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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Season 8 Predictions. by Nmeri17: 12:11am On Jul 22, 2018
go to bed or go do some chores or house work

How can you be stressing over a TV show about imaginary dragons like this at this hour?

Make some real friends, go out, eat healthy , spend less time infront of your tv and get a life



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Programming / Re: Keeping Only The Jbuttons In A Selected Row Active In A 2d Array by Nmeri17: 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2018
csharpjava:
Fayimora

Can you be quiet, you don't have a clue of what I'm trying to do, you think this is childs play.
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Business / Re: How To Generate And Enjoy Very Cheap And Uninterrupted Electricity Supply by Nmeri17: 9:32am On Jul 17, 2018
Sounds promising, but OP, I find it fishy that the link you posted is your referral link. I just checked online to verify your claims cuz I know there has to be something in it for you. If there are no strings attached, you won't market a business that's neither yours nor do you have much to gain from. Turns out new users get assigned some referral link. Why? Besides, what type of decentralized network asks its participants to sign up That's new. Their concept is similar to something I discussed with an acquaintance recently, but no; too many red flags.
Business / Re: Have Any Questions On The Mining Industry In Nigeria? Ask Me by Nmeri17: 8:08am On Jul 17, 2018
gaetano:
How profitable is the skull mining industry? grin
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Education / Re: Picture Of A YABATECH Student Drawing On Water Goes Viral (pictures) by Nmeri17: 3:22pm On Jul 09, 2018
gagashuffle:
I even thought he was drawing on the water body gan gan, I came to see American wonder undecided
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Programming / Re: Urgent Need Of A Ebook For Wpf by Nmeri17: 11:23am On Jul 07, 2018
The only mention of prism mvvm on the whole of Nairaland. na waya o cheesy

Master Kudaisi teach me your ways embarassed
Literature / Re: Black Maria by Nmeri17: 12:26pm On Jul 01, 2018
Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Lays Foundation For Shoprite In Uyo by Nmeri17: 7:39pm On Jun 21, 2018
donsmall94:
Okay Like dere neighbors Expect something of this nature in stock
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Programming / Re: Dear Programmer In Nigeria: How Much Is Your Salary? by Nmeri17: 7:49am On May 09, 2018
toystars:

At least for the past 2 years, I've been in the forefront of recruiting developers for the company I work for and it is sad to admit that 90% of all programmers in Nigeria are shitty.

haymekus:



90% is very bad, why do you say so


BTW what kind of skill set does the 10% possess
The game changer is that they are exceptionally dexterous and adroit at changing baby diapers and wiping poop. wink
Literature / Re: Black Maria by Nmeri17: 2:03pm On Apr 20, 2018
segunmelvin:
This I where I write first and last comment.... Appreciation to the op for the nice story it really kept me busy from yesterday till Today..........But for God sake this story should have been finished and long forgotten by now and it doesn't seem like it has reached the middle at all.............only few months is left for this story to reach 3 years.... I'll be un-following because I don't think I'm ready to stay committed to a written story on nairaland for a decade.... Peace Ya'll.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Miracle And Alex Win 1 Million Naira In The Closeup Challenge by Nmeri17: 1:34pm On Apr 20, 2018
nabegibeg:

Oh my goshness grin cheesy grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Bimbo Akintola And Sola Sobowale At An Event by Nmeri17: 12:52pm On Apr 20, 2018
kniru:
c as breast rough like egusi

Tazdroid:
Bimbo Akintola and Toyin Toma--.... WHAT ARE THOSE?? ROTTEN TOMA---
Why?? grin grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Let's Stop Blaming Judas Iscariot, He Doesn't Deserve To Be Blame. by Nmeri17: 12:26pm On Mar 31, 2018
EarthXmetahuman:
you are not get it.

Lemme break it down for you.

Let's say I create a computer programme for one purpose, to browse the Internet. The app won't do anything else than browse the Internet.
I didn't create a random programme and wonder how it will turn out.
Now this is just human limited knowledge. Not god with unlimited knowledge.


God created Judas for one thing, to betray Jesus, Judas won't do anything else than betray Jesus cos Judas is not a random human.

