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Programming / Re: I'll Analyse Ur Data And Build Machine Learning Models 4 U Free Of Charge by Nmeri17: 5:01pm On Apr 10, 2019
Can you scramble variables in order to obtain a value at a fixed point? Let's say I give you six numbers — 31,5,11,8,13,8— and ask you to find as many combinations of those six numbers you can permutate to arrive at 17. You can use any and every variation of arithmetic available. Can you create a model that doesn't loop over hardcoded expression templates? Here's the tricky part: Strength of a combination is determined by its durability when tested against multiple sets of six numbers, all pursuing the same fixed point.

At the last step, we'll apply your code to other fixed points and their corresponding sets of six numbers. Do you understand?
Programming / Re: Java Developer Needed by Nmeri17: 7:14pm On Apr 04, 2019
gimakon:


I have known you to be extremely troublesome so if I put up an Attitude, Do not blame me. I see what u been doing on here that what.
Happy now?
Glad someone else noticed the rancid reputation each comment contributes to! cheesy
Sports / Re: Picture Of Asisat Oshoala And Ousmane Dembele by Nmeri17: 12:31am On Mar 12, 2019
SirNuell1:
Na so e Dey start ooo, Small time dem go say Ousmane give Dembele
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Programming / Re: Im In Dire Need Of App Or Software For Stock Taking by Nmeri17: 8:10am On Mar 09, 2019
linkdan:
On the sample screen shot below: check out 6th Image: Stock Review Screen (taking stock) & 7th Image: Yearly Stock Summary Report Screen (stock summary report). The system also allows to take stock for a specific day, month or date range.
Bossing with swing cool

Programming / Re: I Need Training On C# And Java by Nmeri17: 11:38am On Feb 21, 2019
lordweezy:
Please nl I need training on c# instead of doing yahoo yahoo

I need to train anyone around ikeja or egbeda that can collect at most 50k or less please contact me

OK. Is this monthly or a onetime fee? If it's the latter, I'm afraid, the Yahoo industry could use your expertise wink

lordweezy:
Please is there no one to teach me or build my website

Programming / Re: Is Ṣeun willing to sell Nairaland by Nmeri17: 11:07am On Feb 21, 2019
FTF2069:


We (a team) could buy it out in a nice deal and we'll take it to the Next level ourselves.

Trolling. If I may ask, what is the "next level"?

The moderator of this section or spambot thingy should post this repository in threads related to this topic before locking it
Celebrities / Re: Davido Drinking With Syringe With His Crew Members (Photos) by Nmeri17: 5:50pm On Feb 07, 2019
Joshmodest:
Davido's babies are even growing fast mentally than he is
anochuko01:
vaccination things on point.
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Health / Re: Help! I Will Be Having Hemorrhoids (pile) Surgery In Few Days by Nmeri17: 8:27pm On Nov 25, 2018
blovesther:
I had someone that was booked for operation as well but someone introduced us to Kedi herbal products and the person is free today.

That was two years ago and greetings to u all,please I need a candid advise because am fed up and confused at same time.It all started in 2011 when I met my wife through my collegue in the bank. I used to work in operations and hardly have time to truly search for a wife that is what I thought back then.so I had this collegue of mind who appears responsible and is also a church worker in a responsible church,not all these money making churchs.so I confided in him , so one day he came to me that he has this lady where he normally goes to worship atimes that he will take me to meet her ,that she is God fearing ,a church worker and her father is a pastor in one of the northern states,which he did and introduced us and gradually we started dating,
I even took her to see my parent.to their amazement she woke up around 4am and swept and cleaned the house before we could even wake up for morning prayers.when my Dad saw this he was really please and was like this truly is wife material.but my Mum was like don’t conclude oh as per girls of nowadays that we should keep praying.at first I wanted us to do our traditional marriage in April 2012 and after that white wedding but she started indirectly pressuring me that we should do trad in August and white in November,2011.i thot about it,and with my naïve mind said to myself that since she seems nice and am ready to marry.

