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Programming / Re: PHP Laravel/vuejs/react Fullstack Developer Needed Urgently by Nmeri17: 9:14pm On Aug 18
Is it remote? If no, what's the location? What is the salary range?
Literature / Re: Nmeri's literary junkyard by Nmeri17: 3:33pm On Aug 17
Three years later. Thought to share this fairly recent piece about Messi's goal in 2015 here. Enjoy



Messi's most famous goals are the audacious solo goals against Madrid, getafe and bilbao. It takes a highly skilled dribbler to embark from the halfway line, taking on one high profile athlete after the other, until the keeper comes out, only to get slain like his peers. Obviously difficult to pull off

But his second goal against bayern in 2015 is funny in its difference. The move starts out just shy of the penalty box and seems simple to execute. No feint, very delicate touches, no mazy run or change in pace except during the motion's benedictory scene. He baited boateng. In the hasty moments that ensued, the towering German could be seen sprawled prone, lulled fast asleep by the sport's most potent anaesthetic–a medication administered by two very light touches

With his territory breached, prime neuer was Liberated from his nest to neutralise the insurgence. Just then, Leo sprinted toward the oncoming giant, before lobbing the ball with his weaker foot. Another featherlight touch, but with effects so devastating that the ball leaped beyond both the bulky goal tender's flailing arm, and the defender who parkoured in a futile bid to obstruct it from crossing the line

Spontaneous. Dinked just high enough to elude the German fortress. But the payload delivered from that angle, at the right weight, with precise accuracy. They are four touches that don't look strenuous. You can only guage how outrageous they are by their hypnotic effects on their victims. Martin Tyler rightly called it "astonishing". There is a level of proficiency where you do things others can't, perhaps more importantly, with aplomb and apparent ease
Programming / Re: I dey hear say Laravel And Vue Js dey fetch dollar money by Nmeri17: 10:05am On Jul 27
tensazangetsu20:
Better off learning spring boot and c# to be honest and looking for roles in banks and fintechs.

The problem with advice like this is that nobody will tell you such companies neither hire interns in those languages nor developers without lengthy years of experience in it. So, "learning... And looking for..." ,is imo a very poor roadmap toward the goal of increasing one's chances of landing lucrative dev roles

Kaczynski:
Better learn ruby and start working for startups


Ruby na hot cake these days


If you wan freelance, do PHP

This, on the other hand, I can't quite tell how true. Can you enlighten the group, preferably with actual job postings or some metric indicating that learning rails would facilitate the target?

I enquired about this same subject, months earlier, on a foreign forum, and was told by the devs there that the myth of "hotcake" is a lie. According to them, there's nothing you can learn now and have job(s) waiting for you the following day. But I'm quite open minded. If you've got a rarely used tech at your workplace or are privy to some hidden job board, I will jump ship from my paltry current job with immediate effect
Programming / Re: Backend Developer Nodejs And PHP by Nmeri17: 9:16pm On Jul 26
qtguru:


That's a negative mindset, there's niche gigs in Tech not the average crud apps, I'm on LinkedIn and recruiters are searching for "good" devs

Edakun, point them my way. How do we go about it
Programming / Re: I dey hear say Laravel And Vue Js dey fetch dollar money by Nmeri17: 9:12pm On Jul 26
Instead of gathering intel from the rumor mongers and spreading the word to us here, you're coming to seek light from your fellow blind people. No be juju be that?

@topic, I will be surprised that good for nothing language/stack can fetch anybody above 200k outside lagos
Programming / Re: Post Your Projects Here For Review by Nmeri17: 7:49pm On May 15
Shomek:
Nice work From you bro

You shall succed

Kindly leave a star on the repo Https://github.com/nmeri17/suphle and share the project with your php friends. Thank you
Programming / Re: Backend Developer Nodejs And PHP by Nmeri17: 7:45pm On May 15
Bongadu:


Tech bubble yaff burst nigger

What bubble has opened now?

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Programming / Re: Finding Remote Gigs by Nmeri17: 8:08am On May 08
BTW I never used upwork but the horror when I tried to use freelancer is the intense competition from paki and Indians with extensive work experience. Your bids will get swallowed and reside at the bottom. This was like ten years ago. I tried going back there last year or so only to realise they've introduced exams as well. So you can't even bid without the paid certification. That's my experience with that platform but I guess it's mitigated by your point about finding niches with very scarce workers
Programming / Re: Finding Remote Gigs by Nmeri17: 7:21am On May 08
qtguru:
Also let me know what content to touch on, I want to start doing How to get into XYZ platform gigs series.

