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Phones / Re: Whatsapp Voice Note Is The Best Invention by Mekanus(m): 7:48pm On Apr 25
How I hate voice note. Something I can use just few seconds to read, I will now be wasting 5 minutes to listen to it. Nonsense.
Celebrities / Re: There Is Only One GOAT In My Country And It’s Me,” - Davido Brags by Mekanus(m): 8:43pm On Apr 18
Biggest he goat he meant to say. Simp pro max.

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Celebrities / Re: "It's Confirmed Chief Priest Is Not Small. Money Na Water" Cubana Chief Priest by Mekanus(m): 5:24pm On Apr 17
LegendHero:
Lol, be like say these guys don’t understand the meaning of bail.

—Bobrisky pleaded guilty, so the case is straightforward.

—Cubana pleaded not guilty, he will be release on bail because of the of the kind of offense which is bailable.

—Then EFCC will now need to proof that he is guilty with all their evidence.

—Then if found truly guilty, the judge will now sentence him with at that point.

So why is he celebrating?
Thanks so much for this comment. This thread just made me realise that a lot of nairalanders are super Dumbo.

That someone has been granted bail in a court doesn't mean the person is now free.

Cubana chief priest may not have also paid the bail money in cash, he could have just provided two sureties in like sum, that means the two sureties will provide evidence of owning properties worth 10M.

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Education / Re: 2 Female NSUK Students Killed In Stampede For Palliatives In Nasarawa (Photos) by Mekanus(m): 12:36pm On Mar 22
Even the universities that should be an epitome of orderliness is still messing up. These palliatives should have been shared on departmental level, then each department will then share to their students according to their level. What nonsense.
Phones / Re: How To Check Your NIN Status & View Unknown Numbers Linked To Your NIN by Mekanus(m): 6:16pm On Feb 07
Alternatively, you can download the NIMC app and view it through the app.
Religion / Re: Nigerian Man Berates Church For Holding Service During Working Hours (Video) by Mekanus(m): 7:24pm On Jan 26
Jennyclay:
Biko, live and let live undecided

You that has been hustling since 1900 what have you achieved undecided. See how worn-out your two trucks look, you can’t even afford to buy new trucks.

I doubt if those trucks have brakes undecided.

Nigeria need prayers right now. God need to deliver us from rapist, murderers, kidnappers and evil leaders.
Mathias Ezeaku, the man in that video is richer than your family.

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Food / Re: How Do I Stop My Mum From Consuming Excess Beef And Indomie? by Mekanus(m): 12:40pm On Jan 21
Testiebobo:
I'hv being trying to stop my mum from consuming excess beef in her food including her addiction to indomie, but to no avail she is not gonna stop. She can eat five pieces of beef in a small plate of rice at a time. And she is not the type that use to stress herself or engage in any exercise, too much of indomie and beef is excess fat. How do i advice her as her child?
Indomie is the only bad thing she's consuming. Red meat is good, forget the lies we've been fed about red meat all these while. Try and convince her to stop Indomie.

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Crime / Re: 26-Year-Old Woman Kills Married Lover In Rivers State (Pics) by Mekanus(m): 4:10pm On Jan 20
Don't go to prison where there's no pussy/dick because of pussy/dick.
Sports / Re: Victor Bekewei Is The Nigerian Spiderman! (Stunt Videos) by Mekanus(m): 8:28pm On Jan 19
Don't try this at home.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Portal Shut As Kwara Garment Factory Gets Over 8,000 Applications In 48 Hours by Mekanus(m): 6:49pm On Jan 17
Julibet:
80% slots will be shared among politicians distributed among LGAs, 15% slot for Governor's list ,the remaining 5% merit. God help Nigerians. undecided
Which 5% merit? I don't think anybody is getting that job on merit. They may have employed the people they need already and just using the application for eye service.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 5:43pm On Jan 17
Prechy2836:

Turn both off and observe I've noticed this since the days of RN8 I'm still using it.
Okay.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 9:45pm On Jan 16
23jerryking:
Not really bro, it's still the same even after leaving the sun area. Even when you turn off the screen and return, it only changes back to normal after a restart.
Exactly.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 9:40pm On Jan 16
Prechy2836:

How about these options
the first option is on while the second is off.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 4:09pm On Jan 16
Edopesin:


Are you sure it's not the sunlight mode that is active
It's off.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Mekanus(m): 6:18am On Jan 16
23jerryking:
Guys please I notice my Redmi 10 c loses color when exposed to direct sunlight, although not always but sometimes it does this and the screen flickers too. This has continued even after series of updates.
My redmi note 12 does it too. Even the note 8 I used before the 12 had the same issue. Switch off automatic brightness, it should stop. Xiaomi should really look into this issue.
Food / Re: Will You Accept This Gift From A Neighbor by Mekanus(m): 8:20pm On Jan 15
I go chop the soup and chop her join later sef.
Politics / Re: Army Releases Video Of Encounter With Bandits In Southern Kaduna by Mekanus(m): 4:26pm On Jan 13
But this operation looks so uncoordinated.

