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Travel / Re: I Have 600k..which Country Can I Travel To And Start A Good Life.. by meisterkitan(m): 6:33am On Oct 03, 2016
freudianslip:
Sorry to say bro, I doubt if anyone could start a good life with 600k outside naija. with the present exchange rate, 600k is equivalent to $1379. As someone opined, Gambia should be OK or Togo & Benin republic.peace!
I am


Cc: Jeffrey Jamez
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Saw Danfo In Houston, Texas (photos) by meisterkitan(m): 5:37am On Jun 26, 2016
Vanquay16:


Nigerian by Heritage, spent all my life except first 8 years in the States...Young Nigerians are alright and no, I don't act like Nigerians, I can't hate myself.

But you are on Nairaland grin

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Saw Danfo In Houston, Texas (photos) by meisterkitan(m): 5:26am On Jun 26, 2016
fiizznation:
This is a mommymobile Volkswagen shiity car. People hated this thing so much that I even began to think, maybe it was a crime for the manufacturers of this shiity thing to have created it in the first place. There was even some serious debate about this thing back then in 2006. Anyway the usually come in different colours and shapes. Very disgusting piece of crap. Funny, this thing reminded me of the Chrysler/vw partnership.

A.k.A danfo and yes it's still saving many lives in Lagos , Nigeria .
Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi's Wife, Kate Buried Today by meisterkitan(m): 10:02pm On Jun 15, 2016
Metobime:
Keshi don get d certificate to dey carry women now
Not anymoreanymore embarassed
Travel / Re: Should I Go To America Or Forget About It? by meisterkitan(m): 7:05pm On Jun 09, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


I swear!... Lol.....

What would Jesus do? grin
Romance / Re: Her Phone Is Always Switched Off Every Evening by meisterkitan(m): 1:46pm On Jun 09, 2016
rosieluv:

lols ur imagination tho

grin
Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by meisterkitan(m): 3:30pm On Jun 08, 2016
meisterkitan:
How do you feel when a guy that asks you out but you refused succeeds in shaving your bestie angry.


No answer?
Romance / Re: Her Phone Is Always Switched Off Every Evening by meisterkitan(m): 2:47pm On Jun 08, 2016
rosieluv:

naw dat sounds lyk obsession,y nt jes pay her a surprise visit one of dose evenings dan u buggin her room. If her fone is always off every evening,den its suspicious.

Or prolly they have scheduled power supply in her area where she lives and phone goes off same time every day. grin
Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by meisterkitan(m): 12:01am On Jun 08, 2016
How do you feel when a guy that asks you out but you refused succeeds in shaving your bestie angry.
Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by meisterkitan(m): 8:40pm On Jun 07, 2016
rosieluv:

lols really? tell me more

Is this supposed to b part of get to know guys question? sad
Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by meisterkitan(m): 8:36pm On Jun 07, 2016
Twaci:
Ola lipsrsealed


Yea dearie grin
Travel / Re: Withdraw Money From GTB Mastercard In US? by meisterkitan(m): 8:43am On Jun 07, 2016
Lewist:
pls I need info on this too can the grab MasterCard work in US?
Yes , so I was told at the bank on friday
Travel / Re: Which Website Is The Most Translated In The World? Drop Your Views by meisterkitan(m): 8:15am On Jun 07, 2016
percyking:
The answer will shock you. I want to first of all see you views before i drop the answer

Easy ......Jw.org
Events / Re: Wedding Photos Of Bridesmaids In Suit by meisterkitan(m): 7:58am On Jun 07, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


Its against the bro code to wear brown shoes on black Suit grin


Says who? As long as it goes with the belt then no problem.
Events / Re: Wedding Photos Of Bridesmaids In Suit by meisterkitan(m): 7:57am On Jun 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by meisterkitan(m): 9:58pm On Jun 06, 2016
rosieluv:

hehehehehe am a graduate,and i get dat a lot. so am nt 16

Big deal.. i graduated at 16 grin




From one of the best secondary schools around
Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by meisterkitan(m): 9:52pm On Jun 06, 2016
safarigirl:
show me a girl obsessed with 6-pack and I'll show you 10,000 guys obsessed with booobs and asss.

Those two aren't the same. You can't make yourself have boobies or asssss cuz it's a natural thing, but you can work on a 6-pack. A woman who wants her man with abs can help him work out and he'll have abs, but what happens when you want a girl with boobs or a big asss?