I agreed and we got married in 2011.we did both court and church marriage.immediatly we came back from honey moon my life has been one hell of a life or another.it began when my former collegue in the bank sent her sister to bring her cv to me incase we are recruiting so that I can submit for her.so the lady called later to thank me for the assistance and my wife was with me in the sitting room.it was around 7-8pm.after the call my wife started quarreling,that who is that lady calling me that am cheating on her,she went inside the room and brought out our wedding cert.that she will tear it and that we should go our separate ways.i became shocked ,I then told her that she can take the lady’s number or I can call the lady in her presence.that I don’t even know the lady. I did not even have the lady number in my phone,the lady collected my number to follow up and that is all.

I left her with my phones and entered the room.this was happening barely a month and a half after our wedding.as the days go by she started bringing different quarrels and problem.after like a year two month into the marriage,one faithful Friday night after I came back from work and I was fast asleep she woke me up around 11pm that we should talk.and I told her that if we can leave it till morning knowing fully well that the next day was satuday unless if the matter is btw life and death then I can wait. she said it is not btw life and death and was insisting that we talk before I knew it she brought out a knife and wanted to stab me so I manage to collect the knife and threw it into the wordrobe.

By then the sleep in my eyes cleared immediately and I was like what is the matter what is wrong or what wrong have I done to her,my people up till tofday she has not given me an answer.so she stood there speechless so I assume all is well then as I was going tom bed she took one of her high heel and struck me behind my head I fell down and went blank.after a while I woke up and saw her looking at me.
so I got up and entered my car with blood all over me to her uncle’s house and showed them and told them what happened.before I continue we live in Abj,so the uncle called her parent and her mum came to Abj the next day.before then I had written and taken my divorce letter to the pastor that am not doing again.

After that the pastor and her people intervened and talked to her. I went to that my colleague that introduced her to me that what does he know about her that I may not know so he said she told him in confidence that she was in cult in the university and that her boyfriend then was the capon.she also told him that the boy friend was shot in school then and died in her arms.when I confronted her she down played everything and wanted to pick a quarrel,so that one died down.

Before I continue,am a banker ,and my wife has a boutique that she sells men wears in Abj. She hardly laughs but b4 we got married she was always laughing.i havs severally asked her what the matter is but she will say it is nothing. Before now I did not know that my wife is a runs girl,after our baby’s birth in Dec 2012 my wife went and did family planning without my consent,it was in the evening when the stuf started disturbing her that I got to know. In August last year that is 2014,I was watching news when she came back by 9:30pm,she started making it a habit of coming late in 2014 and that has caused serious quarrel btw us. So when she came in she droped her phone on the center table and went inside to take her shower.as I was watching the television I now said let me go through her gallery because she likes taking pictures.after that I now checked her messages.i was shocked what I saw.
She sent a text to a married man,saying that she cursed him with the sperm he pured inside her and the man said it was mutual that she is the one came to his house to collect money for the shoes and shirts he bought,he also said he will curse her with his children’s life that she is not the only one that has a child and insisted that it was mutual.at that point my hands started shaking and before I know I she jumped out of the bathroom with soap on her body to take her phone.immediatly she came to the sitting room and saw me with her phone she frozed for like 15seconds not knowing what to say after that I asked her who is the man and she said that I was one of her friends from owerri that used her phone to chat the man.
when I checked the chat history it was not just one day chat it spans four days becos the chat was very lengthy. So I was pissed off, I reported the issue to the pastor where we got married and he down play it that she cannot do such a thing..

