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Programming / Re: Buy This Tech Blog For Just 7k by Nmeri17: 9:29pm On Nov 23, 2017
Even though you offered it for free, I'm not collecting.
Business / Re: 0000 by Nmeri17: 9:26am On Nov 23, 2017
chudy144:
Different Ways To Get PET Bottles.

This is simple and straight forward you don’t need a piece of land
neither do you need to build any truck or buy a bus nor all you
need to do is buy the PET bottles from people (aboki) who go
round picking it up.
All you just have to do is give them money for net and they
will bag it for you and then load up and you take it straight
to the company.
That’s exactly how I do this business and this brings in Cheques
every week sometimes 2 to 3 times a week.

Hope You Get??

Let me know if you don't...

They bring you the nets every night and you dump it in your parlor right? Then the next morning, you hire a vehicle to transport the 4-5 nets of komkom they brought to the factory. Is that your idea of a business worth millions Besides, how many kilos can fit in each net? These are empty cans, not 24 carat gold.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Condemns Death Of British Missionary In Delta State by Nmeri17: 12:06am On Nov 23, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:


Sorry o! I go beta market. I happily married a “ house-boy, not a bread-LOSER! grin

Toto juice ke? shocked
I nefa see the man wey hungry me reach so as to join dat kain “winch-craft” o.

Too late! I love my own paycheck! cool

Over to awon “Mgbeke and Alatika” hustlers.

I nor dey that kain group o!
Tufiaaaaaakwa!!!!

Na wetin my parents spend heavy money to train me for school be dat? cry

TO CATCH ONE NAMA MAN? shocked
Poor husby sad
Politics / Re: Jonathan Condemns Death Of British Missionary In Delta State by Nmeri17: 2:24am On Nov 22, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:


cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
Just making sure I have not forgotten my cooking skills. wink


Sweet vegetable stew with HOT EBA! kiss
Oshey. So who has been cooking all this while? The made?? grin

Btw have you heard modern women are now using their Toto juices as touch and follow? cheesy http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8647411/vagina-pheromone-perfume-experiment/ May the ship of industrialization not leave you behind o wink
Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Celebrates Her Birthday With Braless Photos by Nmeri17: 1:27am On Nov 22, 2017
jayney404:
I don't know her, is she modelling for puma undies?
grin grin grin grin
Programming / Re: Dear Programmer In Nigeria: How Much Is Your Salary? by Nmeri17: 12:32am On Nov 21, 2017
stack1:
Guys i know do earn up to 400/500/600k per month, it depends on your skillset and experience

Have a good set of projects you have work on.Be knowlegeable in different stacks, say frontent (vuejs/react/angular --either of them+ the regular CSS/HTML5/JS) then backend (Node/php/python/ruby/golang --be very fluent in at least 2) have good sql and Nosql knowledge a little server administration. Just that no one would dare offer you <300k.

If you are a mobile dev at least be fluent in Java(Android) and Swift or Objective-C (Apple'ish), some SQL/NoSQl favour. and a backend language. You should be good to go at <=300k at any reputable company.
shocked shocked shocked egbon mbok list the reputable companies make us the 10-10k programmers go tender every document we can lay hans on
Programming / Re: Matrix Issues (formula)..please Help Resolve by Nmeri17: 9:26pm On Nov 17, 2017
barapistis:

abeg make una help

client has been waiting for so long
Imagine, shame no catch you to show face for here. Meanwhile an astute developer that knows his onions is somewhere starving because vermins like you snatched jobs you're incapable of completing. And you have the effrontery to ask for help so you can continue propagating your ineptitude at others' expense? Try again dog cheesy You'd have to try again wink
Politics / Re: Jonathan Condemns Death Of British Missionary In Delta State by Nmeri17: 2:47pm On Nov 17, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:


Happy Buhari Day! kiss
This pot would make the most devout vegetarian renounce his sacred vows embarassed embarassed embarassed In fact, the aroma was so strong, those in the sitting room could perceive it and came to inspect what I smuggled into my room

Politics / Re: Jonathan Condemns Death Of British Missionary In Delta State by Nmeri17: 11:39pm On Nov 16, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:
wink

How Holy Ghost take do “Mary”?
Immaculate insemination, you heathen!! angry angry
Politics / Re: Jonathan Condemns Death Of British Missionary In Delta State by Nmeri17: 6:35pm On Nov 15, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:


Lie!!!