Same for every humans on earth. God has a purpose and a plan for everyone.
He knows how you will turn out cos he created you that way. Just like I won't create a browser and expect it to work like music player, he created human and give each one his/her own attribute.
He is also omniscient, which means, he knows you will turn to be atheist or freethinker before he even gather the dirt to create you.

So your so called "freewill" will be based on what he has predestined you to be. All your freewill decision will only lead you to fulfilling his purpose cos he is never wrong.

So the idea of free will is void.


Do you get it now?

God bless you bro. Ese pupo. Your head is there
Religion / Re: Let's Stop Blaming Judas Iscariot, He Doesn't Deserve To Be Blame. by Nmeri17: 11:31am On Mar 31, 2018
Largas:
thank you very much.

i don't think judas deserves to be in hell or be hated because God just designed him to be the unfortunate one that will be used to act the prophecies he gave to his prophets in the old testament.

so why resent and "hell" an innocent man whom played perfectly, the role you had destined for him before his birth.

abeggi Christians.
Classic case of giving a dog a bad name to hang it. smiley
Literature / Re: Black Maria by Nmeri17: 2:02am On Mar 16, 2018
pablobellins:
NOW LEMME GIVE YOU ALL THE SHOCK OF LIFE.. LARRYSUN WAS ROBBED, AND ALL HIS GADGETS CARTED AWAY.. HE COULD USE SOME LOVE(FINANCIALLY) PLEASE MAIL HIM, PLUS, WE SHOULDN'T EXPECT ANY UPDATES ANYTIME SOON.
The robbery was carried out by disgruntled followers of this thread who were fed up with the morsels he determined to keep rationing. The taskforce inflicted no harm to his person but bravely endeavored to relieve him of the concluding manuscripts of their favorite nairaland novel

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Wizkid And Olamide Together by Nmeri17: 1:41am On Mar 16, 2018
DIKEnaWAR:



You were conceived in a brothel in Libya
DIKEnaWAR:



Selling drugs and eating pork in their potopoto republic.
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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah Pictured With George Weah by Nmeri17: 5:33am On Mar 06, 2018
Shadbay:
The crease on his clothe tho shocked E fit even cut person!
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Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha And Nwankwo Kanu In A Group Photo With World Football Greats by Nmeri17: 5:24am On Mar 06, 2018
valdes00:

Oh the Guy with the red tie...

He is the special adviser to the media aide of the president of ball boy association of ikogosi....


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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nmeri17: 12:14pm On Feb 06, 2018
KanwuliaExtra:
Just finally took a lunch break.
Pheeeeeeeeew! angry
Did not even have time for a snack at 11AM. angry

Lunch Menu:

Egg salad sandwich.
Avocado wedges.
Fresh baby carrots.
Orange slices.
4 Oz of WATER!!! cool

Wondered why I always look sooooo young and ageless? tongue No man stress abeg. cool

Very healthy, balanced and filling diet. kiss
Lots of WATER. Tap water nor dey gree me drink o! Forget BORE-HOLE RING-WORM water abeggggggi!!! cheesy

How can I spend 30 years in this GREAT TRUMP LAND and be eating “rice” and “indomie” everyday, smelling palm-oil and messing so-so boiled HEGG-boiled HEGG like awon PLL?(“poverty level line”) ? tongue

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Romance / Re: Lagos Man Searches For A Light-Skinned Lady He Met In A Bus Yesterday by Nmeri17: 4:45pm On Feb 04, 2018
iamJ:
make I hear word, from ur moniker I know u, i don't talk to broke people, Biko don't mention me next time, I don't want to be associated with someone like u
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Health / Re: What Is The Best Cure For Eczema And Black Spots by Nmeri17: 4:29pm On Feb 04, 2018
Go for facial reconstruction surgery and have a new skin grafted. Skin creams are for women and weak men

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Events / Re: Couple Hold Simple Wedding On A Weekday With Only 7 Guests (Photos) by Nmeri17: 12:56pm On Jan 24, 2018
What if they eloped from an unapproving parent or tradition that precludes them from having a normal wedding?
Software/Programmer Market / Re: I Am An Android Developer And Also A Desktop Application Engineer (using JAVA). by Nmeri17: 10:33am On Jan 21, 2018
israelboy1:


I designed this is quite different from I can design this for you.

Oba this your rhema no be here o grin grin


Or, where am I mixing things up?

