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Religion / Re: If You're Grateful To God For Anything, Please Jump In Here. by Laitesmart(m): 11:28am On Oct 17, 2021
God is forever faithful. I thank the Lord for a super turn around of life events positively
Properties / A Plot Of Land Urgently For Sale by Laitesmart(m): 9:59pm On Jul 28, 2020
*Property for sale*

A full plot of land which currently hold a 10 rooms uncompleted structure, fully fenced and which is also located in a developed area with 24 hours electricity supply which is not far from the major road is currently for sale.

*Title*: Certificate Of Occupancy

*Location*: Ijoko, Ogun State

*Price:* 7m (Asking Price)

Call: 08170220610
WhatsApp: 08185654277
Properties / Re: Properties Available For Sales At Cheap Prices by Laitesmart(m): 11:12pm On Jul 08, 2020
*Property for sale*

A full plot of land which currently has a mini building on it and a foundation level of room and parlour structure, and which is also located in a developed area which is not far from the Agbado-Ijoko major road is currently for sale.

*Title*: Survey and Receipts

*Location*: Ijoko, Ogun State

*Price:* 3m (Asking Price)

Call: 08170220610
WhatsApp: 08185654277
Properties / Re: Properties Available For Sales At Cheap Prices by Laitesmart(m): 11:11pm On Jul 08, 2020
*Property for sale*

An uncompleted three bedroom flat building on a plot of land which also has a mini hall (Completed) and two completed shops, completely fenced is up for sale.

*Location*: Ntabo, Ijoko, Ogun State

*Price:* 12m (Asking Price)

Call: 08170220610
WhatsApp: 08185654277
Properties / Re: Properties Available For Sales At Cheap Prices by Laitesmart(m): 11:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
Kindly chat number up or call for details, videos and pictures.
Properties / Properties Available For Sales At Cheap Prices by Laitesmart(m): 11:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
*Property for sale*

A room and parlour self contain up to carcass level with well water source drilled and all round fence is currently available for the taking

*Title*: Survey and Receipts

*Location*: Ifo, Ogun State

*Price:* 1.5m (Asking Price)

Call: 08170220610
WhatsApp: 08185654277
Romance / Re: No Sex Before Marriage Is A Scam by Laitesmart(m): 9:01am On May 31, 2020
Here’s a compilation of some of the funniest reasons given by couples who went to divorce court for dissolutin of marriage.



ADELANI MAKINDE, a 32 year old businessman filed for divorce just hours after his expensive wedding. ADELANI discovered that his bride, KEMI had been wearing what is known as a butt pad to augment the size of her rear.

ADELANI told an Ikeja high court that his wife’s yansh is as flat as an ironing board. “I discovered that on our wedding night. I prefer a woman whose rear is big.”



OLUWAKELE OGUNDELE divorced her husband because he often defecated in their cooking pots after getting drunk. She told Agege Customary Court (Lagos) that her husband, OLUWAFEMI gets drunk every weekend. According to her, she can no longer cope again with the 10 year marriage.



55 year old EMMANUEL ASALA told Ikare Akoko Customary Court (Ondo) to dissolve his marriage to BUSAYO because she did not bring kitchen utensils from her father’s house. “How will a woman get married without a grinding stone, tablespoons, mortar, pestle, deep freezer and even serving plates?

“She did not bring any of these to my house. I don’t think I can continue with the marriage.” These were the words Emmanuel uttered in court. He even prayed the court should order Busayo to return all the things he listed because he bought them with his money.



ADETIRE ADEBOLA, a 40 year old carpenter told an Ikeja high court (Lagos) to dissolve his marriage of five years because his in-law often intervened when he is beating his wife.

“She is a stubborn woman. They don’t want me to teach her a lesson. I don’t like it when her people stop me from beating her. It is either they take their daughter or allow me put sense into her head”, was what ADEBOLA told the court during the proceeding.



SOJI IBRAHIM, a 35 year old trader ended his marriage of two months to RASHIDAT because she has small boobs.” It was her boobs that attracted her to me. I met her when she came to buy pepper from me. I couldn’t take my eyes off her big boobs.”

Ibrahim was shocked to discover his wife had been using artificial boobs after getting married to her. “Her boobs are small as Agbalumo (cherry)”, he said. “I detest those small size boobs. It is better to end the marriage.”



