looks to me like a lonely moon vacation...where's the dude, dont tell me bhind d camera...all d tyme? kilode

Monicasque: he can marry but the wife must pray that he does not turn into a little player afterwards coz men just like playing too much

like girls dont play @ such age....meeeeechhhheewwwwwwww!

I don't understand the point in no 7. a womanizer wouldn't say he has been single long time. "ladies love gist, i think just broke-up sounds more like a potential for gist than single long time. lol, sides just-broke up opens a new door that often ends up in hugs n cuddles.. single long time kinda makes u look like u searching, u just put urself on a long thing.

Mynd_44: Men acting sensibly....that's a new one guy. Most guys are not able to approach a lady confidently and so they use money as a defence so as to hide their incapabilities and when their pockets run dry, they scream holy smokes. But then these girls get so comfy with the cowards that they think every guy is like that and those who don't play are selfish and tight fisted.

I am selfish walahi

hahahaha, that was funny, but true.

i believe in a two way street mhen. she cant spend, aint spending simple.

what has been humble got to do with riding a bike to work, this one wey all of una dey talk bout pride n humility.

there re pple who express pride even while riding bicycles and there re those who re humble in their Bugattis and zondas. what you have isnt a measure of how proud or humble you are. your heart determines that.

all those who re saying "oh i like a low key life style n all", better not to say anything now. let the money come n tell me the difference btw a 2 million dollar private island or a 2 million dollar mansion. they re both 2 milla, one could be termed humble because it is private.

low key could just mean u re too proud, u dont wanna be seen. what about that?

Mr..Cork:


which Back?? am talkin about nyash?... do u peep or do u close yo eyes?

do u need ur eyes to pull it up? lol. which kine yeye qs u dey ask

Mr..Cork:
OK. my question is.. will you loook or not??

look @ her back? is that what u mean? cos thats all u can see. lol

Mr..Cork:
...what will u do if a babe ask you to help her pull up her back zip?

you do samething u will do if she asks you to help her cross the road. you need a thread to tell u that.

"the effects of too much porn" .... whatever a girl asks means she's asking for sex abi. oh wow! lol "spites on thread"

AmBeautiful:

i feel u, lol. the question tire me self.

12 inches!:
Nigerian girls don't demand romance. Simple as that. You don't have to be a romantic guy to get any nigerian girl. You just have to 'have'. Spend on the chic. Take her out every weekend. Get her a good fone. Pay for her hair and make up. That is what a huge percentage of naija girls call 'caring'. Just be 'caring' that's all and leave romance for the white man and a few enlightened naija chics.

in that case they re elebis (hungry people). lol.

need to get me a white gal. lol

dmcdad:
Amen!!!

amen x2

u need to be careful bout all those pills cos a lady used it and it messed her up big time. thank God for what he gave u. if ur ass is too big, u will attract the guys who want just your ass.

Cutejay: apology accepted *stretches hand for a warm handshake* happy val man have fun.

What about a hug? yeah av fun also...wouldda sent u flowers but u wont give me ur address, wont expect u to anyways. can u by urself flowers on my behalf. thanks.

Cutejay: who is this one eh? Anyways you are entitled to your opinion so i'm i so there's no need for name calling. For your info.i am not in any club, i'm ok with the way i am. Thank u.

was just playing with u, didnt know u would be soo serious. no vex sorry.

fall inlove with your self.

you dont have to get over him., get away from him, he already got away from you which makes it easier for you

Mindependent:

ME!!!!

Clap for you!, yaaaaay!

Cutejay: Hmmm this valentine ish is getting really hyped infact over hyped.
Anyways i don't need any gift, if i can just get myself a chilled bottle of malt seeping and relaxing in front of my tv set watching a good movie that will be just fine cuz VALS day is like every other day to me.

one of the members of the roaster's club finally owned up. high-five!