You can't get that in a gym, you can only get it at a theater




Enlargement cream abound , duh!! angry
Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by meisterkitan(m): 9:48pm On Jun 06, 2016
kaboninc:


Please tell us what is after sex activity
.
Something like reading after exams maybe grin
Travel / Re: I Finally Got To America-thanks Nairaland! by meisterkitan(m): 6:40pm On Jun 06, 2016
jwillng:
A library I visited. Built about 40 years ago-at a cost of of $800k-an expansion is built close by for about 23 Million dollars. This got me thinking $23 Million for a library-after building one 40 years before for $800k-definitely means the community and government has seen the benefits of having a library. I also learnt that community meetings were called before the County embarked on the new expansion. If Nigeria is to get to where we need to be, we must rapidly acquire knowledge. In my entire life in Nigeria, aside from University and secondary school-I only went to a public library twice. These libraries I have visited here in the USA are filled with old and young.
. If we build libraries in Nigeria , i trust our nigerian girls to discover another selfie picture taking spots grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Top 5 Nigerian Songs With Senseless Lyrics by meisterkitan(m): 7:41am On Jun 06, 2016
It's your boy..........


I wonder how this didn't make your list , i suspekt Nlc is at work here grin

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Romance / Re: by meisterkitan(m): 1:23am On May 24, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
I actually know someone who pulled this kinda stunt, I was waiting for him at the bustop and I noticed when he came down, the girl was just looking at him through window, and it got me wondering... and he told me something like this..... grin

Cc:meisterkitan grin




Lovely day it was ... I just hope it's not that girls curse that is shading cuties away this days embarassed times are hard
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PHOTO: Yet Another Jobless Nigerian Lady On The Street With Her Placard by meisterkitan(m): 10:18pm On May 21, 2016
Fifthcolumnist:
That lady is my secondary school class mate.


Say God!! shocked

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PHOTO: Yet Another Jobless Nigerian Lady On The Street With Her Placard by meisterkitan(m): 10:11pm On May 21, 2016
JeffreyJamez:



So what did she learn in school then?..... undecided.....I studied English in school.... but I'm a web designer/programmer and I didn't learn it from any institution.. I didn't pay anybody a dime... I knew what I wanted, I got my resources online....I was doing fine (..and still doing fine) ,till I got a Job with an IT company as the IT manager, not because of my Certificate (……which I don't even have Lol) ..but because of what I taught myself.... and till now, I still do my web designing on the side for extra income.


Comman give me money embarassed

Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Introduced Me To Nairaland,how Do I Thank Him? by meisterkitan(m): 9:55pm On May 21, 2016
JeffreyJamez:



Hahaha I know how that feels.


Share your story *rubspalm* I might learn from itit cry
Events / Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by meisterkitan(m): 9:12pm On May 21, 2016
BNLR:
Stop attending uninvited events. You are not helping the economy.


Celebrant should also approach proffesional events planner to avoid uninvited guest at your party. It is dangerous.




Preach bro preach!!!!
Events / Re: How To Get Food At A Nigerian Wedding by meisterkitan(m): 9:09pm On May 21, 2016
oluwanoni:
my parents once went to a wedding, even pure them no see drink, they ended up eating in shoprite, personally if I am going to a party where someone that knows someone that's knows someone that knows the bride or groom, I make sure I eat before I come but if I know the bride or groom, one na serve yourself if them pass me by.

Romance / Re: I Wanna Join The 'awon Werey' Group by meisterkitan(m): 8:11pm On May 20, 2016
I want attention
Romance / Re: How To Spot Sex Starved Guys In Public Places by meisterkitan(m): 1:29pm On May 20, 2016
Tonydeeb:

Oh, believe me, they do sometimes... albeit, you should note I said 'Bosoms' and not 'Barca', as even in such situations, I in more cases than can remember have noticed the expression in the face of another person coming in my direction.
When you see such person looking at you and beyond you alternatively, then it's a hunch the lady you just passed by is looking back at you.
Just look back and you catch 'em staring...
Disclaimer:Not always cool


Hehehehehhe hypothesis cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Wanna Join The 'awon Werey' Group by meisterkitan(m): 12:41pm On May 20, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


morofoko...so you dey this yard grin grin


I like to hide grin

Plus old account deactivated
Romance / Re: I Wanna Join The 'awon Werey' Group by meisterkitan(m): 12:35pm On May 20, 2016
JeffreyJamez:





Yeahhhh!!! Caught ya grin
Romance / Re: I Wanna Join The 'awon Werey' Group by meisterkitan(m): 12:19pm On May 20, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


Oya add meme grin
Romance / Re: How To Spot Sex Starved Guys In Public Places by meisterkitan(m): 11:58am On May 20, 2016
Tonydeeb:
Sex-hungry niggars everywhere!.
I'm guilty of none, what's up with controlling the urge?, I dnt even give attention to ladies I meet on my way or anywhere else, all I do is admire the face(if pretty) and walk away... Some of 'em would even look back thinking you would look at their bosoms!... How bosom wan help me?

How do you know they look back? shocked

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