sirBLUNT:
the only sex education i got from my parent is...
"if you impregnate any girl you will know how to feed her and which house you will keep her"

lobatan!

The one we got from our mothers when we started seeing our menses is "if any boy touches you on your breast or bumbum you'll get pregnant

Well for me I'd say opening a gym or a cinema but I lack proper financing ... Cuz getting gym equipment can be quite expensive as well as that of the cinema.

solasoulmusic:


Ok thanks I see how you crossed over into the new year however just a note to the people that posted please never share your ideas where juveniles roam free

Don’t care what you think about me and my ass as long as you stay kissing it it’s fine by me

Peace

Happy birthday

ameh99:
Start my small scale solar panel assembling factory

Shoe sole manufacturing...

Fiberglass furniture and upholstery

And finally begin work on building of my EV prototype....

You have vision and a bright future... God will help you

Macgreat:
Well, it was said that women were created to please men.

Very good tips I as an unmarried woman should learn from, yes i'd work and earn money for the family too but hey! Women are by default multi-taskers so she should learn to survive being a worker, a mother, a wife and sometimes a sibling with the help of the people around her ...if there are chore you can't handle, get a help who comes on shifts to do them for you.

But please change your notion we weren't "created" to "please" men

�.. Lol

RIPEnglish:
NLC is a corruption organs since oshiomole lefted there, They will not showed up when the people are needed them mostly.

Terminator1234g:
THIS NO CHANGE THE FACT THAT IPOB ARE BUNCH OF HOMOSEXUALS.
NASTY SET.

Your brain dey leak...
Use crewing gum to block it

And that's the excuse an olodo rabata would give...typographical error. Admit you're a dullard and help yourself.
See this thing wishing I'd join it's followers... I puke!!
Instead of you to look for a way to stitch your already stinking anus that you've slacked you're looking for more customers... Thank your gay paedophile father for raising you alongside your promiscuous mother. They did a good work on a waste of sperm

Thank God the dullard said "changed" so indirectly while a stupid barf like you was changing it, you were repeating after me.

I have flat head, agreed but your own is like the back of black and white television. Lonely Pig.. You're gonna die lonely If you don't change.

You're gonna get the treatment deserving of a fool like yourself. So mention and quote your generation for all I care...
If you like repeat after me like you usually do as you don't have a mind of your own.
Gay Bleeping Nitwit that lacks sense of direction in life

jnfoage:


The old stinking kpekus opo who couldn't write a letter suddenly started writing her life story on my mention, what an irony.

The opo job that has been in your lineage is the only means of survival among the family, FACT.

Lol, the opo has suddenly joined my followers, opo, I don't do olosho, less speak of the stinking kpekus variety.

Opo, a comment that is quoted and changed is still coming from the smelly opo, as long as it is attached to the cursed opo moniker, don't you understand?

Opo has lost it, the next thing is to start grabbing a rotten straw in the name of spelling, opo, go and learn the meaning of typographical error.

Opo, follow me till the end of time, I don't do opo, though I understand it is your heritage.

Opo, I never knew you are related to those flatheaded beings, thanks for the head-up.

RadicallyBlunt:

How. Dont get

I browsed it...

RadicallyBlunt:

Babe why na. I'm d movie you need.

Ya a lieing somebody
God aff catchyu

Obodo999:


I always tell myself my money and sperm are too precious to be wasted.

Well what if the lady you're interested in doesn't ask for either.

jnfoage:


Opo, I didn't ask for poems written for you when you were in chains.

Small fry opo, what I say in simple terms is that; though opo work is transmitted through genes in your lineage, you can still break away from that bandage.

How can a whole family be living on opo as a profession?

Opo, manage and don't allow excessive gbololo to overslak the already slacked rotten kpekus especially as 2018 knocks.

My 2 cent.

I like the fact that you always repeat after me in my quotes thereby personalizing it to yourself (makes you even more stupid) admitting to being all those things you're called is a step forward to help better your sorry life.

Over slacked Kpekus
Gbololo
Opo
The three things your life revolves around

It won't surprise me to to know that your pained life is also surrounded by the male genital organ being inserted into your anus GAY BASTARD!
Tueh! You stink! go and sew your "over slacked" anus

I'm wasting my time on someone that cannot spell correctly;
"break away from the bandage"
"overslak"

You must be One of those dust-eating Afonja pigs who is always seeking the attention of people.
Newsflash asshole! You disgust me, you disgust humanity and what's more? You disgust yourself.

Once more steer clear you lonely r_e_t_a_r_d_e_d i_m_b_e_c_i_l_e

Don't worry I'll wait for the movie to come out in the cinema

RadicallyBlunt:

As in ehn, my TV screen is customised for you.

Its not like the common black small flat LCD thats everywhere.

This one is BIGger, longer by the front and sides and has a lot if wires running thru it. And its color brown with fat round Kpomo button at the tip. It has in-built UPS so no power failure can affect it. You need to see it ASAP.

jnfoage:


Opo, I am not your customer, certainly you don't have to write any letter to me.