My wife has quarreled with all my neighbours in my compound of 8 flat,she has also quarreled with our security guards at the gate to the extent that they have refused to wash her car.On 25 of dec 2014 after returning from the church my wife spreed her cloth under the sun and my neighbour’s puppy came and played with the cloth and tore part of it.the next day she went to tell then but she did not grt a good response so she went behind and boiled hot water and pured on the puppy . My neighbor’s wife went and call police for her the next day being Sunday.but their aim is to keep her in cell till Monday to teach her a lesson.unknown to them my uncle is a top police officer so I called him and we were able to bail her putting Monday date.since then small thing my wife will start saying things that she is suspecting me , that am having am affair.i now told her how,she now said a man that does not drink alcohol and does not smoke will surely womanise.i then asure her that I have done nothing of such.and truly since I married her four years ago I have never looked at any woman aside her.
To cut a long stry short,February this year as usual during valentine I to her to a shop and asked her to pick whatever she wants.then she picked cloths and shoes worth 70k and I paid. After that February ending I usually give her 50k for upkeep so tha day I had keep the 50k but there was a plumbing problem that I had to take 5k out of it to solve so I gave her 45k promising to bring the balance home or I credit her,and that faithful morning we were having a meeting in which a top official is coming from head office and my head of operations was nor around so I was sitting in for her.
so I asked my wife to help me take our daughter to sch that day as I have to rush to the office b4 time. After giving my wife the 45k she threw it on the floor that it is not enough and started insulting me that what kind of useless job is that ,unknown to me she had gone and locked the entrance door and taken the key,as I was about to go out I discovered that the door was lock,so I called her aunte to talk to her,as she was on the phone with the aunt I went through the back door. As I was about to drive out I saw my wife rushing to close the gate with only pant and singlet,I mean pant and singlet not bump hort or rapper.i was surprise,but before she could close the gate I had already passed she now took a big stone and stared running after the car.

she threw the stone at my suv , it sounded like a bomb very loud.at first I did not know what happened untill I saw her running towards the car so I stoped,she now came held my side mirrow and started breaking it so I had to drive off. I was devasted and could not make it to work,so I called someone in the office that I won’st be able to make it to the office that am having some issues at home.

She went back to the house and called my Dad that if I come back she will kill me.so my Dad called me and I explained to him immediately what happened. so he said I should not go back home that day, I went and slept in a hotel In town .so the next day her mum came and I went home.Now it is not that am afraid of her but because I respect women and will not want to beat ofr fight her,I am far biger and taller than her if I decide to cough she will vanish so is not that am afraid of her am only respecting the marriage institution. When I got home the second day to resume work the third day I discovered that she had tore all my cloths,my shirt both office and casuals,all my suit including my wedding suit,.so I had nothing to wear the next day.so I missed work wednesdy,Thursday and Friday,during all these happening I have been in touch with my office and told them am having some family issues and could not make it to work.

I resumed the next Monday to work and everything seem to be going well, then on Tuesday I got a sack letter from human resources of the bank.unkonwn to me. the new manager that was posted to my branch got a querry for myself and the head of operations not being around for the initial meeting. so he was angry and he wrote to the bank’s human resources and when they checked that I was not logged on for the three days I was sacked,all because of my wife.most times she sends abusive texts messages to me while in the office.For instance if am attending to customers and she is calling and I did not pick on time she will now send a nasty text that I delibertly don”t want to pick her calls.i have even told her to come and see how we work in my office.so since march am yet to get any serious thing to do.

I January I had 2.5m I paid our rent 1m and part pay for a land 1m and the remaining 500k lasted us from march till june.as usual with banks I was not paid anything.so when my savings finished in june the major financial burden fell on her,with little coming from me now.Since then my wife has made my life a living hell with all sorts of insult. For example in November,there was nothing in the house so she went to southern fries and bought rice and chicken for herself,then bought a watery oha soup with out meat that I should make garri and eat with it.it was when I wanted to microwave it that I discovered that it was watery and has no meat.i did not say anything.