EJEMBI TONY and RACHAEL ended their five year marriage because of shoe odour. RACHAEL filed for divorce at an Igando Grade II court (Lagos) because her husband’s shoes smell a lot. After enduring and seeking solution to the problem, Rachael opted out of the union that produced three kids.



ADERIBIGBE ALLEN and SANDRA‘s marriage of one year hit the rocks after Allen filed for divorce in Oluyole Customary Court (Oyo) because he was tired of sharing house chores. “We agreed on how to do the house chores but I am tired of washing unending plates piled up in the kitchen.

“I regret marrying her and agreeing to share house chores. She is just too lazy.



EMMANUEL OBAFEMI and BIDEMI did not come to terms and their marriage eventually hit the rocks. According to Emmanuel, his wife is fond of flatulence at any point in time, and it smells horribly. He told an Igando customary court to dissolve their marriage because he can no longer cope with the habit.



MERIT ADAMS, a 29 year old entrepreneur decided to end her marriage after stumbling on her husband, Alex’s facebook page. According to her, Alex wrote that he is single on his facebook page. So, she wants to grant him his wish.



TOYIN ADISA, a 32 year old man was divorced on the grounds that he wouldn’t watch football match again. His wife, ADIJAT said she has been given black eye twice because her husband’s team lost in a football match.

She prayed the Agege (Lagos) court to dissolve the marriage because of this habit.



ADEBISI JADESIMI divorced her husband of two years because he is fond of wearing female undergarment, especially pants. “It is unbelievable that we share pants. He wouldn’t wear boxers even if you threaten to kill him, he prefers female pants.

“How would a man be wearing woman’s pants”, she narrated her ordeal to Alakuko Customary Court (Lagos).



http://www.sugardaily.ng/hilarious-compilation-of-the-funniest-weirdest-reasons-nigerian-couples-divorce/

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Travel / Re: The Bad State Of Federal Roads In Abịa State... Death Trap (Photos) by Laitesmart(m): 11:00am On Nov 08, 2019
Bad roads is a major cause for concern presently, not in abia alone but nationwide. You need to come to Sango and see what is happening

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Travel / Re: How Amosun Left Roads In Akute-Alagbole-Ajuwon (Photos) by Laitesmart(m): 6:12pm On Aug 06, 2019
allsaint2000:
I blame Ogun state people for rewarding Amosun's ineptitude with his election into the senate.

U sure people actually voted for him? This is Nigeria
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Signs Takefusa Kubo For Castilla As 6th Summer Move by Laitesmart(m): 3:31pm On Jun 14, 2019
Ta tun lo n je Taka sufee bayii
Business / Re: Have You Heard About Qunqun? Learn How To Make Money by Laitesmart(m): 6:25pm On Nov 04, 2018
tosyne2much:
I will add you right away
add me too boss.. 08185654277
TV/Movies / Re: Can Anybody Assist Me With The Title Of The Full Version Of This Movie? by Laitesmart(m): 4:25pm On Sep 17, 2018
Afobear:
This one is mad
Sire. I am not. I am sure u have your reasons to think that way. though
TV/Movies / Re: Can Anybody Assist Me With The Title Of The Full Version Of This Movie? by Laitesmart(m): 4:24pm On Sep 17, 2018
I am indeed very sorry. Try as I did, I couldn't upload the short video here.. Maybe it has something to do with my browser or Nairaland Protocol. So sorry.. It is an Indian movie by Krrish Actor, Hrithik Roshan and Another Indian actress where a lady fell off the stairs.. Roshan caught the woman but the baby fell off in the process only for the Indian actress to catch her...

So sorry I couldn't upload.. Don't know what it wrong for it not to upload
TV/Movies / Can Anybody Assist Me With The Title Of The Full Version Of This Movie? by Laitesmart(m): 1:20am On Sep 10, 2018
Please, kindly watch this Indian movie and tell me the title please
Education / Is He Actually Progressing Or Regressing? by Laitesmart(m): 7:10am On Aug 11, 2018
MY INTELLECTUAL SCHOLARS... A student wrote it. I want you to look into this and tell me what you think. Who is right after all...

In J.S.S 1, first term, I took 1st position in class with 522/1000 total mark. My parents were so happy and congratulated me, Only my class teacher told me to sit up.

Second term, I took 2nd position in class with 656/1000 total mark. My parents were a bit angry and told me to sit up. Only my class teacher smiled and told me that I have improved.


Third term, I took 3rd position in class with 879/1000 total mark. My parents were so angry I almost got a slap. My class teacher was happy, shook my hand and told me my result was better than other terms.

