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Romance / Indecent Proposal 2020 - Trip To Venice by lashontae(f): 9:36pm On Jan 05, 2020
Hi guys,

So a competition is going on, on Facebook.

The winner will be a married woman and the prize is that she goes on an exclusive vacation to Venice, with an older man who's not her husband. She is feted and shopped for by this man for a week (there won't be sex involved).

Then when they get back, the husband gets $2,000 as compensation.

What will the sponsor get? He gets exposure and material for his YouTube travel channel. The woman basically will be his travel companion for this one week.

I felt like applying in the spirit of adventure because my man has not been around a lot due to his busy schedule and I'm a little bored, won't mind getting off work for a bit of travel and freedom. But my man was like: undecided undecided

When I told Bae, he said he would take me anywhere I want to go instead when he is back. And I'm like what's the big deal? You travel with your female colleagues all the time and I trust you when you say it is a 100% business.

Bae: The weather is cold. You can't go.

Me: The cold weather is underrated. We've not even had sex in over 2 weeks.

Bae: The more reason why you can't go. I don't trust the sponsor, he is a cunning fox. So you've even been counting the days since Zaddy last made love to you. Don't worry, when I'm back I'll make it up to you. All night long. As many rounds as you want.

Me: undecided undecided
Leave me jor (I was pissed)

What I feel like venting is this.

I feel whoever's wants to cheat does not need a ticket to Venice to do that. You could be with your partner a lot and still cheat if you want to. Would you support such a move by your partner though? I don't think it is a big deal. I don't see sex happening and men travel with women all the damn time.

So bae has said when there is a Male competition I should also not release him to go. undecided undecided
Romance / Re: 10 Funny Facts About Love And Sex by lashontae(f): 9:52am On Jan 04, 2015
Interesting facts. Always wondered about the gstring But never bothered checking it up.

Love g-strings especially when It's comfortable.

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Romance / Re: Why Won't He Apologise To Me? by lashontae(f): 5:23pm On Feb 23, 2013
Got me rotfl with the replies oozing with righteous anger.

He been texting and blowing up ma damn phone all day, lol! He says he's sorry for judging. He's sorry for the lies.
Already over his sorry arze though and I tol his sorry bottom he better keep away from my hood or he gets his arze whopped! My niggas weren't cool that I was fuccking with his bottom anyways.....

Going clubbing tonight and hooking up with a young, black male. This ho needs some some!! Lol.
Romance / Re: Why Won't He Apologise To Me? by lashontae(f): 11:53pm On Feb 22, 2013
Olaposij: undecided
♏v̶̲̥̅ kids are definitely growing up in Nigeria..


Nigeria can't be much better cos y'all been calling your homegirls in Nigeria hoes and golddiggers. Lmao.
Romance / Re: Why Won't He Apologise To Me? by lashontae(f): 5:27pm On Feb 22, 2013
^
Na. Not interested in any Miss sugary sweet stuff. Maybe if a Miss bad b!tch or miss conceited was coming up, I might be interested. Lol.
Romance / Re: Why Won't He Apologise To Me? by lashontae(f): 4:03pm On Feb 22, 2013
Awrite peeps.
He didn't just bump into me, ya kno. He watches poledancing and keeps it a secret, I poledance and keep it a secret so we even.

I apologised and I think he should too. A man should tell the girl he's with if he wants to go watch half naked b!tches dancing.

Not interested in marrying his thick-lipped arze anyways! Lol.

Which doesn't mean I won't put him on a short leash like I do with anybody I date as long as I want to.

He's got his good girl in Nigeria, so technically, we both know what this is. He got mad cuz I tol him some other guy was prolly fukking her in nigeria. Y'all take things too serious. Lol!

And I enjoy my job too. I especially love it when nukkas make their hard-earned doe rain on this b!tch. More student loans paid off. Lol!

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Romance / Re: Why Won't He Apologise To Me? by lashontae(f): 2:22pm On Feb 22, 2013
^^
Na! He ain't going nowhere. Got the nukka on lockdown and he don't get done till I'm done!
And I'm not! Lol!

Also know how to draw out an apology from him. Was just being good and waiting for him to do it of his own volition.
Romance / Re: Why Won't He Apologise To Me? by lashontae(f): 1:36pm On Feb 22, 2013
baibijay@yahoo.:
want kinda dance?

The type guys like him like seeing. Pole dancing.
No kinky, full nudity though. Just a little bit of this and that.....
Romance / Re: Why Won't He Apologise To Me? by lashontae(f): 1:29pm On Feb 22, 2013
If he's freaking out on me now, wonder what he's going to do when he picks out my face from one of 'em rap videos. Lol! grin
Romance / Re: Why Won't He Apologise To Me? by lashontae(f): 1:07pm On Feb 22, 2013
^
Its just a job.
Kept it a secret because most peeps tend to judge you before really getting to know you. Lol!

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Romance / Why Won't He Apologise To Me? by lashontae(f): 12:44pm On Feb 22, 2013
I've been dating a Nigerian dude for a while now.

Last week, I wanted some me time with my man and he like, he tied up with work assignments and stuff.

So I decided to go to the club I dance at. It was supposed to be my off-night, but customers always glad to see me so I went to make me some cash.

Only problem is, my man came in with his dudes. And he doesn't know I dance.
He's disappointed, which is to be expected. But he also lied to me. Said he was neck-deep in work so how did he end up in the gentleman's club?

I apologised for keeping secrets (I was waiting for the right time to tell him) but he's refused to apologise for going to the club when he said he was at work.

Really don't know what he's tryna prove.
Romance / Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by lashontae(f): 6:02am On Nov 17, 2012
Yes, I can.
As long as it's not too much and it's hidden under his shirt so as not to hinder his career-path.
And as long as it's not a girlfriend's name....

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