Most times I stay back at home unless I have an appointment or an interview just not to spend unnecessary .so I was checking one of the cupboard in our room and I saw somethings she got from a native doctor,they include a bottle of concosion with the label witches and wizards destroying oil,the second one was two of her bathing soap with burnt candle on it when I looked at the soap closely I saw small cross buried inside,the third thing I saw was the complimentary card of the native doctor.All these things I just mentioned are real and I have their pictures that I snapped.i picked them and went to her uncle’S place to show him and he was mad,he immediately called her parent to come to Abj immediately and I called my parent to come becos I told them I don’t want the marriage again. Both parties came and the meeting lasted from 5pm to 12 mid nite and continued again the next day.

she could not defend her sellf and I said am not doing again and everyone started beging that I should give her one more chance.and it seems the issues was resolved.i started my investigation and discovered that unknown to me my wife is a runs girl even b4 I married her and after marriage she continued .that is why she went and did family planning without my knowledge so that she can be sleeping with me with out condom.and this days she dresses sugestivly.i have reported to the pastor ,her parent about her dressing but she has not changed.presently she is fighting with a lady in her former church the lady is a leader in the church.she said the lady has been attacking her in the dream and anytime they lady sees her the lady calls her prostitute.She told me that the lady is sleeping with her pastor.My wife has bad mouth and insult at every provocation,she hadly laughs always moody but when some kind of men call her she will be laughing as if tomorrow no dey.

Today being Christmas as we were preparing to go to church,she was noW feeding our daughter who just turned 3 last week.becos the baby was being slow to eat she started shouting that if the baby does not eat quikly that she will injure her.when I heard that I came and told her that such statement to a baby is not good,I have cautioned her severally not to be telling the baby that she will injure her.because there was a day I was playing with our baby and the baby was telling me that she will injure me .so becos of that I cautioned her.that was all,instead of her to take corrections she started insulting me.that am useless,that the whole burden is on her that she regrets marrying me.that she will surprise me one of these days.

She never complained of it since then....
This is the victims number 08107677521.....you can call her to explain better

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Programming / Re: Brain Teaser: Recursive Anonymous Function Expression Analysis by Nmeri17: 8:51am On Oct 22, 2018
If you posted this on stack overflow, they're going to maim you with downvotes. You're seeking for help on an algorithm; didn't post your efforts on it so far, didn't mention the use case, didn't even as much as supply the arguments for your convoluted functions. Idk why I spent the last few hours on it. I literally reverse engineered the puzzle to come up with its arguments. Solving it was easier. I've added a couple comments so you can see what I'm doing


var arr = [

{charLen:['boobs','of', 'viv..'],randObj: ['push', 'your', 'limit'], views: 5},

{charLen: ['nmeri', 'chukwu', 'legend of all tym'], randObj: ['op is a fat donke'], longer: ['shell dynamism', 'thiswontbeomitted', {amy:'deep search will not respond'}], views:17}

],

newData = path = [];

for(var a = 0; a <arr.length;a++) {

var init = memoizer(arr[a], (mental,index) => {

var ctxView = mental('views'),

myShell =arr;

for (var d =0;d <path.length;d++) myShell = myShell[path[d]];

// your fundamental can do anything. here, I'm returning the element whose length matches the shell's view
return myShell.filter(c => c.length == ctxView)[0]; // need access to contextual views
}),

keys = Object.keys(arr[a]);


for(var b = 0; b < keys.length;b++) {


path = [a, keys[b]]; // populate this as as required. i imagine the data set will have random dimensions in each node but this is enough algorithming for one day. hint: you'll need another recursive function to grab all nested structures

newData.push(init(keys[b]));

}
}

console.log(newData)


I'm afraid, the PHP solution will have to come some other time. I never reach to debug PHP code with phone sad

BTW this is not a true anonymous function. It's recursing closures with higher order functions. If I show you a proper recursive anonymous function, you won't even be given variables like shell. The only thing you'll see is one entry point. How do you invoke a function tied to "nothing"? wink

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Is Life So Unfair? by Nmeri17: 2:17am On Oct 22, 2018
bluefilm:


You are the cause of your own misery.

And if care is not taken, you will surely die in that misery.

Keep on comparing your life to others and you will see how misery and depression becomes your constant companion.

And you sound so effing egoistic too.

Whoever told you, you are actually better than any other person?

Better in what ways, if I may ask?

