Shibaraba:
Hand be like that hand for Zlatan record label.

He danced zanku in death.
Probably shouted Aaayeeeee as he was blasted to oblivion.

We joke too much

Height wey peeps dey fine... Use it to your own advantage abeg

Adekun33:
Am 19yrs old and I am 188cm i.e 6.2ft. I feel so awkward about my height. I feel that am no longer tall but long, for a very long time now i hated everything about my height to the extent I feel very sad and depressed every day.

As a result of that, I've lost confidence in myself and also my self-esteem is nothing to write home about.

This has made me an introvert and I don't socialize.

So pls tall dudes out there, I want to know how you deal with your self esteem and confidence and also how you approach comments about your heights cuz am gradually going insane!!!

Enemyofpeace:
Most Igbo girls doesn't know how to speak simple English. Imagine what this one wroted on a public from and everybody has sin her weakness in English

i see what you're trying to do here... nigga be original and stop trying to steal her line of comedy.
Its would be sad if you weren't trying to be funny too

Lawrittanneka68:
USE THIS ANTIBIOTIC,SUPER CIDER AND DEFENDER,EVERYTHING WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF,IF INTERESTED WHATSAP OR CONTACT THIS NUMBER: 08038220168

what of Dr. Iguedo Goko cleanser nko


babes go to hospital for proper check up, it might be UTI

Have your baby, your mother-in-law has no say when it comes to your baby. Your clock is actually ticking actually. If your husband wants to chase you away, you have more right than he does to the child

Palace love

justtoodark:


chaii...you pwetty....

i salute my queen....

Awww thank you
I salute you too

hopexter:


Hello your Higness

Hello Prime Minister

If you like sell your soul... Wetin consine me

And I am Queen Elizabeth

Donpoker9:



Revalidation not remobilization

OK, noted. Thanks

Saimeritus:

yes

God bless you

Saimeritus:
Wait till november batch starts registration and remobilize.

OK thank you but while I'm remobilizing, can I make some corrections because I need to change an information there

Good afternoon guys, I am a prospective Corp member. I registered for service the recent batch that just swore in thinking I was registering for November batch. The issue now is that I wasn't able to make it to camp because my statement of results is not yet ready. Please what do I do? Thanks

PS ; can I make edit my information like my permanent home address and place of birth?

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oyoyoyo:
please what's 'nkapi'?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTfc4PPHJqg

Nkapi is an igbo name for rat... They stink and are very poisonous. They're are not the normal mouse you see at home.

It must have been as a result of the Yoruba pepper in the food

Pupils writing WAEC Kwa? OP bhet why

I've always hated him... Ogi UdARA aKamu

eluquenson:
Pastors and the love for money/fame be like 5 & 6

Killed lover, buried inside the church and yet some myopic people will start preaching, Christianity is a sham, not a religion nor way of life.

All these crap can't dare happen in the mosque I swear.

Shut up! Alfas do worse...

Besides some so called "pastors" weren't called by the God. They're the ones responsible for soiling the kingdom of God

Unlike you alfas who dey start training even from the womb with him receiving more than a thousand strokes before he's fully ready to become an imam; they're still worse

kudsweet:
It canan only happen in the church, the religion accepts all forms of iniquities.

Dumb and baseless..

Diso60090:
Abeg where the partor from i mean which state

United State

And a while ago they are condemning us for selling drinks they enjoy obviously at a cheaper rate
Metcheeeeew.... Hope they'll use all these to get more skullaship

HeyCorleone:
Where is my bottle of Groundnut oil?

Check in the backyard... You left it there the last time

Corrinthians:
Okay. The said people are the ones that tie the legs and hands of pigs, pick them in Ifesinachi buses like sardines and forcefully convey them to the north and South West. That is ipob logic for you.

Why not give us our freedom first huhn?


We proud pigs will continue to possess more and more of your land until you give us what we want. After all we're one zoo animals (one nigeria)

post=66397156:

Only intellectual people will actually know what that means.

I understood it oo ... So I have sense like dis

tspouse:
Please guys help.

My girlfriend turn fiance switch off and hide her phone whenever we are together. Anytime I ask her to give me her phone she gave unnecessary excuses. Is that enough reason for Me to suspect her because am already suspecting her Please I need your advise

Yep and no

Yes maybe she's trying to hide something or someone from you

And no because I do that a lot when I'm with my boyfriend who's an extremely jealous type that questions my every call... I hope you're not like dah towards her

focus7:
These osu monkeys constitute about 70% of the problem of this country, i only wonder if Nigeria will ever recover from the fake products that floods Nigeria market through these fake jews.

Yet the terrorists and skull miners wont let us go

tooth4tooth:
Chai!! See talent wasting away .instead of you to get your own brand, channel all your energy and skills to make it a quality product ,you chose to produce poison to consumers.

It's not "poison" it's just a fake brand, if you drink it you won't die
and like he said he had plans of starting up his own. I guess twas capital that pushed him to it

Basic123:

emir is an Arabic word for a President or a leader.

you Christians are too ignorant.
Especially Igbo Christians

Although I am not in support of the oba move anyway!

He just asked a simple question and you're insulting not just a tribe but also a religion...

Hate full your body tueh!!!

Codedrock:

I actually was quoting you both

It's obvious I have no idea of what the op was talking about.
You na came to scatter my head with your own

MysteriousAnn:
Zambia? Eh. Africa countries and bad news. Tch.

Stop shouting African countries and bad news... The ones they do in other continent's countries nko ?

Is it because they conceal theirs while we we're quick to expose our own.

There's good, bad, evil and absurdity everywhere. And besides this is Nairaland not dollarland. So expect good and bad news from here