Opo, try and live off your usual business, though I understand it is a heritage, but something can still be done.

Then maybe a nursery poem will help me better explain to a dundy like you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can see you're mad
I've told you to shoo!!!

RadicallyBlunt:

Its not out yet. The copy right is in my bedroom

Why ...
Do you have a different t.v screen from others?

RadicallyBlunt:

Babe If you taste postinor 2 ehn, you no go wan watch postinor 1 again.
Make we make arrangement if u dey Lagos. Come watch am for my side.

Is it not out in the cinema??

RadicallyBlunt:
God go save us o. Hope fake postinor 2 no dey town sha

I've asked this question before... Is postinor 2 a movie cuz I've not watched postinor 1

babablogger:
The press/media is 70 percent of Nigerias problem


They publish unverified and fake news

Hope you're not throwing stones at your own glass house?

Unsad:
You can't play the " My son got treated in Nigeria" card bih. If you've not flown him out the country you're still gonna do so!! We're not fooled.

He himself did he get treated in Nigeria?

Not a fan of wizkid but every little thing lakpa do... Orobo go wan do...

Every little thing wizkid do... Davido go want do.
#singing

Donjazzy12:

Slay queens are prostitutes and lesbians!

OK. Your opinion

rayopt:


thats my point. . .
@Op is just on the guy's side. . .but i have seen alot of girls get friendzoned and are doing it for real.

Although, i have to admit that it is kinda dangerous getting a girl friendzoned. . .very dangerous i say

Very dangerous sir And it's sad

FemiEddy:

Damn right, girls own is rare but worst cos dey cant control their emotions like guys

You're right sir but for me if I like or I'm crushing on a guy and I see he's not reciprocating one way or another I'll find a reason to kill whatever feelings I have. For instance I'll just tell myself "what do I see in him anyway? He's too short for me or he's too handsome or he doesn't have flat tummy ... I wonder how you guys manage.

Not entirely true.... Everyone is not the same

AreaFada2:

It's hard to friendzone a girl for a long time. Because she might still be "eating" your money and giving the cookie to others. She will not stay in friendzone without some benefits falling to her. No way. So it is a loose-loose situation for a guy. Also remember that girls will be actively "toasted" regularly by others. So she would certainly like one of her toasters a bit to succumb.

If she cannot get her way soon (if she really digs you) she might become your enemy soon or spread rumor about that you are gay.

In any case, even if she fancies you, she would still have a casual bf on the side to meet certain needs: financial, sexual, etc.

PDJT:


Who are these “slay queens” people keep mentioning? Is it those girls that are no longer virgins?

Not necessarily sir after all we have deflowered girls that can't be categorised as a "slay queens" (no insult intended from the start though)

You're very correct sir...
The spiritual things which are imperishable things like faith, Heavenly wisdom, grace, favor, etc is capable of bringing forth the perishable...

Thank you so much

ebenholer:

Bible says no one can receive anything except it is given from above...but things we can receive from above are in forms; spiritual things(strictly for those who have relationship heaven those who have Godly characters), material things/physical things( meant for all and sundry irrespective of either u believe in God or not). But the latter are perishable and can be eaten up within few seconds. So who will now blame Charly just because he is an atheist and yet he is rich does not mean he should boast cos the giver of such riches can claim them back at any time.

No need to write so long a letter to you

You've already confirmed everything I've said and you've told me about your lineage ...

Adios sucker

jnfoage:

Lol, funny how a well trained opo places conditions for quoting her.

Opo, if not for the existence of gbololo, how do you survive, let's be frank here, that is a fact, no doubt about that, you can't survive it.

Opo, if not that it is a business that runs in your lineage, how comes you get pained when it is apparently condemned on any platform? Leave opo work and stop getting touchy when it is condemned,dat one no be work.

Opo, I'm not a randy fool, stop mistaking me for your father.

Mentally deranged family?

Opo, you don't need to tell me about your family, it is very obvious, even your means of survival says a lot.

Opo, stop deceiving yourself, you know within yourself you are not worth 2 church rats less speak of a human, I don't want to talk about generation.

Ugly opo, find better work, is not everything you must inherit, though I know it is in the blood.

Oluwaseyi00:


Both of you have laid a very bad foundation For your life and destiny.. Only Jesus can restructure it, Accept him today.

You're right but this is a fanatic response... They won't accept Jesus Christ by merely advising them to... Why not ask the Holy Spirit on their behalf

cruchenutii:
I asked these same questions on my thread yeah? https://www.nairaland.com/4118415/how-break-up-girlfriend-without

And Wait!



Odikwa Risky oh !

It's heartless...

Errr @ OP.
Aside the fact that you don't love her or maybe she's not one rich posh slay queen... Does she possess other characteristics that is a turn off for you?

Let me rephrase... Do you think she's a "wife material"?

Upcoming freeze but he's right to an extent... Notwithstanding we still need the blessings of our fathers;Heavenly Father, earthly father and spiritual father