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Business / Re: Access Bank Approves Paternity Leave For Male Employees by makky555(f): 11:35pm On Jan 17
wane01:
This people want men to start forging fake birth certificates so as to stay off work abi

They'll also ask for you pregnant wife's pictures in the labour room...
Family / Re: My Husband Doesn't Want Me To Be Close To His Brothers. Is He Normal? by makky555(f): 11:06pm On Jan 17
He is occultic sad
Travel / Re: LASEMA Rescues Woman Trapped In Mud Under Third Mainland Bridge by makky555(f): 10:53pm On Jan 17
ifyalways:
This is the second person to get stuck in that place.

What are they looking for there undecided

Were they thrown in or they walked themselves right into the puddle

Don't mind all those witches that will be flying without destination
Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranks The Second Worst Country In Electricity Supply In 2017 by makky555(f): 10:45pm On Jan 17
[quote author=Ceejay8 post=64282527]In my next world, GOD I WILL LOVE TO BE A NIGERIAN,We are always 1st or 2nd[/quote
You're an evil somebody grin grin

Go joor
Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranks The Second Worst Country In Electricity Supply In 2017 by makky555(f): 10:43pm On Jan 17
Shaev7:
I thought is No. 1
Am sure it was not properly selected. I trust my country, its No. 1 on that kind of thing.

Get out of my head smiley
Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranks The Second Worst Country In Electricity Supply In 2017 by makky555(f): 10:41pm On Jan 17
I thought we are the first sef... Only a matter of time Shaa... Next year I'm sure we'd be ranked no. 1 grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shows Off Weed As His Breakfast! (Photos) by makky555(f): 10:01pm On Jan 17
pawesome:
is called thermal transfer grin


Didn't know grin angry
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shows Off Weed As His Breakfast! (Photos) by makky555(f): 7:53pm On Jan 17
pawesome:
Hnbffghiijhdethgdd

Wizkid smoke weed na you the highness con catch lipsrsealed undecided angry
Crime / Re: Osun Grandma Sets Fire On 9-Year-Old Grandchild's Hands For Eating Siblings Food by makky555(f): 7:19pm On Jan 17
I didn't have the opportunity to meet my grandparents but I thought they're meant to be the ones we always want to look forward to meeting in the village? undecided sad

Why's this witch different! angry angry angry
Travel / Re: Obituary Of Boy Killed After His Father Tried To Avoid Hitting Child On The Road by makky555(f): 3:22pm On Jan 17
Rip boy...

May we not type RIP for any of our family members or friends.
Amen
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Wrong About Pastor Sam Adeyemi On Tithing by makky555(f): 1:45pm On Jan 17
OrestesDante:
angry




∆ I stand with freeze!!! ∆
If you like sit down with freeze
Lie down with freeze
Eat with freeze
Dine with freeze
Nobody cares


We would still pay tithes and offerings

#LeaveUsTheSheeples alone
#LUTS

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Politics / Re: Stick Only To Your Religious Calling, Presidency Tells CAN Scribe, Musa Asake by makky555(f): 12:59pm On Jan 17
sarrki:
I think I totally agreed with presidency on this

Most of our so called religious leaders have turned the pulpit to a campaign and ethnic ground

They are more with the corrupt politician than the masses

Ah! Nigerians.... You people will still be the one to coman shout "what are our pastors saying about So so so and so"

Now they've spoken you're still complaining
Crime / Re: Meet Faith Amadi Who Lost Her Virginity To Gang Rapists At 17 (Photos) by makky555(f): 8:24am On Jan 17
entrepreneurmic:
I LIKE YOUR MATURE ANSWER TO THAT PERSON ABOVE.

Lol thanks... We cannot coman be killing awasef for unnecessary things like that grin
Crime / Re: Meet Faith Amadi Who Lost Her Virginity To Gang Rapists At 17 (Photos) by makky555(f): 10:35pm On Jan 16
tayo200:

your father..

Is a good man

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Crime / Re: Meet Faith Amadi Who Lost Her Virginity To Gang Rapists At 17 (Photos) by makky555(f): 10:33pm On Jan 16
Wow smiley

You said it all

MrMcJay:

She's telling the world to encourage people who are passing through pain to stay strong. She has found a purpose for living and I doubt if you've found yours. I suggest you get off Nairaland and get something useful to do with your life.


You should take her story and give it to someone with an IQ higher than yours to read and break it down to your level. Thereafter, go and sit in one corner and think about your life.


As foolish as your question is, I'm surprised that out of the millions of spermatozoa released, you were the fastest to make it.

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen In Benue: Cartoon Of The Day By Punch Newspaper by makky555(f): 9:11pm On Jan 16
Coldfeets:
The logic is quite simple.

Herdsmen are not threatening to create their own country.

Ipob wants to create their own country.

I recommend a sprinkle of sense for you...
Two times daily for the rest of you life

Politics / Re: Herdsmen In Benue: Cartoon Of The Day By Punch Newspaper by makky555(f): 9:03pm On Jan 16
iamJ:
ipob was against federal government, benue crisis is cultural, govt will use a hard hand on anybody against the republic, nothing bias there biko

You've always displayed your stupidity everywhere.... Even if the cartoonist is Igbo is the publisher who is in charge and responsible for every word on his paper not a Yoruba man?

Be talking senselessly and claiming no filtered attitude

Better goan meet those ogi(pap) sellers let them filter your brain.

