@op: smh.
Provided u have time to infinity, u will find your mr right someday.
Keep searching dear, dont give up.
Quiter never win, u know!

Well, it is ok. It is not an offence to have a choice. Carry go, baby.

@op: smh.
Provided u have time to infinity, u will find your mr right someday.
Keep searching dear, dont give up.
Quiters never win, u know!

http://www.naijatori.com/naija-story-i-love-you-but-pls-sign-the-marriage-contract-first/

Someone already posted my joke on an on their website?

That was quick.


Thanks for the love y'all.

Kindly take this off the front page. It dosnt add value to any1

**Seeking admission into the seminary to become a priest**

priesthood on my mind...

Nice criteria for ma akpako friend il introduce u to

k. we don hear

Dry Joke! Next please..

wuuuuuut

What are the guys here upset about? I'll happily sign the contract on only one condition...if the woman in question is as rich and pretty as the embattled SEC DG (Patricia Otteh) then after we tie the nuptial knot, i'll endure eating the shit while saving enough cash in a private account, taking ADEQUATE PRECAUTION not to create an opportunity for #4 and #14 and then after saving enough......End the whole thing by injecting "SNIPER" into her food or drink and LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

Lol. Funny enough, if you find a man who's willing to agree to those terms, you'll be scared of marrying him.

IMO, the only way to get a man to sign such a contract is when it is witnessed by a native doctor...Hope thats not the OP's plan

tunapawizzy: Jesus is coming soon....he is d man she's bn waiting for

This is so funny and you are really crazy.

THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO PONDER ON FOR A WHILE, SEXY LADIES IN THE BUILDING
Sexiness may get you a man but it takes a lot more to keep a wise man.
Most ladies really Do not know the Right QUALITIES to look out for in a MAN. As an intending Wife, you are to be a HELP-MEET, not a HELP-EAT. Ladies, please before you Make Demands from your Man, consider his INCOME/SALARY... If he attends to your Demands, would he still be ABLE to Survive the Next 28/30day's with what's left with him?

See the TEN rules to keep A Wise Man below....
1. Give Him Space.
2. Be Loyal.
3. Don't be too demanding.
4. Don't Nag.
5. Don't Stalk Him.
6. Don't Compare Him With His Friends.
7. Don't Cheat On Him.
8. Be Proud Of Him.
9. Compliment Him, not Compete With Him.
10. Be Faithful And Pray For Him.

A wise MAN respects A Woman when he Realises she's more interested in HIM fulfilling HIS DREAMS and not in ROMANCE, SEX, OR EVEN MATERIAL ACQUISITIONS. Grow beyond WHAT you are Going to Get, and start working on WHAT YOUR'RE GOING TO BRING into that Relationship to Make it Work, and make it BETTER.

NOW CAN YOU BEAT THAT??

, what a contractual agreement ehn! Where is the part of the husband contract requirements ehn, na wa oh

Ileke-IdI:
[size=18pt]Marriage Contract[/size]

Terms and Conditions

Husband Must
1. Share equal loads of house work that involved mopping, laundry, washing dishes etc

2. Earn enough money for wife to shop 3 times a week on a busy week, 5 times a week on a non-busy week

3. Not exhibit any sexist behavior.

4. Share equal loads of baby caring that involves diaper changing, bathing baby, and legally putting baby to sleep.

5. Not treat wife as personal slave i.e “where is my food?’

6. Understand that he’s his wife’s sex-slave. She must get it anytime she wants, anywhere she wants.

7. Understand that #6 on the list is not reciprocal.

8. Not exhibit typical Nigerian man bushman mentality i.e Wearing green tie over purple suit.

9. Understand that as much as his wife loves her in-laws, they’re only allowed 1-day minimum 3-days maximum stay.

10. Not move family within 200 miles proximity of both side (wife and husband) of the family

11. Not gain over 20 pounds from his current weight before his 55th birthday

12. Understand that potbelly is a taboo in our household. Wife does want neighbors asking her for her husband’s dude date.

13. Ensure that both him and his wife spend and save wisely. Gucci and Dior are wise investments.

14. Give wife beautiful daughters and Handsome sons. Ugliness is a taboo (But you know that, what’s why I married you. None of your ugly family’s recessive gene must rear its horn).

15. Exhibit good hygiene i.e AT LEAST bath 2 times a day.

16. Repress emotional outburst or aggression while wife tries to explain why $1000 was spent in 5 days.

17. Understand that 75% of what he owns is now hers.



Wife Must
1. Make sure husband adheres to the terms and conditions.


While understand that one or two of the terms and conditions may be impossible to meet (#14), husband should try to do the best he can for harmony in this marriage.


Signatures: Husband ________________________________ Wife _____________________________________

Witness ________________________________

♈♡Ü ? Ar just 2 dry


♈♡Ü ? Will surely marry urself...

I can see you are looking for a slave in husband clothings. You better approach Calabar region.

This Marriage Contract must be amended by a man before the op finally gets a husband

You want a slave as
husband

hmn..na wa oh

@Ileke Idi please pass that weed, I want to be seein things like you.