I wonder
Programming / Re: AFTER LEARNING HTML, WHAT NEXT? by Nmeri17: 11:37pm On Jan 09, 2018
Programming / Re: Urgent Need Of Java Developers by Nmeri17: 10:51am On Jan 07, 2018
^^^ Both. smiley
Family / Re: Bringing A Househelp From Nigeria To London. Pls Advise! by Nmeri17: 2:41pm On Jan 03, 2018
KanwuliaExtra:


I nor be match-maker for marriage o.
Only for special PAYC(pay-as-you-cum) customers looking for a little loving . wink

Sports / Re: Time To Stop Betting As Year 2017 Ends by Nmeri17: 2:39pm On Jan 03, 2018
Ogunleti01:
I will never forget Nov 25th and 26th 2015 when I lost 194,000 my hard earned money from my Nysc service and 2015 general election. I nearly committed suicide that night but thank God I have learn't my lessons
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Family / Re: Bringing A Househelp From Nigeria To London. Pls Advise! by Nmeri17: 11:40pm On Dec 31, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:



Untainted milf ke!
From which planet? grin
You mean “Tokunbo”, ready-made woman? wink
aka “old layer”? tongue

Ok.
Let me go and search my “catalogue of new breed milf” wey don just h-enter market for 2018. grin
grin grin so after all said and done, you have their yellow pages grin grin dem reach to get inventory and you were avoiding the Mrs matchmaker esteemed title.

Sha search and share your findings with us the learned panel
Family / Re: Bringing A Househelp From Nigeria To London. Pls Advise! by Nmeri17: 6:53pm On Dec 31, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:


I be “match-maker”?
Tufiakwa! My hand or leg nor dey o.
Make she go find her own dude abeg!
Na so e easy to tie knot? Na “pubic” hair she dey braid? grin

Na now you wan tie “knot” ?
Poor you. cry
And “pre-wedding” and “post-divorce” pishures full NL 24/7? wink

Can’t wait to see your “Samson and Delilah” abi Na “Ahab and Jezebel” pre-whatever pishures ooooo. grin


Na HELLele!!!!

Muchechechecheche
Everything dey your hand na

I've been waiting for this speckless sheep ke! cheesy untainted milf kiss My favourite food tongue

By the way, you once promised to give me a plant then a dog under the condition that I won't kill either; I think around 2013 or so so release her o! iz awa allocation. say no to cockblocking
Romance / Re: Will You Slap This Pretty Lady For N10m??? by Nmeri17: 6:23pm On Dec 31, 2017
makdcash:
Without 10m self I go dial her eyes with....
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Programming / Re: .NET Is A Dead & Useless Language - .NET programmers come and defend yourselves by Nmeri17: 5:39pm On Dec 29, 2017
pumpindkay:
Comments from same blog :

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Jim March 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Wow – it’s not every day that someone gains international attention by loudly and proudly broadcasting their ignorance, which is apparently based on a profound lack of understanding and second hand arguments you must have heard by people (quite possibly) less informed than you are (assuming that’s actually possible). But you should congratulate yourself – you did it quite nicely. (.NET is a “dandy language”? Really?!) Besides having lost some IQ points due to reading your post, I feel compelled to respond that “we” – being intelligent, cross-platform, open-source contributing, .NET and other language-embracing developers – don’t like lazy CEOs who obviously don’t make an effort to truly understand the industry they so arrogantly claim to have a grasp of. Self-aggrandizing blowhards like yourself are a dime a dozen. Good luck eating those squirrels. The rest of us have some fine dining to enjoy.
PS – if you have an ounce of humility in your soul, how about objectively comparing the language features of C# to Java? How about reviewing some of the incredible work being done by the likes of Mark Rendle, Ben Vanderveen, Alex Robson, Jon Skeet, Chris Patterson, Glen Block, Rob Eisenberg or Steve Sanderson? Why not look into the Mono project to get a better picture of the heart and soul of many C# developers who deploy their .NET code to POSIX-based systems alongside their Erlang and Ruby code?
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Business / Re: What Can I Do With My Sienna To Make 10k Daily by Nmeri17: 1:04pm On Dec 29, 2017
Remove the plate number and use it as getaway car for highway armed robbers

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