I have never done and will never do a white wedding! Not to mention “kiss like BUSHMEATS”! grin

Too happily-Agnostic for stuffy churches. cool
eh heh en...so you have been sharing kpoftos in unholy matrimony? shocked ebube muonso must hear this angry

Crime / Re: Silent Twins: The Haunting Case Of June And Jennifer Gibbons by Nmeri17: 7:33pm On Nov 13, 2017
Enoquin:


Nnmeri, howdy. Long time no hear
Uyai adiagha smiley I'm fine o. I'll text you soon cuz we have so much to catch up on. It's been ages ffs. How are you too?
Education / Re: N5000 For Sex With Students Of FGGC Langtang Plateau: Security Guards Connection by Nmeri17: 12:07pm On Nov 13, 2017
missterious:


I'm serving there currently
hmmm wink

Crime / Re: Silent Twins: The Haunting Case Of June And Jennifer Gibbons by Nmeri17: 11:47am On Nov 13, 2017
Vivly:

Of course. This puts things into perspective
Amy anyanwu ututu m embarassed my motivational talks are still waiting for you to "show up" cheesy at the usual rendezvous o
Crime / Re: Silent Twins: The Haunting Case Of June And Jennifer Gibbons by Nmeri17: 10:23pm On Nov 12, 2017
frostland:
Wow this really scaring did she later get married?
Yep. We're now living happily ever after cool

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Education / Re: ? by Nmeri17: 10:05pm On Nov 12, 2017
queenfav:
Just last week, a lawyer who is 20 years at the bar, was begging my colleague for 500 naira to eat at Court of appeal canteen
Well, could be he splurged all his earnings on drinks. You haven't considered that, have you? wink Twenty years is too darn long to spend at a bar.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Condemns Death Of British Missionary In Delta State by Nmeri17: 11:02pm On Nov 11, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:
Wetin missionary dey find for Nigeria in the 21st century? shocked

Oyedepo, Okotie, Oyakhilome and all the other “Fire and Freezer Daddies” all over Nigeria nor do?

Na which kain “GOSPEL” or “VERSION” dem wan spread now?

The consequences of worshipping LAZY GODS! cheesy

R.I.P. Saint SQUURE Ian! You should be with “HIM” in “PARADISE”! kiss
grin grin grin grin

Btw I just found this throwback video of you doing love nwantiti with Mr Almond Joy on yall's wedding day kiss wink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTh7rNNAs5M
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa: I Want Anthony Joshua, As A Gift For My Birthday (Photo) by Nmeri17: 11:50am On Nov 01, 2017
dessz:
i just took some oshogbo weed but i dont feel any different,anyways my opinion to this post is that i think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuses to pay his rent, they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car.
grin cheesy grin cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nmeri17: 5:01pm On Oct 30, 2017
Vivly:

Keep deceiving yourself you hear. grin
Check your nl pm. Have faith and check
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nmeri17: 1:56pm On Oct 30, 2017
Vivly:

Send me a message on WhatsApp na. I don't have your no anymore
Baby I've been battling to send it for the last six consecutive hours without success sad I feel so dejected embarassed They kept complaining the file is too large, so I eventually settled for an ordinary topless portrait. Attached below is a screen capture of the annoying error cool

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nmeri17: 5:53pm On Oct 29, 2017
Vivly:

You bin travel? I wanna see you Nekid nekid nekid
check your wassup kiss

disclaimer: you fit develop cataracts and glaucoma after weds but I'll send it ffws. A debt is owed to the many-faced girl

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nmeri17: 5:20pm On Oct 29, 2017
Vivly:

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
grin grin
sebi since I come back, you do eye like say you no see me. ko si problem. I go nerked swear for you this night
Programming / Re: Java Programmer Needs Help by Nmeri17: 5:07pm On Oct 29, 2017
^^^ This is exactly why I told OP to desist wasting his time on redundant exercises and brainteasers. Exercises ask you to build GPA calculators even your retail store mom won't use. She can't use it not because she hates you but because it's practically useless! You need to productively try your hands on real life projects. But since you have no experience yet (and can't score any jobs yet) mail our senior programmer in the house, Asalimpo the Lout cheesy (or any mainstream Java guys you know i.e fulaman198 wink , talk2hb1 etc), so they share their workload with you and you grow from there.

Then after a couple years, when you're balling big and living large on a fancy island off the proceeds of some offshore Java coy placement with a juicy take-home, come back to these lowly neighborhoods and worship me for giving you the advice that turned your life around.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nmeri17: 12:08am On Oct 29, 2017
Vivly:
If your call up no is 190,000, what stream will you likely be in?