I need followers on tiktok my username is @qtguru got some ideas foe my followers

1) a tutorial on suphle. I will highly appreciate and would be Available to work with you on a sample project utilising its features. Already have the project scope mapped out although I'm not really a ui man

2) getting into the java/spring boot/golang/rust space. I only see niche or abstract posts about these languages but I never see any vacancies for them or have a clue how to land a job working with them

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Programming / Re: Post Your Projects Here For Review by Nmeri17: 7:58am On Apr 27
Shomek:
What is the name of your framework?

Suphle. I don't know why the hash link does not work on that page. The docs are here https://angry-cray-9c191b.netlify.app while the bootcamp is here https://nmeri.hashnode.dev/a-synopsis-of-the-suphle-framework
Programming / Re: Post Your Projects Here For Review by Nmeri17: 9:38pm On Apr 25
Mine is a back end framework rather, written for php specifically but developers from spring boot and nestjs especially are welcomed. I discussed it in further detail here https://www.nairaland.com/post/128422675. If you'll be trying it out and need any form of assistance getting up to speed, I'm your guy. Don't hesitate to hit me up
Programming / Re: I Am A Php Developer I Need To Network With Other Php Developers by Nmeri17: 6:56pm On Mar 28
Php developer here. Nice to meet you. Kindly check this post to see if you can build something in your spare time https://www.nairaland.com/post/128422675
Politics / Re: Hardship: Nigerians Are In Pains And Frustration. My Experience This Morning. by Nmeri17: 6:38am On Mar 28
pansophist:


The third option.

Ditch off the imposed political system by the colonial masters and explore what works for us. The leadership of the whole is the most important segment of any people/society. China is very prosperous right now, but if they substitute their political system with our cesspit democracy, then they will be as dysfunctional as us.

This is my x.

This is what I originally asked you. What exactly, not beating around the bush or speaking in vague terms. What exactly works for us? Be explicit and direct. It's OK to say you don't know, if you don't
Romance / Re: See What This Gym Instructor Is Doing To Someone's Babe And Wife by Nmeri17: 7:45pm On Mar 20
ValCon888:
The crater between her legs looks like the site of a nuclear bomb blast.
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Politics / Re: Hardship: Nigerians Are In Pains And Frustration. My Experience This Morning. by Nmeri17: 5:45pm On Mar 18
pansophist:


What I proposed was implied.

That in a bid to protest and be a moral judge of the corruption of the political class, it is imperative to self-reflect, and not be the exact thing we hate in others.

On the individual level, a lot of these protesters are not good people to their families, friends, employees, neighbors, etc. The golden rule (to treat others how you want to be treated) is not reserved only for the ruling class, but for everyone.

So no, returning to colonial rule is not even in the list of options. But doing right, matching our actions with words, its the way out.

We obviously cannot do anything right. If we could, we would have, for once in the past 64 years. My question was from a realistic /pragmatic perspective, not fantasies such as us miraculously being less hypocritical. We have both established that we are inherently bad people. There are two possible outcomes out of such event:

1) substitute us All with "x"
2) revert to the last working condition (explains my colonial suggestion)

Unfortunately, the west has devised another way to benefit from us, without the annex overhead–thanks to our dumb leaders (the leaders are no more guiltier than the people, in general)

Option 2 is most obvious but implausible, which was why I requested other options (ostensibly, under "x"wink. So, will you be so kind to oblige me with favorable, realistic options that can fit this situation?
Politics / Re: Hardship: Nigerians Are In Pains And Frustration. My Experience This Morning. by Nmeri17: 6:50pm On Mar 17
pansophist:
Who will bell the cat?

Pick ten out of those protesters, put them in one government post, and allocate funds to them, to take care of their community and soften the hardship.

You will see that they might turn out to be worse than the leaders they complain about. Coming out to protest is easy, any idiot can do that, but to reflect and make sure you are not a participant in the rot is a hard job, and many won't do it.

Whatever.

What do you propose? A return to colonial rule? Any other option?
Properties / Re: See The Jewelleries I Found At A Refuse Dump by Nmeri17: 6:23pm On Feb 27
Tremple8v:
U don do bollla work before ?