Please I'm confused... Am I performing well or not?
Crime / Re: EFCC Partners FBI To Fight Yahoo Boys by Laitesmart(m): 8:37am On Jun 29, 2018
Have they seeked the services of the FBI to fight against the ever elusive Fulani herdsmen and miyetti Allah?
So Yahoo guys is the country priority now with all the atrocities and violence ravaging and ringing through the country
Radarada on top rubbish!!

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Sports / World Cup 2018 Predictions by Laitesmart(m): 2:33pm On Jun 06, 2018
Predictions everybody...

Mention players and teams that you think will dominate in the following categories in the upcoming Russia 2018 World Cup.

1. Top scorer
2. Most valuable player.
3. Team of the tournament.
4. Overall best losers
5. Player with Most assists
6. Player with Most dribbles completed.
7. Best goalkeeper of the tournament.
8. Flop of the tournament.
9. Worst team of the tournament.
10. Best Manager.
11. Most Promising Lad/Revelation of the tournament.

Let's drop our predictions and compare
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Warns Generous People Of The Kind Of People They Should Beware Of by Laitesmart(m): 1:57pm On Jun 06, 2018
O deep!!!
Celebrities / Re: Bet2018 Brouhaha As Davido Supports Niniola And Wizkid Picks Iamddb by Laitesmart(m): 1:53pm On Jun 06, 2018
O GA oooo!!!!


Meanwhile, I am currently at work. Does anybody know if there is light at home? This news have reduced my battery strenght
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 189 Out 1,728 Candidates Pass Police Recruitment Test by Laitesmart(m): 1:50pm On Jun 06, 2018
Areeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Mean while.. Are the policemen in the picture dancing shakushaku?
Nairaland / General / Re: When Animal Kingdom Gets Super-sized: Shocking Photos Of Animals Dwarfing Humans by Laitesmart(m): 6:25am On May 25, 2018
God is indeed great.
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Girlfriend, Chioma Kissing And Sucking Each Others Tongue (Video) by Laitesmart(m): 2:41pm On Apr 30, 2018
Kinni gbogbo eleyii bayii

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Celebrities / Re: Loved Up Photos Of Tobi And Alex by Laitesmart(m): 12:19pm On Apr 30, 2018
igba yen nko
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Reacts To Lazy Nigerian Youth Comment (photo) by Laitesmart(m): 9:57am On Apr 21, 2018
africanusvu:
.can u see why buhari insults us.this lazy brain speaking and posting offpoint.wat av this got to do wit the topic.who agent heard that arsenal coach av resigned

Please Sir. I only understand English
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: "You Have Changed” - Miracle To Nina As They Quarrel Over Tobi & Alex by Laitesmart(m): 5:15pm On Apr 20, 2018
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...

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Sports / Re: Best Moments Of Arsenal Out Going Coach Arsene Wenger by Laitesmart(m): 5:13pm On Apr 20, 2018
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Reacts To Lazy Nigerian Youth Comment (photo) by Laitesmart(m): 5:12pm On Apr 20, 2018
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tobi Picks Alex’s Nose (Pictured) by Laitesmart(m): 5:11pm On Apr 20, 2018
Uummmm.. Alex is one lazy Nigerian youth. she can't even pick her noses herself...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Has Been Eating Free Food, Youths Lazy Comment Senseless - Ikpeazu's Aide by Laitesmart(m): 5:09pm On Apr 20, 2018
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...
Sports / Re: Tribute To Arsene Wenger, Arsenal Manager (1996-2018) by Laitesmart(m): 5:07pm On Apr 20, 2018
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Arsenal Football Club Manager, Arsene Wenger to quit the club at the end of the season in order to take up the offer of Nigeria President, Muhammed Buhari, to come teach Nigerian youths how to be hardworking and not lazy...
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Gushes Over Seeing Comedian Lasisi Elenu by Laitesmart(m): 7:57pm On Apr 15, 2018
Chai!!!!
Mouth jam mouth!!!
Some'n is happening right nah!!!
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: I Will Date Alex If She Decides -tobi by Laitesmart(m): 7:54pm On Apr 15, 2018
So what?? Guys will always be guys....

Well, this response shows that Alex has got more sense than the clueless Nina who had sex with miracle in the house, calls him an ordinary friend, and said Ebuka is the one trying to use questions to destroy his relationship outside the house!!!

Abeg.. Anybody get Collins Phone number?

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