Programming / Re: Java Programmer Needs Help by Nmeri17: 11:44pm On Oct 28, 2017
^^^ cheesy cheesy E pain ya?? Awwww.... Pele mon Cherie kiss Not my fault that you're struggling with comprehension of English grammar o.

*in the wisdom-laden words of The Joker* WHY SO SERIOUS??!!! angry angry Loosen up dog.
Anyone disparaging the exercises because of the date they were written is drunk with cluelessness.

Yes, you did reply me but in truth, your shot was fired far off the mark. Now, do yourself a favour and reread my first post before rabidly quoting me. Rein in the eagerness to show off the new words you just picked up and read it until you are capable of deriving its message thereof. Swallow your pride and hire a private tutor if need be. Let him/she guide you as you study that post, in your long journey to escape encroaching ignorance, no offence.
Programming / Re: Dear Programmer In Nigeria: How Much Is Your Salary? by Nmeri17: 6:07pm On Oct 28, 2017
AnthonyAk:
3 pages in not one salary posted
N10,000 per annum cry

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Programming / Re: Java Programmer Needs Help by Nmeri17: 5:49pm On Oct 28, 2017
asalimpo:

solve all the exercises in head first. if it has no exercises, get a copy of deitel's Java how to program,
they shoud be enough exercises there to keep you busyfor years. Do as manyas you can.

You always give the worst advice, don't you? undecided . For how long will he keep solving hypothetical problems that add zero value to anybody? Those dumb exercises do not accelerate his hands on technical knowhow in any way whatsoever. What you can do to help him--if you have genuine intentions to--is to send him real life projects you're working on or will work on. That's how people learn things that will be beneficial to them, realistically. That's how you get peeps prepared for employment opportunities and independence/guruship. Collaborate and appraise his code, send him your code so he reads and learns what good code/best practice looks like. Do you even know when they wrote that Head first Java? Book that the first edition was published on tablets because paper hadn't been invented yet angry My dear, OP needs field experience, not puzzles. He's not trying to assert an inflated IQ adept at critical thinking.

And you OP, PM the asalimpo dude so he can cc his current projects to you to kick off your apprenticeship at the feet of the master kiss

asalimpo can I PM too?? sad

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Family / Re: Thoughts On Abortion! Will You Do It? by Nmeri17: 10:28am On Oct 19, 2017
DarkRebel69:


Why do you keep using "kissing emojis"? You are too old for me.
KanwuliaExtra:


You are 1 MAJOR reason why women should have abortions, so as not to replicate genetic disasters.

You are abusive and chauvinistic. You are the kind that blackmails females after sleeping with them like your FELLOW NL scammers. grin
Any girl unfortunate to end in your bed only has a life/death time of regrets.

Tufiakwa!!!!

Cc #NL SCAMMERS#
grin grin You two are undoubtedly, a match made in heaven grin grin
Programming / Re: Astro Programming Language 0.2 (indefinite release) by Nmeri17: 5:31pm On Oct 01, 2017
asalimpo:

There's another opportunity that opens up with language design though, that i find to be unresolved.
It's in writing a cross language compiler that takes away the need for programmers to learn another language.
Just use your favorite language and convert it to another lang. e.g python guys can take their old code and convert it to php,ruby etc. There's huge labour savings to be made here. Just thinking about it.
I know it will be very very hard and they're nuances but i think it's a gaping problem.

Something like that has long been in existence. Although thankfully, no "huge labour savings was made". Amen smiley . You want your colleagues to lose their jobs abi? Back to sender. wink

Nothing to contribute @OP. You won't be the first to try. Definitely won't be the last neither. If you can't deal with it, please you're at liberty to keep increasing Nairaland's posts count unnecessarily. kiss

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Programming / Re: Dynamic Programming Puzzle by Nmeri17: 7:14pm On Sep 27, 2017
Religion / Re: An Exposition On My Astral Projections In Response To Seun's Colloquialism by Nmeri17: 6:05pm On Sep 24, 2017
I remember one or two mentions of Kundalini on this thread. Then recently, I was looking up fulgurites and was amused to learn of its interrelationship to the Kundalini, so I thought it might come in handy for someone around here. Small worldinternet they say.
Programming / Re: Dynamic Programming Puzzle by Nmeri17: 9:08pm On Sep 22, 2017

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