Because you are better than me in mathematics and physics, does it mean you are also better than me in bed?


My friend, you better wake up from your slumber.

You think your life is defined by 2.1 and 2.2s?

Sadly, life is much more than that.

In case you haven't heard, the owner of this nairaland does not even have a 2.2 or a third class or even an ordinary Pass.

And yet, he is the founder of one of africa's biggest forum.

Think about that as you sink further down into your melancholic depression.

Nonsense. lipsrsealed
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Politics / Re: Why Would Anyone Vote Atiku Or Buhari??? by Nmeri17: 1:27am On Oct 22, 2018
JackOfAllTrades:
Yes I am part of the people that supported a change in the rulling party fews years back . But sadly things went to worse as with the consequences of every new change (things become good or remain bad or even become worse).
I obviously would not vote Apc again because of their gross incompetence and inhumane leadership.

But why would anyone root for pdp again? Aren't we supposed to learn from our mistakes?

If you ran a business that was supposed to take you out of poverty and the business isn't making profit, would you go back to poverty or try a new line of business?

Shouldn't we all be comparing the likes of Kingsley Chiedu Moghalu, Donald Duke, Omoyele Sowore, people that have actually given actionable plans of what their presidency could look like.

How could APC or PDP still be an option cry
The devil you know wink
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo And Sumbo Traditional Wedding Photos by Nmeri17: 1:01am On Oct 22, 2018
kennygee:
Thank God for her.

If you know what you want, go for it and stop chasing shadows.

She really dodged a bullet by not belonging to a harem of baby mamas.
Yes, her responsibility is impressive. But you know she can still end up as one, right? The only Nigerian glitzy marriages that have survived are those of Mercy Johnson and Omotola. Notice they've both got responsible, cultured husbands? Not quite the kind of attributes you'd ask of a bartender. Inasmuch as I'd have wanted the best for her, a similar fate to Lillian Esoro awaits. Sad.
Celebrities / Re: Eva Alordiah Makes Fun Of Fiance, Caesar Over Wizkid's Snub by Nmeri17: 7:15pm On Sep 20, 2018
KellyKertz:
10mins after the scenario

My man go be like I for jus sitdon ooo, wetin carry mhe cum headies sef!!!
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Celebrities / Re: Meet Jackie Appiah’s Little Sister…she’s Just As Beautiful(see Pictures) by Nmeri17: 4:48pm On Sep 20, 2018
duduade:
who is fine... Can't you see her face as it resembled that guy that acted in Bill Cosbys family matters...!!! Wetin be his name... Steve...
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Celebrities / Re: Harrysong Seeks Help For Depression by Nmeri17: 3:37am On Sep 09, 2018
Benekruku:

Ran out of cooking gas and couldn't refill
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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Naomi Campbell Jet Out To Milan by Nmeri17: 3:09am On Sep 09, 2018
jibs4lv:
Madam Tiwa rainow cry
The more I look at this, the funnier it gets grin grin grin grin

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Programming / Re: Interesting C# And Dot Net Core Projects by Nmeri17: 1:47am On Aug 26, 2018
See your head. I was on this board for how many months, sneaking from PM-PM, looking for anyone I could help on their C# projects (for free o!). You went into hiding.

I hope you finish your project and post here. I've never seen anyone here complete a project they claimed was in the works.
Business / Re: How To Generate And Enjoy Very Cheap And Uninterrupted Electricity Supply by Nmeri17: 11:28pm On Aug 11, 2018
sosy25:


Yes the link is my referral link and there is nothing wrong with that. It's also possible for anyone to sign up directly on the website without using a referral link. You stated that "if there are no strings attached I would not market a business that is neither mine nor gain from". Of course anyone who markets anything, has something to gain from it, that is normal.