Tgirl4real: I can see u are truly ready to marry

Abeg wait 4 me i must marry u yestaday.

You aint going to get any of this until you fight for equality and learn to assert your worth as equal human beings.

Men in nigeria walk over women because women allow it and collaborate with men to keep other women down, until women in nigeria wake up and understand that they are just as capable as their male counterparts men in nigeria will continue to take the piss out of them.

cap28: You aint going to get any of this until you fight for equality and learn to assert your worth as equal human beings.

Men in nigeria walk over women because women allow it and collaborate with men to keep other women down, until women in nigeria wake up and understand that they are just as capable as their male counterparts men in nigeria will continue to take the piss out of them.

Now that's some asinine piece of crap.

Ileke-IdI:
[size=18pt]Marriage Contract[/size]

Terms and Conditions

Husband Must
1. Share equal loads of house work that involved mopping, laundry, washing dishes etc

2. Earn enough money for wife to shop 3 times a week on a busy week, 5 times a week on a non-busy week

3. Not exhibit any sexist behavior.

4. Share equal loads of baby caring that involves diaper changing, bathing baby, and legally putting baby to sleep.

5. Not treat wife as personal slave i.e “where is my food?’

6. Understand that he’s his wife’s sex-slave. She must get it anytime she wants, anywhere she wants.

7. Understand that #6 on the list is not reciprocal.

8. Not exhibit typical Nigerian man bushman mentality i.e Wearing green tie over purple suit.

9. Understand that as much as his wife loves her in-laws, they’re only allowed 1-day minimum 3-days maximum stay.

10. Not move family within 200 miles proximity of both side (wife and husband) of the family

11. Not gain over 20 pounds from his current weight before his 55th birthday

12. Understand that potbelly is a taboo in our household. Wife does want neighbors asking her for her husband’s dude date.

13. Ensure that both him and his wife spend and save wisely. Gucci and Dior are wise investments.

14. Give wife beautiful daughters and Handsome sons. Ugliness is a taboo (But you know that, what’s why I married you. None of your ugly family’s recessive gene must rear its horn).

15. Exhibit good hygiene i.e AT LEAST bath 2 times a day.

16. Repress emotional outburst or aggression while wife tries to explain why $1000 was spent in 5 days.

17. Understand that 75% of what he owns is now hers.



Wife Must
1. Make sure husband adheres to the terms and conditions.


While understand that one or two of the terms and conditions may be impossible to meet (#14), husband should try to do the best he can for harmony in this marriage.


Signatures: Husband ________________________________ Wife _____________________________________

Witness ________________________________

Omo Ekiti-kete, seen this listed, I assume your intention was based on sarcasm. Nonetheless, I do not know your convictions, but please relax cuz you are getting too westernized and that will only serve as a deterrent to your happiness in life.

igorekpen@gmail:
Kindly take this off the front page. It dosnt add value to any1

Some with 1% of humour wouldnt vomit that!

wild guy: @Ileke Idi please pass that weed, I want to be seein things like you.

Has she passed it?

Hahaha

Exactly what i expect from you,hope u'l put it in practice.

Ileke-IdI:
[size=18pt]Marriage Contract[/size]

Terms and Conditions

Husband Must
1. Share equal loads of house work that involved mopping, laundry, washing dishes etc

2. Earn enough money for wife to shop 3 times a week on a busy week, 5 times a week on a non-busy week

3. Not exhibit any sexist behavior.

4. Share equal loads of baby caring that involves diaper changing, bathing baby, and legally putting baby to sleep.

5. Not treat wife as personal slave i.e “where is my food?’

6. Understand that he’s his wife’s sex-slave. She must get it anytime she wants, anywhere she wants.

7. Understand that #6 on the list is not reciprocal.

8. Not exhibit typical Nigerian man bushman mentality i.e Wearing green tie over purple suit.

9. Understand that as much as his wife loves her in-laws, they’re only allowed 1-day minimum 3-days maximum stay.

10. Not move family within 200 miles proximity of both side (wife and husband) of the family

11. Not gain over 20 pounds from his current weight before his 55th birthday

12. Understand that potbelly is a taboo in our household. Wife does want neighbors asking her for her husband’s dude date.

13. Ensure that both him and his wife spend and save wisely. Gucci and Dior are wise investments.

14. Give wife beautiful daughters and Handsome sons. Ugliness is a taboo (But you know that, what’s why I married you. None of your ugly family’s recessive gene must rear its horn).

15. Exhibit good hygiene i.e AT LEAST bath 2 times a day.

16. Repress emotional outburst or aggression while wife tries to explain why $1000 was spent in 5 days.

17. Understand that 75% of what he owns is now hers.



Wife Must
1. Make sure husband adheres to the terms and conditions.


While understand that one or two of the terms and conditions may be impossible to meet (#14), husband should try to do the best he can for harmony in this marriage.


Signatures: Husband ________________________________ Wife _____________________________________

Witness ________________________________