Duquesa:
Estoy donde tu Mundo

pero yo te vi en este hilo hace unos momentos. este es su mundo?

miss-sweety86:


OK then my new year resolution should have been to never post anything on Nairaland because people here have twisted minds!

I laugh in Japanese.

how do you invite fire without getting burned.

dmcdad:
you go accept ring from a guy like me wey no get money

lol. bros, give am nut as ring for now, if she accept, she luff u die. lol

miss-sweety86:


Not gonna happen. My new year resolution is to stop posting about my life and seeking advice from other people.

I was just trying to explain that a day with him is all I want because he's so far and that maybe for a couple that sees each other every day, it might be different and the girl may be expecting more than a day with her boyfriend.

u want a day out of 365 days in a year with him. wow!, he must be a gold-plated man.

can i slap you after pouring water on you, maybe u will wake up!!!

duh! dayum-right its her boyfriend, she is entitled to 365 or 367, two days join self.

better choose a guy on NL to bonk with till u get a boyfriend and stop ROASTING. lol

if u think ur statement sounds romantic, i think its twisted.

lat55:

thank u hun, i was slightly confused by her response too

no mind am, her blood dey hot. she know say she go join the "ROASTERS CLUB" on vals day cos she dey wish for one day with anoda girl bobo.

is it me? its kinda strange when some ladies feel a guy would leave his girlfriend/wife for them. er, huh! i laff in spanish.

miss-sweety86:


You have no idea of what you're talking about, so please stay out of this!!

sorry, buh i thought u invited him into it when you posted it on NL. he is even trying to encourage and cheer u up, you scratching, naa so the situation dey pain u reach. u better open up a thread explaining the situations, let the advicing-council of romance section of NL help you out.

Donna Jocasta: yea......ain't joking.......seriously 4 real

Yaaaaaaaaaaay, thats why i luff u baabe... muuuuuuuuaaaaaah!, but u know i aint getting u anything sha! lol

190: what of Nairaland ladies

can they pass as good wives

lol.....190....lol

nyere84: I dnt give a damn abt u guys, aftall, i answered the posters question, i dont see any reason why i shld mince words. And, the last time i cheecked, is still a free world.

So, whomeva dat dont like my comment, shld do me a favour..., by jumping into river Niger pls.

Donna Jocasta: she suppose,,,, ♡̷̬̩̃̊ na give nd take!!!!!!!!!

huh, did u just say that? re u serious or joking?! awwwww! means u plannin to gif me sumtin...awwwww! lol

ochallo:

updated!

thank you.

did the site give 8 u should marry? or this whole thing was designed to keep men single cos its unbalanced. there's got to be 8 positive traits to balance out these 8 -ves.

the best to marry is miss independent.

1. she is motivational
2. she wards off guys wno re lazy (so no barger can sweep her off)
3. she is the type that would spoil her guy
4. she is secured
5. she is awesome
6. she doesnt need to wait for you to breathe
7. she is fun to talk and be with
8, she doesnt have time to nag, gossip n all, there is business to do
9. if u feel redundant beside her, its cos u re, go n brush up and stop being comfortable been stale.

any independent woman in the house, am looking for one. lol

wait a minute, u say 8, u give us 4, no be copy paste u do, u no fit copy the rest join?...naawaa oh

ATMC: Its cos of our value system. Most nigerian guys are not taught to be romantic from childhood, neither are they exposed to romantic parents so you see majority of d 'some' dt are, learnt it and are yet to perfect it. Men are from mars...

thanks for using most.

sides i think most nigerian ladies re not romantic. its like they re always waiting to respond to an act of romance from a guy instead of initiating or coming up with something creative for the guy.

hmmm, i guess its cos they think its our JOB to be romantic. lol. without realizing it takes two to wax it.

for this reason, i am going LATINA! HEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOO!

some african ladies re amazing, most non-african ladies re soo awesome, oh wow!, no mad black woman syndrome. lol.