There always strings attached, the strings attached for those who go to work is they earn a salary at the end of the month. The strings attached for those who do business is that they earn a profit. The strings attached for those who market a product is that they earn a commission. The strings attached for people like me who share a referral link is that they earn referral income. Anyone who markets something expects to gain something and I am not an exception. Anyone who signs up on Solario is assigned a referral link so that they can also refer whoever they want to buy solario tokens and earn a referral income and to the best of my knowledge there is nothing wrong with that, there was no law of any country broken, there was no sin committed against anybody or against God. I never tried to conceal the fact that the link I posted is a referral link.

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: What Is The Most Disturbing Picture You Have Ever Seen? by Nmeri17: 3:22pm On Aug 08, 2018
Feraz:
The initial effects of exposure were coughing, severe eye irritation and a feeling of suffocation, burning in the respiratory tract, blepharospasm, breathlessness, stomach pains and vomiting.

So Joffrey Baratheon was poisoned with methyl isocyanate cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Season 8 Predictions. by Nmeri17: 12:11am On Jul 22, 2018
go to bed or go do some chores or house work

How can you be stressing over a TV show about imaginary dragons like this at this hour?

Make some real friends, go out, eat healthy , spend less time infront of your tv and get a life



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Programming / Re: Keeping Only The Jbuttons In A Selected Row Active In A 2d Array by Nmeri17: 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2018
csharpjava:
Fayimora

Can you be quiet, you don't have a clue of what I'm trying to do, you think this is childs play.
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Business / Re: How To Generate And Enjoy Very Cheap And Uninterrupted Electricity Supply by Nmeri17: 9:32am On Jul 17, 2018
Sounds promising, but OP, I find it fishy that the link you posted is your referral link. I just checked online to verify your claims cuz I know there has to be something in it for you. If there are no strings attached, you won't market a business that's neither yours nor do you have much to gain from. Turns out new users get assigned some referral link. Why? Besides, what type of decentralized network asks its participants to sign up That's new. Their concept is similar to something I discussed with an acquaintance recently, but no; too many red flags.
Business / Re: Have Any Questions On The Mining Industry In Nigeria? Ask Me by Nmeri17: 8:08am On Jul 17, 2018
gaetano:
How profitable is the skull mining industry? grin
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Education / Re: Picture Of A YABATECH Student Drawing On Water Goes Viral (pictures) by Nmeri17: 3:22pm On Jul 09, 2018
gagashuffle:
I even thought he was drawing on the water body gan gan, I came to see American wonder undecided
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Programming / Re: Urgent Need Of A Ebook For Wpf by Nmeri17: 11:23am On Jul 07, 2018
The only mention of prism mvvm on the whole of Nairaland. na waya o cheesy

Master Kudaisi teach me your ways embarassed
Literature / Re: Black Maria by Nmeri17: 12:26pm On Jul 01, 2018
Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Lays Foundation For Shoprite In Uyo by Nmeri17: 7:39pm On Jun 21, 2018
donsmall94:
Okay Like dere neighbors Expect something of this nature in stock
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Programming / Re: Dear Programmer In Nigeria: How Much Is Your Salary? by Nmeri17: 7:49am On May 09, 2018
toystars:

At least for the past 2 years, I've been in the forefront of recruiting developers for the company I work for and it is sad to admit that 90% of all programmers in Nigeria are shitty.

haymekus:



90% is very bad, why do you say so


BTW what kind of skill set does the 10% possess
The game changer is that they are exceptionally dexterous and adroit at changing baby diapers and wiping poop. wink
Literature / Re: Black Maria by Nmeri17: 2:03pm On Apr 20, 2018
segunmelvin:
This I where I write first and last comment.... Appreciation to the op for the nice story it really kept me busy from yesterday till Today..........But for God sake this story should have been finished and long forgotten by now and it doesn't seem like it has reached the middle at all.............only few months is left for this story to reach 3 years.... I'll be un-following because I don't think I'm ready to stay committed to a written story on nairaland for a decade.... Peace Ya'll.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Miracle And Alex Win 1 Million Naira In The Closeup Challenge by Nmeri17: 1:34pm On Apr 20, 2018
nabegibeg:

Oh my goshness grin cheesy grin cheesy

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