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Programming / Re: Battle Of Frontend. React/nextjs Vs Vuejs Vs Angular Which One Is The Best?? by Nmeri17: 5:09pm On Feb 12
Schoolshooter:
For faangman, Angular

Vue , next and react for medium companies to startup

If you're a hobo like me , use pure PHP with no frame work

Dear, hobo. Instead of using vanilla php, may I suggest you try out the Suphle framework. I discussed it in further detail on this nairaland post. It should preferably be paired with turbo hotwire, which hasn't been mentioned on this thread but is orders of magnitude easier and more advantageous than the three being discussed here already

Even before those 3, I will recommend svelte. Also not mentioned here. Supposed to save guys from suffering but most devs seem to be masochists
Programming / Re: The Most Popular Backend Frameworks For Web Development In 2023 by Nmeri17: 4:47pm On Feb 12
To the guys suggesting laravel in the comments, as well as other back end devs who enjoy tinkering with new tech/stavks, I will recommend you check out suphle. It's a php framework for building logic heavy full stack applications. Documentation is currently at suphle.com but there is an overview of its most salient features here and here, to get your feet wet

As described in the hashnode article, it's fully compatible with laravel, so you don't have to discard existing applications, wait for a new one, or give up on the ecosystem before exploring the framework

Shameless plug: I'm the lead developer of suphle. Available to assist with any challenges you experience during use, explain parts of the documentation that are unclear, also receive suggestions on missing features, or collaborate on your suphle based projects. Do well to share it among your circle of back end devs as well

Just in case you're reading this in future, and the domain is no longer active, the docs can still be accessed at this permalink.

Feel free to contribute to the docs as well, if you can make things clearer
Career / Re: My Boss Calls Me All The Time. by Nmeri17: 6:58pm On Jan 26
preekahantas:


You have no respect.
I can see why your employer is punishing you.

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Family / Re: I Made A Mistake For Asking My Wife For An Open Marriage (story For The TL) by Nmeri17: 3:29am On Dec 08, 2023
ProtonX:
See the Reddit post here:

"I feel like a complete idiot here. My wife and I have been married for 19 years. We have one child. Our daughter moved out this summer after she enlisted in the armed forces. I love my wife but I felt like the spark was gone from our lives. I didn't want to divorce her so I proposed an open marriage. She was upset initially but eventually she agreed.

Like I said in the title of my post I made a mistake. I have learned that just because I wasn't as attracted to my wife as I was when we got married it doesn't mean other men would feel the same. My wife has so many men and dates she doesn't know what to do with them all. Meanwhile it's the opposite for me. Not only that but after my wife agreed to an open marriage I asked a woman who was a colleague of mine out on a date. I was a manager at my job but I wasn't her manager. We worked in completely different divisions and our work had nothing to do with each other's jobs. But even though I wasn't her manager and I am in an open marriage she complained to her manager and showed HR my messages. I lost my job.

I told my wife I want to close our marriage again because I was an idiot for suggesting it in the first place. She said no, she's happy with how things are. It's killing me when I know she is with other men. My brother called me a slowpoke when I told him and said expecting my wife to look like she did when she got married made me a dunce. He even went so far as to say she takes good care of herself and is in great shape for 44, she just doesn't look 20. He had the nerve to say my wife looks better than me and I could stand to lose some weight.

I love my wife and I don't want a divorce. I never wanted a divorce which is why I proposed this in the first place. But she doesn't want to close the marriage. I'm not worried about money because we both work but I do not want a divorce. I'm just glad my daughter enlisted in the RCAF and isn't here to see our marriage falling apart."

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Properties / Re: My Room Transformation Progress With Cost Breakdown(Photos) by Nmeri17: 4:18pm On Jul 07, 2023
BusinessHub1:
Na today I know say nairaland people no dey read.

Op mentioned earlier that the room is his personal room in their family compound.
People in second page are still asking "is it a rental"? Someone even said that the landlord will soon increase the rent....nsa mmi oooo

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Crime / Re: Single Moms: Lagos Businessman Circulates More Nude Photos by Nmeri17: 8:31pm On Jul 04, 2023
Omo, the fvck boy bu ezi. Jew guy
Crime / Re: Socialite, Cecilia Agu Sent To Prison Over ₦‎275 Million Internet Scam by Nmeri17: 5:54pm On Jun 15, 2023
obembet:


They just sent your sister to prison for the same scam, una no dey tire?

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Food / Re: Hilda Baci 'Spent Over ₦‎80m' For Her Cookathon by Nmeri17: 1:09am On Jun 15, 2023
Belafonte:
Hilda ma pami na cheesy grin grin

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