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Religion / Re: I Want To Start Paying My Tithes To The Poor. Is Any Thing Wrong With That? by makky555(f): 3:06pm On Jan 14
Paulpeterparker:
I really hate to see pastor riding on private jets while the poor are suffering. So i have decided to start paying my tithe's to the poor. Am i right? Or am making a very big mistake.


Enemy of progress...

But you don't hate to see Davido and Wizkid in private jets while the poor suffer ba??
You'll be willing to pay heaven and earth to attend concert but you cannot pay common 10%to pastors who pray for you

Ika ni e
Religion / Re: House On The Rock Communion Day Outfits: Right Or Wrong? (Pics) by makky555(f): 2:52pm On Jan 14
In my church, The Holy Communion is served to only Born again (practicing christians) who made themselves available at the altar, & white is more acceptable rep for holiness, as worn on Baptism days...


From this act, they are actually possessing their members with some demons which watches over their destiny, thereby gaining access to them at anytime, just for the selfish gains of the Leaders. This is a Satanic initiation ceremony!


The communion is a covenant... You're making a covenant between yourself and a deity...so it's not compulsory you wear white. That's their choice .

Besides you can serve yourself communion.... You don't need to do it in church in front of everybody
Health / Re: 10 Most Terrifying Insects In The World(photos) by makky555(f): 1:28pm On Jan 14
Goose pimples all over me....

As if cockroaches weren't enough angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Massive Owl Killed In My House This Morning (pics) by makky555(f): 3:08pm On Jan 13
yanshDoctor:
i cant really tell. but witches do make use of this bed.

No sir they make use of this mattress

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Nairaland / General / Re: Massive Owl Killed In My House This Morning (pics) by makky555(f): 3:06pm On Jan 13
BanDonTayaMe:
Why did you kill it? Don’t tell you you’re going to eat it



You're wicked grin.

But I like et like dah..this picture just made my coming week
Education / Re: Chukwununso Nomeh, Prisoner Is NOUN Overall Best PG Student In Enugu by makky555(f): 12:33pm On Jan 13
Emac34:
someone should summarised the write up



FTC twice this year haha am getting there


That's obviously what headlines are for smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Moesha Boduong: "Being Curvy Is Not A Crime'' by makky555(f): 9:46pm On Jan 12
NaoSlay:


Is this not the fat girl that attended Brooklyn high school with me?

She has reduced drastically tho.

I guess working out helped out .

All I can see now is a large Poo Tank.



Nooo she is not the one....

This one attended badagry nursery /primary and secondary school
Romance / Re: Man Who Duped His Fiancée Arrested And Placed In A Police Cell by makky555(f): 9:28pm On Jan 12
Liliyann:
undecided

Most ladies in love don't think with their brain

I can only borrow someone money that I know if they don't pay it won't bother me.

I was once of your notion... Till I fell in love real hard that I did things I wouldn't do on a norma...

Thank God I took charge of my heart before things went outta hand.

Don't jump into conclusions like that... With Relationship goes trust
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Slams RCCG 50-Day Fasting & Prayer by makky555(f): 8:56pm On Jan 12
tippyboy:
blaming the failure of this country on pastors is not cool.

Freeze is not in position to give this advice,
Matthew 7:5
You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

Freeze with your creativities and innovations how many mansions you don own.

You should focus more on your life cos I'm pretty sure most of the people doing the fasting and prayers are richer you.


More blessings follow you
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Slams RCCG 50-Day Fasting & Prayer by makky555(f): 8:48pm On Jan 12
desreek9:
I was expecting this "fridge" to quote a bible verse saying we shudnt fast for 50 days, so because Jesus fasted for 40 days we all must fast 40 days, so we cant choose to fast for more or less than 40days smh

It's obvious he's against pentecostals from this write up, if not why is he bringing up catholic and muslim countries with wealth, don't they have thousands of churches and mosques there, dont they have politicians who rule and maintain their collective wealth, do they blame their priests and imams for infrastructure and whatnot?

He should direct his rants to our politicians, pastors and churches can only assist however they can which they've been doing from time immemorial.

You will live long

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Family / Re: 3-year-old Boy Shows Swag In Adorable Birthday Photo Shoot by makky555(f): 8:28pm On Jan 12
Awwwn cute little boy.... He already looks like a corrupt politician tho grin

Kidding
Romance / Re: “My Girlfriend Snatched My Abroad-Based Boyfriend, Now They Are Getting Married” by makky555(f): 8:23pm On Jan 12
Charleynmuo:

Yea true




Awww..Uv got such a cute smile.

Thanks sir
Travel / Re: What Should I Do If I Am In A Plane That Is About To Crash In Minutes? by makky555(f): 8:20pm On Jan 12
chillychill:




Y wont I believe in God,m not an atheist.. I pray anything that won't make me believe in God should not come my way.

Amen

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Travel / Re: What Should I Do If I Am In A Plane That Is About To Crash In Minutes? by makky555(f): 11:31am On Jan 06
chillychill:
damn! See kwesion... Well, I'll just start praying to God to forgive all my shortcomings n kip shouting lahi laha ila n la wink till my last breathe(I hope n pray i remember sha o cos e no easy o) cheesy

Tot you didn't believe in God
Business / Re: What Would Be Your Business Plan If You Had The Necessary Capital? by makky555(f): 7:08am On Jan 06
solasoulmusic:


Thank you more blessings maks

Thanks ma'am

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