per session.

Anyone who chooses to send his/her wards to the school has no right to complain.

Na who river see him leg e dey swallow.

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Do you really need to be a rocket scientist to know that Reno Omokri is a deranged Neanderthal? Usually marriage exposes them.

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God1000:
“Your Money Is For The Entire Family. Your Wife's Money Is For Herself. She Can Only Share If She Decides To” — Nigerian Doctor, Obianma Onya, Tells Married Men


She wrote: “



Source: oriental times

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There is nothing here to say. There are more widows than widowers. Any man that wants to be part of the statistics should go ahead.

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Rapmoney:


https://www.facebook.com/chinenye.anaeme.9/videos/875583083966694/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

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The man returned from China (where he lived) and picked his car from the sister's house in Onitsha only to be found dead later in a gutter.

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Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh.

Danger is looming and they will downplay it until it too late. Thereafter the wailings start.

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BaddieFreak:
Ladies, can you marry someone who lives in rooms like this? What are your thoughts on building a future together with a man in such a living space?

Men, will you pray to marry a lady in this kind of room or will you wait and hustle more before getting married?

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This is a 5-star hotel compared to where many people here live. The owner of this room is a baller.

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Scientists:


https://www.nairaland.com/8088529/thick-yellow-discharge-penis-despite

https://www.nairaland.com/8089130/story-masturbation-causes-gonorrhoea-graphic

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Why not do yourself a favour and start saving for your funeral? It is never too late to start even if na for coffin.

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Reading through the comments, one can see why their will be no progressive Nigeria even in a thousand years. Someone who has a little bit of integrity resigned and people believe that he is an idiot for doing so. For their minds, na do or die affair even if he is as incompetent as it can get.

I am really disappointed in Tinubu bc he is not doing enough damage. Until PMS sells for N2000 per liter, I won't have any respect for him. The belt must be tightened harder.

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Let's not forget that the price of crude oil in the international market has been falling and actually hit its lowest level in a year on Friday. So why is the price of PMS increasing in such market scenario? I don't blame NNPCL. They know that they are talking to idiots who believe that education ends with paper certificates.

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After blaming abokifx and BDC operators, I wonder who is next to blame for the downward slide of naira?
Let me guess. They will blame Nigerians for adopting naira as their currency

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