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Business / Re: Video Of production Flaring At Dangote Refinery by Mekanus(m): 7:29am On Jan 13
Why are they still flaring gas?

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Romance / Re: How Would You React To Your Girlfriend Blocking You From Viewing Her Status by Mekanus(m): 1:08pm On Jan 07
felasey1:
So guys

How would you react if find our your girlfriend
blocked you from viewing her status on Whatsapp?

Seems no biggie but what about the intentions behind?
You're saying it's no Biggie but it's actually a big Biggie, serious red flag.

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Religion / Re: International Christian Worship Center Uyo. Photos by Mekanus(m): 3:47pm On Jan 03
I heard that the state government wasted a whooping 32 billion on this structure. People will now go there to pray for jobs that the money should have been used to create. This country can never get it right.

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Food / Re: Tomato Paste Is Not Good For Stew. Finding by Mekanus(m): 11:51am On Dec 28, 2023
Nicepoker:
Tomatoes is just 40% the binding agent is corn starch. 60%.
I don't think there's even an atom of tomato in those canned nonsense. What they use is just tomato flavour. So saying 40% is giving them undeserved pass mark. People should avoid those packaged chemicals.

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Food / Re: How Much Would You Have Bought These Plantains In Your Area In Nigeria ? by Mekanus(m): 3:09pm On Dec 25, 2023
nizelgirl:
2k in Port Harcourt but just like you said me I don't buy, I plant them in my garden because the way my family consumes plantain I don't think I can survive buying them in the market. It's over 9 years I bought plantain.
And you have it all year round?
Food / Re: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by Mekanus(m): 11:05am On Dec 09, 2023
You just wasted 5k+ to buy a whole lot of junk.

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Romance / Re: Impregnating Your Spouse Before Marriage Is Not A Guarantee by Mekanus(m): 8:10pm On Dec 08, 2023
You people always try to use your fictional God to justify everything. If you like don't test your woman's fertility before marriage and keep shouting God knows best.

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Food / Re: See The Quantity Of Granulated Sugar I Bought #50. by Mekanus(m): 6:46pm On Dec 06, 2023
Beremx:
Dangote sugar is very expensive. I wonder how much St. Louis sugar is sold now. The last time I bought it was in early 2000s. I have switched to Dangote sugar tey tey. We can't do without sugar that's the problem.
It is well
Who told you you can't do without sugar?
Religion / Re: What Changed After I Started Paying My Tithe by Mekanus(m): 9:57am On Nov 05, 2023
jaephoenix:

Jealousy? Really? Jealous of who? The guy wasting his money via tithes?
I’m in my mid forties and haven't tithed a dime but I'm way better than my tithing colleagues and siblings. Matter of fact I loaned my tithing bro money last week.
Who does Elon Musk pay tithes to? Or Gates? Or Buffett? In fact, in the top 10 richest Nigerians, how many of them are Christians, never mind tithe payers.
These guys are just too dumb for me
don't mind these brainwashed religious dumb heads.
Romance / Re: You Will Not Know The Value Of A Woman Until Your New Soup Or Stew Get Burnt by Mekanus(m): 8:46am On Nov 04, 2023
This is the most senseless post on nairaland

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Family / Re: How Can 5k Be Managed In A Week by Mekanus(m): 8:40pm On Oct 23, 2023
Incorporate intermittent fasting into your life style, it will save you money and at the same time improve your health. You can start with 011 and graduate to 001 or 010 (one meal a day, OMAD)
Religion / Re: "RCCG Stands By You" - Pastor Adeboye Backs Israel by Mekanus(m): 11:58am On Oct 12, 2023
This pulpit bandit is not ashamed of himself.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Magnitude 6.3 Earthquake Hits Afghanistan. 2000 Killed, Many Injured by Mekanus(m): 2:57pm On Oct 08, 2023
Righteousness2:
Not just Afghanistan.
3 major Earthquakes hit the World yesterday.

Magnitude 6.0 hit Mexico
Magnitude 6.3 rattled Afghanistan
Magnitude 6.7 earthquake struck Papua New Guinea.

With what is Happening all over the places and right before our eyes, you don't need to be told that We are living right inside Bible Prophecies.

Brace yourselves Folks!
Birth pains are Pedal to Metal.
Get your ways right with JESUS CHRIST.
JESUS CHRIST incoming Quickly


So you still never get sense?
Religion / Re: I Lose Interest In Going To Church And I Don't Know Why. by Mekanus(m): 11:50am On Oct 08, 2023
Realman50:
I was the type of guy that love going to church both programs, mid-week service and Sunday service but i automatically stop going. Some times i found no reason and sometimes i found reasons...what is really happening to me please someone help me.
Nothing is wrong with you, you're just coming back to reality and your senses.

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Romance / Re: How To Deal With A Neighbor's Very Active Sexual Life by Mekanus(m): 7:34pm On Sep 28, 2023
Your moaning neighbour no be my problem, my problem with you is that you have a girlfriend and you're practising celibacy. Is your girlfriend a virgin? If she's not a virgin, bros just dey play, you hear.

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